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Staying in a family memberâs guest roomâŚ
Directly across from the bed, thereâs an open closet doorway, an open bathroom doorway, and a massive, decorative mirror propped up between the two doorways. Directly to the left is an equally massive tv facing the bed which also reflects the room. White walls. No fan, soundless.
Iâm gonna be sleep paralysisâd to death.
#canât wait for silent hill 4 to bust a nut-holl somewhere and drag me to its depths#remember that little fic I wrote Mirror vs Closer Door?#this is the worst version of that#why must I suffer#gonna put a sheet over that mirror I stg#thereâs not even a single piece of art on these white walls#unless you count the Mirror From Hell#anyway nice knowing yâall bye forever probably
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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"
it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.
#harvey voice: you know why im not killing you jokes? cause you can only die once and i want to hurt you so much more than i want to kill you#jason was harveys baby too after all#spent my entire boring work meeting thinking about how robin!jason bruharvey would end in the joker dying no matter what bc of two face#this is all bruciemilfs fault btw. theyve been making me insane about bruharvey#bruce wayne#harvey dent#two face#also bruce doesnt tell harvey to kill or not kill the joker bc he cant request someones death#but he also cant make himself ask for his sons murderer to be spared#i dont think any version of bruce would be comfortable with openly planning someones death let alone actually doing it#but after jasons death he gets so cold and numb to everything that he just turns away from it#he knows hes being too violent.knows hes hurting people too much but the only time hes not remembering how small jasons body was in his arms#is when his blood is roaring in his ears during a fight. maybe if he becomes the worst monster in gothams shadows#no more little boys will go cold and silent. no more fathers will stand in the doorway of rooms that will never be full again
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God something kills me about imagining the High Five Heroes as they were described at 14 years old, being led out into the forest by Porter, an adult they supposedly trusted. Fledgling adventurers jumping at the chance for special treatment by a teacher, to get a leg up on the competition.
Kipperlilly with her pigtails. Ruben with his braces, sandals and puka shell. Tiny Oisin, not having hit his growth spurt yet, with Mary Ann even tinier. Lucy Frostblade, described as a "kind soul".
All them walking to this clearing every day to watch their instructor slaughter monsters and ask them to give the killing blow. In Ruben's dream, he was terrified walking to this clearing!
All of these kids who had their shitty, petty grievances manipulated by the adults in power over them to serve a cause of rage and conquest with no concern for their wellbeing. A cause they were asked to die for.
#the rat grinders are shitty but its porter (and jace) who made them into the worst versions of themselves#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#original post#fhjy spoilers#rat grinders#kipperlilly copperkettle#kipperlily copperkettle#ruben hopclap#lucy frostblade#ivy embra#oisin hakinvar#mary ann skuttle
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Imagine you go to Dan and Phil's meet and greet as an american and you try to tell them how much they mean to you and changed your life and all they do is repeat back what you say in a terrible american accent
#would be worth it i think#also#stating my truth here: dnp have the worst american accents they sound like the west end version of heathers#intellectual monologue#dan and phil#dnp#phan#1k
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Caterina just announcing Lucanis as First Talon at a dramatic moment in front of all the other Talons feels the same as when someone proposes to their partner in a public place with friends and family around so they feel pressured to say yes
#Lucanis Dellamorte#veilguard spoilers#I wonder if she knew that this new version of Lucanis was more likely to stand up for himself and might actually refuse if she'd asked#So she didn't ask and just announced it publicly#And right after House Dellamorte has had the worst press day of its life imagine if its now only heir had also publicly insulted the First#Talon by saying no to her in front of everyone#I also wonder if Caterina was intentionally tying Lucanis' decision to Illario's fate#You want to decide what happens to him? You have to be First Talon for that.
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I was reading - or rather watching - the book dedicated to Daydream Hour released this year, and I came across some pages dedicated to the various characters who give each other Christmas presents. I found it very funny from what little I understood with Google Lens, and was wondering if there was an unofficial English translation. Thanks in advance if you can find it. P.S Pages from 130 to 135 in case you don't understand which ones I mean.
Oh boy, I do have a translation but I think this version is so confusing, it's from when it was in ryoko kui's blog i think
Too much information for me LOL
Here's the untranslated daydream hour version
Yes that's where the Floke family christmas pic comes from.
#ask#daydream hour#translation#gift exchange#modern clothing#I thought about putting the other translation on the daydream hour version#but I'd feel weird just copying a translation without being able to double check myself.#And I can barely translate typed japanese with google's help#hand written is my worst enemy
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Obsessed with the degrees to which james wilson is a messy bitch. Primps and preens himself whenever he realises his boy best friend is stalking / sabotaging / psychological-warfare-ing him. Slept with his terminal patient. Immedicable people pleaser. Chronic adulterer. Three ex wives. PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND AT SOMEONE ELSE'S WEDDING? Fuck you doin in the oncology wing my boy. Psychiatric ward is on the left corner
#Soooooooooooo obsessed about him becos you see him and youre like âoh houses responsible friend who exasperatedly keeps him in check...â#Like resident pretty boy heart of gold heartthrob with an inclination to taking care of his poor tortured friend#Like as run of the mill as you can get#Then six seasons theyre stringing each other up in booby traps in their shared domestic apartment. Girl what the fuck#Like james wilson is not crazier than house i wld say but like 2me. Its not even something thats quantifiable#theyre so wildly unhinged in different ways#ITS SO CRAZY.................... BY BEING TOGETHER THEY MAKE THEMSELVES THE WORST AND BEST VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES ITS CRAZY#So many thots abt them........ going2 spend the rest of my life trying 2 get them down on paper#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#house md#johan being crazy about yaoi md
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In the shape of you, something new.
[First] Prev <â-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Better drawn mdzs#Yeah let's toss this in the 'mixed' category. Keeping you all on your toes with the quality of my work in this series.#I had to fire off some expectation-lowering shots to rebuild my energy.#I enjoy opportunities to experiment with formatting and challenge myself B*) I really like how this came out!#In this case; I have been thinking about this comic for nearly a year! The reunion scene!#The start of the festering! The longing LWJ feels contrasted against the reality that WWX has been fundamentally changed.#This is the shape of someone you knew. This is no longer the person you had in your head. Maybe that person never existed.#We build up expectations of who we want people to be - but they are never *who* that person is.#Loving the JC & LWJ parallels with this concept as well; they are both self-inflicted victims of pushing their expectations on WWX.#But we are who we are. We cannot become the idealized version of ourselves that lives in another person's head.#And I love how WWX comes back a little (a lot) horrifying. In his actions and appearance - he has changed. Maybe for the worst.
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something people just donât think about is how often chronically ill and disabled people just donât have access to good food. not healthy food, good food; well made, tasty meals that donât come from a jar or a freezer. how many of us are housebound or canât drive? delivery services only offer within certain distances, if you live outside a city they arenât an option. many people donât have the energy or ability to cook for themselves if they have the skill to begin with. many certainly donât have the ability to learn how. itâs something that goes completely unnoticed, just the opportunity to have a good meal and how much that wears you down
#all i want is chinese food#the closest one to me is 40 minutes away and its a /bad/ chinese place#its my worst option and its not even an option#âfried rice is easy to make heres a recipe!â#i cant use a stove bc the heat will give me a seizure#even if i keep myself cool something that should take 15 minutes will take upwards of an hour bc i need to take breaks#even then ill probably be too nauseous to eat it after being active for so long#all of that for a bad cooks version of fried rice#more expensive and worse than a takeaway place#but i cant get it from a takeaway place#repeat ad nauseum for the rest of my life and is it any wonder im so sick of the same food ive eaten for 10 years#the only time i get takeaway is when my parents decide to go out and bring something home#can you imagine living like that for the rest of your life?#i dont have to#and its so dumb to want to cry over rice#but its not really about the rice is it#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#spoonie#chronic illness#disability#pots#postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome#ehlers danlos syndrome#fibromyalgia#chronic fatigue#chronically ill#mental illness#mental health#save post
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last night some ppl in the kinley discord were talking about how tommy would probably find taking intentionally bad pictures of buck really funny and then. this happened. i just think buck's love language is going my boyfriend is a god and tommy's love language is going you're an absolute mess but i love you anyway
#911 abc#bucktommy#bucktommy fanart#tommy kinard#911 fanart#evan buckley#while i was drawin this i was just making myself giggle and then i started the caption and thought abt tommy using it to prove#that buck is loveable even at his worst ??? 'love me anyway' buckley with a bf who likes him imperfect???? end me#macaroni art#IF U SAW THE VERSION WHERE ONE OF THE BUCKS WAS MISSING HIS BIRTHMARK NO U DIDNT !!!
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Sometimes I remember that, in the book, Crowley absolutely almost DIED at Warlock's birthday party.
Well... was almost inconveniently discorported anyway.
That's some wild shit.
Look at that angel coming in clutch and saving the demon this time around.
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#good omens book version#ineffable husbands#crowley almost discorporated#at the worst possible time#aziraphale the guardian angel
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psych high school au where shawn claims he had a psychic vision to get out of detention once and three years later this bites him in the ass big time when his way-out-of-his-league mildly-insane straight-a's cheerleader crush juliet ohara corners him at lunch one day and begs him to please please please tell her if the boy she likes likes her back. shawn, in the depths of despair, stalling wildly, claims that he cant get a read on the situation unless he knows more about The Guy. juliet starts listing characteristics. vague at first but getting progressively more specific. 30 minutes in & juliets laser beaming her eyes at his forehead like she wants them to mind meld so they can both be put out of her misery and shawn still has not. figured out that its him. in fact hes becoming increasingly convinced (cemented by juliet under great duress offering the initials of The Guys first and last name with one eye twitching) that shes in love w scott seaver, that one goody-two-shoes senior on the football team. this goes on for all of lunch and third period spare. gus wants to die. juliet wants to kill shawn and then herself, in that order.
#they must simply be their own worst enemies in every version of events and i love that for them#phil.txt#shules#psych
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a âi have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HERâ#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of âyour wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)â#or âtrophy đđ WIFEâ#or possibly a âreturn to wife if lostâ#or âi have a SMOKIN HOT wifeâ#or âim the BOSS til my WIFE gets homeâ#or â5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your bodyâ#or âi go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPSâ#or even at worst. â my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOSTâ#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a âproud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFEâ shirts @ heaven meetings#or âiâm not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITYâ#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even âim not GAY but my WIFE isâ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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âhey are you ok?â NO im thinking about how soft Logan was by the end of the film
#all it took was one idiot refusing to let him die#iâm so fucked up over this rn#his whole world wanted him dead#this new world saw him as the worst version of himself#and yet#this fool in red treated him like none of it mattered#like he was still worth a damn#like he was worth saving#this guy he barely knew had already carved out a place for him in his poloroid-picture sized world#and it absolutely shattered the walls heâd built up#AAAAAAUUGH NO ONE LOOK AT ME#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#poolverine#deadpool 3 spoilers
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I decided to give lamb a nickname! I realized for like 95% of the story they wonât be using their actual name (and would react poorly to anyone using it) so I needed Something for Narinder to call them because heâs kinda nosy and wouldnât believe they had forgotten their name at this point
This will tie into a future comic :)
#narilamb#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#narinder x lamb#cotl fanart#cult of the lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb fanart#my art#Muriel is their middle name because its my character and I can give them as many names as I want#lamb has so many problems and they refuse to address any of them#they are the person to call themselves perfectly stable and everyone else who knows them just gives them a wicked side eye lol#also lamb is kinda fake ngl they try desperately to be a âbetter/good/forgivingâ person but in a way that-#-they literally just act that way and hope it will be true one day#they take things to extreme they are either openly cold/violent/vengeful or obsessively trying to cover it and ending up faking it#props to Narinder at least heâs not afraid to show the worst version of himself#fatal faith au
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~{Heyyyy you feral gremlins! Iâm back, I got all my personal stuff handled but Iâll still be little slow on postingâŚthis stuff but donât worry Iâll still be posting anyway to this freak of nature I call a post!}~
â˘Pomegranatesâ˘
Why was it always when Tim was about to finish whatever he was doing at the time and actually sleep for once without being forced or passing out it when a new villain decided to start making trouble.
So here was Tim and the rest of the Bats fighting a new villain and Tim was to sleep deprived to care what the villain was saying and just focusing on not passing TF out and hoping luck was on his side for him not to get hit to bad so he can just go to sleep after this.
But apparently luck fucking hates Tim.ďżź
The villain grabs a pendant around their neck and pulls it off and throws it at Tim as the villain was about to lose and as the pendant falls on the ground in front of Tim but before any of the bats can do anything.
Tim is surrounded by a dark pink-red mist and Tim only has one thought before he is teleported to somewhere and passed out.
âI should have just fucking slept.âďżź
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As Tim wakes up, he expected something like a lab or something similarâŚ.but he was not expecting this.
He was surrounded by a forest with dark oak trees from what Tim can tell but right now Tim needs to focus on getting back to Gotham or finding where he is, so Tim starts walking north.
After about 30 minutes Tim started to notice a few things that makes Tim more sure that this was not a normal forest.
First was the trees and forests itself was very odd
A figure in a dark pink-red dress that was partly covered by a soft black cloak and black hair that is covering most of his face as he looks down and hums a song that Tim doesnât recognize and he was sitting on a black old bench by a large lake with some pomegranate trees making shade over the figure and lake.
But before Tim can take him all in, he steps on a tree branch causing the figure to look over to where Tim is standing.
And thatâs when Tim sees the figures blue-green eyes and pale face but thatâs not what caught Tims attention it was the very visible baby bump.
And it seems the figure saw him too.
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â˘Summaryâ˘
Danny was taken by the GIW or well he was given to them after his parents found out he was phantom and with Jazz gone off to college and Sam and Tucker out of town due to family so they canât help.
Dani and Vlad [They have a somewhat better relationship but Dani still loves Mama Danny better] somehow get this information and decide to leave because all them are the only halfas and itâs not safe.
So Vlad and Dani break into the GIW base where Danny is being held and cause some property damage and probably kill a few GIW agents in Vlads case before they find Danny and book it out of their back to the Fenton portal as itâs the only portal to The Ghost Zone that isnât a natural portal [Vlad shut his TF down before going to get Danny so the Fentons and GIW canât get to The Ghost Zone and Dani, Danny and Vlad arenât coming back]
And as they book it to the portal, Dani and Vlad get shot badly and this causes Daniâs body starts to destabilize and Vlads in no condition to hold her core in his body so Danny takes it and before the Fentons and GIW canât get their ass Danny managed to power the portal up and throw himself and Vlad through and Wail back to the portal to destroy it.
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â˘Little Thingsâ˘
-They are in Vladâs Lair, usually ghost have to be 100 before they get a Lair but halfas just have one no matter their age
-Vlad is a overprotective fuck of Danny ~{AND IF I SEE ANYONE SHIP THEM FROM ONE OF MY POST YOU AND GETING BLOCKED!!! THAT IS A CHILD AND HIS GODFATHER}~
-They have so many pomegranate trees because Dawn makes Danny crave them and Vlad can change his Lair anyway he likes so he just put them in so itâs easier for everybody involved [Vlad, itâs easier for Vlad]
-Vlad doesnât let ANYBODY in his lair
-Vlad will still some times call Danny his son and call Dawn his daughterâŚyes itâs still weird and it causes horrible misunderstandings ďżź
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â˘Outfitâ˘
Dannyâs appearance
Nothing really changed with Vlad besides having scars and having to use a cane when in human form [which he is almost never in anymore] and Dawns a fetus so she doesnât really have a form.ďżź
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~{Anyway hope you gremlins enjoyed it, byeeeee}~
#dc x dp#that weird thing in the woods#dp x dc#dc x dp crossover#danny phantom#dc x dp prompt#that-weird-thing-in-the-woods#dc x dp fic#dc x dp fanfiction#dpxdc#dp x dc au#dc x dp au#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#Persephone Danny#I have a weird obsession with pomegranates#and Greek mythology#ehh not the worst thing to have an obsession with [Looking at you Vlad]#danny au#danny fenton#dp x dc misunderstandings#dc x dp misunderstandings#misunderstandings#pregnant danny#de aged dani#Vlad being weird as usualâŚ.but not in the way Tim thinks#Vlad is seen as a more asshole version of hades I guess#Vlads obsession changed from Maddie to DannyâŚ.and yes itâs still weird
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