#the sad gay dogbois

[canisalbus]

Just had the most awkward conversation with my husband wherein we discussed the album full of vachete on my phone titled "emergency sad gay dogbois". Safe to say the man is conCERNED 💀👀

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[cc-kote]

Obligatory Dogboy being sad in gay baby jail because I love him so much

[andrxsfxcks]

Andras ⚣

18+ ONLY

used for horny, edgy, evil posting, mostly nsft and sad stuff (view at your own discretion)

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* About Me *

| 19, 5’1, He/It, Transmasc, Bratty, Chubby, Latino Dogboy kinda thing. Maybe a Switch (heavy sub lean), Bottom Vers. Gay?? Bi?? Idk. Cluster B Personality Disordered, Obsessive, Possessive. Not solely t4t but there’s a lot of it. Horror content, forcemasc, venting, metal, weed, fictional gore, blood, venting, softer cnc (usually acknowledging a safeword) and occult stuff will be posted too |

I might not respond to you! Unless we’ve established a friendship, my replies can be limited! My dms are open to mutuals, but my responses vary. I bite.

* WHAT TO CALL ME *

* These Are Ok Any Time (asks/dms): Andras, Jay, (insert positive adjective) boy, Sir, Doggy

* Build Up To This, Don’t Start A DM With This But Asks With This Are Fine Sometimes: Mutt, Any term with sympathy or fake pity, Fag

* Absolutely No: ‘Prince’, Anything fauxcest related (son/little bro/etc), Other terms about my chest unless we’ve discussed it personally, ‘Daddy’, Calling me a girl or misgendering/feminizing me. I’m not a femboy. I’m not a puppy. I’m a dog.

* INTO *

| Watersports (bladder control, beinf pissed on), PUPPY PLAY, CNC/DUBCON, DEGRADATION (f slur included), Praise, CORRUPTION (being corrupted and corrupting someone), Blood play (very light), Impact play (slapping mostly, punching maybe??), SPIT, PRED/PREY, Dumbification, SIZE DIFFERENCE, SOMNOPHILIA, Breeding, ORAL (giving, not receiving, face fucking), PEGGING, Humiliation, Crying, Exhibitionism, INTOX (weed, drink spiking maybe), OBSESSION/BEING POSSESSIVE, STALKING, KIDNAPPING, BITING, Sadism (giving) There may be more added |

* NOT Personally Into, But You CAN Interact (just don’t leave asks related to this stuff) *

| Fauxcest, Heavy Sadomasochism (torture, receiving hard impact play, etc), Gunplay, Heavy Bloodplay, Use of the Word ‘R*pe’, Ropes/Bondage, Cutting, Latex, Pup masks |

* BOUNDARIES/HARD LIMITS *

| don’t misgender me, no race kinks, no feederism/ed stuff, no ageplay/regress, no scat, no minors, no impact play with objects, if ur unsure then just ask |

* Tags *

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#andrxsrambles is for small horny thoughts

#andrxssmut is for more well written and fleshed out ideas and posts

#andrxsbttm is for me being an overall needy bottom sub

#andrxsego is for when I feel like being mean

#andrxsasks is for asks

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

OK SO. HERE IS.. avery 21stcenturyschizoidfags very silly impromptu mewtuals hunger games simulator thingulator post. this thing was fucking long i didnt realise maybe i'm just crazy and beautiful. will post the next bit after

AS A REMINDER HERE IS THE ROSTER.. i didnt really have any specific metric for who i added i just added who i thought would find this funny to be totally honest. and the caroline polacheks mole v azealia banks spoon thing is a reference to this i just find it really funny because i dont personally like caroline polacheks music also i ahve a facial mole like hers too. OK LETS BEGIN. BTW click on the images to see them better :)

da bloodbath

shaan being so scary like halloween time... ANA FUCKING DOWN LIKE STRAIGHT AWAY due to famed non-binary lesbian ally nicolas cage dracula in the movie renfield 2023... papa pavel and baby emilio working together ahh so cutes.. ram said im NOT starving in here. dee plans to FIGHT. everyone else gets the hell out of there

I FUCKING STRANGLED ISA TO DEATH ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ann doing everyone a favor and scaring that mole out of here.. aviv and cassis working together awww so friendlys. Someone gave proxy bombs which is very scary dont trust him with those his icon is the joker for a reason

day one and fallen tributes

dee and pavel each get stuff from one of numerous stans worldwide. mia sneaks up on mr. flow3 while hes busy writing dracula flow 4.. mr cage dracula and my friend olive feeling adventurous. mariam gets craftyyy and ellie wellie is homesick for equestria.. scott is a feminist as expected and scare-ah lives to see another day

cassis doing some tom and jerry stuff to accy OKAYY.. carolines mole uses its connections to caroline polachek proper (its attached to her face -_-) to get UNFAIR support from a stan. Nobody is surprised. BIGENDER TEAMUP from me and shaan.. I dont know how xe can bear to be around me after i STRANGLED ISA. TO DEATH. The oomfs are going hunting.. and then proxy takes my son hunting. I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO MY SON. & we mourn the loss of two souls. gone too soon.. gone too soon

night one

this broke my heart the fact that emilio is having trouble sleeping like EMILIOOO ): I LOVE YOU.. max doing everyone a favor by killing carolines mole BUT with the INCREDIBLY tragic loss of ELLIEEE.. mia and proxy chilling.. vi being an incredible chef and resourceful at that. is anyone surprised (smiles beautifully). the INSANE triple combo death of two incredible gay men and a beautiful and insane bigender. TRAGIC TRAGIC SHIT? Pavel spares the life of mr. flow3. Cassis has a little nap in a tree.. mariam having a mariam moment and ram REFUSING to allow it. mariam LIVES. ann like vi is very skilled in the kitchen and everyone claps and smiles. Me and that FUCKING spoon seem to have hit it off

day two and fallen tributes

emilio, accy & cassis are feeling adventurous asf.. me + olive + ram + sarah decide its time for food innit. AVIV PAVEL DEE AND MIA DIE. JUST LIKE THAT? THEY JUST DIE. THEY JSUT DIED? LIKE THAT. THEYRE DEAD NOW. LIKE BYE EVERYONE THEYRE JUST DEAD? i will mourn them. mariam and max are IN. THE TRENCHES. watch out please.. proxy and mr. flow3 are getting their battle tactics in

Rest in peace to these fucking legends. We lost so many in ONE FUCKING ROUND. so many incredible individuals just gone like that. Greyed out pavel kitten and slay sister callie is making me scream laughing. Scoot and paddington greyed out is like who are these two little scamps. Good lord. GOOD LORD.

night two

Ram is sick what the hell when did that happen. IM IN TEARS OVER MARIAM BEGGING ANOTHER PERSON TO KILL HER. LIKE GIRL I KNOW ITS THE HUNGER GAMES BUT IM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW CAN YOU STOP? & LIKE ASKING MY SON TOO?? trenches. cassis sabotages THE SAD FROWNER scare-ah (maybe its for the best..) A spoon climbs a tree. i would love to see that. mr flow3 and ann also climb trees.. Olive is so focking cold. Dogboy bonding.. theyre giving proxy more fucking explosives i swear to g-d. OK accy looking at the night sky did make me a bit emotional because like he IS an alien.. is he homesick too? im so sorry. they took your ufo away from you to put you in these sick and twisted games..

TO BE CONTINUED..

[from-beyond]

Tagged by @jemannesimms

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

I’ll tag @cineshemp @batmurdock @flowerprintundies @dogboy-danielcain @sad-gay-cowboy if it sounds fun to any of you!

[pansypossum]

Man I thought for sure more people would be all over my new gay little cowboy dog OCs. They're so funny to me I need everyone else to be screaming crying yelling about them with me aahhhghgggggggg. Feelin like a sad cowboy (dogboy) tonight. 😔

[grr-bark-bark]

• A Pearl by Mitski

I laid on the floor about it before you ever did. It fits you better though and I can admit that so I'll let you have it

• Sex with a Ghost by Teddy Hyde

Okay you added this as a joke. You only added it because I dissed your playlist back when it had two songs. You can take it off now. It's so mid idc if you kin it. He SiNgS lIkE tHiS

• Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey

We get it you're a lesbian /j. Since we're talking about flashbacks remember how our dad used to play this constantly because we hated it. You only like half of the bridge. Ditch it. Your sister died in winter

• Still Into You by Paramore

This does not fit. Why??? Genuinely. Hella good song though it passes the aro check. Stop singing it about Mei please we all have to watch that shit

• Take Me to Church by Hozier

I took it off of my playlist so I can't argue there. You can have it I guess but please be more normal about it. I respect that you can like it without religious trauma that's talent

• All I Wanted was You by Paramore

I really like this one actually I might steal it

• Law-Evading Rock by Neru

🤨🤨🤨 Is this just here because it's stimmy??? You don't even listen to rock, why are you listening to a rock song about listening to rock. I'm stealing it from you it's mine

• Let's Drop Dead by Neru

You only like the opening instrumental, come on man. Stealing this one too

• Evelyn Evelyn by Evelyn Evelyn

Jesus dude just go to therapy /t. It's not a good song. You can just bitch at your actual sister I promise. I'll hold her down and knock her teeth out for you /hj

• Monochrome Mentality by R.I.P.

I can't believe you made not one but two AMVs of yourself to this song. They kind of slapped btw. I think you're reaching a little but I also don't think anybody likes this song more than you so. Fuck it up white boy

• Zombies by Deco*27

I'm so happy you found a lovecore song about corpses, real exciting for you. I fucking hate this song. But the tuning is nice and it's catchy I guess

• Servant of Evil by Mothy

You are suchhhh a basic bitch. Keep calling your sister evil though. This song is mid as hell and the tuning makes me wish I didn't have ears

• First Love/Late Spring by Mitski

Girl for real go to therapy. No other comment it's a Mitski song

• Gomenne Gomenne by Kikuo

This was one of our first vocaloid songs which means I had dibs on it first asshole. Still a banger, still hate the whisper tuning (in a good way ig I'm supposed to hate it)

• The Raping House by Mushi

Fucking awful. The lyrics are one thing idc. But all the wet squishy noises? Hell on earth. And Teto? I hate you for making me listen to this

• We'll Never Have Sex by Leith Ross

Thank god for Mizuki. This song makes me physically ill but good for you ig

• Through Me to You by Ferry

Friend reccomendation yay. This one's nice I like it. Gender idk

• Self-Inflicted Achromatic by Nekobolo

Back to mental illness. This song's beautiful, I normally hate slower songs that are like. Idk light. But I've always really liked this one, thank you first vocaloid playlist for giving me depression songs

• AaaAaAaaaaAaaAa by Nashimoto

Quote "I'm not a fan of Nashimoto's tuning". Stfu. Respect your elders and their superior taste in music. You have not earned Nashimoto songs on your playlist

• This is My Heart by Vane Lily

You have a lot of horny songs on here for being sex repulsed. Stop kinning freaks. That is a dogboy dressed up as a demon seducing and murdering rapists. Please explain how that is "just like you fr"

• Francis Forever by Mitski

All I can think of is that stupid fucking Little Lad edit. And also the straight week you spent sobbing 24/7 just to not even actually have integrated. Major slay /s /t

• IDSMILE by Toa

I'm fronting now but I assume Glitch was gonna call me gay 🧍‍♂️ Also he hates Toa's tuning -💋

Okay I know your job is processing our incest shit but this was excessive buddy /hj /lh

Thank you -💋

I so desperately want to bully people's music tastes but that would be rude because I am a pretentious hipster bitch

[faghettiandmeatballs]

I saved up over 100 wishes for Gorou, hoping to get him to c6.

What I got was c6 Xianling, c6 Barbara, and Itto.

Man.

[jacobscustos]

the quarry but every character has a different role

jacob is now in max's shoes. distressed dogboy that loves naught but his gf and also processed snack foods. this sad little woof woof finding a crop top and yoga pants and being like "oh hell yeah i can make this work" only to get murked by kaylee hackett on the other side of the island

emma is now in laura's position. she broke up with jacob the day before they managed to escape chris hackett's Jail for Dogs & Ne'er-Do-Wells and now she feels like she needs to alleviate his curse bc he's been pretty bummed out since. vlogging her entire trip to the hackett house with the expressed intent to murder a man

ryan is in abi's role. the suave announcements boy has been on his mind this entire time and the day that they both finally tell each other that they like each other, he gets infected with Says Really Mean Things And Attempts Homicide On You And Also Is A Werewolf disease. he's abt to start biting ppl fr

dylan is in a similar situation to nick. not only did abi just kiss him for no real reason at the firepit but finally when he tells the guy he's liked all summer that he likes him, he gets attacked by a fucking bear??? homophobia still has some shooters out there apparently! also he's saying rude things he doesn't mean and it hurts :(

abi is now filling emma's role. she and the cute australian guy have been flirting all summer but she seriously misfires bc she assumes that making him jealous would be what made him want to make things official. plus now she's wearing baggy-ass clothes and running from murderous animals(?) so things have been tough lately

nick is currently in jacob's situation. he planned on making tonight the night he asked abi to go steady, but completely forgot that this was the day they left camp, so he oopsie poopsies the van. whoops nick you did a fucky wucky and now people are dying! also he had to watch abi kiss a very vehemently gay man to make him jealous and also he's naked. bad night overall buddy

laura is in kaitlyn's shoes. she's literally the only person here with an okay response to trauma, although a bit skewed since she does also tend to shoot at the problem first. the bright side is that she gets to be with her boyfriend for most of the entire night, so that's neat! (and come on of course she would get after max for not knowing the hackett's quarry song)

max is now in dylan's role. he's mostly just scared shitless of kaitlyn so the speech over the intercom is part fear of the bears(?) and part fear that kaitlyn will stab him if he gets the terminology wrong. ready to lay down his life to protect his gf, even if he's abt to turn into a werewolf. he's gonna react even more severely to getting maced (febreezed) by abi though, although he can act. give the boy a hand (srsly he needs it)

kaitlyn stands where ryan stood in canon. she's so confused when abi gives her the dare to kiss either max or laura but honestly she thinks they're both cute so. when emma shows up she's like "wait where's jacob?" and emma's like "about that" and kaitlyn's like "ok so i'm going to go save my bestie and i want it known that i'm not a fan of u but i also do think you're gorgeous"

bobby now owns and runs hackett's quarry. after his duty was up, he came back and started the camp and has adored being a mentor to kids since. no one at camp ever saw him angry before the incident with the van and they're all literally terrified of him now

chris is the sheriff of northkill. he got appointed sheriff after the death of the previous sheriff in the fire at eliza's sideshow, and has taken the position very seriously, in exchange for keeping eliza and silas's secret (the whole werewolf thing), which is why he keeps jacob and emma over the summer

travis is constance and eliza's handyman. he's felt the need to be worthy of approval since birth, and has taken up to doing the dirty work for his mom as a way of proving himself. he's fully aware that being stabbed hurts and will do it again unprovoked

constance goes out hunting with travis. she fills the same role her husband did in canon. emma reminds her what happened to her husband and she threatens to torture her endlessly. also there's smth going on with eliza but idk they're gal pals

eliza fills the same role as constance did in canon. after the fire that burned down her sideshow and killed jedediah, constance offered to let her and her son silas stay with them. after emma kills silas during the night, she becomes silent with rage

kaylee is now the biggest threat of the hackett werewolves. she's filling in for her brother caleb. freeze-dried girlboss

silas is floating in the pool now. rip dogboy. also he was the one that convinced kaylee to start the fire. manipulative little shit

caleb is patient zero. after helping to rescue silas and eliza from the sideshow, caleb notices a bite on his leg. while running from the flames, the "dog man" (eliza's ex-husband) bit him. the dog man died in the fire, but the curse lived on, as caleb left his grandfather to die in the chaos

jedediah's taken up tarot since dying. he cursed his bloodline after seeing caleb and kaylee among the flames, refusing to save him, opting instead to save an albino boy and a woman that he barely knew. he's now trying to convince whoever is listening to off the vorez family, even at the cost of his own family. plus lance hendriksen would fucking slay this role i mean come on

[steponmepinkjun]

I NEVER FINISHED MY STORY OMG. ok so i left off at being too proud to tell my friend she was right and kpop fucked hard. the difference between u and me is that i’m too good of a liar. too good. i kept up the “i hate kpop it’s cringe” facade for ALMOST TWO WHOLE YEARS, I SHIT YOU NOT. why? bc my dumb ass, extra ass, dramatic ass self thought “ok if i’m gonna have to deal with the embarrassment of admitting i’m wrong, i better do it in such an extra ass way it’ll knock ur socks off so hard that YOULL be the one embarrassed not me.” the original plan was to learn the entire choreography to bts dope, bc it’s the song that she told me to listen to and inevitably the song that got me into them, but later switched to bts fire bc i saw too many of those “choreo matches w any song” videos, and then her birthday party came up. and here’s the real kicker. her birthday is April Motherfuckin Fools. so it would be So Perfect for me to reveal my kpopism as a birthday present And a april fools prank in one. so i was Set on the Reveal being on april 1st, but the day rolls around and god that choreo is so fucking hard and i am Not a dancer. never have been. so i abandon that and go ykno what… i’ll do it Next Year. BC MY BITCHASS WAS LIKE NO THE MOMENT IS TOO PERFECT TO DO IT ON A NORMAL ASS DAY ITS GONNA BE ON APRIL FOOLS ON HER GODDAMN BIRTHDAY OR NOT AT ALL. a year rolls by, i’ve told most of our friends except her and they’re all in on it, i’d made so many subtle kpop references to her without her realising they were fully intentional and had too many scares where she almost figured me out but i lied my way out of it, and i’d given up on showing off with choreography bc i couldn’t make that shit look good. i’m not a dancer. i am, however, a rapper, and a damn good one, so i inhaled the agust d mixtape and decided i’d just rap the eminem of kpop’s anthem at her face. in korean. and change the lyrics at the end (if u haven’t listened to agust d, the bridge repeats “i’m sorry” a lot) to “i’m sorry i kept this from u for so long” and “i’m sorry i actually ult got7 not bts” (this was like the april after skz debuted ok i was holding onto got7 for dear life knowing full well skz we’re going to convert me smh) and the best part? she never saw it coming. her official present was a cd with a bunch of kpop on it but she thought it was just a personalised mixtape for her so i told her to play the first song out loud and she knew the song Instantly. it has a long intro so she was like “i guess u did listen when i recommended u this song!! i knew you’d like it since u like rap so much!!” and then i started rapping and i shit u not. she started SCREAMING. like the initial reaction was her jaw dropping and then instinctively covering her mouth but when i kept going and she realised i wasn’t fucking around she just fucking screamed like a banshee. at the end during the sorry bit i threw off my jacket to reveal a got7 shirt on the inside and she fell off her chair and started rolling around on the floor. needless to say it was every bit as satisfying as i thought it’d be LMAOOOO afterwards her ass was like “I CANT BELIEVE U HID THIS FROM ME FOR OVER A YEAR” and when i tried to explain my ego couldn’t take the “i told u so” she was like “you know i wouldn’t have made fun of you for it right? i would just be glad you’re not hating on my boys anymore” so basically i’m a big dramatic fool and she was always too good for me.

don’t mind the weird spaces here my ipad is being all fucky wucky w me rn. damn sad to hear ur sideblog experience didn’t go so well, i’d have shown u the cool side of the fandom if i knew 😤😤 leading u thru the cursed halls of kpop stan tumblr like a sketchy tour guide that’s actually 3 small raccoons stacked on top of each other like a trench coat, like “over here we have the fanfic writers that honestly need to publish a book, over here we have the gif makers that are responsible for my entire camera roll, if we take a quick swerve past the death threat anons and the twt fanwar screenshots - mind ur feet bub the 14 year olds were tryna make a grab for ur ankles - ah here’s the holy grail of shitposts, you might be here for hours, to the right we have the weird aussie side of the fandom that projects our childhoods onto chanlix but also all the members as we decide what their life in australia would’ve been like, and down there is a secret trapdoor to the blogs w endless random headcanons that will make you laugh, cry or blush depending on if the author woke up and decided to choose violence today. enjoy your Stay!” but then again i’m not so active on tumblr anymore (ngl you’ve become the highlight of my tumblr experience these days, interaction wise,) so maybe all my Local Hotspots are inactive now. i know a bunch of them are, it’s sad. “i don’t fw stan twitter for the same reason i don’t hang out in meth dens” oop. guess i’m a meth addict. no but i get u i rly do, it’s a hellhole out there, but the fact that things get shared and spread a lot easier than on tumblr and how short most things have to be (therefor keeping up w my adhd attention span without having to resort to the mental torture that is tiktok, with the added bonus of not always needing headphones.) that i just. couldn’t leave if i tried. maybe i should try being active on tumblr again but it’s a dying site in comparison.

“their music doesn’t consistently hit for me as much as skz” i’m sorry we can’t be friends anymore. what. what. you don’t dramama ramama ramama hey? you don’t feel a little jealousyyyyyy, naega anin? you don’t shoot out, shoot out, shoot out, or aremdaeun love killa love killa? you can’t be your hero du du du du du du du du du dududu? u disappoint me. literally like everyone i know who likes skz music likes mx music like it’s a rite of Passage. they’re kindred spirits, monsta x music is like skz’s music’s cool but mildly heterosexual older brother. neither of them know what a bad song is it runs in the family. and both their music runs in my VEINS. whenever i describe my music taste they’re always the first two that come to mind, skz being my number 1 bc they are my best boys but mx bc of the Flavour. pls listen to the entire the code album then get back to me 😤🙌 ok but fr ur so right they are 7 of the finest men i ever seen (yes i say 7 bc i’m including wonho cause he deserved better and i’ll die on my ot7 bullshit.) like don’t get me started on them either LOL i LITERALLY downloaded that one insta video of changkyun working out his back n arm muscles w his tattoo showing bc i needed that shit saved for Science. they could do Anything w me like frfr. yes vixx is the bdsm contract group i’m telling ya they wildin. or at least they were. it’s been years since their last comeback idk what they’re doing anymore tbh. and yeah that makes sense, savouring the hyperfixation i feel it, but also i’m so attached to skz that i never let it die. like i hyperfixate on other things and other groups but i will Always go back to skz cause they’re my homeboys. hell, they’re my home. being a predebut stay i’ve spent more time w skz than most of my actual family members at this point. but that’s just me you do u boo xx just know that if ur anything like me ur never letting go once skz it’s been my longest lasting fixation cause they hit like Nothing Else Do. ik i’ve already said that but i cannot stress it enough. they’re really special. i’m gonna stop here before i get all sappy and emotional bc i really love those boys so fucking much and i don’t drop the L bomb often. SIDE NOTE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE UR LIST OF GROUPS RANKED BY THORSt. i need to judge ur Taste. and omg cat&dog is such a guilty pleasure song bc the lyrics make me cringe so much bc while pet play can be fun they be doing it in more of an “i’m an innocent soft dogboy uwu” kinda way that just Does Not Sit Right with me. it comes back to the objectifying of asians that asians themselves don’t help in industries like these and maybe i’m looking too far into it when rly it is just wholesome n cute or maybe they are into some pet play shit idk idc i will bop to the song regardless but i will not acknowledge the lyrics nope.

YOURE RIGHT THO SKZ’S OPENNESS IS IN FACT, A BIG DEAL, i’ll grab them for u if u want but i found these twt threads of skz supporting the lgbt community and i just felt a special kind of happiness man like sure the delusional part of me likes going “haha they’re gay” bc my brain likes to imagine them as my polycule of mlm boyfriends bc sometimes thats what gives me the serotonin to get me thru the day ok don’t judge but also bc it’s nice knowing that yes i’ll never know them personally, but at least i can support them knowing they’d respect my gender identity and my pronouns, they’d respect who i choose to love, and that’s already more than the general public can say so shit, it is special! it’s special that they don’t treat being cishet like the norm - they constantly remove gender from their songs and speech entirely, they don’t assume all stays are female anymore, we don’t talk abt the babygirls incident cause we got babystays in the end outta that ok, and it’s just. so refreshing and important to me bc i can’t get that anywhere else!! like my semi ults are the boyz and while i love them very much and there’s no way all 11 of them are straight i refuse, i do get just a little bit sad whenever they she/her their fandom by default and call them their girlfriends n shit even tho i do still identify as a girl, i’m also genderfluid/nonbinary/transmasc, and i have a very love/hate relationship w my womanhood and rarely use she/her pronouns, cause it’s like, do you not see me? see us? the ones who aren’t cishet women? i mean i know kevin does bc he congratulated a fan who came out as nb but it’s just not the same as the openness we get w skz. like how do i trust cishets i could be supporting them as a queer person when in reality they’d call me a slur. what would i know, behind the screen? so it’s so good that skz go the extra mile to make it a safe space for everyone. this is already long enough i will reply to the second half of that ask in another message… tomorrow cause it’s 1am and i’m tired gn -felix bi anon

I'mma have to start putting these under a readmore so that i don't absolutely make everything who is still following me for some reason go totally fucking insane 😂

NDJDHWJJAHFNAKBSJSBFBHHDBDNAJD YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE FACES I WAS MAKING READING THIS, I WAS FUCKING CACKLING AND GASPING EVERY OTHER SENTENCE SO HARD THAT I SCARED THE CATS NDJWHSHSB the fact that you went "oh you want me to get into kpop? Give me a hot minute, and I'll give you a whole ass private concert for free" biduehsjdbd biiiiiiiiiiitch you're a fucking ICON, I stg I could NEVER 😂 (and not just because I couldn't find a tune if you gave me a printed set of Google maps directions and that I embody the steriotype that white people can't dance, like my sister kept sensing me tiktoks of the whole "dance like a white girl" trend going lmfao look it's you and eventually I was like "sis please this trend has me feeling like being white is a disability and these mothafuckers are being ableist 😭 also I could NEVER be that on beat so yall ain't even doin it right 😭😭😭😭"). Tbh if I told one of my friends (lol what friends, i got jokes) to get into Skz and they showed up at my bday and performed the entirety of I Got It I would simply shower them in money and go "aight everyone else go home, you are no longer needed, you are being laid off, your position has been eliminated, we're downsizing, the company is moving up and you're moving out, you are not qualified for this role any longer, best of luck with future endeavors" 😊

I think part of the reason I can't deal w Twitter is the exact reason I refuse to leave tumblr, in that I've been on tumblr since 2006 and twt since 2008, and tumblr literally has not changed at all, not even a little, whereas going from the early days of twt where there were no corporate sponsorships or ads and you had to manually copy and paste someone's tweet and @ them to retweet it, to how it is now, like 90% ads and showing me shit from the timelines of people I don't even fuckin follow n whatnot, it's just not enjoyable. Idk how anyone finds anything on twt, it confuses and frustrates me because I am old and have not adapted well to technology changing 😂 But arguably, the skz fanbase doesn't want me on skztwt anyways so like it works for both of us lmfaooo. I am old and cringey, and also still think of twt as stream of consciousness whereas tumblr is your teenage bedroom where you can decorate the walls with anything that interests you. I do really love the nonsensical kpoptwt shitposts tho fhshsbdjjss like it is a very specific flavor of mental instability that I enjoy immensely 😂 OH and also I initially misread part of that and thought you were saying you actually irl do meth and I was like 😳 WHAT DO I SAY TO THAT. HOW DO I HANDLE THIS. Like how do I express like "I wasn't being judgy of people who use substances cause I've been there but I was just being insensitive 😳" And then went back and reread it and was like WHEW, IM JUST AN ILLITERATE FOOL 😂😂😂😂 ejeywhdhrhjwbfbdjshdhdhd I spent like an hour bwign like "IS THE REASON WE GET ALONG BECAUSE THEY'RE ON METH???? WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION??????" hrhehshe I am literally a fuckin idiot it's fine

It's not that I don't fw them, it's more like... Okay so like there is no situation in which I am going to skip a skz song if it comes on shuffle. You will not ever catch me NOT in the mood to listen to Sunshine, if God's Menu comes on we are THROWIN the meager amount of booty meat I got hither and thither, I could be in the happiest mood of my life but if Ex comes on I will stop to SOB. And I'm not like that with most music, so mx just falls into the category of "there is a time and place." Idk why but it just doesn't forcibly grab hold of my heart and ass the way skz always does. I really don't WANT my skz fixation to ever end, but I know that eventually it'll stop giving me dopamine bevause my brain is my worst fucking enemy 🙃 like my arcana fixation is to date the longest running hyperfixation I've ever had, going on almost three years, and I used to not be able to spend every single second of every day thinking about Asra, but now... I just feel nothing when I look at arcana stuff. As you can probz tell by the fact that I hardly post arcana anymore 😂 So I know that eventually all my happiness will end, it always does, I can never stay just as obsessed with something as I was for long. I CANT SHARE THE LIST BECAUSE I DONT *HAVE* TASTE YET 😭 I'm basically just compiling a list of any group someone tells me I should look into, ranked by how strong the kitty purred upon googling pics of them 😂 My mom read my ass to FILTH over txt lmfao she was like "they're not that adorable. Maybe your standard for adorableness has gone down with You Know Who still on hiatus 🤔" bfjwhdhd like MOMMAAAAA THE LIBRARY IS CLOSED 😂 she attacks me any time I even hint at stanning other groups, she is a skz purist and stans skz only, unofficial Momma Stay of All Stays keeping me in check lmfao.

I feel like skz really do follow thru on their promise that they're a safe space for stays, it's nice to see that they hold space for anyone and everyone in their fanbase and do it in a really simple and elegant way, I feel. Like they never make it seem like "okay here are the fans and here are the token weirdos that were only recognizing to make a buck off of them" the way a lot of artists make it feel like 😑 like they don't go out of their way to act like it's some revolutionary act to do the bare minimum of not shitting on certain parts of the fandom, if that makes sense. They feel very "yeah, of course we love all our stays, this is a welcoming space for literally anyone, that's how it should be, that should be normal," instead of like "Hi fans we love you 😊 and special shoutout to you ell gee bee tee folk, make sure to buy my rainbow merch after the show!!!" you know? Like, they're the friends who would never make you feel weird or different for some shit, the friends that take the attention off you if something they know ur sensitive about comes up, instead of weirdly snapping at whoever brought the unfomfy thing up which ruins the mood and makes you feel tiwce as bad, yk? They just give off this vibe that they, and the space they create with their music, is just a genuine and chill place to be and hang out and relax and bond. I feel like they'd be the friend group that is so goofy and sweet and silly and accepting and lovely and always makes you feel loved and excited to be alive 🥺 They are all good noodles 🥺🥺🥺

[canisalbus]

✦ Never let me go ✦

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

KiiboHiko headcanons/scenarios

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3ybQRsd

by sxlver_soul

okay, i know, hear me out-- it's rp-based i swear. i'm majorly hyperfixated on them i love them so much

mf, if you see this, no you didn't. (hope i did your fuyuhiko justice lmao)

but yeah, headcanons/scenarios because... yes. also they have matching friendship rings because that's so cute

Words: 64, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: K1-B0 (Dangan Ronpa), Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko

Relationships: K1-B0/Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko

Additional Tags: Inspired by Roleplay/Roleplay Adaptation, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Just Friends, Headcanon, Sobbing, Human K1-B0 (Dangan Ronpa), Confused K1-B0 (Dangan Ronpa), Gay Panic, Gay, Gay Male Character, Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko Swears, Trans Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko, Gay Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko, Bisexual Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko, K1-B0's Birthday (Dangan Ronpa), K1-B0 is spelled Kiibo, Stalking, Possessive Behavior, Obsessive Behavior, Blood and Gore, Blood and Injury, Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko's Birthday, Fuyuhiko dies, K1-B0 Dies, Mutual Pining, Oblivious, K1-B0 can Google stuff in his mind?, Best Friends, Falling In Love, Love Confessions, Boys In Love, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Heavy Angst, Angst and Tragedy, Bad Ending, I love them so much, Song: First Love / Late Spring (Mitski), First Kiss, Sad Ending, Friends to Lovers, Alternate Universe - Childhood Friends, mf im so sorry, Catboy Fuyuhiko, Dogboy K1-B0

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3ybQRsd

[saints-row-2]

do the dogboys for the oc questions

my boys!! who are dogs!!!

01. Full name: Jared “Red” Updale and Drystan “Drys” Gorman

02. Best friend: each other!! Jared also has a very close friend called Mary

03. Sexuality: Jared is bi and Drys is gay

04. Favorite color: red and blue respectively

05. Relationship status: theyre dating each other!! eventually

06. Ideal mate: Jared just wants someone who will laugh at his jokes, Drys wants someone who will understand him

07. Turn-ons: i cant think about what turns Red on it will kill me

08. Favorite food: Jared likes peanut butter on anything and Drystan likes the spiciest ramen he can buy

09. Crushes: i guess each other?? theyre not really dating yet. Drystan has a crush on like fifteen guys he knows atm hes a baby gay and hes going wild

10. Favorite music: Jared likes classical music & orchestral stuff and movie soundtracks, Drystan likes grime and hip hop

11. Biggest fear: Jared is scared of a lot of things but largely his fears come down to being scared he’s an evil person and is going to do evil things. Drystan is scared of being murdered or of like being hated??

12. Biggest fantasy: theyre both just focusing on living and being happy at the moment

13. Bad habits: Jared rambles on and on in stream of conciseness style if he’s not focused (Drystan thinks its cute), Drystan is super messy and always leaves wet towels lying around (Jared doesn’t think this is cute)

14. Biggest regret: Drystan regrets treating people badly, Jared regrets doing heroin

15. Best kept secrets: Jared hides all of his past pretty efficiently, Drystan hid being gay for most of his life so far

16. Last thought: no!!! this one is too sad

17. Worst romantic experience: i don’t think Jared has had a lot of bad or very notable romantic experiences, most of his relationships just kinda petered out. Drystan has had a lot of bad relationships with women before coming out that just consisted of him getting super depressed and avoiding them until they dumped him. hes had one really really bad relationship with a dude who stalked him and tried to ruin his life.

18. Biggest insecurity: Red is really insecure about who he is and his shaky sense of identity. Drystan is really insecure about how people see him; he really hates being thought of as an aggressive person.

19. Weapon of choice: none theyre like normal people

20. Role Model: why is this question so hard for me to answer??? every time i wanna be like. no one.