#thirteen cards

[operation-prom]

ok so i have a lifelong fixation on the card game Thirteen, which is played with a normal playing card deck, and i do this thing where i analyze all the media i like by what strength/rank of card each character would be. and i decided i was going to make a venture brothers card deck based on the rules of 13 and draw a character on all 54 cards in the deck.

i started this process YEARS AGO. and have gone through multiple irritations do to improving my art overtime, and i was actually close to finished with it but then my drawing app got CORRUPTED. and i have lost access to every single piece of digital art ive ever made. so. NOW im starting the process AGAIN with watercolors. but whatever who fucking cares.

long winded post but i’m gonna be posting my art for it on here as i make it probs. anyway fuck my stupid baka life. and jonas venture sr. is the 2 of diamonds because he haunts the narrative and you can never truly escape him. later gamers

[daily13]

doodle requests #1

i love me some bisexual women in tuxedos

[devildomwriter]

Thirteen Stans getting a treat too!

[sheepthatgobaa]

wahhh how is it new years already.. anyways card edit upon ye

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og under the cut

[julia-loves-cupcakes]

Thirteen datable when?

[mmeqkoi]

ah yes, a face of a 13 year old 😭😭

[cnl0400]

I don't want to hear about how Obey Me is so "inclusive" when they treat their only woman character like this tbh

[absolutepokemontrash]

A headcanon for Father’s Day:

Simeon finding Luke crying, surrounded by cards, all of them unique and different with special messages on them. Sime obviously asks his poor bab what’s wrong and Luke tearfully replies:

“I have too many dads to give cards to and I’m barely halfway done 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”

What a problem to have, little guy, what a problem to have.

(Everyone loved their Father’s Day cards btw, legend has it that Lucifer ruffled Luke’s hair without calling him a chihuahua)

[anna-scribbles]

thirteen update 🍂 🎹 🏠 👻

chapter 2: November

chapter summary:

She was in a good mood. If she was ever going to take it well, it would be now.

“Maman, what if I went to school this year?”

excerpt:

“Heh.” Adrien flicked a finger beneath his chin and strutted the length of his bathroom floor, glancing at himself in the mirror. He twirled a rose—a red one, one he’d grabbed from the vase downstairs—between his fingers and then presented it to the mirror with a flourish.

“Haruhi!” he declared, “the spring of my heart surges upon the sight of your fresh smile, my love. My heart beats at the command of your drum! Your face is the fierce longing of my soul, and I present to you now this token of my lavish, undying—”

A sharp knock clicked against the bedroom door and Adrien froze, his hand still passionately hovering over his heart.

“Adrien?” Nathalie’s voice called, and Adrien—true to character, if he did say so himself—startled so hard that he slipped and fell onto his butt on the tile.

“Yeah?” he called, hastily pulling himself up and trying to find a place to set down the rose.

Nathalie peeked her head through the bathroom door and took him in, his rumpled hair and the too-small blue blazer he’d saved in the back of his closet for occasions such as…this.

“You have a guest,” she said flatly, and Adrien could not for the life of him figure out whether she was making fun of him.

She left before he could decide, and then it was only a matter of seconds before his bathroom door was thrown all the way open and a blonde ponytail bobbed into view.

“Adrikins!” Chloé crashed into him, wrapping him up in a hug that nearly knocked him over again. “It’s been way too long. You’ve been neglecting me. Aw, did you get me a rose?” She plucked it from his hands and then scrunched up her nose. “Ew, is this real?”

“As real as the current that springs from the well of my heart,” Adrien invented, and Chloé frowned at him like he’d just spoken Greek. “Nevermind.”

She looked him up and down and scrunched her nose up even more. “What did you do to your hair?”

Adrien frowned at his reflection in the mirror and pushed his hair further over to the side.

“I was trying to make it look cool.” He’d been trying to make it look like Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club.

“It looks like you just rolled out of bed.”

read on ao3

[greghatecrimes]

is it too early to send out my christmas cards

[intern-seraph]

gnawing on him like a rabid animal

[daily13]

[devildomwriter]

Mephistopheles vs Butterfly

Okay this is too cute

[celestialrealms]

I feel like if we ever get Thirteen in someone else's premium picture it's just going to look like this since they refuse to let her interact with the rest of the cast anymore

[attic-club-sandwich]

All of the cards that came home with me during this past event 💛 featuring the Home Screen pic of Mams 👀

[mellonyheart]

Was today years old when I found out I can farm this card. Unfortunately the drop rate is atrocious so I'll be at this for ages. I'll tell you if it's worth it when I get it.