#they teach tax evasion
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musicfeedsmysoul12 · 8 months ago
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For some reason my brain has offered the pairing of Viper/Nana in the sense that Vioer tracks down Iemitsu’s son planning on blackmailing the Vingola to unfreeze Xanxus but Nana is so damn nice they can't go through with it.
They do yank the seals off both of them because Nana had a seal that bound her will to her husband’s, and Tsuna is so happy to feel warm he's totally going to help his cousin.
Somehow this ends with the Varia moving to Japan and removing themselves as part of Vongola because Hibari was happy his Sky became free and uses his money to fund them until they can do it themselves.
Viper/Nana happen along the way. Nana is in fact asexual and is pleased with her relationship now while Vioer is just happy they have a good partner and a cute son without sex themselves.
Reborn and the other Acro of course know what going on. The Hitman is delighted to fuck with Vongola on his tutoring mission…
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gemkun · 9 months ago
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anonymous said : doctor ratio, what are your thoughts on the economy? 🎤
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      ⸻       ❝   horrendous.   a   decentralised   economy   is   the   optimal   system   ,   as   it   has   been   readily   proven   via   an   abundance   of   literature   surrounding   fiscal   federalism.   of   course   ,   this   varies   per   system   as   the   galaxy   cannot   utilise   one   ,   economic   order.   although   ,   in   theory   ,   it   is   a   possibility.   ❞
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code01746 · 1 year ago
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this montage always cracks me up because what is doflamingo even teaching law here?
it isn't as if there's "how to: [crime]" books, so is he teaching him, idk... business acumen? world geography? pirate history? fractions? psychological torture techniques?
i see "bar" on one of the spines, like... as in bar exam? is he teaching law the law? is doflamingo teaching him about tax evasion?
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meowmeowmessi · 2 years ago
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Ella Ive been meaning to ask but what’s the deal with Jorge Messi, like my brother in christ why is your dad your agent have we not learned nothing from Britney Spears and celebrity child actors??? 😭😭💀
messi
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spaghettieggs · 2 years ago
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being a kid who was raised by tumblr is interesting because you have these funky gay adults whereas i’m sitting here like “yes parent tell me about the ancient days of tumblr sexymen i long to know”
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yuukirita · 2 months ago
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I absolutely LOVE your BabyBeeAu, I love the idea of him being an even smoll boy, I feel like if Megatron actually ripped his voice box out like he did in Transformers Prime, Orion/Optimus would be VERY upset, and probably would lose his cool.
I just love the idea of Optimus being protective of his son scout. In my eyes he’s a such dad 🥹😭
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What happens at Tiger Pax Also I think Bee is mostly grown by that point or like a teen? Idk Cybertronian life cycles. Optimus Prime IS a dad-
and very upset. At that point the divorce if fully done and Megatron gave away his visitation rights. (WICH IS VERY SAD BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH D-16 LOVED BEE LIKE A SON) Like... D-16? great parent Orion Pax? Will teach your kid about weed and tax evasion but Megatron? a murderous criminal with anger Issues Optimus Prime? Is a father that will wreck your shit if anything happens to his family.
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mechazushi · 7 months ago
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*crying, chocking on my tears, sniffling violently like a piece of candy wrapper on a vacuum hose*
he really is in love....ahhh....
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go to him, ya goober
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the-apple-of-her-eye-au · 7 months ago
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Since we had Mama Lu and Baby Charlie...
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Courtesy of @blitzy-blitzwing we have Mama Al and Charlie!
We all know that Alice would run the PTA to perfection once Charlie goes school. She would teach that girl all the necessities of life, cooking, radio and of course... tax evasion.
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chaoticallyfluffy · 1 month ago
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I have a migraine so here’s thoughts! If you see mistake no you don’t my brain is totally working normal and so good so shut your mouths 👍
Marvel has to arrest a circus lion for tax evasion right before the big show and the clowns are devastated so he puts tawny in a blonde wig to take over. he’s the most fabulous and gender neutral circus lion there ever has been.
Billy doesn’t know how to floss and is too embarrassed to ask anyone so he asks John Constantine because he’s the only person whose opinion of him means nothing to him. John refuses until he sees Billy try, then he’s so shocked by his utter lack of understanding that he starts explaining out of befuddlement without realizing he’s actually teaching the kid and Billy leaves satisfied
Billy is a good boy who eats his greens but he can’t afford them from the store so he just eats grass because no one taught him that he can only eat specific greens. He tried to eat green arrows hat once but choked on the feather and decided to only eat natural greens like grass because he heard people say organic greens are better on the news once
Billy sometimes gets migraines from not eating enough or by eating questionable things that make him act loopy and sometimes people think he’s high but he’s NOT he swears he’s not guys guys he’s not high stop he’s not- Mary stop laughing at him the noise hurts his head and he’s NOT HIGH-
Sometimes marvel will accidentally say something that means something inappropriate without realizing, like calling someone an ‘escort’ to mean someone who takes you places but the JL giggle because they know he has no idea what he just implied and it’s hilarious
Mary and Freddy sometimes work together to prank Billy while in their hero forms because he can’t retaliate when people think he’s their dad and they get to absolutely devastate him with a magnificent prank without consequences. Or at least without magical/divine consequences, Billy will definitely prank them back once they’re back in their human forms
Hope these made sense! I’m going to sleep and hope my brain gets better and stops being a Jerkface McButthole
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twstunes · 1 year ago
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so glad Crowley finally got his own class, can't wait for him to teach us how tax evasion works
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fedtothenight · 2 years ago
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rip berlusconi teach satan tax evasion
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cellgatinbo · 11 months ago
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phil has fucking lost it, he tried to teach a class about taxes, went off on a tanget, beefed with a child (his own child), had a mental breakdown and quit his job in front of the whole class, and came back seconds later with a “replacement” (him with the chocobo head and just fucking Insane). fit asked how much he gets paid and he said not enough, that he can inly support himself by committing tax evasion. then saw the class notes were on taxes.
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chamomiletea511 · 1 year ago
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hermits as professors
made by my friend and i, just based on vibes
bdubs: architecture
beef: business, he's the nicest prof you'll ever meet
cub: corporate business but he unofficially teaches tax evasion in all of his classes
cleo: sculpting
doc: robotics, everyone is scared of his reputation until they take a class with him
etho: redstone but only 400/500 level classes, he's that one cryptid professor
false: self defense
gem: interior design, but she's also the advisor for the fencing club
grian: chaos theory
hypno: website design
impulse: industrial engineering
iskall: game dev and comp sci
jevin: medieval history but also the advisor for all the tcg clubs
joe: philosophy and/or literature
keralis: comedy (and city planning?)
mumbo: redstone or cinematography
pearl: organization
ren: theatre
scar: entrepreneurship, but teaches landscape design as well
stress: education and fictional lit
tango: game dev
tfc: geology/geoengineering
wels: modern history, you walk into class and think he's going to be Standard Midwest Guy and then he turns around and has a rap battle with himself and is super chill
xb: ancient history
xisuma: management/org leadership (the joke among profs is that he's such a derp)
zedaph: the advisor for 20 different ridiculous clubs, nobody knows where he came from or what he teaches
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a-sociopath-do-your-research · 11 months ago
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Whenever I see human!Grumbots I hope in my heart out there, somewhere, in that universe, there's a human!NPG and RoboG that are kind of like the criminal adult siblings that sometimes come around and teach their younger brothers tax evasion
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elliottkay · 2 years ago
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Hi, I’m Elliott, and writing smut changed my life.
I also write military sci-fi and fantasy and D&D shitposts, but this is about the smut. I promise it won’t get weird. Much.
In 2010, I was scraping by as a substitute teacher and things were not great at home. I had only written gamer fic for friends, my aspiring mil sci-fi novel was stuck, and I needed some sort of escape… and I thought, “Well, I like sexy stories, and Literotica is free, and…”
My story was a feel-good adventure about a college guy with a heart of gold, a jaded demon weary of evil, and Heaven's hottest mess. It was silly. It was sexy. It was polyamorous, warm, and irreverent, and Literotica loved it: high ranking, tons of comments, and holy shit am I getting positive feedback from the internet?
So it became my first book:
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…and that book plugged some holes in my life. It didn’t get me out of subbing, but it filled the financial gap, and it picked me up after a break-up. More importantly, it gave me an audience. When I published Poor Man’s Fight, I already had readers, and that led to more readers… many of whom then picked up Good Intentions and loved that, too, though some had the shocking experience of “Oh my god, it’s full of butts!”
If you’ve read this far, it’s probably time for the content warning. I’m a big believer in these, for serious reasons and, um… less serious.
WARNING: “Good Intentions” contains violence, explicit sex, nudity, inappropriate use of church property, portrayals of beings divine and demonic bearing little or no resemblance to established religion or mythology, trespassing, bad language, sacrilege, blasphemy, attempted murder, arguable murder, divinely mandated murder, justifiable murder, filthy murder, sexual promiscuity, kidnapping, attempted rape (which is never comedy), immolation of said attempted rapists, persistent disrespect for vampires (which is always comedy), arson, dead animals, desecrated graves, gang activity, theft, assault and battery, panties, misuse of the 911 system, fantasy depictions of sorcery and witchcraft, multiple references to various matters of fandom, questionable interrogation tactics, cell phone abuse, reckless driving, even more explicit sexuality, illegal use of firearms within city limits, polyamory, abuse of authority, hit and run driving, destruction of private property, underage drinking, disturbances of the peace, disorderly conduct, internet harassment, bearers of false witness, mayhem, dismemberment, falsification of records, tax evasion, bad study habits, and an uncomfortably sexy mother.
…and that’s just the first book.
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They've all got those warnings. Even the short story collections.
Credit to the incredible @leemoyer for all my book covers, and for teaching me so much about this biz. And while he's not on the book covers, I've gotta share the other central protagonist as illustrated by the awesome @juliedillon:
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...yeah, Alex gets into some shit.
If you're looking for protagonists who really communicate, if you want polyamory instead of love triangles, and if you hate when steamy scenes fade to black, I've got you covered.
If you’ve read this far and you’re interested, or even if you just want to see more content warnings, please give my stuff a look on Amazon (including Kindle Unlimited) or on Audible where they’re narrated by Tess Irondale. Give her a listen and you’d be happy to hear her read just about anything.
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oobbbear · 2 years ago
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teach sun about tax evasion
-skribbly annon
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Heledmeiehehhejeh he literally just said :0 I’m crying
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