#they’re both so funny for that

[notsocooljess]

a scene from the hunger games that gives me a good chuckle is at the end of the tribute parade when katniss goes to loosen her grasp on peeta’s hand and he tightens his and says “no. don’t let go of me. please. i might fall out of this thing.”

like that’s the most 16-year-old boy way to continue to hold your crush’s hand without telling her you have a crush on her. i absolutely love it.

[pixlokita]

Spent way too long on this :v but yeah anyway =w= time for coffee now.

Also a ref to the unused dialogue or whatever this is lol (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)

[pandebunuelo]

but if he knows that you know that you know that he knows that he knows that you know that you

[chyarui]

A few of you guys were curious, so as promised, here’s a few of my takes on Kiffar marriage customs! Specifically the role of the qukuuf, hope you guys enjoy! (Once again, this was all inspired by fic Resilience on ao3, though the account is unfortunately orphaned)

Hope my handwriting doesn’t suck too much, and super open to hearing any ideas or questions you might have if I didn’t explain anything fully!

Also here’s a b/w version cause I’m a sucker for greyscale (and to make the qukuuf markings stand out more)

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

baby seasons change etc etc whatever

[lavenderjewels]

Backstory isn’t out of the picture, but for now, I love that there’s absolutely no reason Sukuna is that friendly with Uraume. As far as we know, they’re just a random sorcerer with ice powers who can cook human meat that Sukuna respects enough to hang out and laugh with. And it’s nice that their relationship doesn’t feel that imbalanced or toxic, despite the huge difference in power and it being sukuna. Good for them

[iveoy]

adrienette doodles while watching season 5 :)

[ultravioletbrit]

“hold” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 488 words

this, but make it jegulus (i tried to get it as close to the original as possible)

Remus is sitting in an armchair doubled over with laughter. Sirius has fallen out of his chair and is cackling on the floor with tears in his eyes from laughing so hard. Regulus is sitting on the couch trying his best to stay composed. And James in standing in the middle of the room with more passion and fire in his eyes than Regulus has ever seen.

“Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!” James is shouting.

“James—” Regulus tries to calmly interrupt.

“HOLD ON!” James looks pointedly at Regulus and his eyes look like they’re going to literally pop out of his head. “Her sister was a witch, right?” Regulus is trying so hard to hold back his laughter. “And what was her sister? A princess! The Wicked Witch of the East, Reg.” James is yelling, not unkindly just very passionately, looking directly at Regulus and nodding his head aggressively to emphasize every point.

James starts pacing in genuine distress. Sirius is rolling on the floor holding his stomach and laughing so hard his entire body is shaking. Remus has his hands over his mouth, which is doing absolutely nothing to contain his laughter.

Regulus stands up to meet James in the middle of the room. “I’m gonna stab him.” He mumbles under his breath, which makes Sirius laugh even harder—if that’s even possible.

James whips around to face Regulus. “You’re gonna looks at me and you’re gonna tell me that I’m wrong? Am I wrong?” James asks emphatically.

And the thing is—James is, in fact, very wrong. “It’s my favorite—” Regulus tries to interject but can’t even get a word in.

“She wore a crown, and she came down in a bubble, Reg!” And that proves absolutely nothing.

Regulus knows he’ll never get James to listen to him. “I’m not fighting with you.” He shakes his head, chuckling fondly.

James makes his way out of the living room. “Grow up!” He says over his shoulder.

“I’m not fighting with you.” Regulus says again.

“Grow up.” James seems to be losing steam as he leaves the room.

“Get educated!” Regulus yells then flops down on the couch and finally lets his laughter out.

Eventually Regulus, Sirius and Remus’ laugher fades into soft chuckles as they calm down and take several deep breaths to compose themselves.  

It’s a few minutes later when James appears in the doorway with a sheepish look on his face—that Regulus thinks is adorable. He slowly makes his way over to the couch and sits down beside Regulus. He’s quiet for a few moments then turns slightly to look at Regulus.   

“I’m not really mad.” James says in a small voice. “And you know I love you, right?”

Regulus chuckles fondly and takes James’ face in his hands. “Yes, I know you love me, Jamie.” He leans in to kiss James softly then pulls back the tiniest bit. “But you’re still wrong.” Regulus whispers against James lips.    

[theofficialuriel]

I keep seeing fics where Bruce is horrified to learn about the Fake Uncle and is mad/disappointed at Tim for pulling it, but guys… the freak canonically said he was proud of Tim for pulling off such a farce. He went as far as to promise to give Tim every cool gadget he could find for his Nest.

[peekychu]

Sona doodleys

[nobodysdaydreams]

I hope they keep some of the dialogue from “The Wizard of Oz” in Wicked Part Two because the new context and double meanings would be so funny and yet so sad at the same time.

Galinda: “Rubbish. You have no power here. Begone, before somebody drops a house on you too.”

Galinda: *weakly waves her sparkly training wand at Elphaba*

Elphaba: *looks visibly hurt by the comment*

Galinda: *silently apologizes and pleads with her eyes and she continues to wave her powerless wand at Elphaba*

Elphaba: *continues to look grieved and angry and hurt*

Galinda: *desperately tries to cover her sadness over Nessa’s death with confidence as she continues shaking her glitter wand in Elphaba’s direction while silently warning her with her eyes that her comment was a warning, not an insult*

Dorothy: *goes from looking terrified to looking progressively confused as she watches their silent emotional exchange while Galinda waves a useless bubble wand at her super powerful best friend like a child*

Galinda: *frantically shakes her useless sparkle wand one more time while the munchkins watch in nervous anticipation*

Elphaba: *sighs and pretends to be helpless against Galinda’s power*

Elphaba: “Very well. I’ll bide my time.”

[strobbylemonade]

a comic about finding out how old your coworker is

transcript:

⛈️: What's got you so down in the dumps? ⛪: ...It's my birthday.

⛈️: ... Uh... ha... happy birth- ⛪: Don't push yourself.

⛪: I just never expected to make it to 30, you know?

⛈️: ... Mate, you're THIRTY?! ⛪: What? How old are you? ⛈️: 22? 23? I dunno, what do you mean you're 30?!

⛪: I've been fighting with a child! ⛈️: I've been fighting with an OLD LADY! ⛪: I'M NOT THAT OLD!

[johnconstantinesdick]

Jeanneil fake besties of all time. Kings of committing to the bit. Neil could say whatever and Jean would (rightfully) assume it’s part of a scheme to keep them alive and would corroborate immediately.

[bluuscreen]

outfit swaps ! that you can probably tell were drawn like a week apart. my art is nothing if not inconsistent lol

[crmnlgy]

behind the scenes, s1 vs. s2 💘

[s0ap-bubbles]

Sonya blade is the typa women to say “he thinks he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread” and Johnny’s the typa guy to say “hold your horses pal”