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I have two fundamentally untrue things that I choose to believe.
Cubsaggedon. It took so much magic for Cubs to break The Curse in 2016 and win the World Series that every terrible thing that's has happened since then, including the 2016 U.S. election can be directly credited to the Cubs' win.
The thylacine/Tasmanian tiger survived to the 21st Century. Proof? I've roadtripped from Hobart to Strahan.
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The thing about jonmartin is that Martin wants to be a romantic, he loves poetry and probably watches romance but for him it is a fantasy, a silly game he plays. Martin is at his core very cynical. Things don't work out for him so he doesn't really belive in romance, it is a pretty dream but that's it. He is pratical and realist. Dating Jon he has to remind himself it is real and he actually struggles with romantic gestures, it is something he has to remind himself to do, to remind himself he can do even and honestly who even has the energy and what if Jon doesn't even like it?
Jon on the other hand wants to be cynical. His first coping mechanism was pretend the things he was afraid of weren't real and goddam if he isn't afraid of love. It didn't really work to him so far so it's easy to pretend he doesn't care. But he is a romantic at heart. He saw love and he read about it and he has enough evidence that it is undeniable. And to be honest Jon was always to much a bunch of mushy feelings hidden in a grumpy (and bitter and afraid) trench coat. Dating Martin he has to hold himself so he isn't too much. He plays the grumpy unromantic guy at first. But he just can't stop giving flowers and planing dates (this is the guy that saw a theme park on a fear domain and considered how he wanted to take Martin to a romantic ferris whell date [until he discovered Martin was afraid of them]) and making all the silly things one does when in love.
TR: Martin is deep down very cynical about love but wants to/pretends to be a romantic and Jon is deep down very romantic but wants to/pretends to be cynical about love.
#that's also to say Martin is definitivaly the one forgeting important dates#wich is more complicated cause jon consider random things important#like jon has no expectation that martin will actualy do something to celebrate 'the aniversary of the first time you got me flowers'#but he will circle the date and give martin a flower and martin will go 'is this jon being silly or did i forgot our birthday again'#until jon just stops circling it on calendars so martin won't be anxious#jon is romantic enough that he is fine being the only one that rememberz#remember guys jon asked if they would find each other in every universe#jon belived he and martin would always be together#martin belived it was a miracle they were together once a great miracle but a miracle#tma#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#jonmartin#jmart#teaholding
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Happy pride month you queers…
#tf2#team fortress 2#art#digital art#my art#ozias draws a thing#fanart#animatic#and YES this is referencing that destiel animatic#animation#ending my tumblr hiatus for a second just to post this…. see you all (officially) when my free summer starts🫡#team fortress 2 scout#team fortress scout#scout tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 ms pauling#ms pauling#ms pauling tf2#I made this kinda as a joke but I do belive in Tbutch Scout..#if that’s transfem or transmasc is up to you#tf2 headcanons#?#idk#scoutpauling#scoutpauling yuri#trans fortress 2#happy pride 🌈#tbh I’ve been kinda scared to post on tumblr again because of my hiatus… sorry guys I’ve been away for so long😕
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men: i never cheated on you please believe me!
ned stark: i cheated on you please believe that! i cheated on you so hard look here’s proof of my adultery doesn’t he look just like me? that’s definitely my love child tell everyone you know
#the sexiest thing a man can do is gaslight his wife into beliving his nephew is his son#i need him carnally#ned stark#catelyn tully#catelyn stark#nedcat#jon snow#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf#asoiaf crack
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— just this once
#I HAVENT DRAWN THIS MUCH THIS FAST IN A WHILE#doing this 'one time thing' because they cant let go#who would belive they stop at that tho /shrug#jujutsu kaisen#satosugu#gojo satoru#geto suguru#jjk#satoru x suguru
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say your prayers groose
#zelink#the legend of zelda#zelda#skyward sword#tloz#zelink artists#my art#would you belive me if i told u this was not the dumbest thing i’ve ever drawn#tloz sksw#sksw link#sksw zelda
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I think the dynamic of Steve being so fucking stupidly gone on Eddie Munson and Eddie not noticing because he's trying to not think abt Steve like that "because Steve is straight and his friend and he can't go there (he goes there, he crushes so hard but he will deny)" is so underappreciated
Like so many fics paint Steve as this himbo and he is! He is our lovable himbo! But just
Let him look at the rat feral man that Eddie Munson is and be like "i want this man's dick in me ASAP" and being so obvious abt it
Confident in his sexuality and determined to get what he wants Steve Harrington just flirting with Eddie and, sure, being a cringe fail loser abt it, but like HE'S SO OBVIOUS
Everybody knows he wants that dick EXCEPT Eddie
Steve is in misery, in hell, by this point he thinks that either Eddie isn't into him or just is letting him down
And Eddie thinks he is the one in misery because Steve is just always there™ and trying to be his friend and is so hot™ and jOkIngLy flirting with him and he wants to kiss him so bad but "stevie is straight and totally not into him guys :(("
Robin is just laughing at them "this world is so lucky you two can't have biological children together, because let me tell you, these kids would be so dumb"
#i just like bi steve being in misery and dramatic abt it#and im a eddie is so fucking dumb when recognizing someone he likes is flirting with him truther#he just thinks they're friendly or smh and just never considers that they like him back#he's so stupidly oblivious but so hot - steve harrington at some point probably#steve harrington looking at eddie munson doing something so dumb Robin is feeling secondhand embarrassment:#'i cant belive i have to fuck him'#robin with disgust: 'you really dont have to'#steve: no im gonna#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#stranger things
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Bounce Bounce am I right?
bonus with some nsfw text + og post under readmore
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#I was having so much trouble with the eng version of shang qinghua's hair I had to go with a different design lmao#shen qingqiu belives he is the most cisgender man to have ever existed but you never know when a genderbend wife plot could getcha#I tried doing alt text but I'm not very good at these types of things so I hope it's ok ( ̄▽ ̄;)#northernartsets
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Sometimes I forget that Will is the confirmed gay character, not Mike
Like WTF is this?????
#bitch is in love#I cant belive that there are people that say that he isn't in love w Will#like are u kidding me#are u blind?#are u seeing this shit???#byler#stranger things#stranger things fandom#mike wheeler#byler tumblr#finn wolfhard#will byers
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people who claim nbc hannibal was “queerbaiting” or “not explicitly queer” lack basic media literacy
#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannigram#it’d be one thing if it was all subtext#but it’s in the text#the actual goddamn text#like if you miss it and say it’s not clear enough to be called canon then that’s on you#i don’t belive in gatekeeping but
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I will constantly remind the people of Lord Lunar. You WILL know him.
#and i see people draw him all the time so its weird that people DOnt know and think thats Evil Lunar#nah bruh i think they'd get ina fight#i have a whole thing in myhead about it#Lunara wants to steal servant eclipse to torture and turn into a monster etc etc and lord luanrs like... no#'bruh thats my servant bro' 'he's lying to you' 'yeah its funny he thinks i belive it' '...he needs to die' 'nah'#ur missing out on the lunarverse this way
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Barty: Looks like Reg is gonna be mad…
Child Draco: Ah! 😟
Barty: Then you won’t be his favorite anymore…
Child Draco: Ah!! 😰
Barty: Then I’ll be his favorite.
Child Draco: *bursts into tears* 😭😭
Barty, no clue how to console the Small Thing tm, and only half regretting what he’s done: aw … babies never get my jokes…
#Barty having beef with a child#love Barty but I genuinely don’t think he’s good with kids that aren’t his own#and draco doesn’t like him anyway because he’s possessive of his uncle reg#he did that thing kids do where they’re like ‘I’m gonna marry uncle reg’ and Barty was like ‘he’s taken.’ and Draco never forgave him#but I do also belive that Barty is Luna’s favorite uncle#she’s strange and finds his ineptitude with children endearing#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#bartylus#starkiller#draco lucius malfoy#draco malfoy#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes
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What do we do now? Is this the end? Unfulfilling? Failed?!
Masterpost
Prev (3::7) // Final update
#art#my art#reconnecting#reconnecting update#gaster#wd gaster#player reconnecting#ralsei#Susie deltarune#deltarune comic#Ca-can you belive that the next updates the FINALE??#like- the FINALE? FINALE?#all good things must come to an end#but now all we can do is hope the end is good as well.#I hope all of you are stressed out 😘#also come join the discord! it’s on the pinned post!#we’ve been doing story time where I legit read yall fanfiction in bed lol#fanart#deltarune#and yknow we’re all not normal about things there so come join
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I will say this once because I'm tired of seeing stupid discourse: anti-transmasculinity is not about being treated bad because we clock as men, it's about being treated as stupid little girls because transphobes think we've been tricked into this.
It's kind of the opposite of transmisogyny- instead of fear and revulsion, it's constant condescension, the implications that we've been whisked away from femininity by scary bad guys, that we're going to cause 'irreparable damage' because we don't know what's best for ourselves, somehow. People fearmonger a lot about the "ugliness" of transfem people, but for transmasc people that 'ugliness' is used as a warning- you'll look like THIS! You'll go BALD! Your top surgery scars will leave you MUTILATED! A lot of aesthetic concerns. Worry about our 'beauty'. Because it comes from that same stupid reactionary 'we gotta SAVE the WOMEN' shit, but this time they have to save them from getting 'stolen away', as if we're being seduced or pressured into this. As if we can't make our own decisions.
For TERFS specifically, they're losing one of their own. We're 'gender traitors', willingly aligning ourselves with the half of the population they consider unilaterally dangerous and evil.
We aren't REALLY trans, we just want the benefits that men get. You don't actually want to transition, you're just trying to avoid misogyny.
You aren't actually a man, you're just a self-loathing lesbian.
Why can't you just be a butch girl? Why can't you just be a tomboy?
Why can't you just be something that I don't think is icky?
Anyway. Like all things, it boils down to misogyny. Women stupid and gentle, dont know what best for them, evil men trick into taking man juice, must save because lady stupid and dont know what best for them (having babies and being Feminine).
Theres like. Obviously more to this but I'm just a Transmasc Rando explaining this from my perspective, and I'm not the best with words. Anyone is free to hop in and add on to this
#long post#transphobia#spitblaze says things#anti-transmasculinity#several disclaimers#i do not think misandry is real.#i think stigmatization of masculinity is real with a lot of women and terfs specifically#i think a lot of people whether they know it or not consider men to be inherently 'bad'#i think men are very often treated as emotionless and 'tough' by default which causes a lot of issues#but thats not anywhere near the level of misogyny. its a separate issue and not related#im not trying to say that trans men somehow have it 'worse' than trans women?? what would thay even accomplish. this isnt a pissing contest#and even if it was I'd lose#and my wording isnt the best bc this is a Midnight Rant and not a scholarly article#if you want to pick a fight about semantics consider that theres a good chance that i genuinely didnt realize what i said#anyway uh. yeah. this discourse is dumb i cant belive its happening#and i especially cant belive how bad people are at articulating the actual point of the matter#(not that im one to talk lmao)#doin numbers
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They were right this would make a pretty sick cover.
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#my art#dndads spoilers#scary marlowe#tw eye horror#cw eye horror#cw eye imagery#you cant belive how fun making this was#it accidently became kinda trans flag colored but im not complaning#also went to a vintage market kinda thing today and bouht myself a vintage pocket watch (very cool makes me wanna make an 19th century suit)#and some vinyls (random ones cause i wanna make a bag out of them) and a lighter (kinda wanna engrave “this too shall pass” onto it ngl#could also engrave a web on it but i am supercticious enough not to bring cursed things/things made to look cursed into my house#(that's probablly quite silly though)#anyway i had a lot of fun and i hope you had too :)#oh and i have yet to finish the new episode (but i did get to listen to malevolent s4 finale and i hope to get some art done for it soon )
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I let the brain worms crawl around, so here's an art dump
#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#cole brookstone#ninjago geo#lostshipping#nya smith#lloyd montgomery garmadon#ninjago#my art#everytime new episodes come out I watched them and I'm just an emotional mess for the whole week#okay first I'm a strong beliver that Cole got hurt when he first arrived at the land of lost things#so at first he stays because he needs to rest/heal#and then he discovers about the hoarder so he decides to stay to protect the finders#and in the meantime you know geo andc ole discover that they kinda like each other#I don't think this vision of the events is any way shape and form controversial#you knon when you watch a character and you just start to cry?#this is me with half the cast#BUT ESPECIALLY COLE AND GEO#my fave actually got a boyfriend I'm emotional
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