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i made a comic based on me and my friend watchful when we watch movies if there is like a child on screen we just revolt in disgust its hilarious
#it's irony#fuck them kids#stupid idit dumb sutpid#my art#art dump#sketches#i also go by gecko#pls this is funny#i'm not the same irl#im actually pretty good with kids#i just hate them in theory or in retail#babies are stupid#they can't count#they can't do math#they can't do taxes they don't even work or contribute to society#they just shit barf and cry#and are a stupid plot device in a lot of movies#dumb baby stupid
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Okay so Slenderman gave us a stern talking to and now we're free to go...
We haven't ate in like 6 days...be right back...
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I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.
#it was NOT cringe it was FUN and SILLY#like off the top of my head#markiplier#darkiplier#wilford warfstache#jacksepticeye#antisepticeye#stampylongnose#hit the target#(not an alter ego but still fills the role. I was obsessed with spotting him in lovely world as a child)#uuuh I remember a bunch of the old mlp youtubers I watched as a child did this but I DON'T want to see what they're up to now lmao#does like. early sandersides count for this?#back when anxiety/virgil was a meanie?#xisuma#evil xisuma#evil x#i can't forget him for sure. I may not watch xisuma but i know of evil x#I know there were definitely more and i would love to see what people tag#but it was so fun!#they had fun with it!!#I'm just feeling nostalgic#welsknight#helsknight#ill add ones as people tag em lol
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#my art#listen shadowpeach is GRABBING me by the throat#again#I can't get rid of them#ruahh#lego monkie kid#lego macaque#lmk fanart#six eared macaque#lmk#shadowpeach#lego sun wukong#legomonkiekidfanart#cops and robbers#does this even count as season 5 spoliers if it is entirely headcanon#listened to love trial on repeat with this one 📣‼
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Happy Birthday! Hope nothing monumental is coming in the next few hours! Keep dancing Dabi Jensen release the tapes
#november 5 2020#november 5th#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#bury your gays#spn#politics#bnha#mha dabi#putin#election 2024#election#please vote#gay#i see you bnha - i know you trended over the election#hope georgia counts faster this time#superwholock#mha#bbc sherlock#supernatural#ah shit here we go again#can't wait for season 2 of ohshc#donald trump#kamala harris
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(in tears) the year is still new....
Hi hi hello dca fandom! I just wanna say thank you for being the most amazing community! i can't believe i made so many new friends and drew in so many fun magmas last year, everyone here is so nice,, and cool, and talented,,, y'all are genuinely the highlight of my 2024 🥹🫶💖
May your 2025 be filled with joy and whimsy (and silly jesters)!!
#shout out to everyone in the daycarefriendpickup discord!! mwah mwah mwah 💋#can't believe these goofy ahhh jesters made such a big difference in my life#my brain chemistry has been permanently altered by naff's cryptid sightings#also it is my silly headcanon that Sun is a walking fire hazard#it's barely 2025 and the pizzeria has been set on fire (again) by sparklers#Moon is wearing a eyemask to 1. protect his eyes 2. to not perceive sun's shenanigans#Also moon is shielding y/n from sun's sparklers (what a gentleman)#also also if you count the number of fingers the hands are showing it spells out 2 0 2 5 :))#dca fandom#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf daycare attendant#sunnydrop x reader#moondrop x reader#y/n#my art
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yeah the doctor hasn't kissed a man since 2005 but they also haven't kissed anyone on screen since missy in 2014. ten actual years. do you understand the significance of this
#dw#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#rogue#the doctor#sofi.txt#rory doesn't really count and neither does river in 2017 because they didn't actually show it#trust me I've been counting the entire time#the doctor who i knew had the doctor kissing random people all the time and then 12 happened and. nothing#i was actually waiting for 13 to smooch anyone. not even yaz or jack just anyone at all#but she was too ace and repressed#and 14 only had three episodes and one comment about isaac newton being hot#so here we are 🥹#i can't actually believe it's been that long
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"He used blood magic against you. He betrayed us. He pulled you into that prison."
...Illario. That's Illario. They might as well be talking about Illario instead of Solas here, except Illario is all Lucanis has left, so he can forgive Illario for anything. But now all those things that were done to him have also been done to Rook.
#dragon age#veilguard#rook x lucanis#rookanis#da4 spoilers#veilguard spoilers#really enjoying the amount of parallels their romance wound up having#not sure it counts as a 'betrayal' when solas was rook's enemy from the start and we knew he was going to try to escape but#lucanis sure has experienced some betrayal#fascinating that no matter how unforgiving the player may be you can't actually kill either of them in the end (why does Spite tolerate us)
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not done messing with their shapes yet actually
#i can't stress enough i'm not even into dc i just think these guys are neat and fun to play with#as a kid i watched a lot of cartoon network and my cousin was OBSESSED with dc stuff so i have nostalgia by proxy#i just think they're cool popcultural icons. and also i like superman he's nice :)#art#sketch#dc#dc comics#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#superbat#this counts right
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picked up an old pen
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jjk satoru#satoru gojo#big messy gesturey lineart is so fun i shld do it more#maybe i will#this new style is very much still in flux i feel#like there's an underlying Look but none of my methods r solid and im rotating brushes like no one's business#like this pen#i normally dont go fr pen brushes bc a lot of them don't taper#u can't play with line weight as easily#but i think it looks so cool when other ppl do it so i thought sure#i love how quick n loose it lets me b#its like a single line drawing where every movement has to b rly intentional#biiiig folds. only th most essential#i had fun !#this also is the least frustrated ive ever been rendering gojo's hair so ill count that as another win
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ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????
#ramble#my first thought was like: how is this even a debate what about blind people. not every book comes in braille but MOST have an audiobook#or dyslexic people#you still enjoyed the book!! you still absorbed it!!! you got EXACTLY the same thing as people who read the words!!!#how does it not count????#i guess you miss out on the 'learning new vocab' you get through seeing the words but also#i don't really do audiobooks but i do a lot of podcasts esp fiction podcasts#and i have ABSOLUTELY picked up new stuff from there that helps with my writing#someone please explain how this is even an argument of COURSE it counts????#idk in my opinion finishing a book means 'i put the words in my brain and i thought about them and i enjoyed a story'#not 'i held a stack of paper in my hands for a bit'#i'm v lucky that i do have time to sit and read. and whenever i commute anywhere it's public transport so i CAN bring a book with me#but if i didn't have the free time or had to drive for hours everywhere i would be STOKED to still get to enjoy books#it's been REALLY bothering me lmao idk why i feel so strongly#for some reason it's giving the same energy as like. being told you can't take a comic or manga from the library bc it's not a 'real' book#of course it's a real book it's a story somebody wrote down#i can see this spiralling into 'if you have a kindle you aren't reading'. you have to sniff the paper. feel the papercuts
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one of the reasons i have more patience & affection for spuffy than for other m/f enemies-to-lovers ships in a similar mold is that buffy is under no illusion that she can fix that man. in fact she believes he is ontologically incapable of being fixed. he'll be like Buffy i can change and she'll be like You are literally not capable of doing that. then he actually does change and she's like. Wait you can do that??? Not sure how i feel about that to be honest
#so many other heroic female characters will be like 'i believe you can change <333' to their villainous male love interests#buffy was like 'no you can't change. we've been over this. can we go beat someone up now'#and she was so real for that#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs#buffy summers#spike#it's what you do afterwards that counts
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#nosferatu#can't even explain how much I love this movie#and how much I love orlok#he's what I always imagined reading Dracula he's perfect#count orlok#ellen hutter#digital art#fanart#illustration#my art
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I imagine that all the cogless bots had some issues with their development missing an integral part of their systems. I think D-16 would have base-form eyes, all the cogless bots have something or another. But I like to headcannon that's why he's got funky hexagonal eyes.
#first contribution to the transformers fandom on tumblr#unless we count when i was 11#but i don't#birdieghostart#transformers#maccadam#tfone#tf1#megatron#starscream#transformers one#Ignore I have brainrot#I love the dynamic that tfone introduced LMFAO#starscream is like a weird uncle#he's so tired#a 19 year old is leading an army of people he's known for yeaaaars and he can't do shit about it#d 16
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Pearl: Hey Geemm??
Gem: Yeah?
Pearl: You’re so wonderful, did you know?
Gem: Yeah, I did, I did know-
Pearl: You’re actually fantastic, you’re glorious, you’re beautiful, fantastic-
#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#gempearl#shiny duo#trafficblr#i love them sm#pearlgem#I dont think you guys know how much I love them#wild life smp#life series#they should make ou- I mean make up#the divorce arc is killing me#in a good way#this probably counts as traffic shipping#traffic shipping#someone take this duo away from my hands#patiently (not) waiting or the next session#really can't wait for the development of their relationship when Gem turns red
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some post mission routines
#they 100% stopped some random tourist to take their photo so kate could send it to clint#yelena only agreed because there's some ny landmark in the background so this counts as doing sightseeing#(and because she can't say no to kate bishop)#my art#bishova#kate bishop#hawkeye#yelena belova#black widow#white widow#kate bishop x yelena belova#mcu#marvel#fanart
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