#this country is such a fucking joke.
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everything is so fucked
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Okay the process of finding all the songs I wanted crashed iTunes twice, but! I now present to you this playlist:
Modern Country Is Insanely Good Actually
I limited myself to a few songs per artist so this didn't turn into oops all Tanner Adell and Ashley McBryde(bcs lord it would have otherwise...) and also to songs released in the last ten years, so nothing here is older than 2014 aside from a couple of covers, and even then those covers were still released post-2014.
BUT I DIGRESS, please, enjoy a playlist of 68 69 country songs hand picked by me that are relatively recent and none of which contain any nationalistic MAGA nonsense. Some of them are about trucks and beers tho because I am a firm believer in the fact that singing about modes of transportation and alcohol is a fucking time honored human tradition and I will not dock ANY genre points for including those topics. I also might add more songs if I find them, this is meant as a jumping off point for people to find an artist or two they like, so variety is key! (And I take recs! Feel free to send me some songs or artists I am always looking for new country music to listen to!!)
If you want a playlist that is WAY longer and also contains songs that came out before 2014 hang tight, I'm working on that one right now!
#country music#also if you clown about country music on this post I will block you#if you just wanna make jokes about people fucking their trucks and worshiping america do it somewhere else#this space is for people to actually give the genre a fair shot not for trolls who genuinely don't care#Spotify
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT USA
I DON'T CARE ABOUT USA
I DON'T CARE ABOUT USA
I don't give a shit, I don't give a fucking single fuck about USA
God I wish y'all didn't have such an impact on the world because I would literally be so happy not knowing about USA
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
#an is venting#joke country#just split already and leave the rest of us alone#get out of my country#''boo hoo sandwich expensive'' Y'ALL ARE STEALING THE RESOURCES FROM MY COUNTRY AND MESSING WITH OUR POLITICS#get the fuck out
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#I also think american exceptionalism and their bizarre cultural one-way street isolation plays a role#i think it's different if you actually see other countries as equals and see that they have female leaders and realise that it's#not going downhill it's not solving everything it's business as usual and it's just another boring fucking politician#and this makes the gender of the candidate LESS (not saying no) issue people obsess about or feel a need to discuss#(e.g. people laying into the appearance of female politicians? certainly misogyny. making jokes about cooking and shoes? definitely too#but I feel like that was more a 'gotta insult these fucking politicians' and gender being one of the targets when people want to do that)#but if you're the US and giant parts of the populace think they're the specialmost extra complicatedest country in this our planetworld#the fact that it works for so many other countries takes a much lower priority#because 'yeah sure a woman can govern a....'checks notes' Fineland and United Kingdom of England or Germanland'#but the US of freedom? we got a red button and what if she's on her period!!?! We are a REAL country!!'#not to mention how deeply entrenched the idea of the US as being CONSTANTLY under attack is and the president as the PROTECTOR#and that protector needs to be daddy of course#i also think the different attitude to leaders plays a role#because a part of misogyny is how much people love to HATE women - to sink their teeth into them and demonise them for every flaw#so any country that has some kind of weird worship of their leaders or sees them as some heroes or extra-class of person*#in my opinion might have a harder time to elect a woman because the moment a woman becomes a candidate#you just have to find the right flaw to go on and on about to make the population absolutely hate her or question her competency#meanwhile the general slack we cut men means they can do whatever but somehow still be compatible with that concept of leadership#(*not just the US ....though a lot of other countries with similar attitudes to their leaders are not standing out as democracies tbh)
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i wanted to draw kalypso again!! 🐊💜 ( also live candy reaction )
#me and my niche donkey kong characters are like you don’t understand what we have#donkey kong country#dkc#donkey kong#candy kong#kalypso kremling#doodles#draws! ✏️#also sorry for making the same DAMN!!!!!!joke in the span of 24 hours it’s so fucking funny to me 💔💔💔
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The USA is absolutely disgusting and dystopian and I fucking hate living here. I fucking hate everyone who insists this is a good country. Send tweet.
#I’m over it dude#this country is a joke#we brutally oppress not only people in other countries but our own citizens#god forbid we let Americans have affordable healthcare or government mandated sick time#but we’re more than happy to fund war and genocide abroad#and every step of the way you have people defending this#defending the oppression of themselves and others#my dad got fired for having cancer and yet he still supports American capitalism#I can’t describe how disheartening it is to try to advocate for a better world#only for someone you care about to be like ‘no actually’#anyway sorry for trauma dumping#fuck america#fuck the usa#rant
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i wish this wasn’t real !
no 17 year old literally child should have access to a fucking gun. this kid is now dead all for a social media video thanks to a gun he shouldn’t have even had access to. we need better gun control in america and better gun safety education.
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Hold the fuck on.
So a whole bunch of Trump voters with preexisting conditions are now realizing that they voted to take their healthcare away, and a whole bunch of contractors are now realizing that they voted to take their construction workers away, and a whole bunch of farmers are now realizing they voted to take their farm workers away?
Shit we ALL told them would happen but they voted for anyway. And NOW that they have ELECTED him, they're freaking out because they finally understand??
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
Credit: JojofromJerz(queen)
#what a fucking joke#i hate this#i hate this country#fuck america#fuck trump#anti trump#anti trump supporters#if you voted for trump fuck you#fuck you if you voted for trump#your fucking stupid#trump supporters are stupid#Trump supporters are idiots#i hate donald trump#I hate Trump simps#Trump simps are fucking stupid#mallgothchloe97#i hate it here
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haha get coloured my beloveds
#aka me learning how to draw everyone that isn't sif#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#isat isabeau#isat odile#isat bonnie#edit: i'm coming back to this much much later to elaborate#me using the white meme isn't me actually calling sif white. rather it's a joke about how i literally can't imagine them in anything other#than their monochrome colours#i wanted to elaborate on this because white favouritism and eurocentrism is already prevalent among isat fans with the ''the forgotten#country is the uk'' bs. speaking as the brit: no the fuck it isn't
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okay well i hope trump k_lls himself in the worst way and i hope his bloodline is cursed for generations & then some. this is the start of the end and white people have done it again. cheating, corruption, stealing etc. it’ll never stop. i genuinely have no faith in this country nor its people.
#i actually want to cry#i hate this man#i hate him#the amount of hate i have for him is bigger than any fucking election#fuck america#fuck this stupid ass country built on lies and the pain of my ancestors and others#this is a fucking joke#all of it
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what are the idiots going turbo racist going to do if it turns out this election was fucked on the back end and all of these numbers are bullshit?
#the number of people who didnt recieve ballots / recieved 2 / confirmations before casting / votes marked uncounted or challenged#not to even mention how many people were purged from the registry and how trumps been promising to cheat#like. sure white teitter user this is bad for you but all of the people youre attacking are about to have it a thousand times worse#and youre shpposed to see that and shore up and organize to peotect your peers and community#you are pathetic for instantly crumbling under the boot and cannibalizing every minority you could reach#youre pathetic and vile and ugly and your opinion no longer holds any weight. log the fuck off and think about yourself#maybe spend the time you would have harrassing brown people reading up on how this country has turned elections into a joke#with mass incarceration / revoking voting rights / gerrymandering / making polls inaccessible / purging registries etc#the system is your enemy not the other working class people trying to survive. most definitely not the people below you on the ladder.#the 1% and politicians are who you should be going after you fucking rabid idiots fuck#how can anyone treat the people who will be KILLED under this administration like they made this happen youre so fucking stupid#youre SO FUCKING STUPID
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game: literally takes us a whooole different, more advanced part of the game world;
a g*mer Warden groupie: tHeRe aReN't EnOuGh ReCoGnIsEaBlE eLeMeNtS tHeRe; It DoEsN't LoOk LiKe DrAgOn AgE;
me looking at distinctively dwarven influenced architecture of the city which has super close ties to dwarves, pride demons, magic mirrors, fucking wolf statues staring me right into the face in (once again) distinctively looking elven ruins: yeah buddy. it really is unrecogniseable.
#hi hello it's me again dragon age posting my frustration away.#is Dorian's harping throughout the whole DA:I about how different his country is a fucking joke to you??#we are not in Ferelden anymore motherfuckers#DEAL.WITH.IT.#oh no and you know what's the worst offence?? darkspawn look different.#bud. are you sure that the things we've seen are regular darkspawn?#'cause i for sure am not.#[disgusted noises]#they are all so stupid.#maker preserve my sanity for i keep seeing the worst dragon age takes in years.#blah blah text post#dragon age
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hunt the billionaires for sport
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if your fucking governmental arms dealer resigns bc your arms dealing is "morally bankrupt" like.... lmao?? lol???
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my actual toxic trait is I have the opposite problem of those people who think mexico doesn't have big cities or infrastructure and stuff. I have had how small england is compared to the average american state drilled into me to the point that now I have to remind myself it's not one big city surrounded by like a few dozen acres of cottages and fields. like ofc egypt and mexico and brazil and india have big cities and shit, england tho....uh...idk man it's just pubs and grass right? sheep. hills. a river.
but also I kinda have the same problem with rhode island and most of the american north-east so maybe growing up in the great plains just did something fucked up to my brain and now I cannot conceptualize a place that's not so big it's literally has a form of insanity named after it
#THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE I PAYED ATTENTION IN SCHOOL I KNOW I'M BEING SILLY#I'M JUST BAD A CONCEPTUALIZING SIZE SO SMALLER COUNTRIES AND STATES CONFUSE ME#SEND ME BACK TO THE PLAINS I MISS MY PRAIRIE MADNESS#MY SPATIAL AWARENESS IS FUCKED MY BRAIN IS FULL OF HOLES DYSCALCULIA IS A BITCH#I THINK A CAR COULD FIT IN MY BEDROOM I DON'T UNDERSTAND SIZE
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Not even joking you people need to jump off a cliff
#also if you haven't noticed all of uour shitty joke european 'countries' are usamerican vassals at this point#without us mic support your military presence in the world would be 100 guys with pre-ww2 guns#stay fucking humble
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