#they’re secret

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What is Math?

A fucked up comedy routine that includes fire and chainsaws and the Greek alphabet.

It’s a hit with the autistic community.

[life-in-toontown]

AMEN 🙌

[lucifers-mourning]

And then they fell in love and lived happily ever after and nothing bad happened to them ever

[theghoulboysblog]

GHOST FILES HAUNTED LOCATION SLEEPOVER?!?!? MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED 🙏

[nerdyenby]

Sorry, your boyfriend got reincarnated. Yeah, he doesn’t remember that time you murdered him with your bare hands. He doesn’t know how much you love him. He doesn’t know that you’ve killed for him. He doesn’t know that you’ve killed him. He doesn’t know it’ll happen again. As he takes your hand and your heart, and you laugh from atop an animal the two of you ride together, he doesn’t know you’ve been here before. He doesn’t know it’ll happen again.

[superbat-love]

Clark understands Bruce’s language

[meatballowl]

“The fandoms gonna go crazy Etho, we can’t do this..”

[prettypleaseignorethis]

Every service worker in Gotham knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman because those are their only two customers who pay for a $2 coffee with $100 bills and say keep the change

[valentimmy]

vii

[stabbythespaceroomba]

Thinking about Fanon giving 3rd life Grian a poncho,,,, how it would show up as his winners outfit as every other winner has their outfit,,,, thinking about how Scar despite winning a completely different season would Match,,, they’re matching as winners ;-; even when in all the other games, when they leave and they’re in the winner lounge they are Matching

[milkcioccolato]

LISTEN! Listen!

Daddy-Wan deserves some loving

And Maul will find a few moments to give it to him even during a war!😌

[kingkatsuki]

Imagine Dynamight going to a school to be interviewed by the little children there, sitting down in one of the chairs in their classroom that is far too small for his hulking form but he sits down in it without complaint as the kids sit down in front of him with crossed legs.

And he loves it, because they have no filter— just like him, and they end up asking him the most blunt questions without hesitation. And some of the questions he’d never usually answer if they were coming from broadcasters or reporters, but he can’t lie to these kids so he keeps responding openly and honestly.

Even when one of the little girls asks “Mister Dynamight, do you have a girlfriend?”

It’s a rumour that’s been circulating for months as the media try to work out who the mysterious woman is in his life (if there even is one!) and it’s confirmed immediately when Bakugou answers with a, “Yeah, I do.”

And as his PR manager is having a meltdown in the corner, Bakugou’s grin is wide when the little boys in the room sound out a simultaneous chorus of “ewwwwwww”

[starry-bi-sky]

“Your brother is adorable.” The cashier cooed at Danny, peering over the counter with a smile. “What’s his name?”

Danny looked down to the surly, scowling little de-aged Batman currently holding onto his hand, glaring up at the cashier with bright blue eyes.

Things had already been bad enough when he’d gotten caught in a fight in Gotham, but things went from bad to worse when a magician had hit Batman with a de-aging spell and then shoved them through a portal.

Into a different fucking dimension.

Because of course neither of their lives could be easy. And now the two of them were stuck in Iowa in the middle of nowhere, at a truck stop gas station, trying to go on a cross-country roadtrip to reach the nearest hero city and get home.

He looked up and smiled awkwardly, trying to come up with a name off the top of his head — one of the heroes called Batman ‘B’ when he got hit right? B for Batman, right. B… B… Bee… Bees.

“Buzz.” He said, and tried not to grimace as the cashier’s face warped with surprise. “Like the astronaut.”

This was gonna be a long trip.

[lucifers-mourning]

That one Leyendecker painting but it’s jarthur

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, to his followers: I cannot believe that it is the year of our lord, 2024, and we have yet to invent the technology to transfer my husband’s migraines to a US Senator. Specifically, Erica Sinclair, who said I looked like a poorly drawn muppet in our groupchat today.

[corviddrawsstuff]

And I try my best, to prove that nothing’s out to get you.