#tim Drake marry me

[glamourscat]

The way I

c a c k l e d

Tim needs a healthy dose of stress every now and then by seeing how us peasantry live💕

Tim when he sees the state of reader’s dorm

[catgrandpa]

I need a fic where Bruce realizes this kid who shoved his way into his sidekick role will not be leaving anytime soon, and instead of emotionally distancing himself he becomes a combination Helicopter Mom and Shotgun Dad.

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Tim: Bruce, I’m headed out to meet my friends at the mall.

Bruce: Is that Kent boy going to be there?

Tim, rolling his eyes: Yes, Kon is going. And so is Bart, and Cassie, and maybe Bernard if he can make it.

Bruce: Hnn. Do you have everything? Coat, scarf, keys, wallet, tracker, pepper spray, dagger, kryptonite shard, emergency beacon, first aid kit, fire starter, extra pair of-

Tim: Yes, Dad! I already went through the list with Alfred. I’ll be fine.

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Kon: Hello Sir! I’m here to pick up Tim!

Bruce: Follow me.

…

Bruce: Sit down.

Kon: In your study? Is Tim on the way, or…?

Bruce: I just thought you might need reminding of the fact that I have a vault downstairs full of items specifically designed to take down a Kryptonian.

Kon: Whuh?

Bruce: You should probably ask your father about the time I was slightly annoyed with him for encroaching on one of my cases.

Kon: Why are you telling me this?

Bruce: Now just imagine what would happen if someone were to hurt my darling little boy.

*door opens*

Tim: Hey Bruce, Alfie said Kon was here, have you seen him? Oh! Hey, why are you two in here??

Bruce: Oh, hey sweetheart, we were just chatting. Have a good time at the carnival!

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Dick, pouting: I don’t understand, you’re not this protective over who Jason or I date.

Bruce: Don’t be ridiculous, Jason and I may have our problems, but he would never betray me by gallivanting off with someone I disapprove of.

Dick, who covered for Jay sneaking out to visit Roy Harper just last night: Mhm yeah, sure. And you’re not worried about me?

Bruce: Chum, I’ve known who you were going to marry since you were 12 years old.

Dick: WHAT?

Bruce: I have the whole ceremony already planned. I’ve got Gotham’s best wedding planner on standby. You have a very nice house waiting for you both, 20 minutes from here. A modest 7 bedrooms on 5 acres of land.

Dick: I’m not even dating anyone?!

Bruce: I can’t wait to meet my 3 grandbabies:)

[skecherss]

she just snorted up watermelon-flavored boba tea laughing at her own joke

[the-bat-bros]

Bruce wdym you don’t want your girlfriend bonding with your kids how else is she supposed to integrate into the family?

From the latest update of Wayne Family Adventures on Webtoons

[magicalcreeks]

My fave timkon is them taking a long time to get together but they’re doing relationship things along the way.

[timblrdrake]

Aren't you technically astra's brother-in-law?

what are you talking about.

[necrotic-nephilim]

t4t timcass leaning into the physical similarities and incest angle

YEAH YOU GET IT-

TimCass looking physically similar my beloved. i just love when they're so similar it's *creepy*. mannerisms, looks, how they wear their hair, how they fight, all of it. esp if other heroes actually assume they *are* related. and Tim and Cass never correct them bc ppl nonchalantly call Dick his brother so sure, Cass is his sister too in that sort of way. and Cass doesn't really care what people assume about her family. (could be fun too if this was during the time Cass didn't know her mom anyway so like. she didn't know either way)

and being t4t. your brain. trans!Cass is so fun. bc her trans identity would likely be the first personal identity she develops and femininity would be so important to her for her understanding who she is. it gives her freedom and the room to be perceived in a way that she has control of. would be so fun for Tim to help her with makeup and shaving. i like the thought they're just so used to each other bodies that nakedness isn't something they question even before getting together. they shower together anyway, so why wouldn't Tim help Cass learn how to shave her legs. why wouldn't Cass wash Tim's hair for him.

i think it's fun if Tim going on T increases his sex drive *immensely*, to the point it makes him borderline frustrated how horny he is all the time. (as is common for a lot of transmasc folks) and so they're in the shower together and Tim is annoyed, shifting around and Cass just wraps her arms around him and slip a hand between his legs to help him out before he can even ask what she's doing. on the flip side, Tim massages Cass chest while she's struggling with the tenderness of breast growth on E and she ends up jerking off as he does it bc it's the first time that pain hasn't been a bad thing for her. mutual jerking off becomes so common until it leads to sex in all sorts of creative ways as they explore their gender expressions. Cass finds one of Tim's old dresses in his closet and puts it on so she can wear it while she rides a strap she puts on him. they lean into the incest in bed too, Cass very pleased to call Tim her brother when she's tugging on his bottom growth.

also fun if as they both transition, it makes them harder and harder to tell apart. they trade clothes and their voices and bodies go through changes that both Dick and Bruce have gone "Tim can you- wait shit you're Cass sorry-" more than once. and neither of them mind. bc there's something pleasing about looking so much like the person they love so deeply. it connects them and makes them virtually twins that no one will ever seperate.

[eveningdawn222]

srry for like spam but 1, ur so fucking correct about Jason and 2, don't EVERRRR apologize for speaking to fem Jason truth. More interesting trans headcanons need to start happening on this fucking website

@reallifemage (i think?)

thank you soso much jason is literally like. my #1 brain dweller. personally i think of jason as using he/she pronouns and her transition is just going on estrogen to get tits, painting her nails and growing out his curls to like shoulder length. she's very butch and it's not palatable at all. he calls herself the t slur and doesn't change her name and wears stockings without shaving. she's soooo gender and i love him soso much he's literally my girlfriend <3

the dysphoria after coming back from the dead a foot taller and 80 pounds heavier, no longer childlike, thick and broad and heavy, where there only used to be lean muscle and nimble fingers....personally i'm of the opinion that she looks a lot like willis(who i will defend everyday from classist writing), and there's sooo much gender dysphoria around that.

jason refuses to perform femininity for anyone: she's a girl for herself, not for anyone else. he wears dresses and willis' leather jacket with a gun tucked in her inner pocket and a knife strapped to her thigh. she chain smokes on the stoop of her building in jeans and a sports bra, five o clock shadow and heavy eye bags.

she doesn't tell her "family" until someone notices the obvious signs: imo jason should distance himself from the batfamily but steph (who imo is a she/they icon) probably clocks a fellow genderfuck at some point. jason doesn't give a shit about being girl enough for someone else, and she sure as shit doesn't give a shit what the batfamily has to say. (even if something feels lighter in her chest when steph calls her a girl for the first time, or when dick calls her his sister)

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Henlo! I made a small animatic about Trash Tim a few days ago and I would love if you could check it out pretty please 👉👈

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oh my god.

OH MY GOD.

HELLO????????

Holy shit this is EVERYtHING??? The irony of him in front of the portrait, the gala scene "leave me alone", the BATCLAN instead of the Waynes (except Jay of course, I do really need to make his Bluejay design), HIS LIL SWAY DANCE

My fav part though??? The sudden mic drop/face drop. The single eye and the illusion drops and suddenly its just Tim and just AHHH. Also the style???? The outlines??? OH MY GODD

[cephalog0d]

Rereading Steph's intro for Reasons and Tim's reactions are still so funny to me. Gets fully blasted in the face with a brick by a cute blonde and his response is "wow". You're such a weirdo, Tim.

(Source: Detective Comics (1937) #648)

[jane-lynndrake-t]

Well. I’ve read the obituary.

Good news: my plan for Drake industries worked.

Bad news: the people who were involved in the writing of my obituary are THE MOST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, BACKHANDED, COWARDLY, TWO FACED ASSHOLES.

Worse news: the nightmare I had about choking on blood and dying? Not a just a nightmare.

Worst news: I don’t remember the baby becoming a toddler, then a child, then a kid, then a teenager.

Best news: the me I don’t remember was hilarious.

Hold on I need to find a way to show you guys this thing. Hmm. Printing it out and sticking it into this journal might be a stretch… but the things I write with are normal pens and you can see them.

[sprintingficcommentator]

Someone call 911 I just witnessed a murder

[dcxdpdabbles]

Tucker: We're married.

Danny: What?

Tucker: If anyone asks you and I are married. We've been married for two years. Not platonic roommates. Understand?

Danny: I'm always down for marriage fraud, but can I ask why?

Tucker: *Sigh* We had a big company meeting today with every level employee at the event center the Wayne rent out. Tammy from accounts was assigned to my table-

Danny: Your mortal enemy.

Tucker: Exactly. So she started giving me grief in the middle of our team exercise project. The other four random employees are looking at me all wide eye and I'm getting tired so I say "Is it because I'm gay Tammy?" To shut her up. But at that time, Timothy Drake Wayne was walking behind me and heard me say it. He jumped in to ask what was going on, and I hate Tammy for being so annoying, but I am not about to accuse her of discrimination for no reason. So I said "Oh it was just a joke. Like on the internet." And then when Mr.Drake-Wayne face didn't relax, I blurted out."My husband thinks my jokes are dumb too"

Danny: Tucker....that's not good

Tucker: I know! I started panicking!

Danny: You ramble when you panic.

Tucker: I do, and I did. Before I realized it, I told Mr. Drake-Wayne, this whole made up childhood friends to lover romance between you and I. It was so good he told me to invite you to the office. So we're married. Please go along with it. If I can get Mr. Drake-Wayne's support I can rise in the company so fast.

Danny: Promotions are 50% networking. Alright, sure, what's the worst that can happen?

Five months later

Steph: What's the big emergency?

Tim sobbing:. I'm in love with the husband of one of my employees.

Steph: Tim....that's not good

[anxi04]

tim meeting lex at a gala when he’s young. he knows lex is a villain but he’s also the only vaguely smart person there and he has a look of disgust every time someone says anything remotely dumb, which tim relates to SO much.

meanwhile lex seeing this kid who is so clearly going to be a supervillain when he grows older and quite honestly this child scares him a little. so he indulges him just enough to be on his good side. lex just about has a heart attack when tim off handedly mentions one of lex’s very secret, only 6 people know about it and 5 of them are hidden away and can’t see their family because of what they know, project.

every time they see each other at a gala there’s just a sense of “oh thank god someone smart is here” and spend half the time politely shit talking the idiots

cut to 17 yo tim drake (never aging again) and he just. shows up in lexs house one day like “give me the blessing to marry kon and i’ll tell you the absolutely groundbreaking gossip i just found out about rebecca” he gets his blessing without lex even questioning it. he knows tim drake is red robin anyway who else would be able to? he is a little disappointed he went the hero route but out of all heroes red robin is closest to becoming a supervillain anyway so it’s fine

lex however does not know any of the other batfams identity. brucie wayne is a fucking idiot who can’t tie his shoes (lex watches him stuff the laces in his shoes once) dick grayson is a Cop(negative), jason todd is dead, stephanie brown is the daughter of a villain and would probably want to be as far away from that life as possible, damian wayne he could buy as robin but there’s no way anyone biologically related to brucie could be even remotely competent, duke thomas seems too normal, and he can find nothing on cass wayne except she seems too sweet. besides tim’s competent enough to hide his identity from his family. especially the wayne family.

[bats-and-others]

Me currently writing a fan FIC about Stephanie brown dying and being brought back via the pit. Then being trained by Talia and ra’s only to be basically dangled in front of all the bats but especially Tim for 3 years, only for it to be Kon that connects the dots and so starts a series of events and just gah.

Will I post it on here? Possibly. Ao3? Possibly.

Is it consuming my life. Yes.

I’m at 25K words as of re logging this and I keep writing different parts ahaha. Someone send help lmfao

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Bruce: You expect me to believe that you're not trying to marry him for his money!?

Conner: I'm not

Bruce: Well then, why do you want to marry him?

Kon "commit to the bit"-el: I want to marry him for your money

Tim "that bitch" Drake: See?