#they are the mineral bros

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Hermes: Hello, Stone Monkey.

Sun Wukong: Hello, Pile of Rock.

Hermes & Wukong: Ha-Ha-Ha! *pats each other's back*

Anansi: The hell are they doing?

Loki: Don't ask me.

[i-am-creacheur]

Jimmy in RealLife is still a canary- just one that's developed an immunity to the poison gases and still sings, sweetly as ever, even as the miners drop dead around him.

[sirwow]

swagger

+ a bunch of other stuffsh ! !

[misterygx]

Into the Warioverse

[peadackles]

fuck i love neopets, Halitosis'D is the most retro dumbass word I've had to read with my own two eyes in a very long time. Just marvelling at the unique dialectic time shifts you find in older websites, it's full of pockets of old memes, phrases, formulations, etc. and it's just interesting to stumble across fun little things like that.

[iamthepulta]

I was really brave and finally got my emissions done ;-;

[wildflowercryptid]

potentially batshit headcanon, but i think it'd be funny if these two were related somehow.

[awoogaslashers]

[explodingfurby]

Look at this fucking stick

[autumn-arcadia]

some stardew valley villagers are crazy like if one of my friends gave me a ROCK i would treasure it for the rest of my life. i've had a dying flower sitting on my desk for the last nine months because i picked it on a day when i got to hang out with one of my best friends. and then in the game i'll give someone a shell because i think it looks pretty and they'll look me dead in the eyes and say "what the fuck is wrong with you"

[jake-marshall]

[Fic] Blessed Are Those

New fic ahoy! TItle: Blessed Are Those Rating: M Ships: Carter/Trent, Claire/The Kappa, Carter & Harvest Goddess, Carter & May, other romantic relationships mentioned in notes Word Chapter Count: 24.5k, 4 chapters; complete. Summary:

Carter and Trent don't often have the opportunity to spend time together alone, but a rainy Spring day gives them that chance - before it's interrupted by Claire, and the unspeakable transgression that is weighing on her soul.

Surely the Harvest Goddess will forgive her. But as for Carter? He is but a man, after all, and therefore prone to the anger, jealousy and bitterness that comes with being human.

Struggling to accept that this mere farmer can wed a deity while he can not, he sequesters himself both emotionally and physically from the rest of Mineral Town, including Trent. Only through an epiphany brought about by divine intervention (and a handful of mushrooms) does Carter realize being a righteous man does not mean he must also be a lonely one.

Please mind the tags and the author's note at the beginning!!

>>Read "Blessed are Those" on ao3<<

(Notes and rambling under the cut)

(This is all a sort of rehash of my end author's notes but yeah) So my Writing Project for the month of August turned out to be what was originally planned to be a silly one-shot, that instead grew to a 24.5k monstrosity that let me sift through my religious trauma a bit and flex a bit of writing muscle re: relationship communication and non-graphic sex scenes.

This was also going to be way darker and fucky in re: Claire's role, lol, but I did not expect Carter and Trent to end up cute and almost, even, wholesome, thus steering the fic in a more mild and introspective direction (although lbr they're still pretty shady in this, its just not as focused on as I initially intended). I enjoyed considering Carter's possible background, too. He's so funny to me, I can't even say how much I like him versus how much he just cracks me up, but he makes an excellent conduit for me to pour my religious trauma into lol.

I'm not gonna sit here and pretend more than maybe 5 people are interested enough in Trent/Carter as a ship to read a fic this long about them but I am insanely proud of this fic both in the content and my technical writing, and hope if you do give this a chance that you enjoy the journey as much as I did.

Big thanks to @yorunoangel for being the one to inspire the path this took and being my rubber duck as I worked through it, and also thanks to @owls-den for letting me yell about the Boys as well as our bishie Fish Husband. Who knows, maybe there will be some Claire/Kappa in the future set in this universe. :p

[neptuniadoesstuff]

Eletrix/Fableium Ore Concept

Eletrix (Mortal Realm Name)/Fableium (Real Name) is a ore commonly found on the lands of Fable or in the portals/summoning circles where Mynks come from when they go to the Mortal realm.

Its a colorful ore/mineral often priced by some mortal traders who see it as a commodity due to how rare it is to see it naturally with put going to Fable. There's around many types Fableium, but the most known is:

Fire Fableium (Colors are a mix of Yellow, Red, Orange, Dark purple, Light pink, & some bits of blue in the form of small spike clusters)

Water Fableium (Colors are a mix of Blues, Pinks, Greens, Purples, & Yellows with a mix of white & black in the form of Blobs or tear shaped crystals)

Air Fableium (Colors are a mix of Greys, Whites, pastels blues & oranges, & some bits of yellow & brown in the form of lines)

Earth Fableium (Colors are a mix of Greens, Greys, reds, oranges, Yellows, browns, & some bits of black & grey as well. & at rare times a very very bright & beautiful blue. Are often seen in rock-like clumps or seem as flowers growing from the ground)

Dark Fableium (Colors are always a mix of extremely dark colors with its base being black with some specks of red. Always a amorphous shape)

Light Fableium (is the opposite of its drak cousin as it always has a pastel pallete with a white base & has blue specks on it but is also amorphous)

& Pure Fableium (A white/clear mineral with every color that exists that is also amorphous, thus can be in any shape it wants.)

Theres some more but commonly outsiders (Mynk Tribes born outside of Fable) don't really be summoned. It's also unknown if Fableium can be seen in other realms as it's only common in Fable & that's it.

When a Mynk is summoned into the mortal realm, they often leave behind a circle of Fableium back at home & in the circle/portal they were summoned from. The circles are a way to actually go home.

Now the structures of Fableium found all over Fable, while very common due have magical properties. Fableium is either a collection item (traded from other tribes) or used as a type of currently (by that I mean it's used in the paper money & coins used for buying things) it's also can be used to summon any known item of your choosing as long your visualizing it physically.

Fableium does have a slight sweet taste with some tart notes, (don't ask why) but it's clearly not edible. But you can chew on it a bit. (However you might get some weird looks if you were a mortal, but pretty common in Fable in Eldahk Society).

Fableium is also often used as a material in weapon making. While it is soft when polished it can & will be a very dangerous weapon that can cut through flesh with one swipe. But due to how rare Fableium is in the mortal realm, weaponsmiths can't really use the stuff as a material used for stabbies & what not + The portals that Mynks come out of need the Fableium to make sure the Mynk can get home safely. Another reason is that... Well ppl might use the Fableium based weapons as a form of mass killings & no one wants that. (Unless yur killing a entire group of mudcrabs then idc)

So yeh that's all for this... thing ig? I don't really make up concepts for items but I wanna expand on Fable & my other things. So not so important lore & Miscellaneous info is needed for better world building.

[sirwow]

my cope to things happening in life is to immediately pump out art good day, more under the cut but warning for bloood n some anatomy practice

[misterygx]

Ye Olde Arte #63

CrazyWare

Drawn in mid 2019

Taking even more inspiration from Wario, Crazy Miner forms his own game development studio, CrazyWare Inc.

This was actually planned to be a real game at one point, but it never got off the ground. Some of its microgames ended up as bonus games in "Mr. Pence's Last Penny".

[ahalliance]

kenny soarinng barca full diamond with étoiles nearly full diamond hell yeah

[sophiethewitch1]

Sometimes when you're really ill and there's no cure for your disability and you look around and everyone in your life is so kind to you and trying to help you and genuinely believes that you can get better it feels. Almost isolating. Like I'm the only out there that knows the truth or something. I'm the only one who knows.