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sootrootdoot · 6 months ago

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i made a comic based on me and my friend watchful when we watch movies if there is like a child on screen we just revolt in disgust its hilarious

#it's irony #fuck them kids #stupid idit dumb sutpid #my art #art dump #sketches #i also go by gecko #pls this is funny #i'm not the same irl #im actually pretty good with kids #i just hate them in theory or in retail #babies are stupid #they can't count #they can't do math #they can't do taxes they don't even work or contribute to society #they just shit barf and cry #and are a stupid plot device in a lot of movies #dumb baby stupid

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bloody-fun · 2 months ago

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Okay so Slenderman gave us a stern talking to and now we're free to go...

We haven't ate in like 6 days...be right back...

#they can't count

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blindchat · 22 days ago

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Happy Birthday! Hope nothing monumental is coming in the next few hours! Keep dancing Dabi Jensen release the tapes

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pikechris · 6 months ago

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yeah the doctor hasn't kissed a man since 2005 but they also haven't kissed anyone on screen since missy in 2014. ten actual years. do you understand the significance of this

#dw #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #rogue #the doctor #sofi.txt #rory doesn't really count and neither does river in 2017 because they didn't actually show it #trust me I've been counting the entire time #the doctor who i knew had the doctor kissing random people all the time and then 12 happened and. nothing #i was actually waiting for 13 to smooch anyone. not even yaz or jack just anyone at all #but she was too ace and repressed #and 14 only had three episodes and one comment about isaac newton being hot #so here we are 🥹#i can't actually believe it's been that long

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hinamie · 19 days ago

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picked up an old pen

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lazylittledragon · 3 months ago

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ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

#ramble #my first thought was like: how is this even a debate what about blind people. not every book comes in braille but MOST have an audiobook #or dyslexic people #you still enjoyed the book!! you still absorbed it!!! you got EXACTLY the same thing as people who read the words!!!#how does it not count????#i guess you miss out on the 'learning new vocab' you get through seeing the words but also #i don't really do audiobooks but i do a lot of podcasts esp fiction podcasts #and i have ABSOLUTELY picked up new stuff from there that helps with my writing #someone please explain how this is even an argument of COURSE it counts????#idk in my opinion finishing a book means 'i put the words in my brain and i thought about them and i enjoyed a story'#not 'i held a stack of paper in my hands for a bit'#i'm v lucky that i do have time to sit and read. and whenever i commute anywhere it's public transport so i CAN bring a book with me #but if i didn't have the free time or had to drive for hours everywhere i would be STOKED to still get to enjoy books #it's been REALLY bothering me lmao idk why i feel so strongly #for some reason it's giving the same energy as like. being told you can't take a comic or manga from the library bc it's not a 'real' book #of course it's a real book it's a story somebody wrote down #i can see this spiralling into 'if you have a kindle you aren't reading'. you have to sniff the paper. feel the papercuts

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moistvonlipwig · 4 months ago

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one of the reasons i have more patience & affection for spuffy than for other m/f enemies-to-lovers ships in a similar mold is that buffy is under no illusion that she can fix that man. in fact she believes he is ontologically incapable of being fixed. he'll be like Buffy i can change and she'll be like You are literally not capable of doing that. then he actually does change and she's like. Wait you can do that??? Not sure how i feel about that to be honest

#so many other heroic female characters will be like 'i believe you can change <333' to their villainous male love interests #buffy was like 'no you can't change. we've been over this. can we go beat someone up now'#and she was so real for that #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #buffy summers #spike #it's what you do afterwards that counts

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t00thpasteface · 1 year ago

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not done messing with their shapes yet actually

#i can't stress enough i'm not even into dc i just think these guys are neat and fun to play with #as a kid i watched a lot of cartoon network and my cousin was OBSESSED with dc stuff so i have nostalgia by proxy #i just think they're cool popcultural icons. and also i like superman he's nice :)#art #sketch #dc #dc comics #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #this counts right

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artofalassa · 1 year ago

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Among the Stars

#sidlink #totk #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #botw #loz #zelda #prince sidon #king sidon #i can't believe this is the first time i actually uploaded any Sidon piece publicly #the creepy monster portrait doesn't count #botw link #las!art

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sohotthateveryonedied · 4 months ago

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#please i have to know if i'm just a bitch or not #you can probably guess what my opinion is on the matter lmao #just orphan the fic if you don't like it anymore/don't want to be associated with it!!!!#that's what the orphaning option is for!!!! why are you taking away MY beloved reading material!!!!!! it makes me so mad #i've started downloading and keeping a collection of my favorite fics because i can't trust them not to disappear on me #if you've written a fic i love and deleted it you'd better count your days #ao3 #archive of our own #orphaned works #deleted fics #fanfic #fanfiction #fics #batfamily #batfam #batman #fandom #i'm just gonna tag all the fandoms i've read fic for lmao #voltron #voltron legendary defender #the raven cycle #trc #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #yuri on ice #marvel #mcu #the avengers #young justice

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collophora · 6 months ago

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Do yourself a favor and go read the entire fanfic work of @fanfoolishness

(In order: Under sun and shade, Blind Side, and Breathless (patching up is one of my fav too, I just had no cool sketch idea for it)

#star wars #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch fanart #tbb fanart #tbb fanfiction #dumping my “fanfic_doodles.clip” file here literally #sorry the style is messy #now I see them all Im like “ok it's all over the place zero/100 aesthetically pleasuring post”#hhhh its the thought that counts?#And tbh the point is just to convince you to read theses #because I'm like OBSSEEESSED with theses since you appeared in my notes #Every fic is gold #Me baiting my followers with pretty enough pictures to read fanfics #this being said I should really take the time to color properly my stuff #but I don't liiiiiiiiike it #there is tons of more talented artists if people want colored beautiful amazing art #me I can't really make my “”“spontaneous”“” “”“doodles”“” pretty without trying hard and at the end it's meh #They're so flat too #yesterday I was like “oh my scenes are becoming less flat I improved maybe”#Then I scrolled on my storyboard insta and was like #yeah sure no #I'm still faaaaaar away from the industry standards #I studied like at three arts school and I'm still bad at drawing TAT #why is my brain not working v_v #look brain I'm showing you nice pictures learn from them #brain: no Im gonna overfixate on this left hand here and only this #anyway

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talesfromthecrypts · 7 months ago

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Well... some of you may have figured out we're not home yet, we're only half way there.

Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

#alien #filmedit #horroredit #scifiedit #usermichi #useranimusvox #userscary #mygifs #rainbowedit #after missing so many alien days that i can't even count #we are back

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lesbiancloudtail · 2 years ago

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okay i've just been really curious about this for a while so i wanted to make a poll about it

#i went to a babysitter's house until i was in middle school #so i can't count myself as a latchkey kid #but my middle school years being the only person in the house from the hours of 3-6 was such a gift to me. personally

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kaylv18 · 2 days ago

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Pearl: Hey Geemm??

Gem: Yeah?

Pearl: You’re so wonderful, did you know?

Gem: Yeah, I did, I did know-

Pearl: You’re actually fantastic, you’re glorious, you’re beautiful, fantastic-

#geminitay #pearlescentmoon #gempearl #shiny duo #trafficblr #i love them sm #pearlgem #I dont think you guys know how much I love them #wild life smp #life series #they should make ou- I mean make up #the divorce arc is killing me #in a good way #this probably counts as traffic shipping #traffic shipping #someone take this duo away from my hands #patiently (not) waiting or the next session #really can't wait for the development of their relationship when Gem turns red

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ladycrimsonandblack · 2 months ago

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some of my favorite choi han moments are the ones where he explicitly admits that cale is holding his leash.

like that one time the enemy called cale choi han's owner.

and choi han agreed. what's with that?? it's making me feral.

the way choi han takes pride in listening cale's orders. he wants to be good so bad. he's so happy when he can do what cale asks him to.

and this?? he's defying his friend and the future king in front of all of his vassals. telling the absolute ruler of your kingdom in the middle of a crisis that 'cale-nim's orders supersede your own' is ballsy as hell. choi han has no place for politeness when cale's orders are in question.

once again, i'm going absolutely insane at this level of loyalty.

#tcf #trash of the count's family #choi han #i have such a weakness for characters like these #like. choi han explicitly admits to being cale's dog #he's proud of that fact #he wants to obey so bad he's so happy when cale says he did good #i can't even #it's driving me insane

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wombywoo · 5 months ago

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slow dance 🎼

#my art #ocs #original character #quinncent #oc: quinn lacey #oc: vincent craft #qv art #had to get this idea out of my head #quinn is counting steps and vincent can't stop pulling him closer #such a handsome couple 🥺

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