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Staying in a family member’s guest room…
Directly across from the bed, there’s an open closet doorway, an open bathroom doorway, and a massive, decorative mirror propped up between the two doorways. Directly to the left is an equally massive tv facing the bed which also reflects the room. White walls. No fan, soundless.
I’m gonna be sleep paralysis’d to death.
#can’t wait for silent hill 4 to bust a nut-holl somewhere and drag me to its depths#remember that little fic I wrote Mirror vs Closer Door?#this is the worst version of that#why must I suffer#gonna put a sheet over that mirror I stg#there’s not even a single piece of art on these white walls#unless you count the Mirror From Hell#anyway nice knowing y’all bye forever probably
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God something kills me about imagining the High Five Heroes as they were described at 14 years old, being led out into the forest by Porter, an adult they supposedly trusted. Fledgling adventurers jumping at the chance for special treatment by a teacher, to get a leg up on the competition.
Kipperlilly with her pigtails. Ruben with his braces, sandals and puka shell. Tiny Oisin, not having hit his growth spurt yet, with Mary Ann even tinier. Lucy Frostblade, described as a "kind soul".
All them walking to this clearing every day to watch their instructor slaughter monsters and ask them to give the killing blow. In Ruben's dream, he was terrified walking to this clearing!
All of these kids who had their shitty, petty grievances manipulated by the adults in power over them to serve a cause of rage and conquest with no concern for their wellbeing. A cause they were asked to die for.
#the rat grinders are shitty but its porter (and jace) who made them into the worst versions of themselves#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#original post#fhjy spoilers#rat grinders#kipperlilly copperkettle#kipperlily copperkettle#ruben hopclap#lucy frostblade#ivy embra#oisin hakinvar#mary ann skuttle
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Imagine you go to Dan and Phil's meet and greet as an american and you try to tell them how much they mean to you and changed your life and all they do is repeat back what you say in a terrible american accent
#would be worth it i think#also#stating my truth here: dnp have the worst american accents they sound like the west end version of heathers#intellectual monologue#dan and phil#dnp#phan#1k
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I was reading - or rather watching - the book dedicated to Daydream Hour released this year, and I came across some pages dedicated to the various characters who give each other Christmas presents. I found it very funny from what little I understood with Google Lens, and was wondering if there was an unofficial English translation. Thanks in advance if you can find it. P.S Pages from 130 to 135 in case you don't understand which ones I mean.
Oh boy, I do have a translation but I think this version is so confusing, it's from when it was in ryoko kui's blog i think
Too much information for me LOL
Here's the untranslated daydream hour version
Yes that's where the Floke family christmas pic comes from.
#ask#daydream hour#translation#gift exchange#modern clothing#I thought about putting the other translation on the daydream hour version#but I'd feel weird just copying a translation without being able to double check myself.#And I can barely translate typed japanese with google's help#hand written is my worst enemy
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Obsessed with the degrees to which james wilson is a messy bitch. Primps and preens himself whenever he realises his boy best friend is stalking / sabotaging / psychological-warfare-ing him. Slept with his terminal patient. Immedicable people pleaser. Chronic adulterer. Three ex wives. PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND AT SOMEONE ELSE'S WEDDING? Fuck you doin in the oncology wing my boy. Psychiatric ward is on the left corner
#Soooooooooooo obsessed about him becos you see him and youre like “oh houses responsible friend who exasperatedly keeps him in check...”#Like resident pretty boy heart of gold heartthrob with an inclination to taking care of his poor tortured friend#Like as run of the mill as you can get#Then six seasons theyre stringing each other up in booby traps in their shared domestic apartment. Girl what the fuck#Like james wilson is not crazier than house i wld say but like 2me. Its not even something thats quantifiable#theyre so wildly unhinged in different ways#ITS SO CRAZY.................... BY BEING TOGETHER THEY MAKE THEMSELVES THE WORST AND BEST VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES ITS CRAZY#So many thots abt them........ going2 spend the rest of my life trying 2 get them down on paper#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#house md#johan being crazy about yaoi md
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last night some ppl in the kinley discord were talking about how tommy would probably find taking intentionally bad pictures of buck really funny and then. this happened. i just think buck's love language is going my boyfriend is a god and tommy's love language is going you're an absolute mess but i love you anyway
#911 abc#bucktommy#bucktommy fanart#tommy kinard#911 fanart#evan buckley#while i was drawin this i was just making myself giggle and then i started the caption and thought abt tommy using it to prove#that buck is loveable even at his worst ??? 'love me anyway' buckley with a bf who likes him imperfect???? end me#macaroni art#IF U SAW THE VERSION WHERE ONE OF THE BUCKS WAS MISSING HIS BIRTHMARK NO U DIDNT !!!
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Sometimes I remember that, in the book, Crowley absolutely almost DIED at Warlock's birthday party.
Well... was almost inconveniently discorported anyway.
That's some wild shit.
Look at that angel coming in clutch and saving the demon this time around.
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#good omens book version#ineffable husbands#crowley almost discorporated#at the worst possible time#aziraphale the guardian angel
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In the shape of you, something new.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Better drawn mdzs#Yeah let's toss this in the 'mixed' category. Keeping you all on your toes with the quality of my work in this series.#I had to fire off some expectation-lowering shots to rebuild my energy.#I enjoy opportunities to experiment with formatting and challenge myself B*) I really like how this came out!#In this case; I have been thinking about this comic for nearly a year! The reunion scene!#The start of the festering! The longing LWJ feels contrasted against the reality that WWX has been fundamentally changed.#This is the shape of someone you knew. This is no longer the person you had in your head. Maybe that person never existed.#We build up expectations of who we want people to be - but they are never *who* that person is.#Loving the JC & LWJ parallels with this concept as well; they are both self-inflicted victims of pushing their expectations on WWX.#But we are who we are. We cannot become the idealized version of ourselves that lives in another person's head.#And I love how WWX comes back a little (a lot) horrifying. In his actions and appearance - he has changed. Maybe for the worst.
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psych high school au where shawn claims he had a psychic vision to get out of detention once and three years later this bites him in the ass big time when his way-out-of-his-league mildly-insane straight-a's cheerleader crush juliet ohara corners him at lunch one day and begs him to please please please tell her if the boy she likes likes her back. shawn, in the depths of despair, stalling wildly, claims that he cant get a read on the situation unless he knows more about The Guy. juliet starts listing characteristics. vague at first but getting progressively more specific. 30 minutes in & juliets laser beaming her eyes at his forehead like she wants them to mind meld so they can both be put out of her misery and shawn still has not. figured out that its him. in fact hes becoming increasingly convinced (cemented by juliet under great duress offering the initials of The Guys first and last name with one eye twitching) that shes in love w scott seaver, that one goody-two-shoes senior on the football team. this goes on for all of lunch and third period spare. gus wants to die. juliet wants to kill shawn and then herself, in that order.
#they must simply be their own worst enemies in every version of events and i love that for them#phil.txt#shules#psych
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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i still can't believe there are folks who say "well GTN is annoying but you just have to get through it and then the other books aren't like that so you'll be fine."
personally i have been chasing the high of GTN ever since i first closed the book
#yes i love HTN but to me it was a slog! honestly pacing is not strong in any of these books#they're chock-full of reread value but unless you are looking deeper like that tbh not much happens plot-wise in each book#and HTN is the worst culprit because you get basically harrow just being miserable on the mithraeum for four acts#interspersed with chapters that are a different version of something you already read#the way i love each book is very different but GTN was FUN#you know??#i miss it#(i miss her. gideon my dumb baby come back to me)#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#nonasbirthday
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“hey are you ok?” NO im thinking about how soft Logan was by the end of the film
#all it took was one idiot refusing to let him die#i’m so fucked up over this rn#his whole world wanted him dead#this new world saw him as the worst version of himself#and yet#this fool in red treated him like none of it mattered#like he was still worth a damn#like he was worth saving#this guy he barely knew had already carved out a place for him in his poloroid-picture sized world#and it absolutely shattered the walls he’d built up#AAAAAAUUGH NO ONE LOOK AT ME#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#poolverine#deadpool 3 spoilers
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Again more art of my AU where the now named 'Expression of Limits' has to try and help Siffrin out of the loops she failed to escape.
Siffrin wasn't terribly optimistic of this plan working, but really hadn't expected attempted (or at least threatened) murder to be the results of getting Limits and Odile to 'chat'.
For the record, the bulk of the chat between Limits and Odile can be summed up as:
Limits: '(after several long seconds glaring at Odile)....No.'
Siffrin: 'Please, just have one normal conversation with her? Maybe it will help you!
Limits: I would rather kill then talk to her - hm. maybe i should, considering it wouldn't stick and i would feel much better for having done it at least once?
Odile: '...i LITERALLY just said good day!?!'
Limits: 'i'd want to do it even if you said NOTHING.'
Siffrin: 'OKAY CHATTIES OVER NOW'
(Siffrin has never regretted more that there is nothing to drink in this town but juice, and for this loop Odile joins him in this regret.)
#isat#in stars and time#odile looping au#isat odile#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#Sky's the Limit au#there is a version of this happening where siffrin phrased it like 'please come there's a woman i'd like you to meet?'#And odile had a moment of deep confusion about if siffrin was trying to set her up on a blind date#that ending has the additional dialogue option of#'...well Siffrin i can at least say it wasn't the worst blind date i've ever been on' 'to try and cheer them up#and Siffrin stares into the void as he tries to envision a WORSE date#and begins to wonder if they should be worried about odile's mental stability too#Edit: screwed up which eye sif lost in first image how the fuck did i manage that seriously
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*heavy sigh* possessive frat boy Dick Grayson getting increasingly more deranged about how he lays his claim on you as the semester wears on, finals week breaking point where he loses it on you like you're a stress ball, etc.
even though he'd never cave and make you his gf, nope no sir
tags: fem reader, toxic relationship, yanderish, misogyny, mentions of rough sex, penetrative sex, choking, manipulation, fucked up frat boy dick
dick fucked a different girl every weekend, y'know, before his drunk self stumbled to your door. but who cares about the smell of perfume that's clung to his half-buttoned top? the top that has buttons in places they aren't supposed to be. who cares? because he's still going to come home to you, and you'll be his last fuck of every weekend.
but you? the first load he spilled on your stomach should've said enough, no? dick doesn't just fuck everybody, at least that's what he thinks. you're his and his only.
the first time he smelt another guy's cologne on you, saw a shirt that was surely not yours, a product of your own one-night stand, dick grayson lost his shit. fucked you like you were a sleeve for his cock rather than a person.
"then... are we dating?" the condescending laugh that left dick's lips was your answer. dating? the word made him gag, why would he lock himself down when he was at his prime? are you stupid? do you know who he is?
no, you weren't dating. you were fucking, but you obviously had a problem understanding your place, didn't you?
it started with hickies. an embarrassing amount that no number of necklaces or turtleneck tops could cover in their entirety. hickies that started at your jaw, dark splotches moving down your body. did you want to wear a crop top? dick's taking note to leave one on either side of your hips. where there's skin, there are remnants of the man to whom you belonged.
it wasn't hard to stake his claim on you, but he also knew you were hot. do you think dick grayson, the commodity that he was, would fuck somebody ugly? he's not that low. he has priorities for himself.
hickies weren't enough, though. did you think you were slick when he saw a video of you at another frat house, one outside of his own, grinding on a man who was plenty of social levels below dick? you thought he wouldn't find out that you're even more of a slut than he thought?
rather than a hand wrapped around your throat, he used manipulation to his advantage. with a sickeningly sweet voice, he bought you a necklace with his initials since you needed a tag like a puppy; now you know not to run away, right?
"marking your territory, huh?" his brother, wally laughs when he sees you sporting the chain with a prideful chest, gold falling between your tits. don't look too hard, that's dick's property now!
"had to," dick replies, unfazed. "nothing too serious, though." he reminds his brother from his seat in their shared house. but it's still not enough.
he wants you all to himself and it eats away at him. hickies continuing, sucking your face in public, it's not enough because you're still giving guys attention. 'just friends' his ass.
that's why, overtop of the gold chain, his hand covers your throat and pushes down hard. between hickey-covered thighs, his cock is stuffing you full with painfully slow movements.
"i gotta remind you?" he asks, long past acknowledging the fact that you can't speak from the force his hand holds around your windpipe. "whose cunt is this?" a strangled whine, and dick squeezes harder, a satisfied smile pulling his lips when he finally feels your pussy squeeze around his length.
he doesn't care about words; he cares about your cunt being carved into the shape of his cock. he cares about sculpting you like clay 'till any guy you wanna talk to can only smell dick on you. can only smell the expensive cologne he wears, can only smell the scent of his musk. 'till you're limping to all your finals, and there's not a second thought from your classmates who put you in that state; the infamous "DG" that's still hanging between your tits, that's who!
#this feels kinda rush sowwy#yes maria you freak i will create the worst version of dick grayson EVER#surprise post because bingo maria fills my brain with the WORST SHIT EVER (lovingly)#dick grayson x you#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson smut#dick grayson#dick grayson x y/n#dick grayson x female!reader
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a little divine appreciation
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God Gale is endgame for Mayhew, and Mayhew couldn't be more pleased 😌
their mutual wizard disease brought them to some pretty low lows, but hey, ignore the tragedy, they're gods now! first order of business is a little worshiping at the altar 😏
Here's the sketch, which I also like:
Got majorly inspired by these lovely photos, one of which I used as a pose reference.
#mayhew#will have a different godly form once i settle on some details. and finish writing the fic about this#but may i just say i adore god gale? he's the worst version of himself and he'll never see it and i love that for him#plus i really love gods of volatile neutral traits like ambition that could amplify good and bad acts by turn#mayhew's portfolio is similar - curiosity. no way that could go wrong when paired with ambition! they're the questionable judgement duo#but mayhew's got an enormous heart so on the whole more good is put into the world than bad. ...usually.#can't take the wizard out of a wizard#anyway hi hello to all the god gale fans out there. there will be more fanart for sure#also can you tell I adore drawing body hair? i hope you can#my art#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale x tav#gnome tav#gnomeposting#galehew
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EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK!!! I want to be coherent about this season but please picture me foaming at the mouth and running on the walls. S2 being what if Mark's just like his Dad? Insanity. I love this show. Anyways, AU where an Evil!Mark tries to make Our!Mark worse, and Our!Mark tries to make the other better. Something something confronting your idea of the worst version of oneself. Plus, tweaked black and yellow costume because I saw it and immediately went murder hornet lookin' ass and knew I had to draw it. Evil ass Mark. Horrible. I think he should be dragged kicking and screaming into redemption.
#mark and the fact he is fighting for this fucking life to avoid the Many Bad Endings???? im pacing. getting out the red string.#when the season is about who you are and what you could become. when trying to be good is an active choice and a struggle.#RAHHHHHHHHHHH#chewing on the bars of my enclosure...when every mark is evil OUR mark is the outlier. the exception. the OTHER. RAHHHH#dog poetry being mark poetry because how often can you kick a dog before it starts snarling before you raise your hand?#how often can you beat it before it rips into you without mercy? when it bites not at your hand but at your neck?#when does violence for survival and violence for vengeance start and end? when your opponent is down and you keep drawing blood?#circling and pacing and losing my mind over this btw if you care#anyways self vs self gets me going crazy. did you know i loved the end of atsv? because it shows.#i think o!mark would lose his fucking mind at what evil wasp looking mark has done + this mf wasp would LOATHE mark's kindness#they both see the other as the WORST version of themselves and they can't stand it. They can't shatter the mirror but they think they can--#--change the reflection.#evil mark seeing mark and seeing what he USED to be#mark seeing what he COULD be#CAN U SEE THE VISION??????#digital art#invincible rotating in my mind#invincible fanart#fanart#mark my beloved#mark grayson fanart#mark grayson#invincible s2#invincible show#mark like hello this is my secret twin and he is NOTHING like me hahahaha anyways wanna debate about having mORALS and LIFE#mark grayson vs the urge not to accept every responsibility as his own#he's batman coded that way#ok im done yapping#if this happened in the comics in any way shape or form dont tell me JACK SHIT or i will PUMMEL YOU with my SHOES
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