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I’ve always had a thing for guys who can skateboard. Always, always. 😍😍😍
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I’d be crying if i looked like that too bruh that’s messed up what they did to him
#jaime reyes#blue beetle#dc comics#khaji da#dcamu#blue beetle 2006#is he ugly on purpose?#I seen someone say he was sexy and I’ve been clutching my pearls ever since#jumpscare every time I see him he’s so ugly#hes so ugly anyway Btbatb Jaime I love you
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The way the only thing that makes Carmy crack a smile while being locked in the walk in is remembering the first and last meal Syd made him. Mind you, he didn't even try the fennel salad and the radicchio almost made him throw up.
#this idiot is so in love it's embarrassing#idiots to lovers#never in history has a man ever been so down bad#the bear#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#chefs kiss#syd x carmy#platonic and messy#carmy x sydney#charged and sexy#the bear fx#he's insane#who misspelled radicchio#the bear meta
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Yk, I hate that adaptations keep making Peter a high schooler, and not just because it means he never evolves, but because the adaptations now also include wider Marvel, whitch usually (thanks to the MCU) is at the modern day stage with legacy characters and new age teen heroes, meaning that Peter is taking up Miles' spot and you can really tell when they put him next to someone like Kamala Khan or Sam Alexander who are Miles' pals. Tho Peter taking Miles' stuff is just a modern issue overall, just look at MCU whitch just stole and re-skinned Miles' personality, characters, story-beats, even the costume to an extent and then made it worse.
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#sci speaks#sci. release the script doctor you did where it actually was miles in the mcu and peter parker is a grown ass man.#it was funny. peter was a really bad intern at stark industries#who stole stark tech on the sly.#and of course. tony catches wind of this because he has cameras everywhere and. those cameras happened to also catch.#him sneaking out of work as spider-man.#and tony ropes him into civil war or whatever because otherwise he could Literally press charges.#and peter's :((((((((#begrudgingly joins tony's side.#in the post credit we see that he's been gathering stark tech to build miles morales some very neato webshooters.#and voil.a. miles is the star of homecoming and. peter is the mentor figure that encourages miles to start small.#miles: but YOU teamed up with the avengers a#peter: do as i SAY not as i DO.#sighs. so little would have to change.#but no more child soldiers and no more over exposure of tony stark. fantastic. superb.#also showing a slightly sneakier peter parker who isn't exactly entirely morally upstanding.#steals from billionares while they're not looking to serve the people who need it.#robin hood figure !! sexy. would falll to my knees for a peter parker like that. would be my favourite on screen peter ever.#and it puts him more in an interesting spot with the villains in the movies too.#if we still go with the route of all the villains being affiliated with stark tech and stealing / using stark tech#then peter is like. in a more complex role in the story. he stole stark tech too. is he better than the criminals?#he uses it for good. he thinks. but that's his judgement.#just i think it would be neat. all the “you're just like me” rhetoric falls so flat in those movies.#but what if it hit different.#but that would be if marvel had the courage to make a complex spider-man movie#where peter parker is allowed to make morally complex decisions asides for “uhh. stupid kid makes stupid mistakes”#sci talks movies
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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.
Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.
#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever#like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy#so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead#like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts#he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back#this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him#like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good#he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it#plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like#Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he#is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean#he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#Benny fnv
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Gai and Kakashi got married on the playground when they were 5/6 years old. It was just for fun but they, unlike everyone else in their year, never got divorced afterwards.
(Which is hilarious compared to Obito and Kakashi who got married 28 times, but got divorced a total of 37 times!)
Anyways because of that, the two never felt they needed a real marriage as adults. They had their flower rings Gai would replace once a year (unless Kakashi beat him too it), and their eternal rivalry, what more could one want?
That is until one day, when Tsunade introduced a new pension plan for married shinobi, and tax benefits were too great to ignore, and Kakashi and Gai signed the paperwork the next day!
What's more romantic than asking someone to be your life partner, so you can save money together for all eternity.
#kakagai#maito gai#might guy#maito guy#hatake kakashi#kakaobi#if you squint I guess#this may be the most german thing my mind has ever fixated on#married for love#no boring#they already loved each other#try again#married for tax benefits#gosh Gai has never been more sexy than when he suggest a joint checking account
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just had a dream where I went to the TIT m&g and gave dnp a fully home-cooked lasagne???
#it was so weird#I think it's cause I'm stressed about having so much to carry#carlos. my phone. what I'm getting signed. my sister daniel and father philip dolls#they probably won't be able to take them so I will also bring a sexy photo print of the dolls too#that's assuming I ever finish father philip it's been ages since I've worked on him#right now he is just a forehead#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#daniel howell#dnp
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When onto Pinterest to look for some art reference pictures, ended up spending an hour looking at pictures of Hugh dancy
#hugh dancy#so hot and sexy#hot as hell#hannibal tv show#hannibal#will graham#I love him in everything he’s ever been in
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husband? husband???
#HUSBAND#this scene is a veritable gold mine of screencap opportunities#i got several more and will be posting those because i am physically unable to stop#HE’S SO#he’s everything i could ever dream of#absolutely love the closer shots of him#one of my favorite fights in gladiator and i love how you really begin to see maximus finding himself again#he’s been fighting with pure anger and bitterness up until now#but now he’s revealed himself and he’s becoming maximus again#he’s very purposeful in this fight#he loses his footing and gets caught off guard by the tigers#but he’s so intentional with how he fights tigris and entertains the crowd#never flashy but at this point he’s aware of the crowd and playing to that#but let’s not get distracted from the main point which is HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT#i wish i was a sword getting gripped in those iron strong hands#i wish i was a grain of sand on his skin#can’t explain how much i need to leave marks down his back and neck and arms and everything else#i need to just COVER him with love and affection#i wish i had him in my arms right this second#just want to cover him with kisses and caresses and snuggles#he doesn’t need to be fighting in an arena#he needs to be hugged#precious love of my life so dear to my heart#one day i will find a way to truly express my love for him#until then: look at the sexy man#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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Adam, Eve, and Lilith. they’re my ocs now more lore in tags
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#the lore:#they’re in an on off throuple#lilith is ofc adams first wive#from before adam (human) was split into two adam (man) and eve (woman)#so lilith is ‘whole’; in modern understanding she’s intersex &transfeminine#lilith and eve had an affair in the garden of eden#in which lilith tempted eve to eat the fruit; while yes persuaded eve wasn’t deceived to do this she made the choice for herself#then she gets sexy w adam and feeds him the apple.#not fully a free choice on his behalf moreso eve choosing what’s best (free will&the enlightenment from the fruit) for them as a unit#adam in a lapse of judgement blames eve. bad choice buddy your wife is always right#so when they’re kicked out they split for a little bit#adam rebounds with lilith and she provides for him and it’s comfortable but he misses eve#they’re together about half a year#meanwhile eve is praying and atoning and has been cultivating plants along a river#adam tries to see eve a couple times during this but she’s mad at him still#after 7months she’s ready to fotgive him provided he helps and hunts animals for them#while they are separated eve is approached by an ‘angel’ who is lilith in disguise. she cares for her and then they go to adam.#adam is like why do you try harming us what have i ever done to you and lilith is upset that he left her and that she was kicked from eden#they get away from her etc#they set up a permanent shelter and as a reward for reuiniting and pushing back ‘satan’ (lilith) he blesses them with a child —Cain#then they later conceive Abel on their own about 2years later#they have other children etc#after abel is killed by cain adam and eve get in a fight and things are tense and there’s another brief affair with lilith#it’s a three way thing to kind of act as catharsis#later later they have seth and that brings them back together#that’s most of it#my art#adam eve and lilith#adam and eve#artistic nudity
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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Scrooge actually finds it very sexy when Goldie commits crimes. ((not that he’d ever admit it))
#one time he watched her waltz around the room emptying pockets as she went#the moment they were alone he ravaged (ra-vaged) her#she was so shocked#one time she pulled off a particularly grand stunt#he watched the whole thing#and it was the sexiest she’d ever been in his mind#he couldn’t hold back#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#she a criminal#he loves it#(because he loves her)#((and shes super sexy doing what she loves))
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Thinking thoughts about those from Cuivienen and how they later treated the Valar, especially after Cuivienen was destroyed.
I imagine a foundation of sorrow and a layer of betrayal and pettiness. They had promised safety. And how did it turn out? Kin of Tata and Tatie their first leaders, slain in Valinor by the Dark Hunter from which the Valar promised protection in Valinor.
And then, the War of Wrath comes and with it the destruction of Cuivienen.
If any of those were re-embodied in Aman, I wonder if they make it a point to always turn their back to Valar and Maiar. I wonder if they only speak in the tongue they had first devised all those millennia ago and spoke in Cuivienen before time and different kindreds changed the tongue, not Sindarin or Quenya from the Great Journey's time or later. I wonder if they sing songs in their ancient tongue, songs about the beauty and unsullied health of Cuivienen every time any of the Ainur are near.
I wonder if the Valar feel any shame when those who they once looked upon in wonder and love gaze back at them with indifference or disgust.
#i am so normal about the elves of cuivienen feeling the betrayal worse than anyone in aman including feanor and co#they PROMISED safety from Morgoth and orcs. they PROMISED beautiful lands without sorrow. they PROMISED all that and down the line#decided Mogoth had played pretend well enough to warrant him probation during which he immediately killed again#returns to the east and sullies what beauty had been left. and then even from afar he manages to hurt those from cuivienen with the WoW#dont get me wrong i think the cuivienen elves knew there had to be war against Morgoth for him to be defeated. but the fact that the valar#decided not to only abandon those of beleriand for over 5 centuries before that AND once the war is won also abandon#those of cuivienen to watch their beloved lands drown without as much a warning must sting.#i want there to be a concious decision of 'you abandoned your promise to us twice why should we ever trust you again even in your own lands'#a 'you promised our people who folowed you safety. you didnt deliver. you promised us freedom from morgoth. you didnt deliver. in fact your#inadequacy and decision to let him loose made everything worse for us in the east. why should we ever listen to anything you say'#and thus a concious effort to shed association with Aman as the Valar govern it. they cant leave. the way is shut. but they can establish#a sticking to their own tongue and traditions without the interference of the Ainur. they've done enough. not enough and yet quite enough.#the avari are welcome should some be reborn.#i never know if i want those of cuivienen to be reborn in aman or fade into unexistence entirely both have merit and sexy hcs#but if any were reborn i think they would get along fairly alright with the exiles. kinslaying exiles? 50/50 depending on repentance#but anyone who does not believe the valar's words and respects their decision to not ever be associated with them is welcomed neutral-warmly#they teach them songs about cuivienen. the sweet waters. beautiful meadows. the birdsong that sounds extra cheerful. fish in abundance#and in turn they get taught songs about beleriand. bewitched forests. victorious battles. wild rivers. frothy shores.#it is seen as an honour to be taught a song about Cuivienen by the people who sat by its shores once. in their language/dialect/whatever#instead of in sindarin or quenya. some millenia into the 4th age tou have a surge of ppl speaking cuivienen dialect#it becomes a clear distinction of who still has fondness left for the valar and who would feel indifferent if they vanished suddenly.#this tag essay has gotten way too long again. sorry besties it will happen again.#tag essay longer than the fucking post???? help#tolkien headcanons
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Vincent Price and Peter Lorre behind the scenes of "Left Fist of David" (1959)
#vincent price#peter lorre#the left fist of david#tv show#i wish this show happened#it would have been so good#i love these guys#bromance#the greatest duo ever#so tall so broad so bisexual#bicon#bisexual#i wanna climb vinny like a tree#fuck hes sexy#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#photo#photo edit by me
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suddenly thinking of a zakkura shinra-less motorcyclist au what do y'all think
#zakkura#clack#like Cloud takes off his helmet and Zack is immediately on the floor#they gush over each others' bikes#Cloud lives in a dingy apartment with a mattress on the floor but has a Really Sexy Bike#and bike outfit and helmet#because he blew all his money on that#eventually when Zack finds out about that he laughs his ass off#Zack got his as a birthday gift#Cloud works at Aerith's flower shop#ima be generic and say Zack works at a coffee shop and thats where they meet#time slows down when Cloud walks in and careless whisper starts playing as he takes off the helmet and saunters in#and Cloud orders the most chocolatey thing on the menu with extra espresso (like five extra shots)#it's not what Zack expected and yet it is and hes like. immediately in love and Would make a move#but its the first time hes ever been tongue tied#Cloud sneaks glances back at Zack because hes hot#and so he becomes a frequent visitor#actually i think ive read a fic like this before but it was also different and the roles were kinda flipped#so yeah#BUT HEY ONE MORE NEVER HURT ANYONE#idk. i was watching the peanuts movie and i saw snoopy and fifi on the planes and thought of this
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Like I do think Seungmin got pigeonholed as Dandy Boy and the Straight Man of skz and even thought they're 6 years into this everyone keeps falling back to that time and again, once in a while he gets to go out of that zone but they always bring him back to it in the end because that's /his station/ but boy. Do I wish they'd move on.
#(straight man not as in heterosexual but as in like The Boring One)#like even just looking at haircuts- seungmin has had the least styles#it tended to always stay similar length similar cut and style colour would change but like the overall vibe was the same#i think thats why the blonde mullet was so notable last yr bc it was finally something a lil different?#like they barely ever do him sexy or edgy its just kinda here he is in a suit#here he is in shorts and a sweater vest- even makeup? like stage makeup?#others will get dramatic or cool makeup once in a while but i honestly cant remember him ever really having that?#like can you just try different things with him now. its been 6 yrs.#people reblogoed my chanel post of him and were literally like WAIT THATS SEUNGMIN? bc even just a leather jacket toussled hair#and a slightly red lip was Notably different for him cmonnnnnn#lol no wonder hes been trying to get out there more this yr tho i think hes also aware and also trying to show different sides of himself#negativity
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