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Re:3 - I know I've had a perfect picture here somewhere...
Jon design from BLOSSOMBUN's animatic - find it here: https: //youtu.be/T5cc7D5fJmU?t=149, but beware spoilers for MAG 128
Re:4 - What ISN'T his problem? This man is build of problems, smugness and mesmerizing voice. :)
1. Cool statement :3
2. Basira and Melanie gossiping about Martin having a huge crush on Jon????? Let’s gooo!!!!!!
3. ACE JON?????!??!?!!!!!!!
4. ELIAS WHAT THE HECK????? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM??????
#the magnus archives#mag 106#jonathan sims#the ace icon we deserve#Elias Bouchard#the old man we love to hate
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probably my silliest idea up to date. sorry that mans slowly turning blonde its lifelong and he will die innnnnn 4 seconds.
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Who, what, where?
PLEASE WATCH PANTHEON IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD
I'll write more about it in a bit because I've been thinking about it for a whole year, but GOD please watch this show it is ridiculously good
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Ok, I see your reasoning there.
Interesting. A bit shaky, but interesting.
Ah yes, very true.
Well, you make some compelling arguments, but as you don't have all the facts yet, I'm going to file this discussion for later. :)
Crack theory: Elias is Jonah Magnus <3
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My dude, you can't just drop a theory like that and walk away. Where's your academic spirit?
What is your basis for it? Give me some arguments!
(I say, pretending I know what TF I'm talking about 😂)
Crack theory: Elias is Jonah Magnus <3
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Hot-blooded killer, who'd litterally just shot an unconsious man in the head: "I'll consider not killing you if you do this one weird thing for me."
Jonathan-no-self-preservation-whatsoever-Sims: "Um, I'm not sure if I can....?"
THE ENDING OF MAG 91 “The Coming Storm”
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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👁️🗨️👁️🗨️👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
#I don't go here#and don't know who they are#but I would absolutely love it if invited to loom in the corner and not be left out 🥰
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things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:
the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive
the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972
tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers
martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history
conclusion: he's bad at this <3
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TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
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I'm stealing this creature and adding it to my personal bestiary, alongside the ace honey badger.
im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything
any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna
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Maybe I’ll work on this further one day for printing but since it’s Halloween, have some proper art
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Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.
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