#they would love each other

[grace-below]

I’d like to see a world in which Achilles/Patroclus and Arthur/Merlin met. Merlin and Patroclus would bond over stories of their hotheaded, blonde, prophecy-written heroes. Merlin and Achilles would spar to see who could take who in a fight (Patroclus always bets on Achilles, and Arthur pretends to but gets so excited when Merlin wins. They’re actually 50/50 for how often they beat each other.) Achilles would scold Arthur constantly because “what do you MEAN you talk to him like that?? Patroclus is my perfect wonderful too-good-for-me other half of my soul and I make sure he KNOWS it” and Arthur, in return, is like “yeah that’s because he’s nice to you, too. Watch.” And he’ll yell something at Merlin just for Merlin to yell an even worse insult back. Idk I just feel like the four of them would be such good friends (and Achilles and Patroclus would LOVE the knights)

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

Crossover fanfic idea:

Alfred joins a dating app due to Jason, Dick, and Tim’s insistence that he needs to have someone his age to talk to. When Alfred joins he’s not really interested, but under the watchful eyes of his grandbats he swipes for a bit. Before he can swipe again he gets a match notification and the grandbats cheer, encouraging him to message them. So Alfred sends a message to the other person explaining how he was being peer pressured into joining. The other person sends back a laughing emoji and types that their nephew was doing the same thing to them. Charmed, Alfred begins to converse with the other person daily, moving over to text and deleting the original app. After a stretch of time they decide to meet up in person. Alfred tells the family he is taking a weekend off to see his friend and each of the bats are surprised, but insistent he takes a break to relax himself. Bruce reminds him to take the superior bank card so Alfred has access to all the money he needs or wants while out of town. The morning Alfred is set to leave all the bats have appeared at the entrance to hug the older man and wish him luck before he heads out the door. Once in New York City, Alfred finds his hotel before going to find his meet up spot. He arrives early, but as he walks in he sees his pen pal was already there at a table. Alfred made his way over and introduces himself before sitting across from her. After they order drinks Alfred’s penpal’s phone rings and they answer it. His penpal asks if their nephew can stop by to pick up his glasses he left at home this morning because his office is a block away and Alfred says of course. So as they wait for their food, the two of them talk about their kids they have raised as their own. Both of their wards’ parents had died before their time in violent ways and when the wards were extremely young. Just then the establishment’s door swung open and a frazzled college aged brunette entered. He scanned the room and visibly relaxed at spotting Alfred’s penpal. The young man made his way over stammered an apology and thanked his aunt for grabbing his glasses. Alfred had a feeling that he had seen this young man before, but brushed it aside as the city was large and overcrowded. Alfred’s penpal turned back to him when the young man left and apologized for her nephew Peter being a bit forgetful. Alfred smiled and explained to May that he understood. When they were headed out of the establishment, Alfred had offered his arm to May who blushed at being treated like a lady from old films, a big crack and crashing filled the air. Looking upwards there was a rhino looking person held in the air by spiderwebs. May squeezed Alfred’s arm and under her breath breathed Peter. Alfred understood in an instant. When the cops appeared to wrestle away the rhino man, May tried to make an excuse to leave to check on Peter, but Alfred whispered in her ear that he knew and understood that she needed to make sure he was okay. May was a bit startled before looking at his face. May stated, “You are part of the life” to which Alfred nodded. Alfred joked, “You only have one, I have an entire flock” and let May go as they reached her bus stop. May and Alfred parted ways for the day with smiles and waves. Over the next few months the two would call each other and mention how their worrisome wards escaped death this week. Eventually Alfred convinced May and Peter to stay at the manor for a weekend. As soon as they arrived Peter was kidnapped by the batkids and May pinched Bruce’s cheeks. That night Gotham was shocked that the entire bats ensemble was out and had Spiderman with them. Did the bats kidnap Spiderman? The Gotham News got so riled up that Metropolis across the Bay decided to send reporters to investigate. Lucky they did because then Superman was shaking hands with Spiderman and the bats. Meanwhile back at the BatCave Alfred and May were having tea, enjoying the friend they found who understands them.

[deeppenguinstudent]

My guilty pleasure is going through all the regulus black fanart and pretending that it's Jean moreau

[tournamentpollsinc]

Round Two

Canonically Disabled Characters

Eda Clawthorne; The Owl House; Arm Amputee, Chronic Illness Coded Curse

Toph Beifong; Avatar: the Last Airbender; Blind, Condition Unspecified

[fatmaclover]

first original post in forever. sorry that it involves another fandom. but i GOTTA see how theyd interact. stick them in a room together and study them like a scientist to bugs

[rawstfish]

CoD women are always so serious, except for Syd and Valeria. They just want to be silly goofy girls.

[ashromedaera]

"omg what I wite a fanfic of numberjacks meeting numberblocks?"

Well, my stupid bfb fan side of me is thinking of a making a comic bfb algebraliens + numberjacks crossover

[leavemetoplaythesims]

the fact that charlie and florence never meet is unforgivable

[pepteezer]

i think fake peppino and the tbh would be the best of friends

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

@midnight1404

alys and helaena

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[twisting-in-wonderland]

'Yuu!'

[smatterbrained]

That’s the problem with enemies-to-lovers, sometimes the nightmares are about you

[fairytalesofstarlight]

Odysseus, just murdered 108 people and still covered in blood: I’m a different man now… I’ve done so much wrong… can someone like me even be loved anymore…?

Penelope, already tired of this: mhm, okay, then do me a quick favor and move the bed-

Odysseus, incensed: WTF PENELOPE HOW COULD YOU

Penelope, immediately: CHECKMATE MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW IT’S YOU SO QUIT THE PITY PARTY

[chloesimaginationthings]

How William Afton got his wife in FNAF