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fallingtheseus · 2 years ago

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remus, breaking the door of the shrieking shack down: smells like up dog in here

sirius, on the floor with harry half strangling him: whats up do-

harry, who has been played like a fiddle multiple times: NO.

#incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #harry potter rewrite #rewrite #remus would make so many dad jokes #unwillingly #james potter came to him in a vision and threatened him to do it #they would suck ass #it would be amazing #u cant say im wrong cuz im not #i wrote the damn thing #hashtag i am the next jk rowling #fr #except im trans #so im better

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cubedmango · 3 months ago

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desi miku !! 💃

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #my art #for the miku trend happening on twt rn hehe #this is specifically kathak dancer miku bc i saw my old pics and it gave me an Idea #i sucked ass at kathak but miku would slay i think

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sunnibits · 9 months ago

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just out of curiosity bc some people I know with glasses can just go a few hours or a day without them and be chill but I need them on all the time or I’ll go crazy

#I know this is just purely dependant on how disabled you are but like. making polls is fun #personally I don’t consider myself super badly nearsighted but like. if anything is literally more than a foot away from me it blurs #so going around without them would suck ass and probably give me a headache #sunny polls

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a-most-beloved-fool · 2 months ago

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makes me a little sad when star trek ignores IDIC. like. vulcans are logical. that is true. But 'logical', for vulcans, does not amount to 'without compassion,' and it definitely doesn't amount to 'racial superiority.' Belief in 'infinite diversity in infinite combinations' should NOT result in the weird racist/speciest stuff we're getting in some of the newer treks. It does make sense that some vulcans are discriminatory. They're still flawed. But that should not be common or expected, like it seems to be in SNW. If it is, then it's a race of hypocrites, which. doesn't seem very true to Star Trek's message.

I think TOS Spock does a pretty good job of embodying this. Not always, it was the 60s, after all, but mostly. He was often trying to find non-violent routes, and get by without killing - even if they were in danger or had already been attacked. (See: the mugato, and the horta (until Kirk was the one in danger, lmao. t'hy'la > IDIC), the Gorn ship). Kirk, in his eulogy, calls him the most human soul he's ever known, and I've always read that as Kirk calling out Spock's overwhelming compassion.

It's just so much more interesting when Vulcans get to be radically compassionate. I want them to believe that everything and everyone has value. I want them to respect all ways of being. I want them to find ways for even very non-humanoid aliens to exist unfettered in society. I want them to see hybrids and think that it's amazing. Also, like, disability rep. I want Vulcans to have The Most Accessible Planet and available resources because they want everyone to feel accepted and valued. It makes for better characters and more interesting stories.

#tbh feels like some weird racist/misogynistic enlightenment-era philosophy coming through when they do that. y'know?#like 'oooh if you're fully logical you're BETTER than those who have EMOTIONS like WOMEN do'.#and the paramount execs are eating it up like 'yesss logic means being an ASS to people LESS LOGICAL than you!'.#like really guys. c'mon #like it makes sense in TAS that spock would get bullied by some kids. kids bully. that's common. makes sense that even vulcan kids bully #but if ADULTS are OFTEN doubting spock because he's half-human? that just kinda sucks. if i may it's even illogical #IDIC for me but not for thee type thing.#i think that being discriminatory should be a source of shame on a vulcan's house.#i think vulcans should adore learning about other cultures #star trek #vulcan #star trek vulcan #vulcans #vulcan culture #spock #star trek tos #tos #star trek the original series #sorry for my lack of mention of other major vulcan characters. I am so so behind in my star trek watching.#from what i've heard tuvok is also a good example. i know next to nothing about t'pol so couldn't say for her.

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megaawkwardhuman · 24 days ago

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#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOSDIJDEO23FGRIHP3RJOHIVR0EJOEFFVHIEFN #COLIN WAS SO SWEET AND WOULDN'T GIVE UP ON THE MONSTER PLUS HIM PLAYING OFF GUILLERMO FOR A BIT #AND NADJA WAS SO FUCKING SLAY LIKE OMFG YES GIRL GET THEIR ASSES #AND NANDOR WAS SO PETHEDIC AND HE WENT WARRIOR AND NIXDOR WAS SO GOOD AND WHEN HE TRIED TO SAY HE WANTED TO TALK #TO GUILLERMO PLUS HE BROUGH GUILLERMO BACK WHEN HE FORGOT EVERYTHING EVEN THO IT WOULD MEAN HE'D BE BACK DOING STUFF FOR HIM #AND LIKE HE'LL HAVE HIM BACK BUT HE KNOWS IT'S FOR THE BETTER #AND I ALMOST CRIED #AND GUILLERMO BEING SO DONE IS FAIR AF BUT HE STILL CARES LIKE HOW THE VAMPS STILL CARE ABOUT HIM #AND AND AND LASZLO BEING A BIT OF A DICK WAS DONE IN A WAY THAT WORKS #AND HIM WITH COLIN WORKING ON THE MONSTER #AND #AIIDFIEH2UEGUOF2U9EGUFOEFIHWPUGJLEWJOFHRJ #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwdits season 6 #wwdits season 6 spoilers #wwdits s6 #wwdits s6 spoilers #brought to you by ms paint #I had to WALK AROUND MY HOUSE AFTER #were they perfect? no #did jerry suck? YES #BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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starkspi · 2 months ago

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"You okay?"

Another one from "Managerial Liberties" by the talented @miribalis (in which Adam is accidentally the best wingman ever - what a pun!).

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sisaloofafump · 1 year ago

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What the Robins consider each other to be

From Heroes in Crisis #9.

#honestly I thought heroes in crisis sucked ass but this part was almost fun #I’ve been meaning to make this graph since I saw screenshots of the scene many months ago. still don’t like how it turned out but whatever #so OOC though #ESPECIALLY Jason #they would not fucking say that #dc comics #batman #dick grayson #Nightwing #jason Todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian al ghul #Damian Wayne #Stephanie brown #batgirl

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obscureenthusiast · 2 years ago

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-Brutus and as many as 60 co-conspirators, circa March 14th, 44 BC

#ides of march #would you believe that I created this image all the way back in january STRICTLY BECAUSE I HAVE THAT MUCH BEEF WITH CAESAR?#this was created because he insisted that the Rhine was the border between Gaul and Germany #just so he could declare that he'd 'conquered' Gaul #but there's very little evidence that the peoples living in those places even viewed the Rhine as a barrier between lands #and their continued fighting against rome along that border line could indicate that they were in fact #attempting to reunite lands occupied by foreign invaders #anyway fuck you caesar i hope your triumph sucked ass #and that everyone who ever made bald jokes about you found idk a denarius in their pocket unexpectedly #yes i'm retroactively wishing dead people good and ill i'm complicated like that

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mugwot · 12 days ago

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some fanarts of @ckret2 's amazing fic "Wasting Away Again in the Goldilocks Zone"

meeting with an eclipse (sure hope this event doesn't change that triangle's view of the world forever)

chill Time Giant my beloved, i love that she just manhandles the axolotl like a cat

#i think it maybe probably would make more sense if the eclipse took place in 'a bowl' and not on 'a hill' since bill describes #that he can see the whole crowd #but also i could not resist the imagery of the earth coming up to meet the sky and it parallelss that one bit in the same arc #visual parallels trump geometry any day #shout out to the axolotl collecting all new kinds of horrors to describe in therapy while the time giant is just there to do her job #'sir your dimension sucks ass and is disrupting the foundation of reality'#gravity falls axolotl #euclydia #bill cipher #gravity falls #bill goldilocks cipher #my art #the axolotl

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visenyaism · 1 year ago

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there are a lot of really funny moments that are caused by Jamie Lannister developing from a pretty one dimensional evil cunty villain to one of the most complicated characters in the series in the span of like. two books but I think my favorite is the moment in AGOT where Robert Baratheon threatens to make him Warden of the East so that Stannis or Sweetrobin won’t have it. because the point is that ned and the reader are like OH NO the evil scheming KINGSLAYER who throws CHILDREN out WINDOWS given high office this cannot come to pass but like. Literally cannot imagine anything JAIME LANNISTER would hate more than having to do MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT WORK in the VALE can you IMAGINE.

#his ass does NOTTTT like being in charge #jaime would last TWENTY MINUTES before being like. yucky this job fucking sucks tyrion do it for me #asoiaf #he really hates stannis that much

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atoriv-art · 1 month ago

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older designs for my specialest guy

#you actually could pay me to watch boruto the payment is reviving any of madara-obito-itachi in a cheap fan service moment. itd work on me 👍#neji hyuga #hyuga neji #art #fanart #naruto #2024 #i think konoha would love to project the will of fire shit onto neji after what he did. ya know. trying to give your life 'for the village'#in that way hed probs have a lot of respect from others but respect has never been enough when your life still isnt yours 😛#the pessimism would likely take a bit to return to him but it Would return hes just like. less interpersonally volatile #the realization you had two whole very public meltdowns and no one that matters cared will do that to you #anywayfor the happy ending one. i think while neji is always going to be a little bit bitchy hes bound to soften up a lot when he's not #under constant stress and has to micromanage his every thought #i like to think that if he were allowed to hed grow into a very outwardly warm person. sunflower :)#and my general opinions of neji and boruto are:#1. yes it is a blessing to not be made to be straight married #2. however consider: what if i wanted to see neji be a dad. i dont care for romantic njten but i do not hate it. it would be acceptable #when i think abt this guy in boruto hes chronically single but still.talking about what CANON could be. it would be acceptable #3. yes hiashi shouldve gotten his ass killed in the war but i would be lying if i said the awful family reunions #are not fun as a concept #are they fun on purpose? no #but the rule is: A situation can suck if it sucks on purpose #and 4. i know about the time travel episode i have mixed feelings on it.#anyway no hate if you like boruto i like being hyperbolic for fun but its just anime. the kids seem cute #but if any other hyuga-brained person ever wants to get unimaginably angry you should also watch the hiashi birthday episode of boruto #thats my special recommendation from me to you

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bakedbeanz · 10 months ago

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Third Rail Karaoke Night!!!

#my art #fallout 4 #fo4 #john hancock #fo4 hancock #he would go CRAZY on the mic change my mind #my handwritting sucks ass why do i keep putting it in art

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 3 months ago

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Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart -

House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

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jame7t · 23 days ago

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knowing there was going to be a general grievous Star Wars movie & it got canned years ago & now “the mandalorian and grogu” is gonna be the next theatrical Star Wars movie makes me wanna pume. I want to see general grevious as the wolf of Wall Street not Dave Filoni’s Infinity War.

#don’t get me wrong a grevious movie would probably suck ass but it would be so funny #mandalorian and grogu is just gonna be more of the lamest shit imaginable and Dave will continue to fail upward #filoni is so far pretty incapable of making anything good and he relies way too much on interconnected stories #just like all bad disney crap #im preaching to the choir but I do ever so love to sing with them

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cocogum · 8 months ago

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What do y’all have against Amalia, man???

First it’s Sipho who’s telling her how he’s genuinely confused that Yugo can love her and now it’s Qilby?? (even tho he at least admitted she was pretty unlike that ugly lizard Sipho). Literally what is going on??

Since when did people around Yugo think it was weird for him to like sassy flowers???

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twitchyglitchy · 3 months ago

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What do I have to do to get out of here? Who do I have to beg on my knees to so I can leave?

Get me out of my house

P@yPal: twitchyjayson

Current Goal: $55/$800

#twitchy talks #commissions #donations #emergency commissions #I'm broke now with my main savings that was seperated from this #Main savings was for food and bills and essentials and since I just paid my phone bill Im now broke #Every month now that this goes on I might have to pull money towards moving out just so I can keep living here #Which sucks ass and I refuse to do but have no choice #Im so tired man I'm sorry #Didnt mean to vent in the tags #Also within this and the last post I was rejected another job #It was FOR people on the spectrum who struggle with jobs and you know why I didnt qualify?#Because I didnt live in that town #Which they didnt say that when applying #I had a whole interview and it took maybe a month before they got back to me because of two emails asking to tell me no #Devastating #Theyll at least keep me on record in case closer locations are added but????#how long would that me for even a chance of it being in my town? years?#I dont have years to wait sorry

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