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crusty emo hippie. twin cities. he/him.(follow/like from @mortemcanis)
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Happy 19th Birthday to the Nintendo DS!
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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Customer: NAME OF MY LOVELY DOG DMV: EXPULSION OF AIR THROUGH THE VAGINA Verdict: DENIED
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meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes
"who give a shit"
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in another timeline, Disco Elysium was a completely untranslated Estonian Fallout 2 total overhaul mod that blew the minds of likes 12 communists on an forum that hasn’t updated visually since 2008
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