#like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dykedvonte · 3 months ago

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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.

Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.

#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever #like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy #so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead #like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts #he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back #this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him #like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good #he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it #plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like #Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he #is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean #he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs #fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #benny gecko #Benny fnv

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