#this is it ladies and gentlemen

[oyeixcher]

W: "Aren't you tired of eating chicken every day?" J: "No. Are you?" W: "What are you referring to? The chicken or the uncle? If you mean the chicken, I must admit I'm tired of it sometimes. The uncle, however, I'm never tired of him." J: "You might get tired of him in the future." W: "Don't think so. I'll never get tired of the uncle. I'm tired of going out to theme parks. Maybe I'm already old. I just want to stay home."

[scurvyboy]

he's so fucked up

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

[keferon]

Snow bots au anyone? :D

They're back together a year later because it's snowing again❄️

All right! For context: I imagine them hanging out every winter in some kind of resort (a resort that Blurr owns. Because his bar business has expanded that much over time.)

[trans-jon-rights]

I think we've all forgotten this legendary quote by Jonathan Jarchivist Sims so I present you again :

Jonathan Jarchivist Sims, from MAG 114

[katherine40598583-blog]

Marina: I need you to kiss me

Colin: I can hardly believe I’m saying this, but we cannot go further

Penelope: I need you to kiss me

Colin: What’s a little kissing between friends, am I right?

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

percy, aged 15: ....annabeth.....is sitting.....right next to me 😧 illegal😳😳 but.... i like it🤭??

percy, aged 16: OHMYGOD 😱😱 ANNABETH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM 🤯 ????😨 MOM PICK ME UP I SMELL SCANDALOUS😳😳 IM NOT EVEN LOOKING GOOD EITHER😭😭😭 lord forgive ME😭........yeah im having fun 😁

percy, aged 17: *sound of lock breaking at 3am*.......hey girlfriend✌️ yeah no worries come in 🥱 next time, knock maybe? ill open the window for you myself, just dont wake me up....yep ly👍.......k this is slightly annoying by now but i still love it 🥰

[arttsuka]

I had this idea

[snailsnaps]

healthy relationships built on consent, boundaries and trust — my beloved

[greghatecrimes]

He cares so much it hurts.

[mellosdrawings]

"Why didn't you invite me?" Jamil doesn't think their answer is any good.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

Eddie.exe has stopped working

[1liv]

"I woke up in one of the bedrooms with a half-eaten tin of beans and a bottle of vermouth." THE GENTLEMEN 1.05 "I've Hundreds of Cousins"

[arunneronthird]

did u know 9 year old damian was canonly exactly like this

[heateron]

leonard cohen, 1965.

[andi-o-geyser]

Something is wrong in this city, and it's been such a slow burn that nobody even realizes they're dying.