#this is genuinely a new low

[houseoflunares]

Public Service Announcement:

Under no circumstances should anyone in Nesus purchase an NFT (non-fungible token), even if its sale is being endorsed by a prominent government official. These digital collectibles are fundamentally worthless and serve only to enrich con artists who prey on people insufficiently educated on how to manage their finances. I encourage you to spend your hard-earned money on something of value.

- Lady Austra Lunares

[wienners]

"dude its not that embarassing to rewatch some creepypasta stuff you liked as a teenager" the character i imprinted on like a baby duck at 16 was a demon from new jersey that acts like the humanization of every offspring song and canonically listens to scissor sisters. His favorite color is purple and his favorite pokemon are gengar and haunter. He leaves people notes with emojis on them. He acts like a beetlejuice scare actor at halloween horror nights. His catchphrase is "feeling sassy?" Hes (allegedly) worked with every war criminal throughout history and been every serial killer. even the gay ones. He ate a baby. His animal motif is a rabbit. Hes kind of based off the donnie darko rabbit. He almost exclusively wears merchandise of the quentin tarantino movie death proof. One of his biggest kill scenes is (kind of?) a reference to reservoir dogs. he talks to his cats in a baby voice. He wears a white fedora that makes every video he wears it in feel dated by like 7 years. Hes 5'3. Hes from new jersey. He hacked a girls tumblr blog so he could post about how awesome he is. He added a laugh track over a video of him killing people. He named a chainsaw rex. He torments people by playing frank sinatra at them. His name comes from an animal collective song. His creator drew his "true form" as a wolf anthro. Theres a (semi)canon blog entry where he makes the speakers blare rob zombie before he enters a room, then holds a guy at gunpoint to describe what he did to to him while "making sure to leave in all the cool parts". He has radioactive blood. He tried for like five whole minutes to pick up a bottle of ketchup with a grabby hand. Hes kind of suicidal.He can be reasonably compared to pretty much every major tumblr sexyman. His actor has gone on record saying heath ledgers joker inspired his acting choices. Sometimes his voice gets distorted and it makes him sound like bill ciphers first year on HRT. Hes basically like my artistic muse. For some fucking reason i associate the song cake by the ocean with him. I firmly believe that if everymanhybrid didn't require a masters degree in creepypasta autism to comprehend, he would've caused more teenage stabbings than the slenderman incident and more kin war tumblr scenarios than nagito komaeda.

[izfaish]

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[jellyjamheadobb]

I forgot how fucking down bad I was for Wolverine when I was a 12 year old

[sunnibits]

not to sound like the most annoying cunt ever but I do think it’s really funny that I’ve seen multiple people since the new clip dropped being like “wow I never even considered fang/izzy until now but they’re really cute!!” bc like,, bitch I’ve seen the Vision™️ since day fucking ONE. ever since I saw THIS fucking image for the first time vvv

this has ALWAYS been the vision besties. they have ALWAYS been here. not my fault y’all are blind as fuck lmao

[spark-circuit]

everyone say thank you Zwei Gregor

[ganondoodle]

in light of the news that riot games is letting go 11% of their workers (over 500 people), including long time workers responsible for big parts of the best lore in the entire league ip, AND cutting down LoR AND abandoning Riot Forge (the best idea they had in years lol)-

i stopped playing league a long time ago for multiple reasons, but one of the big ones were my annoyance with the increasingly shit ass monetization (thats only getting WORSE and MORE exploitative) and my frustration with its constant boring ass design decisions (like every new champ being either sexy girly girl that looks like all of the rest of them or sexy guy thats also starting to have the same problem plus all skins putting female champs in just another dress no matter how monsterfied the male champs were-) with my only interest in it being the lore and the attachment i felt to certain characters

im not even really interested in arcane anymore .. i was looking forward to it bc i like fortiches work alot but given how riot immedaitely wanted to make it canon (a dumb and stupid idea) after the first season was successful, which already made it less enjoyable for me, this is just ... idk, what does it matter

these news together with how bafflingly badly written totk was and its subpar quality (especialyl for that PRICE) that made me fear the future of loz yet it was still wildly sucessful (we deserve better than this!!), the recent commercial success of the plagiarism pokemon slavery/trafficking game and the general situation of the games industry, with AI rampant and CEOs sucking it up to shareholders only, constant massive lay offs everywhere in every studio

i have little hope left there will be new, good, games from big studios .. what an exhausting shitty world we live in

[buntress]

have had a wild thing while scrolling through mogai stuff lately of random mogai blogs being marked as anti-trans via Shinigami Eyes and I am

Imagine being so annoying about your exclusion that you purposefully misinform a bunch of community members just because you dont like the way their transness presents itself. Shinigami eyes is for shit like terfs or idk, actual transphobes. Not your petty label discourse. Grow up dude :///

[loopdile]

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The worst ship chart ever.

Ship name: Loopdile

[insert very tiny math] Ages: 43 and 31? Age difference: 8?

Portrait of Odile with an eyebrow raised saying "I'm not telling." Name: Odile. Gender: trans woman (maybe nb but idrc rn). Sexuality: Aro lesbian.

Portrait of Loop with a finger raised saying "I'm not telling~" Name: Loop. Gender: Nonbinary (??? what is identity). Sexuality: Ace bi

General sliders. "Relationship starts quickly vs the slowest burn you can possibly imagine" is marked fairly close to slowly and trails off towards slow burn. "They'll be together forever vs They'll break up after 2 months tops" has two marks, one at 2 months and one really close to forever. "Cute couple vs dear god they're ugly" is marked a quarter slider away from cute. "Reasonably healthy and normal relationship vs They're dying and getting killed and hurt man" has a wide mark all the way from the halfway point to a quarter away from healthy. "Extremely popular ship vs literally no one ships this but me" is marked fairly close to no one.

Specific sliders. "Giddy and happy to be in love vs they just killed themselves 40 times in their head at the idea of being in love" has loop at died and odile fairly close to died. "The madoka vs the homura" has loop at homura and odile a third of the slider away. "Telling anyone who will listen about their partner vs rarely brings up that they're in a relationship" has loop a quarter away from telling anyone and odile fairly close to rarely. "eats and/or encourages a healthy diet vs eats dry instant noodles only" has loop at noodles and odile a third away from healthy. "crazy ass vs truck freak" has loop at crazy ass and odile fairly close to truck freak.

Tell me why your ship is interesting... go!

What draws them together? Odile is the only motherfucker that can handle them; Loop is weird and intriguing.

What stands in the way? Poor communication skills; Loop is clingy but Odile often needs space; Loop lashes out and self-isolates.

What are their good traits? They're both hilarious and dedicated to the bit; they're both devoted to their loved ones.

What makes them hopeless at romance? Odile is aro-spec and uninterested in romance; Loop both hates/fears and craves romance; Luckily they can just be something stranger!

Describe them with one trope: found family, deadpan x emotional, secret third thing, I'll protect you from yourself.

[abigail]

it’s only been a week but i think i actually love my new job so much .. i am not very good at it but that’s okay, it’s a new job and it’s been one week … but yeah everyone is just really lovely and (it feels like) there’s no major pressure on me to be a certain way or whatever and my manager is wonderful it’s like.. the opposite of my previous job. i actually feel good about going in and i feel like i can actually talk to the people there without being judged or whatever and that i can just actually be myself .. idk !! and i know i still have a lot to learn but the job itself is just .. so nice.. like the customers are really nice too and it’s fun going through the donations (trying v hard not to buy everything that belonged to someone’s grandma lol) but yeah. it’s just.. nice.. i think having spent the last two years feeling.. the way i did (about my job at least), it’s just.. nice. it’s nice to feel like they care, it’s nice to know despite being a bit of a weird and awkward person sometimes they don’t care about that and they still like me regardless.. at least i hope so lol it feels like they do and some have told me they do which is cute lol but yeah. added bonus it’s like a 15 minute walk from where I live (I’m going to be saving at least £80 a month by walking to work rather than getting the bus into the city yippie) AND ! the route to/from the shop goes past one of the local churches and they have a huge bread box outside and crates of fruit all totally free for passer-by’s to take as they wish so yay I get to go past it nearly every day and can get free bread and fruits and veggies :-) today I got a free loaf of bread, two cinnamon buns, and a small bunch of bananas :-) yippie !!!!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

The way I get into horror is drawing something I'm really scared of. (Like the fear of spiders or clowns) I feel like if you turn your fear into art it doesn't seem so scary anymore....and since have the fear of the one ocean half of my drawings are based around water it helps somewhat to get into the horror mindset. (To me anyway!)

i would Love to do that, however my fear of spiders is like. they scare me to the point of tears <3 i Cannot look at them much less draw them <3

[the-interidiot]

wow my impatient ass already gave up on that sideblog just bc 20 minutes passed and nobody checked it out (i literally only think like two of my moots are even online why did i post it right now when i knew i would immediately get discouraged if people didnt see it)

[leviiackrman]

Ya gal officially has 4 jobs🤪

[azuree1733]

I cooked on his mask 😫

[boycritter]

transgender man knot theorist save me

[beaft]

i'm enjoying bakeoff so much more since matt lucas has left honestly. i know that sounds mean but he had to go