#they definitely had sex here

[danmeiljie]

How It Should Have Happened: A Series of Advance Bravely Fix Its

Episode 18

Xia Yao glared at the buzzing flip phone on the nightstand. He wriggled his butt over across Yuan Zong's large bed and reached with long fingers plucking the offensive device. After observing the name Wang Shuang once again on the tiny front screen scrolling past as it continued to buzz, taunting him, he frowned and flicked the phone open, debating about canceling the incoming call.

'How dare she call this late at night! Were all the other times she called today not enough?' Xia Yao thought, pursing his lips petulantly.

Yuan Zong emerged from the bathroom in a waft of steam clad only in a towel around his fit waist, and Xia Yao realized it was too late to pretend she wasn't calling. He threw off the blankets and walked over, wordlessly handing the persistent buzzing phone to the taller man. Yuan Zong looked down at Xia Yao's adorable pouty face as he took the phone and answered quietly.

"Hello?"

Xia Yao got a tiny spark of satisfaction at the annoyance he heard in Yuan Zong's deep voice. His eyes followed Yuan Zong as he crossed the room and sat in the corner chair, propping his leg over one knee, teasing Xia Yao with the tantalizing possibility of seeing underneath the towel. Xia Yao picked up one of Yuan Zong's toy tanks and fiddled with it and leaned against the dresser doing a poor job of not looking like he was eavesdropping. Bored after a few seconds of listening to half the conversation, a wicked thought crossed his mind.

'If you want to ignore me and spend all your time talking to some woman, then I know how to steal your attention back!'

Noisily putting the tank down, Xia Yao meandered over in front of a seated Yuan Zong who was uttering the occasional word of acknowledgment while Wang Shuang blabbered on the other end of the line. He looked up at Xia Yao who was giving him a mischievous smirk. They locked eyes as Xia Yao slowly lowered his knees to the floor, his hands resting on Yuan Zong's thighs still warm from the shower. Xia Yao pinched the terrycloth towel between his fingers as he inched it up, revealing more and more of Yuan Zong's legs.

Yuan Zong kept his face completely still, save for arching one eyebrow as if he dared Xia Yao to continue. Xia Yao grinned evilly and snaked a hand between his legs into the dark towel cave, searching for Yuan Zong's warm, sensitive flesh. As he delicately fondled, neither Yuan Zong's face or tone of voice wavered one bit. Impressed and equally annoyed, Xia Yao became more direct with his touches, fully attempting to bring his "Little Zongzi" to attention. Xia Yao himself couldn't help but tremble a little with excitement at what he was doing, his own body warming up.

Yuan Zong shifted slightly in the chair, widening his legs to give Xia Yao's hand more room and murmured a generic response into the phone at his ear. Xia Yao mouthed 'Hang up' silently at Yuan Zong, who was still holding him in a heated gaze.

"That all sounds great, Miss Wang," Yuan Zong said. "We can go over it in more detail tomorrow. Mmhmm, Yep. You too, Good night."

He snapped the clamshell style phone shut and placed it on the dresser next to the chair; Xia Yao let out a throaty giggle as his hand stroked faster, increasing the pressure of his grip. He was about to tug the towel away from Yuan Zong's waist when he suddenly found himself soaring through the air. Yuan Zong had swiftly lunged out of the chair and tossed the tall but slender man onto the bed. Xia Yao bounced and he rolled onto his side throwing Yuan Zong an angry look, but as Yuan Zong pounced on him, pressing him into the messy blankets and an arm on either side of his head, his brow relaxed and he laughed.

"You thought you could tease me, Xia Yao? Aren't you being a bit naughty?" Yuan Zong said evenly, his nose barely an inch from Xia Yao's face. "You should pay attention more in class; a bodyguard is not easily distracted from the task at hand."

Xia Yao writhed a little beneath Yuan Zong's large, heavy body, his long legs wrapping around his hips; he stuck a hand between them and palmed the very obvious bulge peeking out from the towel now barely holding on.

"I had my own 'task at hand' I was focusing on. It didn't have anything to do with yours." Xia Yao said, his eyebrows raising and voice undulating playfully.

"Is that so?" Yuan Zong replied. He brought a hand to his waist and yanked the towel free, tossing it across the bedroom, now hovering over Xia Yao completely naked. Xia Yao's eyes couldn't help but flick down and feast on the sight of this well endowed man. He gulped, and a blush washed over his face. It was one thing to feel how big he was with just his fingers beneath the towel, but now, fully exposed in the light, Xia Yao could not mistake the power Yuan Zong had between his legs.

Yuan Zong began to tug at the white linen pants still at Xia Yao's waist, "I don't think you'll be needing these."

Xia Yao recovered and gave him his best saucy look, and pulled Yuan Zong's face down and kissed him hard on the mouth. Who was he kidding? Wang Shuang had no chance.

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Boy oh boy i really hope my toucb starved charles ask went through

oh i assure you friend the ask went through this time 🔍..

[robotnuts]

my brave bold take is that this alternate s18 grimmons canon script isnt very good and im glad we didnt get it

[beforethepoison]

[transannabeth]

nothing is wilder to me than how many knock offs have edward be a sexually experienced dom who has been with tons of women when in the twilight saga, edward is the one that makes him and bella get married before they have sex and is constantly stopping them when their makeouts get too heavy

meanwhile, bella spends the second half of the series horny 24/7 and explicitly doesn’t want to be turned until after her wedding night, risking her life to have sex with a vampire while still human because she doesn’t want her thirst for blood to be stronger than her want for edward when they have sex for the first time

mandatory “read the truth vs twilight page from the burke museum and the quileute tribe right now” and “consider helping the quileute tribe continue their move to higher ground” note. thank you!

[dreamyintersexouppy]

transmascs stop pretending that transfems are untrustworthy sources for transfeminism challenge impos- fuck i didn't even finish and you already complained about our terminology

[lumiilys]

What if I just rambled in the tags rn?

[mad-hunts]

i like how barton went from being like... a hippie in terms of how he viewed sex in his early twenties, then kind of abstained from it for a few years / became sexually repressed, which... definitely isn't such a good thing. BUT then he became even more of a freak (and i do mean that in the good way this time LOL) around the time he started residency because WOW is that shit stressful. though that was also unfortunately around the time when he really started to spiral as well 😬 but we don't need to talk about that ahahhh

like the way this man learned how to express his sexuality REALLY came full circle in the end considering he was like 'yeah, back in the early days that i was in college, i was a freak. but now i'm not anymore... though do you want to see me do it again anyway?' like 💀 JSJSJ if he weren't so demented, i'd almost be inclined to say good for him, y'all LMAO feeling comfortable with your sexuality and perhaps even having a bit of fun with it (though maybe too much in barton's case, because he literally weaponizes it in order to lure in his victims. BUT once again, we don't need to talk about that right now psshhh. i actually fully intend on talking about that in the tags NGL) is more often than not a good thing after all

[burninq]

he leans into her touch, a slow smile pulling at the corners of his lips as he looks at her. "what kind of fun did you have in mind, hm?" he's curious to know what Scratch has in mind; he'd like to cause some chaos if she was down for that kind of thing tonight.

@qxeenofnight | continued from here

[xxplastic-cubexx]

My brother in christ Krakoa!Charles would attract gooners, purely because of the helmet hiding his baldness and this build. If they found him, then they'll have their tastes expanded

i dont know how else i can say that the average x-men fan is not seeing charles xavier under a sexual lens and while krakoa era is magnificent ... i do not believe it has that kinda power ....

[fingertipsmp3]

Ughhhhhhh I hate writing and I hate not writing and I hate myself

[singsweetmelodies]

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[tea-with--honey]

Happy pride to the folks who live in countries where being queer is a crime and, in some instances, legally punishable by death. I see you, I'm with you, I'll celebrate with you. Hoping ur celebrating online or in your head or in an awesome private place with your queer companions. Maybe youre not! Maybe youre out there fighting for our rights and if you are then hell yeah! But this goes out to the ones who cant because of the risk. We're still queer and we can still celebrate pride in our own little ways. Love yall :)

[evisxerate]

Ppl on Tumblr will really sit here and act like sexuality can't actively be flexible or change over time. like okay lmfao

[came-out-of-the-coffin-desisted]

trying to sit through maid in manhattan and i have to say the version of this movie i imagined in the blockbuster romcom section in 2008 before ultimately picking the other boleyn girl (which changed my life in arguably a bad way) was a lot better than this