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Xie Lian, accidentally getting drunk: Fuck, I wanna die!
Mei Nianqing: Your Highness, watch your language!
Xie Lian: Hickity Heck! I crave death!
#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#xie lian#crown prince xie lian#flower crowned martial god#mei nianqing#guoshi#xie lian accidentally got drunk when the xie lian group decided to catch up#mei nianqing is taken aback by the crude words coming out of the former prince's mouth#so xie lian translates his crude words into dignified speech#out of respect ofc#feng xin and mu quing are there too#they're also drunk#and fighting#mei nianqing's taken aback by how their fight haven't come to an end after 800 years#he's having a headache#incorrect quotes
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staff polaroids
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#Aizawa does not want 2 be there LMAO#kan is part of their bestie group trust. he also went to UA with the ok#bnha#boku no hero acedamia#my hero academia#nibeul art#aizawa shouta#present mic#midnight bnha#vlad king#tbh idk what the context of these polaroids wld be just that it was midnight or mic's idea#they're probably getting drunk at one of their apartments. id become an alcoholic if I had to deal with 1-a
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a little night out at the bar
petition for the ship between vox, rosie, and alastor to be called rosemedia thank you
#radiostatic#staticradio#staticlovetune#could be radiosilence too tbh they're looking at each other but alastor is flushed bc hes drunk#my art :3#vox fanart#alastor fanart#rosemedia#ALSO rosemedia implies it's rosie and her two boys and i absolutely adore that#shes their mediator who also smacks sense into them when they're being petty#hazbin hotel
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drunk alhaitham who yaps about the improvements the sumeru education system should make & kaveh, also drunk, attentively listening- the literal most beautiful man in whole of sumeru, with sparkly red eyes, messy blond hair, and a soft blush across his cheeks, with his full attention on the autistic scribe. flustering alhaitham to the point he stops mid sentence, averting his eyes, "oh fuck."
#THE GAYS#guys literally alhaitham would be drunk#with no filter#and that would make room in his mind to focus on how fucking drop dead gorgeous kaveh is#i should write this#alhaitham x kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#genshin impact#drabble#fluff#they're adorable drunks#your honor#also no im not writing alhaitham here as if he got turned on but just flustered by the sheer beauty this man has#how fucking dropdead beautiful kaveh is#i am alhaitham alhaitham is me#kaveh is AAAAAAH#alhaitham 1 minute flat of silence later: you're so pretty#another; alhaitham remembering this is his boyfriend and putting a hand over his mouth in shock as he recalls#shaky pupils as he realizes he could just kiss him rn#like he could do that#no one would stop him#enter alhaitham panicking#kaveh smiles as he observes his bf just being quiet#alhaitham sees him smile AND LOSES IT COMPLETELY#A BLUSHING MESS INTERNALLY SCREAMING
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Kidnap The Series (2024) + text posts (10/?)
#ktstp#kidnap the series#ohm pawat#leng thanaphon#ohmleng#minq#ohm thiphakorn#papang phromphiriya#I've been watching episodes drunk for the last three weeks. and today?#today I'm coming out of anesthesia after the dentist#press f#that was a sweet episode#your honor they're married with house dog and child#also PAPANG!!!#it was for 0.000005 seconds but i appreciate that
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Close-ups:
👻🧼🍺 Part 2
#drunk ghost is also clingy but in a he will protect and attack sort of way#drunk ghost is prob a lil more rare to see than drunk soap tbh lol#soap finds drunk ghost adorable because he acts overly affectionate than normal like how he would when they're alone#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghost x soap#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish#mw2 soap#soap mw2#john mactavish#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost mw2#cod mwii#cod#modern warfare 2#fanart#video games#my art#digital art#digital illustration#illustration#drawing#sketch#artists on tumblr
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Same spouse!!!
my personal headcanon is that every player with this item is married to every other player with it
that's hilarious. accepted
#personally i just mentally lump in every npc the scoundrel WOULD marry that isnt properly marriageable#the blind pianist is part of the procession. in my heart.#ask#fallen london#tbh the scoundrel has a lot of attachment and... shall we say. commitment issues. dedication issues.#they're probably a very hard to get along with spouse and im not entirely confident half of the procession arent like#random interactions they had one night and then drunk way too much absinthe and suddenly woke up married to them.#as you do.#but also there maybe is a speck of the capacity for love SOMEWHERE in their little heart. MAYBE. if you squint#rrrrrrrreeeeaaaallllyyyy hard. and pull out a microscope. and tune it all the way up. and use a second additional microscope.#there just might be a speck in there. it's like the grinch but they just get worse instead#also i think caeru is part of the procession probably solely for tax reasons or something and they're Both petty and squabbling over it#scoundrelventures
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dan and phil drunk video WHEN
#they're gin gays#i want a video drunk on gin#like also pls do the video again right but with alcohol#i assume it was mocktails cos it was sponsored#dan and phil
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Yes Lan Zhan is a Stoic Boy™️ who gets real silly after one (1) drink and does shit like steal chickens and invent graffiti, but did we forget when he tied Wei Ying's hands together, pretended to run away from him, then looped Wei Ying's arms around his neck like "oh nooo you caught meeeee"?
That shit is peak drunk Lan Zhan. What a fucking child, i love him so much
#the fact he only did that when wwx threatened to lick him lol#“oh you want me to lick you?”#and then wwx spends the next 4 books not realizing they're in love#two whole idiots#how is this book so stupid and so traumatic at the same time????#mxtx#grandmaster of demonic arts#the grandmaster of diabolism#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#lan zhan#lan wanji#wei wuxian#wei ying#wangxian#drunk lan zhan#drunk lan wanji#continued misuse of the lan forehead ribbon#aka the correct use of the lan forehead ribbon#rip the lan juniors also#they will never recover#mdzs
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🍷 Kirbtober 2024 Day 22: Ship or Hangout 🍷
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Daroach and Dark Meta Knight overindulging on “fancy grape juice” together, their faces brightly flushed from the several bottles standing empty around them. The thief sits with a glass held loosely in one paw, laughing and resting the other paw on the unmasked knight’s head as he lays sprawled over Daroach’s torso, disgruntled but not particularly inclined to move, his wing lazily draped over them both. END ID.)
“Ha! Who's the *hic* lightweight now, sunshine?”
“Mmrrghshuddup. Smartass rat with your stupid pretty mouth stupid mmghngh..."
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Started on 10/02/24, finished on 10/03/24. | Kirbtober 2023 Comp
#veins art#veins fanart#veins ships#kirby series#kirby#daroach#dark meta knight#dark meta knight x daroach#darkroach#kirbtober#kirbtober 2024#day 22#ship or hangout#paintpanic#I. Have been thinking about this prompt. For *weeks*#the posing was a bit of a struggle - always is when it comes to putting Orb and Rat together - but we got there in the end#aaa I'm so happy with how it came out! just look at them! my awful crime boys! 💜#you know they must've raided the royal wine cellar for these#DMK generally prefers something stronger (and way less sweet) but these are dry enough that he doesn’t mind too much#Daroach’s infectious enthusiasm certainly helps#RIP these two and the abysmal hangovers they're gonna wake up with in the morning haha#also here me out - Daroach being a clingy drunk and a social drinker feels like it makes sense right? ... but what if also DMK? 👀#that's the galaxy brain pull if you ask me#alcohol tw#veinsfullofstars
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Drawing them with a baby yesterday made me think about if I thought Prestonbart would have kids and the answer is not necessarily but IF they were to have a kid, it would be in this sort of constellation. Carol decides to have a kid, asks Bart and/or Preston to be a known donor, they discuss this with each other and eventually decide yeah, a kid sounds rad, but they'd like to be properly involved, as dads not just fun uncles. So -- et voilà -- three parent family. Also, the free space in this image bothers me immensely.
#dc#dc comics#fanart#bobbinart#carol bucklen#preston lindsay#bart allen#prestonbart#this is today's prestonbart drawing this took me an embarrassing amount of time#carol&preston&bart#oc max bucklen#i suppose#i don't think i'm ever gonna draw them again but who knows#also it's clear enough i think but i do feel the need to re-iterate that carol's not a surrogate or whatever#she's max' mom. they're all equal parents#also bart and carol have drunk from the fountain of youth they always have baby faces#preston looks like his dad with his mom's hair
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i like to imagine lark & sparrow in private still speak to each other in that strange shakespearian cadence they did as children, and the second another person enters the room they start speaking casually again
when terry's class was doing macbeth, he tried mimicking that cadence with them as a joke and it took the twins a full minute to respond cause they didn't know whether to brush it off or play into it
#yes it is masking-thank you for asking!#it also comes out when they're drunk#dndads#dungeons and daddies#also name an oak boy without autism u can't#sparrow oak garcia#lark oak garcia
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kremy being so patient with twig even though she very nearly had them pulling one of those moves that get you doomed to eternal torment in greek mythology (i.e. secretly feeding people their own young)...... his is the voice of the most soul-tired man in the world when he says 'twig... I've done a lot of fucked up shit in my time, but I'm not gonna feed them people'. he's not angry he's not even disappointed he's just resigned. he's a person who has to draw the line somewhere and he's drawing it
#cheaters never prosper? au contraire says kremy lecroux#flagrantly cheating his way to the top. *tearful whisper* that's my guy that's my boy#he loves his meemaw....... ;_________; something something even bad men love their meemaws#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#kremy lecroux#twig toadspring#twig as the harbinger of perfect chaos with those incredibly swingy d20 rolls... babygirl.#not beating the warcrime allegations but hey she's trying very hard. and also she's seriously on drugs for most of it#also kremy fussing with gideon to keep her head supported when she's drunk earlier in the arc is sooooo fucking cute#coalecroux should Never be responsible for a child long-term but they're microdosing on it with twig
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Shitpost...20? Help me out y'all
#rushed to make more because the first two had me in tears#I'm imagining Rafe being drunk/high saying it#Barry's head would whip around at the word men#Also could've used literally any scene for the can I come over and stare at you like this? one cause they're always giving EYES#The little twinkle in Barry's eye from the moonlight 🥹 he's adorable#Kelce as moral support cause Topper could never#rafebarry#rafe x barry#obx#rarry obx#rafe cameron#barry (obx)#barry obx#outer banks#barry x rafe#kelce obx
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time // place // frame 421 // original // title
made a little collage for my frame from @gowhilewedance
#sitis is annoyed that bildad invited his twink bf over to have a party and now their rowdy friends are trying to get in too#the ox that was supposed to give them leftovers for the week is now several ribs down and bildad has drunk most of the wine#also where tf are her children and why are there lizards everywhere??#anyway did you know that its actually very cool and sexy to have incoherent lighting/shading? it's a rock fact! ( ꈍ ᵕ ꈍ )#their hands glow bc they're in love ok#everyframewhilewedance#every frame while we dance#good omens fanart#bildad the shuhite#ineffable husbands#good omens shax#good omens gabriel#aziraphale#crowley#eric the disposable demon#good omens jemimah#good omens sitis#good omens job
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#can i yap for a moment#im extremely sleepy but im feeling very upset and mad and confused#also lowkey questioning whether me feeling all that is justified or if i am overreacting#anyway#made out w a boy tonight#and he wanted to go to his place#and i was like no i wanna stay and dance with my girlies#and he gets upset??#asking why i'd kiss him if i don't wanna hook up and i said i just wanna have fun?#made me feel so stupid#that anger in me led to a little fight with another boy (who was unfortunately very cute) and i just wanted to punch him#i just hate when boys think they're so superior#so i argued with this stupid but hot man#until an ex? friend shows up and he was pretty drunk just yapping about things#anyway he basically told me he'd like to rekindle our friendship#but not in a heyy haven't talked in so long let's meet up again#it was in a heyy let's hang out again got a new big car and moved out of my parent's house 😋#which gave me the ick bc that's why we aren't friends anymore and i told him no multiple times#and got sad bc he was one of my closest friends#anyway and then we left the party#this guy pulls me aside the parking lot#and i was so embarrassed bc there were so many people and they were all looking and i could already see people gossiping about it#and i just wanted to die#and then he just CONFESSES??#gives me flowers and all which is saur saur cute#but i legit have zero feelings for him </3#and have commitment issues and have never been in a relationship and don't wanna be in one#actually grosses me out thinking about relationships </3#the confession was so random and i kinda lost another friendship? even tho i wouldn't rlly consider him a friend we just share sum classes#but yeah boys are so stupid and confusing and i dunno how and why i get myself into these situations :') m sorry just needed to rant </3
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