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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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i drew this months ago but whatever. the golden deer have a running gag of betting child naming rights and u cant convince me otherwise

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how do you think kojima felt when people guessed the twist in MGSV from the first trailer two years before the game came out, based solely on the fact that Venom Snake was vaping 

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I was recently struck with a VERY good idea

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- @jistring

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HERES SOME THING I FOUND ON MY DISCORD SERVER ITS FUCKING GOLDEN

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just boys bein boys

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Luigi’s Mansion 3 (2019) 👻

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im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

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sugar baby

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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof

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I really appreciate that the Netflix Castlevania adaptation looked at the fact that Dracula’s sprite is so much larger than Trevor’s, and where they could have acknowledged it as the result of technical limitations of the NES console, instead they said “no, Dracula is actually just eight feet tall”.

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Girls night out.  I don’t know why I drew this

For all intents and purposes they’re drinking root beer

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My personal theory is that Beowulf knows it's a video game and just goes along with the script like a good stage performer, but he doesn't realize (almost) everyone else DOESN'T know it's a game

Beowulf: It’s only a game. Why do you have to be mad?

Everyone except for Peacock: ?????