#they teach tax evasion

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

For some reason my brain has offered the pairing of Viper/Nana in the sense that Vioer tracks down Iemitsu’s son planning on blackmailing the Vingola to unfreeze Xanxus but Nana is so damn nice they can't go through with it.

They do yank the seals off both of them because Nana had a seal that bound her will to her husband’s, and Tsuna is so happy to feel warm he's totally going to help his cousin.

Somehow this ends with the Varia moving to Japan and removing themselves as part of Vongola because Hibari was happy his Sky became free and uses his money to fund them until they can do it themselves.

Viper/Nana happen along the way. Nana is in fact asexual and is pleased with her relationship now while Vioer is just happy they have a good partner and a cute son without sex themselves.

Reborn and the other Acro of course know what going on. The Hitman is delighted to fuck with Vongola on his tutoring mission…

[gemkun]

anonymous said : doctor ratio, what are your thoughts on the economy? 🎤

      ⸻       ❝   horrendous.   a   decentralised   economy   is   the   optimal   system   ,   as   it   has   been   readily   proven   via   an   abundance   of   literature   surrounding   fiscal   federalism.   of   course   ,   this   varies   per   system   as   the   galaxy   cannot   utilise   one   ,   economic   order.   although   ,   in   theory   ,   it   is   a   possibility.   ❞

[code01746]

this montage always cracks me up because what is doflamingo even teaching law here?

it isn't as if there's "how to: [crime]" books, so is he teaching him, idk... business acumen? world geography? pirate history? fractions? psychological torture techniques?

i see "bar" on one of the spines, like... as in bar exam? is he teaching law the law? is doflamingo teaching him about tax evasion?

[meowmeowmessi]

Ella Ive been meaning to ask but what’s the deal with Jorge Messi, like my brother in christ why is your dad your agent have we not learned nothing from Britney Spears and celebrity child actors??? 😭😭💀

messi

[spaghettieggs]

being a kid who was raised by tumblr is interesting because you have these funky gay adults whereas i’m sitting here like “yes parent tell me about the ancient days of tumblr sexymen i long to know”

[yuukirita]

I absolutely LOVE your BabyBeeAu, I love the idea of him being an even smoll boy, I feel like if Megatron actually ripped his voice box out like he did in Transformers Prime, Orion/Optimus would be VERY upset, and probably would lose his cool.

I just love the idea of Optimus being protective of his son scout. In my eyes he’s a such dad 🥹😭

What happens at Tiger Pax Also I think Bee is mostly grown by that point or like a teen? Idk Cybertronian life cycles. Optimus Prime IS a dad-

and very upset. At that point the divorce if fully done and Megatron gave away his visitation rights. (WICH IS VERY SAD BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH D-16 LOVED BEE LIKE A SON) Like... D-16? great parent Orion Pax? Will teach your kid about weed and tax evasion but Megatron? a murderous criminal with anger Issues Optimus Prime? Is a father that will wreck your shit if anything happens to his family.

[mechazushi]

*crying, chocking on my tears, sniffling violently like a piece of candy wrapper on a vacuum hose*

he really is in love....ahhh....

go to him, ya goober

[the-apple-of-her-eye-au]

Since we had Mama Lu and Baby Charlie...

Courtesy of @blitzy-blitzwing we have Mama Al and Charlie!

We all know that Alice would run the PTA to perfection once Charlie goes school. She would teach that girl all the necessities of life, cooking, radio and of course... tax evasion.

[twstunes]

so glad Crowley finally got his own class, can't wait for him to teach us how tax evasion works

[fedtothenight]

rip berlusconi teach satan tax evasion

[cellgatinbo]

phil has fucking lost it, he tried to teach a class about taxes, went off on a tanget, beefed with a child (his own child), had a mental breakdown and quit his job in front of the whole class, and came back seconds later with a “replacement” (him with the chocobo head and just fucking Insane). fit asked how much he gets paid and he said not enough, that he can inly support himself by committing tax evasion. then saw the class notes were on taxes.

[chamomiletea511]

hermits as professors

made by my friend and i, just based on vibes

bdubs: architecture

beef: business, he's the nicest prof you'll ever meet

cub: corporate business but he unofficially teaches tax evasion in all of his classes

cleo: sculpting

doc: robotics, everyone is scared of his reputation until they take a class with him

etho: redstone but only 400/500 level classes, he's that one cryptid professor

false: self defense

gem: interior design, but she's also the advisor for the fencing club

grian: chaos theory

hypno: website design

impulse: industrial engineering

iskall: game dev and comp sci

jevin: medieval history but also the advisor for all the tcg clubs

joe: philosophy and/or literature

keralis: comedy (and city planning?)

mumbo: redstone or cinematography

pearl: organization

ren: theatre

scar: entrepreneurship, but teaches landscape design as well

stress: education and fictional lit

tango: game dev

tfc: geology/geoengineering

wels: modern history, you walk into class and think he's going to be Standard Midwest Guy and then he turns around and has a rap battle with himself and is super chill

xb: ancient history

xisuma: management/org leadership (the joke among profs is that he's such a derp)

zedaph: the advisor for 20 different ridiculous clubs, nobody knows where he came from or what he teaches

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Whenever I see human!Grumbots I hope in my heart out there, somewhere, in that universe, there's a human!NPG and RoboG that are kind of like the criminal adult siblings that sometimes come around and teach their younger brothers tax evasion

[brellafaun]

assorted small town au ramblings

all the hargreeves kids grew up in different houses with their birth moms but still went to the same schools together. lila was a transplant from the burbs and she was dying of boredom her first year there

a small mountain town just feels right. lots of woods to explore, plenty of places to hike- small enough that everyone is close, but spacious enough that it's not suffocating

i can picture some of the boys going hunting when the season comes around. diego would probably get really into it and five would be the best with a crossbow. everyone is down for fishing and screwing around at the local lake, though

speak of, hargreeves family cookouts monthly. everyone brings something and the kids run around while the adults just chill. either hosted by diego and lila's place or at the lake's shitty park tables

Luther is a math teacher at the local middle school (he is so smart. i will die on this hill) and adores his job. all the kids think he's the coolest person they've ever met. Sloane is the geography/history teacher down the hall. they make lunches for each other and spend their prep periods together. their students FREAKED OUT when they found out they were married. he works with the local scout troops over the summers and likes canoeing the best

Diego works with the local fire department (i can't make him a cop i'm sorry) and loves it. got really into axe throwing and wanted to teach Stanley, Grace, and the twins how to do it before Lila vetoed it. deer hunts in the fall, fishes as often as possible. epitome of girl dad, those kids have him wrapped around their little fingers. best bass player in town and avid enjoyer of the local bars' battle of the bands

Allison works with local government. amazing public speaker. lives in the heart of town with Ray and Claire, happier than ever. always the first to volunteer for Claire's school events- coaches for the high school volleyball team and is the best drama coach they've ever seen. surprisingly, loves camping the most out of anyone in the group. points out every constellation (she and Luther compete to see who can name the most) when they're outdoors and makes the best s'mores

Klaus sells the crochet and knit goods they make at local markets/the town festivals. has immaculate reviews on his etsy store. somehow pulls the best thrifting hauls with Allison and Claire. goes to the lake the most out of the group- loves to swim out and relax in the water. doesn't go on the hunting or fishing trips but does know all of the edible plant species they can forage locally. roomies with Ben and has a cat named Tango. keeps picking up DIYs in order to have excuses to visit Dave down at the hardware store

Five is the group cryptid. has a cabin in the woods somewhere. almost a full-on survivalist, bound to actually go feral someday. works with the town's historical society and archives. gets lunch with Herb and Dot semi-regularly. Mr. Pennycrumb accompanies him everywhere, and nobody argues with it. cans his own food and has bees on his property (he regularly leaves jam and honey jars on the others' porches and denies doing so). either the best dressed one at the function or wearing an awful fishing/hunting pun hoodie, no in-between

Ben is a librarian, and a kickass one at that. the best at story hour (his puppeteering skills with the octopus are immaculate) and incredible with multitasking. handles a bunch of finance stuff behind the scenes (diego and klaus are hopeless with taxes, five has almost been arrested for evasion). works on his motorcycle when he has free time and rides down to the valley to visit his girlfriend. presses wildflowers and helps at the community garden

Viktor works at the local music shop, Icarus Records. Luther is his most frequent customer and has probably bought at least half of their stock at this point. he's got more music knowledge than anyone else in town. loves going out on the hiking trails to play at the peaks- it brings him a sense of peace like nothing else. volunteers with the schools to teach music. still in his teenage band with Diego and Lila. visits his mom every week and sits out on the porch with her drinking sweet tea. budding romance with the newest transplant- a recently divorced woman from texas. (her son adores him already)

Lila also works with the historical society, but as the chaotic social media/marketing manager. she gets paid to meme and that's probably her dream career. attends every PTA meeting purely to psych out the other moms. drums whenever she gets the chance, absolutely demolishing everyone at the battle of the bands. chaotic evil driver- she learned with city traffic and assumes it makes her immune to the super windy roads. steals Diego's flannels and denies it

might make a separate post about their teenage years,,,

[elliottkay]

Hi, I’m Elliott, and writing smut changed my life.

I also write military sci-fi and fantasy and D&D shitposts, but this is about the smut. I promise it won’t get weird. Much.

In 2010, I was scraping by as a substitute teacher and things were not great at home. I had only written gamer fic for friends, my aspiring mil sci-fi novel was stuck, and I needed some sort of escape… and I thought, “Well, I like sexy stories, and Literotica is free, and…”

My story was a feel-good adventure about a college guy with a heart of gold, a jaded demon weary of evil, and Heaven's hottest mess. It was silly. It was sexy. It was polyamorous, warm, and irreverent, and Literotica loved it: high ranking, tons of comments, and holy shit am I getting positive feedback from the internet?

So it became my first book:

…and that book plugged some holes in my life. It didn’t get me out of subbing, but it filled the financial gap, and it picked me up after a break-up. More importantly, it gave me an audience. When I published Poor Man’s Fight, I already had readers, and that led to more readers… many of whom then picked up Good Intentions and loved that, too, though some had the shocking experience of “Oh my god, it’s full of butts!”

If you’ve read this far, it’s probably time for the content warning. I’m a big believer in these, for serious reasons and, um… less serious.

WARNING: “Good Intentions” contains violence, explicit sex, nudity, inappropriate use of church property, portrayals of beings divine and demonic bearing little or no resemblance to established religion or mythology, trespassing, bad language, sacrilege, blasphemy, attempted murder, arguable murder, divinely mandated murder, justifiable murder, filthy murder, sexual promiscuity, kidnapping, attempted rape (which is never comedy), immolation of said attempted rapists, persistent disrespect for vampires (which is always comedy), arson, dead animals, desecrated graves, gang activity, theft, assault and battery, panties, misuse of the 911 system, fantasy depictions of sorcery and witchcraft, multiple references to various matters of fandom, questionable interrogation tactics, cell phone abuse, reckless driving, even more explicit sexuality, illegal use of firearms within city limits, polyamory, abuse of authority, hit and run driving, destruction of private property, underage drinking, disturbances of the peace, disorderly conduct, internet harassment, bearers of false witness, mayhem, dismemberment, falsification of records, tax evasion, bad study habits, and an uncomfortably sexy mother.

…and that’s just the first book.

They've all got those warnings. Even the short story collections.

Credit to the incredible @leemoyer for all my book covers, and for teaching me so much about this biz. And while he's not on the book covers, I've gotta share the other central protagonist as illustrated by the awesome @juliedillon:

...yeah, Alex gets into some shit.

If you're looking for protagonists who really communicate, if you want polyamory instead of love triangles, and if you hate when steamy scenes fade to black, I've got you covered.

If you’ve read this far and you’re interested, or even if you just want to see more content warnings, please give my stuff a look on Amazon (including Kindle Unlimited) or on Audible where they’re narrated by Tess Irondale. Give her a listen and you’d be happy to hear her read just about anything.

[oobbbear]

teach sun about tax evasion

-skribbly annon

Heledmeiehehhejeh he literally just said :0 I’m crying