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Incorrect Quotes Part 2- Maze Runner (Newtmas)
Thomas: You know me, Newt, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Newt: What? Thomas: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.” ____________________________________________________ Newt: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Thomas: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Newt: I don't know, surprise me!
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Thomas: One time I went to hand Newt a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.” ___________________________________________________ Thomas: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life! Later Newt, to Thomas: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: I made tea. Newt: I don't want tea. Thomas: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Newt: Then why did you tell me? Thomas: It's a conversation starter. Newt: It's a horrible conversation starter. Thomas: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Are you ready to commit? Newt: Like, a crime or a relationship? ____________________________________________________ Newt: Thomas, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Thomas: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound? ____________________________________________________ Thomas: very seriously You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. Newt: I went to the park today. Thomas: There you go! I hope you got something from that. Newt: opening their coat This duck. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Do you need help getting up? Newt: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Is five a lot of followers? Newt: Depends on the context. Newt: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers. Newt: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers. ____________________________________________________ Thomas: Hey Newt, check out this funny .GIF I found! Newt: It’s pronounced “jif”. Thomas: Huh? Newt: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so. Thomas: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format. Thomas: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”. Newt: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different! Thomas: It’s exactly the same! Thomas: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”. Newt: Gentrification. Thomas: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco. Newt: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)! Thomas: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”! Thomas: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym? Newt: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Thomas: Huh. Didn’t know that. Thomas: You’re still wrong, though. Newt: You just hate me because I’m right. Thomas: I just hate you in general. Newt: You mean in “geh-neral”? Thomas: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!
#newt x thomas#newtmas#thomas x newt#the maze runner#fluff#newts alive#newts happy#thomas is dumb#i ship newtmas so hard#incorrect maze runner quotes#inccorect quotes
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important family group chat discussions
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#this is so dumb but i feel like the batkids would have really stupid discussions#jason: guys dw im not even that mean of a crime lord#tim with his decade worth of incriminating evidence plus the bloody dollar tree robin costume jason wore at titan tower: r u sure abt that#bruce the next day: WHY is there a paper headline about our family having mob ties with the red hood??#steph telling tim to tip off vicky vale as a joke because hey yk what would be SO funny guys?#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#bruce wayne#batdad#incorrect quotes#texts#socmed au#social media au#crack#batman#fanatical posting
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Im not sorry
Jason: Tim I need you to be straight with me
Tim: Wow Jason I never thought you were homophobic
Jason:
Tim: *finger guns*
Bruce: Duke, can you call your siblings down for dinner?
Duke, using his powers: Don’t you mean…dimmer? *puts on sunglasses*
Bruce: How long have you been carrying those around?
Duke: …three months
Tim: When I first met Damian he tried to stab me!
Dick: That’s just his way of saying knife to meet you.
Tim: …
Dick: Hey my sword play isn’t that bad
Tim: just leave
#batfam#batman#batfamily#tim drake#dc comics#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#incorrect quotes#incorrect batboys quotes#duke thomas#puns#bad puns#i love puns#terrible puns#dumb puns#wordplay#incorrect batman quotes#incorect quote#incoorect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batman incorrect quotes#incorrect batfam#incorrect bruce wayne#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dick grayson#dick grayson incorrect quotes#jason todd incorrect quotes#incorrect jason todd#tim drake incorrect quotes
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lazy doodles today but! come eat your crumbs alex and brian enjoyers
credits to my lovely boy @chiewbyexplodes for some of the doodles as well :-)
( I AM BEING HAUNTED BY THE PHANTOM )
#artists on tumblr#marble hornets#these are so fucking dumb i am on the silly sauce#whiteboard#jay merrick#tim wright#brian thomas#alex kralie#jam mh#mh tim#mh jay#mh alex#mh brian#creepypasta#smiledog16's sewer
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Some Alan Wake 2 fanart since I recently finished the game! Loved the references to Control and it was nice to revisit Alan's character haha
#fanart#alan wake 2#aw2#alan wake#thomas zane#zane#kiran estevez#lake house dlc#alan wake 2 spoilers#sketches#i have more dumb sketches planned since i want to draw the sillies#remedy#remedy games#alan wake ii#alan wake 2 remedy games#remedy entertainment#remedyverse
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Remus: *goes to whack Roman with a morning star*
Roman: *whips around quickly* Joke’s on you bitch! *holds up a reverse uno card*
Remus: DAMMIT! *whacks himself with a morning star*
#this amuses me to no end#they’re both so fucking dumb I love them#thomas sanders#sanders sides#roman sanders#ts roman#incorrect sanders sides#Remus sanders#ts Remus#creativitwins
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#happy pride#this is so dumb#ik i spelled at least One thing wrong i just dont care enough to fix it#star vs foe#star vs the forces of evil#svtfoe#marco diaz#star butterfly#tom lucitor#hekapoo#rafael diaz#ponyhead#pony head#ferguson odurguson#janna ordonia#angie diaz#starfan13#svtfoe kelly#jackie lynn thomas#glossaryck#fanart#art#froggiesir art#doodles
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walking his turtle
#just a sketch i might finish it up more later#conclave#artists on tumblr#illustration#thomas lawrence#ralph fiennes#conclave 2024#hi conclavenation#yes the turtle looks dumb i am not drawing all that
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Countdown to Wolf Hall: the mirror and the light | 📅 8th Nov 2024 a gifset per day (4/6) — favourite scene | Episode four 'The Devil's Spit' air date: 11 February 2015
#ain.. juroooo. que velho cínico hahahahhaha#o More como “cê ta brava?”#wolf hall#wh#wolfhalledit#thomas cromwell#mark rylance#thomas more#anton lesser#only now I realised Lily lesser (mary i) is Anton's daughter#i'm a dumb bitch#tudorerasource#perioddramaedit#perioddramacentral#weloveperioddrama#onlyperioddramas#tudor era#tvgifs#dailyflicks#mediagifs#16th century#by fefa
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// pentiment spoilers (implied ig but still there)

more of these because i was inspired
#i hope you guys see my vision on some of these#the claus and andreas one could also work the other way around i feel#also unrelated but why is there like no father thomas content out there sorry#will be talking abt big spoilers here btw#but like i loved him in my first playthrough idk if i was dumb but i thought he was nice and neeever suspected him#even now i can still appreciate him although i do not ‘like’ him for obvious reasons but i enjoy spinning him around in my head#anyway idk ig i was expecting to see more stuff abt him online like posts or fanart or whatever but there’s like nothing !?#to the like 2 people who’ve made fanart of him and/or a discussion post about him pls know u are everything to me#anyway sorry idk when tags became father thomas discussion time but i have a lot to say abt him tbh#pentiment#pentiment spoilers#andreas maler#father gernot#father thomas#brother mathieu#brother rudeger#ok too lazy to tag them all sorry guys#can write about father thomas for 6 long tags but can’t tag like 7 characters
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#they're important to his costume but they are also... so funny...#he needed to add those little useless pointy bits for the vibe#i actually just wanna know whats popular for his character design for science#i also needed to make a dumb poll again#andromedas poll hell#batman#bruce wayne#but also i guess it applies to any character with the bat ears...#so...#batgirl#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#stephanie brown#signal dc#duke thomas#uhhh who else has bat ears#oh yeah...#batwoman#kate kane#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#batfam
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me when i lie
#aaron hotchner#criminal minds#thomas gibson#criminalmindsedit#tvedit#my edits#i'm clearing out my drafts again and this was a dumb one i made#quite a while ago#i think when i first watched mayhem???#anyway it's silly and i got a line wrong#but i love it anyway#it gets hard and i'm alone
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I made this with the premise that they're still engines btw
Latest iPhones - I feel like this is self explanatory. They have a gallery album for selfies with 2k pictures in it
2 year old smart phone, well maintained - these guys are pretty reasonable and responsible fellows, they'd upgrade based on functionality but are otherwise pretty content with what they've got. Thomas and Percy have matching phone charms, Peter Sam has a hundreds of candid pictures he takes of his friends and like 9 townbuilder games, Rusty is on level 583 of Candy Crush
2 year old smart phone, cracked and laggy - okay Toby and Edward's wouldn't be cracked that badly but their screens are constantly smudged with coal and still have Flappy Bird installed. I don't know which China Clay twin that is but they share a phone between themselves to play Roblox on the job. Duncan has thrown his against a wall numerous times when he gets annoyed
Keyboard phone - I don't rlly have much as explanation for this tier tbh but I just felt like these guys don't care too much about it but still have a decently maintained phone. Mostly uses them to text, call and listen to music
Flip phone - Just felt right idk man 🤷🏽 Duck sends texts that read as signed letters, Gordon doesn't have anyone's number saved and answers every call with "you are speaking to the ESTEEMED GORDON, the PREMIER EXPRESS ENGINE of the NORTH WESTERN RAILWAY. WHO is this." Rheneas uses his to play snake and probably has little charms attached
Nokia - Oliver and Toad shared a phone while on the run, Skarloey forgets he owns his and gets startled when it rings, D10 uses his as a weapon
No phone - If it were possible Duke would have a rotary phone installed in his cab but alas
#ttte#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#i am NOT tagging all of them#anyway feel free to add on to this its alrdy rlly dumb#castorjpeg
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#these are so dumb#I couldn’t think of any for kick and ajax cause they’re perfect#call of duty ghosts#cod ghosts#david hesh walker#hesh walker#logan walker#elias walker#thomas merrick#keegan russ#gabriel rorke#cod ghosts meme#call of duty#gunnrblze rambles
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I love imagining Thomas becoming such an oddity that he has his own subreddit and video-essays dedicated to him. SPECIFICALLY if Thomas had a YouTube channel that he posted random shit on - Like his creations and creative processes or whatnot. {He'd never show his full body, just his arms/back}
And because of how ominous and bizarre his videos are, people on the internet would start questioning things {noises, settings, ect.} in reddit and such {he's not too good at editing those out ;)}
He'd be like one of those internet oddities/anomalies that used be everywhere on the internet
Not no surprisingly..the Hewitt house would be found, pictures would be uploaded, and people would begin to put two-and-two together..
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pardon any spelling/grammar/quality errors I had to make this video seven times
#35145528135 35145528135 35145528135 35145528135 35145528135 35145528135#those numbers are important ;)#really dumb concept lol#tcm#thomas hewitt#tcm 2006#tcm 2003
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gordon: i've never once lost my way. but i never have to think about it, either. i seem to know the right line by some sort of... wondrous, magical instinct. i guess it's because I'm so amazing. and handsome.
james: lmao don't be daft. it's not like we choose our own tracks, we just go where the signalmen send us.
gordon:
gordon: the what?
james: the signalmen?
henry: never heard of 'em
james: they're — they're the guys up in those signalboxes? controlling? the signals?
henry: is this some kind of joke?
james: no?!
gordon: ah, signalmen. yes, yes, of course.
gordon: but. let's be serious, little james. it's not like they choose my routes for me.
james: yes?? they do???
gordon and henry:
gordon and henry: NAHHHHH 🤣😂😜
#i tried to answer the 3+5 post but got distracted analyzing this scene#they're so fuckin funny#james really dumbed himself down to fit into this clique istg#incorrect ttte#ttte#ttte season 1#ttte james#ttte gordon#ttte henry#the big three#thomas the tank engine
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