#they’re both freaks

[ipad-baby-armand]

No no I believe Armand‘s idea of roleplay would be making Daniel pretend to be dead and performing an autopsy on him

[theofficialuriel]

I keep seeing fics where Bruce is horrified to learn about the Fake Uncle and is mad/disappointed at Tim for pulling it, but guys… the freak canonically said he was proud of Tim for pulling off such a farce. He went as far as to promise to give Tim every cool gadget he could find for his Nest.

[stardustalien]

reasons why “Ask Misty, she watched” will always be famous (to me)

1) it’s hilarious. Misty throwing Natalie under the bus only for Natalie to drag her with her. Misty’s defence not really making things sound any better. The other yellowjackets reactions (particularly the way Van’s face just falls) to the news that Nat fucked Kevyn and Misty watched apparently. it’s all fucking hilarious to me

2) Nat references the whole fact that Misty gave her a secret camera without her knowing and then watched her have sex with a shocking amount of fondness? she’s a freak and into freaks, it’s why they’re perfect

3) without the context of the secret camera, it just sounds like mistynat decided that a cuckolding experience would really just add some spice to their dynamic

[syzygyo]

I think about pre tadpole durgetash a lot 🩸

[pussyevisceration]

mark scout dark romance main character cause wydm he was getting stalked by the rich future ceo of the company he works for everyday and then she just randomly showed up to where he was having dinner to stage a date and he just. didn’t question it.

[pigeonpigeoned]

I wasn’t done with them….

[goboombutspicy]

Starscream and soundwave aggressively making out and fragging in the background of a war. Nasty style with claws and teeth ripping each other apart (attempting to)

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[caitwritesao3]

Excuse me?! Why are you not playing the jar game too? Please do your babies JayTim 🥺

I’ll take no criticism… and I’m not sorry 🖤

[littlecrow04]

So a detail I’m thinking of keeping on my Bill design is the eye on his neck nowwwww I’m thinking it still works as his triangle form eye and can turn into a mouth as well

Soooo imagine if you will Ford tongue-ing Bill’s neck mouth??? Anyone like that??

I’m working on something kinda like it but different (can’t get it quite right)

I’d pay for someone to draw it for me if I wasn’t a broke bitch 😭

[se3s1de]

need I say more? (i’ve said too much)

[ipad-baby-armand]

It’s freak4freak, babey!

[atsadi-shenanigans]

Right. Gonna finish the new smutfic (it’s period sex). PREVIEW:

[thesinlesssinner]

He gutted him, let his encephalitis get worse for funsies, killed their adopted daughter, shoved her ear down his throat, sent a serial killer after Will (and eventually his family) over and over, framed him for murder etc??? Like hello??? What show was this person watching? Also Bryan Fuller said he based Hannigram and Abigail on the book versions of Loustat and Claudia. I cannot even fathom being this pants on head stupid.

Hey so, this is insane

[hootyhoowoo]

Headcanon that Shen Yuan gets nosebloods easily

@airplanecrashingdown our convos are between us and god but this was too good not to draw wtf

[papagrazza]

Don’t take your eyes off us

[meteortrails]

the mattfoggy dynamic is so fun. like foggy takes care of matt, and is so diehard protective of him it’s honestly a little painful to watch, not bc he thinks matt needs him to but bc he thinks matt deserves to be taken care of and protected. honestly I think the reason he feels so protective of matt has a million times more to do with matt’s glaringly obvious misery than it ever had to do with the blindness, which is part of why you see it continue in absolute full force after the reveal. but at the same time matt absolutely thinks that it has something to do with foggy thinking he needs to be taken care of, and so kinda hates himself and foggy for the fact that he not only loves it but actively allows it to happen. like the way foggy takes care of matt soothes his abandonment issues so thoroughly that the catholic guilt kicks in, and so matt keeps secrets and lies to him both so foggy will keep doing it and to try and create distance so matt doesn’t have to feel guilty about how well foggy takes care of him.

on the flipside matt is ALSO viciously protective of foggy but more in like the way of an abused dog and their new owner who’s rehabilitating them??? and like he just Knows foggy, toe to tip, and accepts him and loves him and believes in him in a way that foggy clearly relies on. for foggy, matt is in many ways this imperfectly perfect ideal; so righteous it inspires foggy, bc if someone like this can believe in foggy he must be capable of living up to it, but also human enough for it to be ok if he fucks up or falls short. human enough to love. and this all is what makes the lies so uniquely devastating, and why they keep coming back to each other anyways. foggy has bared his soul to matt, and it turns out matt won’t do the same for him. foggy takes care of matt, and matt has not only taken advantage of this but also prevented foggy from doing so when he needed it. and in a moment where matt needs him, foggy leaves. but there’s no world where they don’t forgive each other, bc nobody else will be able to give them what they get from each other, and they wouldn’t want to give the things they give to each other to anyone else!! they’re stuck together for LIFE baby.