#thomas is dumb

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Incorrect Quotes Part 2- Maze Runner (Newtmas)

Thomas: You know me, Newt, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Newt: What? Thomas: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.” ____________________________________________________ Newt: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Thomas: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Newt: I don't know, surprise me!

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Thomas: One time I went to hand Newt a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.” ___________________________________________________ Thomas: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life! Later Newt, to Thomas: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: I made tea. Newt: I don't want tea. Thomas: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Newt: Then why did you tell me? Thomas: It's a conversation starter. Newt: It's a horrible conversation starter. Thomas: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Are you ready to commit? Newt: Like, a crime or a relationship? ____________________________________________________ Newt: Thomas, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Thomas: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound? ____________________________________________________ Thomas: very seriously You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. Newt: I went to the park today. Thomas: There you go! I hope you got something from that. Newt: opening their coat This duck. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Do you need help getting up? Newt: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Is five a lot of followers? Newt: Depends on the context. Newt: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers. Newt: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Hey Newt, check out this funny .GIF I found! Newt: It’s pronounced “jif”. Thomas: Huh? Newt: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so. Thomas: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format. Thomas: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”. Newt: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different! Thomas: It’s exactly the same! Thomas: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”. Newt: Gentrification. Thomas: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco. Newt: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)! Thomas: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”! Thomas: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym? Newt: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Thomas: Huh. Didn’t know that. Thomas: You’re still wrong, though. Newt: You just hate me because I’m right. Thomas: I just hate you in general. Newt: You mean in “geh-neral”? Thomas: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!

[fanaticalthings]

important family group chat discussions

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[thebat-musicman]

Im not sorry

Jason: Tim I need you to be straight with me

Tim: Wow Jason I never thought you were homophobic

Jason:

Tim: *finger guns*

Bruce: Duke, can you call your siblings down for dinner?

Duke, using his powers: Don’t you mean…dimmer? *puts on sunglasses*

Bruce: How long have you been carrying those around?

Duke: …three months

Tim: When I first met Damian he tried to stab me!

Dick: That’s just his way of saying knife to meet you.

Tim: …

Dick: Hey my sword play isn’t that bad

Tim: just leave

[smiledog16]

lazy doodles today but! come eat your crumbs alex and brian enjoyers

credits to my lovely boy @chiewbyexplodes for some of the doodles as well :-)

( I AM BEING HAUNTED BY THE PHANTOM )

[sketchupnfries]

Some Alan Wake 2 fanart since I recently finished the game! Loved the references to Control and it was nice to revisit Alan's character haha

[loganslowdown4]

Remus: *goes to whack Roman with a morning star*

Roman: *whips around quickly* Joke’s on you bitch! *holds up a reverse uno card*

Remus: DAMMIT! *whacks himself with a morning star*

[froggiesir]

[gwinwe]

walking his turtle

[jamesfrain]

Countdown to Wolf Hall: the mirror and the light | 📅 8th Nov 2024 a gifset per day (4/6) — favourite scene | Episode four 'The Devil's Spit' air date: 11 February 2015

[secrescaryat]

// pentiment spoilers (implied ig but still there)

more of these because i was inspired

[hosseinis]

me when i lie

[castorfell]

I made this with the premise that they're still engines btw

Latest iPhones - I feel like this is self explanatory. They have a gallery album for selfies with 2k pictures in it

2 year old smart phone, well maintained - these guys are pretty reasonable and responsible fellows, they'd upgrade based on functionality but are otherwise pretty content with what they've got. Thomas and Percy have matching phone charms, Peter Sam has a hundreds of candid pictures he takes of his friends and like 9 townbuilder games, Rusty is on level 583 of Candy Crush

2 year old smart phone, cracked and laggy - okay Toby and Edward's wouldn't be cracked that badly but their screens are constantly smudged with coal and still have Flappy Bird installed. I don't know which China Clay twin that is but they share a phone between themselves to play Roblox on the job. Duncan has thrown his against a wall numerous times when he gets annoyed

Keyboard phone - I don't rlly have much as explanation for this tier tbh but I just felt like these guys don't care too much about it but still have a decently maintained phone. Mostly uses them to text, call and listen to music

Flip phone - Just felt right idk man 🤷🏽 Duck sends texts that read as signed letters, Gordon doesn't have anyone's number saved and answers every call with "you are speaking to the ESTEEMED GORDON, the PREMIER EXPRESS ENGINE of the NORTH WESTERN RAILWAY. WHO is this." Rheneas uses his to play snake and probably has little charms attached

Nokia - Oliver and Toad shared a phone while on the run, Skarloey forgets he owns his and gets startled when it rings, D10 uses his as a weapon

No phone - If it were possible Duke would have a rotary phone installed in his cab but alas

[gunnrblze]

[taeaura]

I love imagining Thomas becoming such an oddity that he has his own subreddit and video-essays dedicated to him. SPECIFICALLY if Thomas had a YouTube channel that he posted random shit on - Like his creations and creative processes or whatnot. {He'd never show his full body, just his arms/back}

And because of how ominous and bizarre his videos are, people on the internet would start questioning things {noises, settings, ect.} in reddit and such {he's not too good at editing those out ;)}

He'd be like one of those internet oddities/anomalies that used be everywhere on the internet

Not no surprisingly..the Hewitt house would be found, pictures would be uploaded, and people would begin to put two-and-two together..

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pardon any spelling/grammar/quality errors I had to make this video seven times

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

gordon: i've never once lost my way. but i never have to think about it, either. i seem to know the right line by some sort of... wondrous, magical instinct. i guess it's because I'm so amazing. and handsome.  

james: lmao don't be daft. it's not like we choose our own tracks, we just go where the signalmen send us.

gordon:

gordon: the what?

james: the signalmen?

henry: never heard of 'em

james: they're — they're the guys up in those signalboxes? controlling? the signals?

henry: is this some kind of joke?

james: no?!

gordon: ah, signalmen. yes, yes, of course.

gordon: but. let's be serious, little james. it's not like they choose my routes for me.

james: yes?? they do???

gordon and henry:

gordon and henry: NAHHHHH 🤣😂😜