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They are getting an F
put a 17 year old āadults dniā person and an 18 year old āminors dniā person in a locked room together i would love to see what happens
#the edgy guy on the left is the adults dni#the annoyed one on the right is the minors dni#they suck at history anyways#comics#art by me#art by op#i like doing silly drawings of tumblr fictionary people#drawings#lgbt#guy on the left is trans#trans boi#trans#the other guy idk u guys chose#bisexual#maybe#idk#blorbo
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Ron is looking for them
#insomnia scribbles#x files screenshot redraw#s1 e5 the jersey devil#just like in Jersey devil thereās a baby#it fits ok#except theyāre in the snow instead of New Jersey#unrelated but every time I play YouTube at like 4 am#it autoplays folding ideas after my selected video#every time!#like itās good!#but I already know abt GameStop meme stock#yk I do you have my watch history#ykw seamus is sufficiently malleable that heās been one of my fav and least fav side characters fic by fic#I mean as a consequence of authorial direction that feels to me like#equally plausible#but if I have one solid hc abt the guy#itās that heās the most likely of his year group to get sucked in by Reddit memestock hype#crypto whatever#specifically as a consequence of the community aspect/atmosphere#Seamus diamond hands finnegan says hodl#sorry to this man#anyways#draco malfoy#drarry#harry potter#harry x draco#hp fanart#hpdm#ron Weasley#the x files
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Like. ok
ok 15 12s from the juries and zero (0!!!!!) 12s from the public taking the win from 2 12s from the juries and 18 12s from the public. ok. ok. sure
#eurovision#esc 2023#eurovision 2023#kƤƤrijƤ#eurovision song contest#loreen#ig idk#also public vote for finland: no country gave less than 6 points. even in the jury votes sweden got some 4s and 5s#also like on a small scale easy example of how the jury system sucks: finnish jury: 12 points to sweden. finnish public: 0 points to sweden#a larger gap does not exist#am i salty? yes!! am i bitter? yes!!!! will i continue to be til the end of time? probably!!!#this sucks. if we couldn't even win this year with the 2nd most public votes ever received in esc history and all the hype. why even try#fucking juries#anyway!!!!! i am very sad and feel very bad for kƤƤrijƤ but he did amazing!!!!! we love you king ā”ā”ā”ā”
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Fan favourite characters I dislike poll
#paige deserves better and i will stand by that#also apart from april who i'm kinda neutral about i really like all of these characters#clara especially is one of my fave doctor who companions#i actually think the 12/clara duo might have been the best duo in doctor who history oop#oh i'm also neutral about dave karofsky#like yeah he sucked to begin with but i think he's a very interesting character and his redemption arc is really sweet i think#and i know it's controversial but i don't actually hate the 'bully is actually gay and repressed' trope because. yeah that happens.#gay people who were taught to hate gay people will hold a lot of anger. and sometimes that anger will translate into violence.#anyway! lmk what you think about those guys#rain posts#polls#tvd#the vampire diaries#pll#pretty little liars#doctor who#dw#glee#gilmore girls
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Very late to the conversation abt s4, but as a Noir girlie, I feel like this must be said š¤
(SPOILERS BELOW)
I did NOT like how there was little to no substantial development surrounding Noir this season. Instead, they reduced my mans into a comic relief character, which donāt get me wrong, I do enjoy sometimes, but donāt we alreadyā¦. cough cough have the deep for that? cough
Like they couldāve done something so much more impactful with the og Noir, but noooOOO kripke just HAD to kill him off, and for what? Just for a few little scattered jokes here and there? Meanwhile this entire season has been an absolute uncoordinated mess???? ((Ik Kripke was planning to kill off Noir since the very beginning, but WHY?? š
I can see where they might be heading with a potential showdown between Noir II and Soldier Boy in S5, maybe mirroring the disfigurement of the og Noir or sth? But the way they've been building up to that so far just doesn't feel very compelling or efficient to me personally. it just feels theyāll land another lame āhahaā moment for the audience and call it a day when it comes to that point
Impactful story arc? Nope- thrown straight outta the window
and yes I know Noir wasnāt even a primary character to the storyline in the first place, so itās not like the end of the world or anything. Just take this as a nonsensical rant from a bitter Noir stan š¤
#season 4 obv isnāt the worst thing I watched in the history of television (the kissing booth and tall girl takes the cake for that-)#Itās just that a lot of things were either inefficiently portraying themes that didnāt tie together well with the main plot#eg: hughie. starlight. frenchie. kimikoā¦#like I can see what theyāre trying to do so it isnāt a matter of media literacy#Itās simply that they sucked at executing the narrative#That or they did things for sheer shock value that was clearly not substantial to the plot whatsoever#As if to garner cheap clicks iykwim#ofc āI know the boys is known for their shock value#But imo they never let it diverge from the plot this badly#Not like in this season#Anyways ty for coming to my tedtalk#the boys#the boys amazon#the boys series#the boys fandom#the boys tv#the boys tv series#the boys spoilers#the boys show#the boys tv show#the boys season four#the boys season 4#the boys s4#the boys season finale#the boys black noir#black noir#black noir the boys#the boys review
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rooted underneath this old machine
the chestnut toils. the chestnut breathes.
#chonny jash#angelo tag#this song means SO MUCH to me you dont understand ToT#absolutely crushes me everytime#eugh#fun angelo fact i was a chemistry major before changing to art history x[#scary stuff i wont lie#what sucks is that i went to community college before university#and graduated with two degrees! one in chemistry to prepare myself for uni!#my friends always tell me that im hording degrees lol#anyways#i have plans with art history but i genuinely love it no matter its reputation#i got straight As last semester after switching! and got on the presidents list!#maybe ill be alright#hello person reading this far >_>#do what you love#youll be fine
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I am exhausted, good heavens.
#hey watch this neat trick I can do [cries]#love that for me#BUT#BUT- the actual EFFORT I put these days to not make a suicide jokes is *chefs kiss* phenomenal#actively shitting bricks as I physically have to stop myself from saying I want a car to hit me for the 50th time that day#I am not progressing any more than I am downgressing or whatever the opposite word is. but girlies#and boysies and peepsies#my lipgloss is popping and my eyebags are gucci- and so I shall prevail#MAN this tiredness is BONE DEEP man- it's like it's engraved into my goddamn clavicles#sorry that was like the only bone name I could remember- I don't even know what a clavicle is#anyways- I need to fall asleep forever and never wake up. But not in like a dying way#I just need to stop waking up tired and being tired and going to sleep tired and living tired like GIRL#WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN SLEEP STOPS SLEEPING#I JUST SLEPT 10 HOURS HOW ARE YOU STILL TIRED#I am so tired that i stopped liking shit- like that SUCKS my dudes#I sometimes Don't Like art now and that is WILD to me because that was lowkey the One Thing that got me going#I used to actually LIKE english class! and reading Shakespear and shit!!!! and history class!! Now I don't!! Where did the spark go??????#Now everything feels like a chooooooore and it sucks major dick#and my graaaades are slipping because I stopped giving a damn but I NEED. TO. GIVE. A. DAMN#because those are like highkey lowkey and every-other-key my grades and I need them to go into uni so I don't die <333#I need to spite little mini me who said I wasn't going to live past 13 because BITCH- guess how old I'm turning next week????????#THAT'S RIGHT- 17 YEARS OLD- FUCK YEAH BABY I'M STILL NOT DEAD#SUCK MY BIG ASS SHLONG MINI-ME#and then I have a big biology exam the day after so- funnnnn!!#anywho- should I tag this as vent? this probably counts as vent right? like among us? impostor and shit?#sorry I think my brain is actively rotting out of my ears right now#vent post#personal vent#tw vent#tw sui talk
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It's my personal belief that new voltron live action should be Office type documentary style comedy about paladins doing fuck all and day being saved by weird hijinks. Only way to save this timeline/j
#empty thoughts#voltron#voltron legendary defender#voltron live action#Ok real talk I am really not interested in the live action. Like at all#Live action reboots just have a history of not being interesting/being bad#Not to mention it's most likely not going to be associated vld and I am not interested in other parts of Voltron franchise#And Allura Lance and Hunk are most likely going to be white and Shiro most likely won't exist so yeah I don't care about it#as well as the lion position would be the og one which again don't care#also more likely to focus on Keith a character I literally don't give a shit about most of the time#and just vld kind of killed any interest I could have had in other reboots and I don't have any hopes for the new one#it's going to either suck and the fandom would be insufferable about it#or it maybe good and fandom would be still insufferable about it#Anyway dw and Voltron franchise should sell the rights of vld to me#I will make canon worse and I will make canon catering specifically only to me
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People mad that Niaās āevil versionā was just her being mildly snarky and angry did not grow up in religious households
#thereās a whole lot wrong with the words āevil versionā like literally misunderstanding the entire themes of the book and shadow!nia arc#but putting a pin into that rn#anyway yeah average religious kid experience where you go ālook at me iām the worst person to exist in history iām awful iām a#disappointment i fucking suckā and itās just not living up to the impossible ideals that have been set for you and the parts of you that#are supposed to be suppressed if not eradicated leaking out#(and ofc youāve never lived up to those standards)#playchoices#choices#pixelberry#blades of light and shadow#bolas#nia ellarious#nia they could never ever ever make me hate you
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Wdym this is the same man
#I prommy i watched it legally i just had to find the pirated version to make this post ok#Mat baynton#Bbc ghosts#Wonka#Thomas doesnt know how to make out and cannot be sucked off in death or life. Peak Virgin. Never been kissed.#Fickelgruber will top you no question. They say chocolate is sex and he knows he's the reason for that.#Anyway lads. Horrible histories nation. Bbc ghost girlies. This is range.#Mathew baynton#Watching sweet tooth and sorry song back to back is an experience and i recommend it
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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell
#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow#vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and#i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie#like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking#careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on#for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little#anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it š«¶ or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed#it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do#not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent#there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m#a post#do not watch this show#I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu#it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most#special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows#OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical#abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various#vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are#we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks
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Part of why I hate this fandom's take on Autobots vs Decepticons is ppl (mainly 'con fans honestly) who can't have any nuance of the situation whatsoever and love to write plots like "oh the humans are racist and abusive towards Cybertronians so this is how Megatron is right" no actually I don't think colonialism/imperialism and racism are justified so long as you can point the finger and say "they were the aggressors first" or "their hands are no cleaner than ours bc their society sucks too" sorry. Please come up with better sociopolitical narratives in your war story.
#squiggposting#i'm too tired to like actually care about this any more#and ppl's fandom takes don't necessarily represent their IRL views#but i'm just like. oh so i see that you want to write mature stories with politics and dealing with bigotry. that's cool!#now do it in a way that actually refutes bigotry and makes some sort of attempt at resolution#bc 'oh humans are just as bad and evil so it's fine if we colonize them' isn't the pro-con take ppl think it is lkdsfjlsdkfs#honestly this is what john barber got right in his story even tho the politics in his became overbearing#at least he's like the one dude who rightfullly pointed out 'uhhh organics have history with cybertronians that makes them very justified#'in not trusting them'#but my mistake is expecting the average 'con fan to disengage from the 'revolution' part to talk about the racism and imperialism lmao#if ppl weren't cowards they would be able to write characters as problematic and bigots and imperialists#but still show their humanity and point out how the cycle of retribution needs to end at some point#and how killing everyone who ever did anything bad (esp for a race as long lived as theirs) isnt a sustainable model of society#that's my PROBLEM man like stop being COWARDS acknowledge that your heroes can be shitty ppl#instead of framing things as good guys vs bad guys and then framing absolution as being only for the good guys#what if good and bad didn't exist and we were all shitty in some way and none of us inherently deserve forgiveness. what then#what if you wrote a story where you had to deal with the reality of rehabilitating ppl who have genuinely done horrible things#what if you wanted to rehabilitate society but realized the majority of ppl in it are monsters. what then?#do you only extend forgiveness and peace to the ppl who got thru with no moral compromises?#do you want to kick the majority/almost all of your race to the curb and give them no mercy/second chances?#what if ppl wrote stories where sociopolitical issues had no good/bad guys and no easy solutions#what if ppl had the courage and ethical fortitude to say 'everyone here sucks actually'#anyways sorry for the rant
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"italy ruled out that the don't recognize jerusalem as israel's capital"
Well first of all who tf are you even lmfao no one asked
Second of all, be careful italy, you saw what happened to gaza after they took hostage our people, and you got our menorahš«µš»
I wouldn't get so cocky if i were you
#israel#italy#Dumbasses really think that they have a right to decide which city is the capital in a different country#like ššš#No one asked you#White people behavior#And i don't recognize rome as italy capital city#It belongs to Vietnam now#Jerusalem has been the jewish capital for the past 2000 years lol#anyway#am israel hai#from the river to the sea yall can suck my d#We survived for 2000 years#Yall got nothing on us#rome#Jerusalem#jumbler#palestine#×ש×Ø××××Ø#gaza#free israel from terrorism#Leave israel alone#Leave jews alone#jewish#jews#Jewish history#Judaism#antizionism is antisemitism#Leftist antisemititsm#Yall are just bunch of modern nazis masking as human right fighters fr
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#coming out of retirement for this post lads#i have been keeping up mostly btw!! ive just been WORRKINGGGGGGG#i worl Thurs-Fri-Sat you can understand the issues i face#worl?? work#anyways#yeah and im sure everyone here understands how much it BANESS me to hype martin but#also 2022 bestia finished 3rd n 2023 bezz 3rd like cmonnnn the satellite ducatis are still bomb bikes#ducati is such a good bike#sucking ass for the majority of their motogp history is now paying them back tenfold ok#*Marquez murrr hes doing so welllll wowoowwwwww* yeah hes on the bike that won the title last year?? bike that got 91 points back????#the satellite cock sucking is getting to me girls even when they hype acosta#that's something thats killing me bout the tnt commentary team atm actually#they keep raving about acosta but then being like *but we expected this so pft lets move on*#but then acting like Marquez is christ reborn hello both of them are performing EXACTLY as anticipated#dramatic ass BITCHESS#motogp
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One day I'll run out of photos of aegon targaryen to paint, but not today evidently
#well technically i painted this last night#i cant tell if it sucks or not but i thought id post it anyway#aegon ii targaryen#been doing less fanart lately#art#my art#watercolor#gouache#its so much easier to paint them at this scale#i keep trying to paint bigger portraits but they take so much longer so i lose interest#also cause if i start another i never finish the old one. ive moved on#also just found out tom glynn carney was the kid from dunkirk??? id heard he was in it but i didnt know who#i watched that movie in history class and afterwards somebody was like 'harry styles was in it' and i was like āwhatā#they were all british guys with brown hair i have no idea which one he was lol#aegon the second#hotd#hotd aegon#house of the dragon#hotd fanart#im almost done with the dance section of fire and blood#ive got to return it to the library soon im out of renewels#ill probably post a pic of it before i do though cause i added a ton of paper tabs and sticky notes to mark stuff and take notes#but i didnt wanna write in it cause its a library book#not that it goes out very much
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I've seen a few people talk about how much smoother things would have gone for the cast if they had A Mature Conversation about things, but like. they're teenagers. Not only that, they're all gifted kid teenagers who also have Issues (except Hajime who only has the Issues). How capable do you think they are of going 'alright now boys we need to talk about your misogyny' or somesuch
#I think a part of what COULD be the tragedy of it all is on fact that they're teenagers with even less#-of a standard for what's normal than regular teenagers.#16 year old kids seeing another 16 year old kid who clearly has a history of abuse but they're like#Damn that sucks... Uh... Should I tell a teacher or#Oh right wait killing game island. Welp.#Them as adults post game looking back like god DAMN if I could go back in time and respond better#But yknow no time like the present#The fact that people like heard a single word out of Mikans mouth and did not think to intervene says sth-#-about the school they went to methinks.#Anyway. This has been a Me Talking#Ps not saying teenagers aren't capable of being good people#But being in that situation on top of all their backstory baggage I can't blame them for putting certain things on the backburner#WAIT ALSO ALSO. Have YOU ever tried to talk to a mean teenager. Jesus christ#They do not take reason trying to argue just makes them stronger.
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