#this is. so dumb

[song-ofthesky]

Self portraits (and handwriting) from the different characters.

Tamino hasn't ever really been taught to draw so he's kind of winging it. The result looks much how you'd expect it to look.

Pamina's sense of what's 'cool' is about the same as a 12 year old who exclusively listens to anime soundtracks and cascada on an iPod Shuffle

Papageno was at first pretty pleased with his drawing but felt bad when it was pointed out that it wasn't particularly detailed and he took up way too much of the page

Monostatos's drawing of himself seems to be of a different cat, who's much buffer and doesn't have all his weird features... and who looks oddly like Sarastro.

The Starblazer has a penchant for stained glass and so incorporated that into the way she draws herself- perfect, angular, symmetrical, aesthetically ideal.

The Speaker, as many members of the council do, idolizes the artwork of Ancient Egypt, particularly in regard to cats (this is much the same as some humans you may know who uphold Greek sculpture to a ridiculous degree). She has learned to copy the appearance of them perfectly and uses it as historical notation

King Sarastro, in his youth, was taught some decent levels of life drawing. He doesn't like to draw and can also only really draw lifelike cats- not much of the artwork the Council commissions is abstract or figurative.

The Forsaken Molly had fun trying to make her self portrait look "as gross as possible". She didn't elaborate on what she considers gross or why she chose to take this course of action

[gg-is-a-loser]

oh you got your top surgery at claire’s? that’s cool. i got mine at joann fabrics. yeah they put me on the table where they cut fabric and measured my tits in yards so they could cut them off. yeah.

[roger-paladino]

Is there operator/Slenderman in ur cowboy au?

See there wasn't originally mostly because I didn't know how to fit him in but I saw a chance to draw cowboy operator and had to run with it

[whomst-the-hell]

ok ok hear me out, follow me on a journey ok i promise i PROMISE i’m doing a thing here look:

1. there are (amongst others) two factions on mandalore, the true mandalorians and the new mandalorians

2. these factions technically oppose each other, but are more focused on combating a third, mutually hated enemy (death watch)

3. jango fett is a true mandalorian

4. jango fett is played by Temuera Morrison

5. Temuera Morrison is from NZ

6. THEREFORE i will assume that the native true mandalorians are also space kiwis

7. now lets restate again for the record: new mandalorians are a close but rival people to the true mandalorians

8. who are the close but rival people of real kiwis? aussies

9. IN CONCLUSION:

[silvr-skreen]

Neith: we got torture tomorrow

Vulcan: huh.

Neith: we have to be tortured tomorrow

Vulcan: oh ok

[dykecassidy]

this is on tv.

[bluesgras]

merry 4/20

[attackjester]

imagine if rex was short for rexter

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[mochidoodle]

saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[notyourregslut]

Who’s down for fun🤭🍆💦🍑

Meetups 🍑💦

Massage🍑💦

Face time 🍑💦

Sexting 🍑💦

Custom videos 🍑💦

Dm me for me: Zangi

Session

Telegram

[mr-malumm]

Caught spying on his hate boyfriend

[artsymeeshee]

Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...