#this is a gay emergency

[queermomo]

I can't believe we got the most clingy and grossly in love firstkhao characters ever and we're not getting heaps of fanfics like where is everyone? Kantbison tag is so dry where are my fic writers we need you badly 😞

[canisalbus]

✦ Never let me go ✦

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[fyllophobia]

[aroaceleovaldez]

we should make Nico more fucked up, actually. enough woobifying him. that boy should be covered in blood and viscera

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives text posts as starboarded (and others) messages from the dead gay detectives server, part 11 mine ↳ 6, 7 part 1 by @nix-nihili ↳ 2, 2.5, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10 @aletterinthenameofsanity ↳ 8 _ @hartigays @tragedy-machine @vyther15 @bitterdesert @agentearthling @magpiemarten @aletterinthenameofsanity @datglutengoblin @holvivum @autumn-equinox-04 @shaylogic @qwanderer @featherandstorm @singt0me @its-about-the-acethetic @wikipediagreen @anything-thats-rock-and-roll @safaiagem @colourblindcharles @pinklemonslices @fangirlzars @mellxncollie @every-moment-a-different-sound @plentyghosts @wordsinhaled @tumblerislovetumblerislife @fenristheulv + logan

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[razak-69]

drew this when I first started digital art and I still remember how hard Soundwave was to draw

[bluegekk0]

Chit-chat

[breath-of-fresh-grantaire]

HELP A TRANS WOMAN NOT GO HOMELESS THIS CHRISTMAS. PLEASE REBLOG

One of my best friends, Rose, just got her 30 days notice. I heard her landlord talking to her and giving her the notice before knowing what was even happening.

She has had the worst year of her life and this should NOT happen to her. She is the sweetest person I know and needs housing. Please help her-- she needs money to cover the costs of moving, finding a place to live, and any possible rent. It's likely her parents will not support her in any way financially.

IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT A TRANSFEMME IN NEED, PLEASE REBLOG.

Anyone who sends proof of donating will win free art, and what you get depends on how much you give. For my Les Mis followers, I will write anything but cosette ships (besides marius/cosette).

PLEASE DONATE HERE

[papayanna]

about to drop another mcr banger

[eerycurlew53]

Just so we’re clear, everyone knows that Iceman is alive and (sometimes) happily married to Mav and still putting up with his and Roosters shenanigans?

[canisalbus]

Just had the most awkward conversation with my husband wherein we discussed the album full of vachete on my phone titled "emergency sad gay dogbois". Safe to say the man is conCERNED 💀👀

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[spongebobs-dirty-dish]

tumblr i would absolutely hate to yell at you but WHAT ARE YOU DOING IF YOU ARE NOT WATCHING DEADBOY DETECTIVES?!?!!???!??? ITS QUEER ITS FANTASTIC ITS SCARY ITS FUNNY ITS ADORABLE AND ITS AT RISK OF BEING CANCELLED FROM LOW VIEWERSHIP!!!!!!!!!! GO WATCH IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[linktothefags]

How ask boy out (gay)

[morphean42]

It is with a heavy heart that I must admit defeat. For Five glorious years I have been apart of the Supernatural fandom without having seen an entire episode. I have seen the edits, the meta, the fanfic and fanart. I was there when Destiel went canon and almost made Putin resign. And yet I’ve held onto my sanity, I committed to the bit— never watch that hell spawn of a show. But, good comrades of Tumblr, I must now declare the bit to be over. It was a good run, but I will be venturing into the dangerous world of Supernatural once and for all. May god save my soul.

[ven-u5]

they've yet done it again chat

why does it look like they're kissing bro