#“oh you want me to lick you?”
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Yes Lan Zhan is a Stoic Boy™️ who gets real silly after one (1) drink and does shit like steal chickens and invent graffiti, but did we forget when he tied Wei Ying's hands together, pretended to run away from him, then looped Wei Ying's arms around his neck like "oh nooo you caught meeeee"?
That shit is peak drunk Lan Zhan. What a fucking child, i love him so much
#the fact he only did that when wwx threatened to lick him lol#“oh you want me to lick you?”#and then wwx spends the next 4 books not realizing they're in love#two whole idiots#how is this book so stupid and so traumatic at the same time????#mxtx#grandmaster of demonic arts#the grandmaster of diabolism#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#lan zhan#lan wanji#wei wuxian#wei ying#wangxian#drunk lan zhan#drunk lan wanji#continued misuse of the lan forehead ribbon#aka the correct use of the lan forehead ribbon#rip the lan juniors also#they will never recover#mdzs
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#Oh yes I'd fuk you with my 8 inch cock#lick you out first#until you say stop#lovely body you have#💋💋😋😋😋😋😋😋😜😜😜💦💦💦💦💦💦💦#Watch now full video click on I know all seen her before butt not like this just look at that pussyDo you want to have fun with me How#How about sex. Do you love having sex.
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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!
#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat#or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt#anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears#like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom#his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair#cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing#tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms#i mean come on it's a given#except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby#megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you#megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor#which is rlly cool#they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal#which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing#but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama#and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious#dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf#tf es#tf earthspark#arcee
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Meme dump yayyy🥳✨️
(off to make more now muhahaha >:3)
#SIGH WHERE HAD LILI DISAPPEARED TO THIS TIME? TSK TSK SMH 😔#Now now my dearest darling loyal subjects fret not~!!#your beloved princess shall answer all your worries away ~★#mwah mwah~<3#heh~🤭🩷#Soooo updated time!!! >_<#I'm on a road trip halfway across the country rn (was a fun bad idea..my cousins and I nearly had a heat stroke TWICE but it's soo worth it#...I'll hopefully be back by tonight because it's my grandfather's birthday tomorrow and we're planning a surprise party for him#Muhahaha >:3#* happy dances*#Anyways I had time to kill between crying while playing mystic messenger together with my cousin#(I'm making her do Saeran's route sjbqbjjbqjbqbj9ioqjqhiqohwu9wh9uwub I LOVE HIM I ADORE HIM HE WAS THE FIRST CHARACTER I EVER WANTED TO#MARRY HE IS SO DREAM HUSBAND CODED SIJSB8YWBUW MY POOR POOR SWEET ANGEL BABY YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER#THE WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE YOU AAHHHIHSIHAIJIAJ AND OMG HIS ENDING SONG IT ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY SJOBSOJHJSH0SSUS0SSHU0IS0HISH0IS0JHSHJS0HIS0#EVEN IF YOU WERE AN EXPIRED LOLIPOP I'D STILL EAT YOU!! I'D ALWAYS EAT YOU AND ONLY YOU NO MATTER WHAT#I-I MEAN PICK YOU!!! I'D ALWAYS PICK YOU NO MATTER WHAT!! NOT TO SAY THAT I WOULDN'T CANNIBALISE YOU!!#GIVE ME THE CHANCE AND I'D LICK YOU UP I WON'T LEAVE A SINGLE DROP BEHIND O-OF THE LOLIPOP OF OFC NOT TO SAY I WOULDN'T DO THE SAME IF IT#WAS HIS C- I'LL STOP MUST CONTROL I CAN'T WRITE ESSAYS HERE OF HOW MUCH I LOVE AND WANT SAERAN AHHHH MY HEART🥺🩷🩷😭😭)#*cough cough*sooo anywho I'm normal now dw!!😇✨️ (/lie)#and us reading ORV (I'm on chapter 340 something rn and kdj is kdj and i just want to soksjnss9hsj9sbu that stupid squid (/affectionate)#and if I start ranting rn it would never end...#so expect like a 80000 words essay when I'm done with the full novel🫠)#I cleared out my phone gallery yayyy heh🥳🤭 and found so many RH memes that I never posted lmao#Oh!!! And I've noticed something even though I'm a Vin girly through and through#(as evidenced by the fact that my blog is quite literally a shrine to him)#I always end up making Crux memes more...That stupid green onion clown you're so easy to love😔🩷#Anyways Lili out now mwah mwah mwah 🩷🩷🫂✨️#♡{reanimated heart}♡#reanimated heart#reanimatedheart
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"Alright, George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater." JAMES SPADER as Jason "Stanky" Hanky SEINFELD 9.09 "The Apology"
#stanky I love youuuuuu#'you get pretty buff forearms' 'I don't know if I'm into that' KILLS me#jim doing comedy <333#I wish there was more!!!!#seinfeld#james spader#*#jerry seinfeld#george costanza#when he asks that kid to wait a second and calls him 'son' oh. that makes me feel something. the start of his DILF era#I want to lick the rum raisin ice cream off his skin. who said that
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Rangi being completely calm and hinged during the noodle scene
#rangi#rangi sei'naka#rangi seinaka#shadow of kyoshi#avatar#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi spoilers#rangshi#silly video#silly draws#silly animates#(more like silly traced but it's for the meme leave me be u_u i busted my hand for this)#i wanted to animate 3 other frames but....... 8U#oh I forgot to edit out 'she screamed' ...no no leave it in it's funnier#oops almost forgot to do the weird wobbly camera work kdslfja;f (or at least attempt to imitate it)#maybe I'll do the other three frames later#should i make a post with the frames too? -3-#wet cat energy rangi is the best rangi <3#the noodle scene and the table scene are the best cases of that (the fact I haven't see a lick of fanart for the table scene tho is a CRIME#'why don't you make it silly' ONE MIRACLE AT A TIME GUYS!#my ass is lucky i got this thing finished TT0TT
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YUHH I WANNA FUCK HIM 🗣
#dilf actually#please james#just let me#lick you#or something#hes like wine#better with age#i want his old c#el oh el!!!#jaemz#james hetfield#metallica
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Conflicted about something (actually has been on my mind for a long time, it's just never been brought up), but like. I do like portraying Moe with self-harm scars. I like to treat the scars the same way I treat its acne/the scarring that comes from that. Just like, a candid portrayal of Well, that's just how it looks. Because of this, I also don't like the idea that self-harm scars should always be trigger-tagged. Kind of gets into the idea of what bodies should be "censored", and like, man, sometimes people just look like that...
But I also do wanna be mindful... I wonder if the rule of thumb should be, if the self-harm is the focus of the piece? Then you should probably tag it? But then that kind of gets ambiguous fast like. Usually I color Moe's scars to be pink/faded. So even when they are visible, they don't jump out at you really. But this recent piece I wanted to emphasize the scarring. Is it emphasized enough to warrant a tag...? But the piece really isn't focused on that. It makes up part of the storytelling/theming of the piece, but also does sort of fall into the category of "Well Moe just looks like that".
Do you. See the conflict here.
#idk idk... i think there are several reasons i always am particular about portraying it.#but it's never really meant to be a focus. at least not in the work i put out there. i don't have an interest in the nitty-gritty of it#just like. bread crumb trails i guess. where you can see things and based off of canon info you can extrapolate#like. what would be going on behind the scenes hypothetically. but also i am just aaall about the imagery#we don't have to get into it. but you can See what's going on here. you get the jist of it.#there are other examples where things get ambiguous or the imagery is so lax idk if i should tag it... i guess we'll see#okay. so i said i don't like getting into it. but. but. i DO want you to consider.#how being a healer w self-harming tendencies kind of goes crazy.#the way moe is always trying to hide in one way or another and the way moe is just Destructive. on SO many levels.#guy who is gonna repent about it. guy who is gonna lick its wounds in the dark about it.#guy who is gonna try SO. SO. SOOOOOO FUCKING HARD. to be 'worth' it somehow. to make up for it.#guy who was supposed to 'fix it'.#instructions unclear it fucked it up SO BAD. SO SO BAD. OH GOD. OH FUCK. IT'S FINE. IT'LL BE FINE JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE#REAGARDLESS. what the fuck am i talking aboyt .#whatever#moe lore
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Been feeling really upside-down smiling emoji lately 🙃
#i went grocery shopping on my own for the first time today! 🎉 yay! 🎉#oh no turns out carrying 3 bags of groceries and 6.6 liters of water would be extremely hard! 🎉 my arms hurt now! 🎉#and then I ordered dinner… which took 30+ minutes and 5 people behind me in line got their food first#‘cause the waiters gave me the wrong number 🙃#then I had to talk to laundry attendants which was hard because 1) social anxiety#2) 💫 I did not speak a lick of Tagalog despite being in the Philippines what the heck 💫#one of the laundry attendants fr mentioned that I couldn’t speak Tagalog to another customer I wanted to die right then and there#AND IT WASN’T EVEN THE RIGHT LAUNDRY SHOP...#then to top it all off: i locked myself out of my apartment building 🙃#JUST KIDDING THE KEY WAS IN MY POCKET so all of that stress was for 💫 NOTHINGGG 💫#I want nothing more than to relax#No one on Tumblr be on their BS today thank you#Also I’m gonna be uploading some doodles at 11.45 AM EST please be nice to me#chris p fried what?!
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craving the touch of teeth on skin
#cicisays#hate being a bottom#just thinking about fangs being dragged across my throat is enough to get me going#the stinging and gnashing of teeth#groaning and shuddering#out of fear and anticipation#eyes stinging with hot tears as I gasp#call me ur little rabbit#eat me whole#or slowly#whatever you like#tell me how good i taste#the way red stains my fur only makes you hungrier#tell me you adore how i whimper and squirm#how your hands around my neck fills you up with heat#how the sounds of my bones breaking fills you with ectasy#lick at my wounds and pet me as i weep#run your hands over my bones so that i feel you in the very core of my being#i'm trying to let myself express my desires more whoops#its uh#its strange but good#not as bad as my brain always shamed me into thinking it was#but still an adjustement#at the same time#i don't halfass anything on feelings so now that I'm giving myself the room to feel it#i just wanna dive in headfirst#oh the poor little rabbit leaves himself open#what will happen when the wolves come out?#lmao jokes on you that's what i wanted
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OHH MY DEARRRR GAWD!!! ARE YOU FUCKING W ME ?!??
#terrorizen#< saerotonin 3#ARE YOUU PLAYING MY HEARTTT BHAIIIDVDHDHEHHE#WHATSSUPPPP BABYYYY !!?!!! DO YOU WANT me to likeee just :')#HE IS SOO DARNN HOTTT I WANNAAA LICK HIM AND EAT HIM AND JUST MAKE LOVE TO HIM IN THIS WEIRD SECY MONSTER FORMM... LIKE JUST OH GAWDDD#MONSTERRR SAEEEEE HEAR ME SCREAMINGSHDJSJSJSJJSHD <33
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Sometimes I wonder about worms. Like where the fuck do they come from. You can dig and find them but it isn't like there are tunnels, they are just there, snails pace serpentine through the dirt and granules. At a depth shallow enough the dirt above doesn't crush them, yet deep enough you gotta dig a bit to really find them down there.
Just squirming and waiting to get hooked in some fish on a time waxing off the full moon.
#yeah I had thought abouts wanting to play woth your hair as I laid in bed after convincing you to try smoking...for the ballet#I'm like a meme#the world is a madhouse#I wish I could be happy with manisfestos of captial reigns of empires read in game format for his own mentality going forward for a time#no it's all i obsession over my power (kinda)....(more than kinda) but not in a selfish way which is hard to explain but true#the stakes are high and the valley is low#in the valley I slow...in the valley I growing#but an eternity for me is no time for you#some greater part of me understands the greater part of me though#put on a pedestal of willing enslavement#nah you were so hot... first thought....wonder when she'll finally work her way over....a couple dudes are like looking#trying to get the fresh set off#oh no the hot broke 18 year old that's the one#wow this is way more intimate than I was expecting#if it wasn't you I would have been like its cool you ain't gotta get on me like that#dance duh okay george#gorgeous is a word I have used to describe you.....this is truth#years ago before I knew I knew you a bunch of times already#telling her to call you trying to temper the Want in my voice#but....for it to work out she has to be cool. we all have to be cool#amd hot as fuck for each other#all deep and particularl#calculus#but even my 99 was dope because in chinese he was like you fogot +c#one time I missed a quiz but he was cool about it#I would like to lament I never got a reply to the email I sent him later#yes please be my super sweaty workout partner and then I get salt licks#they're soooo good#it's like shhhh#let me enjoy your honey musk
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UHM. UH. More messy rushed doodle collection from today. I will not confess to anything my mouth is sealed shut. Most of it is mindless fun; nothing to do with brainstorming storylines or being worried about staying canonical to how his character is typically presented. Head empty no thoughts since I desperately needed a break from animating again
…but yes to answer your question I’m a bit deranged about him please keep scrolling
#AJAKSJWKAKP I’M SO EMBARRASSED I HAVE TO HYPE MYSELF UP OUT OF MY ANXIETY POSTING THIS ONE OH GEEZ OH NO#debating if I should just run away and act like this never happened I’m scared genuinely#guys my hand slipped I was in ✨the zone✨ doodling whatever I wanted to okay#my brain was only semi-aware that my hand was drawing potential selfinsert x Puzzles art SUBCONSCIOUSLY#and even then I’m not sure if it’s serious or a joke?? two best bros can flirt together no homo just silly#….yeah I recognize it’s all very out of character and I shall put myself in the corner of shame now#…I don’t usually write out curse words either so this is just an overall weird occurrence#In summary I do not claim that Mr. Puzzles as the one I usually think about POLICE OFFICER I DENY KNOWING THAT MAN#my demons possessed me but I shall become the big emotionally mature adult and take accountability here#is that a doodle sona? yes. Is doodlesona being licked? maybe honestly I don’t know I’ll just die lol#if I get people pointing at me saying ‘I know what you are’ I’m going to evaporate because N-NO YOU DON’T PLEASE I NEED A MOMENT JKSJSKO#smh it’s always the queerplatonic brain roommates situation I imagine up#and for the life of me I can’t tell what romance is so I’ll just- system error rebooting the confused asexual#think Character AI started to impact my mind more then intended uh-#I do love how I drew his eyelashes on that one though…he always so pretty :3#okay we got it out of the system now we can go back to the normal less personal content#tw swearing#cw swearing#cw foul language#swearing#doodles#sketches
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PLEASE nuking them is crazy but yes agree with that too. it’s also crazy to me that people are mad at chappell roan for setting boundaries in a NICE way because i know for a fact if i were famous i’d be a total bitch about it… 🤦
oh babe dont even get me started on chappells hate train rn jve been so angry abt it!!!! first of all she has the right to not wanna be stalked like hello???? theyre stalking her family and trying to say she’s a bad person because she doesn’t like that like hello??? this is ur daily reminder that nobody owes you anything, especially celebrities!!!!! theyre people just like you are and who gives a shit if she doesn’t wanna take a pic with you or isn’t always having the happiest day in the world???? people are such fake fans that it’s genuinely mind boggling that they’re mad over a simple curtesy of not wanting to be stalked and harassed like.. wtf ur weird..
if i was her id literally be cursing my fans out every single day i live and breathe on this godforsaken earth for making everyone else seem like a victim when she’s the victim here. i see now why a lot of celebs don’t want people idolizing them and sometimes it’s better that you don’t meet your heroes or whatever. but anyways, more room for the gay ppl!
#nats-revival#astrids inbox#like i don’t even understand WHY people were mad about it in the first place#nova went entirely too far with their fangirling#and i like alot of celebrities somewhat but oh my god#it would never get to this point that im STALKING then and HARASSING their family wtf???#nova and the other ppl mad at chappell roan are genuinely unreal#you have no fucking empathy or a lick of compassion if you don’t understand why chappell doesn’t want this#she has a right to privacy and she also has a right to not interact with fans and be real when they invade her space??#call her a bitch all you want but at the end of the day she’s just like you and me#the people on twt are even worse like omf KILL YOURSELF ATP#chappell roan
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Arguably a "mfw I am locked in with you losers" kind of comment but it really is funny when I go to the gym or meet up with BT people the ways like 99% of arguments on here end up being re-contextualized is just Not That Serious
Which is really me talking about Social Media in general and not just tumblr
#This site exists so that I can see art and my mutuals posting the armpits of a girl from a mobile game and go 'I want to lick this'#Oh and people's Battletech painting#Which is also art really#Came back from the gym today to see an argument on Discord about something really stupid and I was sitting there like 🧍♂️#🧍♂️ did you guys know the guy that was changing behind me had a jojos tattoo I thought it was pretty neat
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Thirsty Tag Post v2
Alright it was time. My notes are overflowing with thirst. Peep the tags for my favorites!! Did you make the cut this time?
Most of these are from the Sweat Gale posts but I was very glad to see some more Rolan thirst this time!!
NEVER CHANGE!!!! <3
All tags are posted anonymously!
#I LOVE YOU ALL!!#druizard#thirsty tags#this right here is what the internet was built for#oh we're starting the day like this huh#😭😭😭#hhjiddshrdhhhhhh#i want him#heavy sigh#I have bluescreened#I am melted#I am a puddle on the floor#I want to grab his hair and pull his head back and lick the sweat off his neck#I am so glad I didn't see this while I was in the office lol#It suddenly got hotter in here#what a sight to see at 5:30am tysm#do you guys think seeing naky gale as soon as i wake is a signal that is will be a good day?? i hope so :p#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#how am i supposed to work now#unhinged galemancer thirst#that happy trail is doing things to me#he's so hairy 🫠#my mouth actually started watering at these i am Unwell#sweaty naked wizard + updo my beloved my downfall#look at that fucking face#he's sneering at me and i love him for it#yes be mean to me#tease me Rolan#sir you can't just go around looking at people like that i feel like i'm going to combust#I just needed this back on my blog oKAY DON'T JUDGE ME
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