#and draco doesn’t like him anyway because he’s possessive of his uncle reg
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Barty: Looks like Reg is gonna be mad…
Child Draco: Ah! 😟
Barty: Then you won’t be his favorite anymore…
Child Draco: Ah!! 😰
Barty: Then I’ll be his favorite.
Child Draco: *bursts into tears* 😭😭
Barty, no clue how to console the Small Thing tm, and only half regretting what he’s done: aw … babies never get my jokes…
#Barty having beef with a child#love Barty but I genuinely don’t think he’s good with kids that aren’t his own#and draco doesn’t like him anyway because he’s possessive of his uncle reg#he did that thing kids do where they’re like ‘I’m gonna marry uncle reg’ and Barty was like ‘he’s taken.’ and Draco never forgave him#but I do also belive that Barty is Luna’s favorite uncle#she’s strange and finds his ineptitude with children endearing#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#bartylus#starkiller#draco lucius malfoy#draco malfoy#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes
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