#and fighting

[yam1ka1]

[lillyspam]

Heheh

[authorofemotion]

i think that if you call any human being a demon ever you really need to reevaluate your mindset

[graham-crak]

mc's who kinda knows whats going on but doesn't care bc they're gonna beat the shit out of the people who tried to kill people they kinda bonded with>>>>

[ritorubatto]

I have so many words I want to say about the trailer, but I'm currently too stunned to say anything.

Just: MY HEART CAN'T TAKE MORE

[claracivry]

Hello Clara! I've got a little question for you, since I'm very curious about it: what do you think of Eddie and Steve as a couple? Do you like them together? just wondering, I swear I come in peace, too many people fighting over silly stuff like this lately, I feel the need to clarify ahahahah

ps: I love your whump fics by the way, I had to tell you!!

Hi, anon!!

I'm glad you like my whump fics!! It's my favourite genre and brings me so much joy, I'm glad there's other people enjoying it :)

Now, my thoughts on Steddie 😬 I come in peace too! Please don't shoot! I hope I don't get cancelled and lose all of my readers but. When I first saw the show, I didn't see it. As a metalhead who doesn't date, I saw Eddie and was like "hell yeah why be into boys or girls when you can be into heavy metal 🤘🤘🤘🤘"

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with the ship, but there's something about the shipping community that bothers me, is almost aggressive? Like going "if you don't like this ship you're either blind or homophobic!!!" is something that I profoundly dislike, like it's okay to have your ships but don't step on other people?? I think the fact that you have to say "I come in peace" in this message perfectly illustrates that. There's a lot of discourse and I hate discourse so so much. So yeah, that bothers me.

If you read me, you probably see that I love gen more than any ship. I wrote that much about umbrella academy because it was a bunch of siblings and ships were never central to the story or the fics. I sometimes love a very popular ship (Geralt and Jaskier in the Witcher) and other times I don't see it/ship it (Johnlock from way back in superwholock times). Is very rare for me to get reeeeally into a ship, so when the whole majority of fics is eaten by ships, it kinda bothers me, too.

And this was a thing before Eddie in this fandom, too! I would go to try and find some Jonathan whump and it would be all Harringrove where Jonathan was mentioned in one line. If all the whump fics are about feelings and romance Imma be pissed, I can tell you that. And this happens a lot with Steddie, I will see a promising fic about Eddie being sick and it'll be all couples fluff and romantic feelings. Does everything have to be romantic?

Also, I am a little petty bitch. Seeing gen fics getting two kudos and something very similar get two hundred because it has Steddie bothers me. I don't think it's fair. And again, the discourse, like you said, the fighting, is annoying. We write content because we want to have fun, right? It's not supposed to be a lesson in morality, Jesus. (That's why I love rarepairs, there's usually zero discourse)

Without all the drama, I think Steve and Eddie could be cute. I like the notion of Steve never having thought of boys in that way but being unable to tear his eyes off Eddie. I like the poor guy x rich guy thing, and how they could idk explore what each other's lives have been like. And let's face it, they're hot. They're friendly. Could be nice but sadly, the whole... vibe around it just bothers me.

And also, the fact that there's so little whump without Steddie. Like I said, petty little bitch.

So yeah, them as couple? I don't ship it, but the couple is cute. But the actual shipping community has ruined it a bit for me. If there's anyone out there who feels this way too, I would love to chat!

Thanks for asking, hope you don't mind my long and non-shippy answer! And I sure hope people continue to read me despite this :/

Clara out ;)

[yavannah]

Just my Castaway-Survival gaming. :)

[thenightmareofyourdrems]

||I am rewatching teen wolf and s5 is literally everyone being angry without a reason

[wariyers]

             @damnbrain​  gets  octavia 

                                                ❝                     don't      over      think      this      [   .   .   .   ]         look      in      my      eyes.            ❞            hand      extends      towards      the      other,      fingers      out      stretching      to      grasp      onto      cappuccino      soft      fingers,            ❝            don't      be      scared,         don't      be      shy         [         .   .   .         ]            ❞

[straight-to-the-pain]

Weak struggles

I love that moment when the antagonist is choking the whumpee, and they're desperately struggling, clawing at their attacker's hands, maybe reaching for a knife.

But the hands around their throat just keep tightening and tightening, and they barely manage to draw in a few more choked breaths before their grip goes slack, and they succumb to the lack of oxygen.

Bonus points if they're holding something and as their vision fades, the object slowly slips out of their hands.

[beardlessbaritone]

i want to be a polyglot but don't have time

[godnovan]

not me watching castiel edits and crying

[miss-bookworm]

ngl I love it when this happens

[iwannawritepls]

Le Morte d’Arthur Thoughts P4

I’m halfway through book 2 before I finished book one of Les

Book 2

Chapter 1

Whence last we left off

‘without villainy or treachery’ is kinda hard but ‘or treason’ is kinda easy. It’s been at least 3 weeks since I last committed treason

Man, if only there was a knight who was virtuous and kind and hadn’t commit treason. Ulfus can’t draw it! he helped in killing whatsis face Igrains old husband

Chapter 2

Meseemith

‘give me the sword’

‘no you gotta fight me for it’

‘a plague on both your houses’

That joke is not thematically appropriate for this time but I'm here now so :/

He travelled not only by his own super coolness but also magic OwO

Chapter 3

Wtf Vivian

Yeah I forgot the name of my sword aha

Its Excalibur you dumbass

Oh yeah, well whatever you want I’ll give it to you…if I can

I want the head of the lady with the sword and the dude who took the sword – they killed my brother and father

Balin: :o

This was like a four-way treachery

Chapter 4

Can we please kill the swamp monster?

Lanceor is not to be confused with Lancelot

She is the falsest damsel that liveth ooooof

I'm confused. (I should start a counter for this really – confusion counter: 7)

Political intrigue novel about Balin and that whole shenanigan

Chapter 5

Merlin says all this stuff after it happened, bitch what good will that do?

Pokémon battle commence!

He was dead…like a corpse. That metaphor usage 22/10 y’know. Just wow

Chapter 6

What in the hell just happened in here on this day?

Oml they’re going to castle terrible!

You know I think only terrible things have happened there so really if either one or both die its their own fault

Chapter 7

Its been like 3 days since I last read this, I'm sorry but confused counter 8

Wait are we talking like real dwarf!?!!?? I'm confused. 9

This guy doesn’t even know these bodies and he’s super distressed and he’s pulling his hair out like boo surely, you’ve seen a dead body before unless dwarf means kid? But then who’s letting a kid ride about on his own?

I'm thinking too much about this I know but also that’s kinda my job as a literature student [insert sparkles]

He’s got a curse squared rn  

Balin curse count = 2

People to avoid list:

Hairless dwarves (possibly hairless children it is not clear),

the falsest damsel that liveth,

uncle joe from Charlie and the chocolate factory

this dwarf was really upset about this but now he’s kinda chill

the adventures of Sir Balan, Sir Balin and the Dwarf (that is possibly a child)

I blacked out now I have to read that again

King Mark has nothing better to do with his time, but I respect the man for making a tomb for these two people he didn’t even know

Its weird to know that’s what people did – no police just bury the body hope it doesn’t rise from the dead

Oh his wife has a name ‘Colombe’

Better love story than Romeo and Juliette (pls don’t come for my head)

Chapter 8

Oh thank god names I recognise – also one of them is Tristan and I was just talking about this dude with my friend (Hi Tyler)

Fighting on top of a grave is kinda disrespectful – also isn’t it a tomb? They’re going to be fighting on top of a tomb???

Merlin is a swamp man and he just defiled a grave! Why would you do that! This man has no respect – he can just die

Nah g he’s Lancelot of de lake bruv

‘What’s your name?’

‘Can’t tell you that. However, in a few years my friend – he’ll tell you and you’re going to get some very bad news’

Balin curse count = 3

Wait did he not only get cursed but get 3 whole kingdoms and another dude cursed? I feel bad for him at this point all he did was pull a sword from a shieth and what happened to the falsest damsel that liveth? She just doesn’t get any consequences???

Merlin left and then merlin left.

King Mark – the king who asks who you are and accepts non answers as the answer

Merlin is in disguise. He’s wearing these glasses.

They catch him out so fast.

‘what’s your name’

‘can’t tell you that - - but I know where you’re going.’

‘oh hi merlin’

This is so cursed.

Chapter 9

3 sentences dedicated to their horses. This is on par with the green knight’s whole “and he was green, his hair was green, his skin was green, his beard was green, his boots were green, his top was green, his trousers were green” so on and so forth  (except his eyes – they were red)

What, are they going to kidnap a king? :[

3 sentences dedicated to their horses – 4 words dedicated to how they beat the king. Tommy boy I'm disappointed.

Why cant merlin just stop being a bitch? Like he half tells people and then stops. Either tell someone in full or just don’t tell them!

You’re telling me that Emperor Nero is the brother of this rando king that came along, that Balin and Balan beat up????????

Chapter 10

Castle terrible!!!!

What is this prophesy? Merlin just appears and says

We’re working out how many pop tarts a horse weighs (the process = ‘horses are fat!’ = 20.31 x 500 = 347 pop tarts)

Nero and all his people were killed – that’s another war crime oof

Wait so Arthur and Lot are working together now? royal families and international politics confuse me

Friends who smite together are friends who stay together

Arthurs sister married Lot and Arthur had sex with his sister who was married to Lot and Lot married Arthur sister – the one that had sex with him.

That’s basically what that paragraph was

Wait…Lot died???? Oof

Gawain killed Pellinore and was made a knight like that???? Oof

[blorbosdotcom]

:(

[greyias]

So I kind of broke things epically on the Public Test Server tonight...