#they are such losers and dorks
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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again but sterek are losers in love with each other and it’s so fucking funny to me.
Some random person starts talking to stiles and Derek is throwing up, howling and growling, biting, running into the wildness, dripping with the blood of his enemies.
Someone starts talking to Derek and Stiles is sobbing, cursing, also biting, screaming, cursing but in the magical sense, and vibrating with rage.
It is better for the general public if they are together but that doesn’t guarantee safety by any means.
#sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#they are such losers and dorks#both of them are mamas boy#stiles x derek#this is just so fucking funny to me#derek x stiles#they are insane#please do not let them out in public
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He's so confident, you know? He's interesting. He has a cleft.
#tommy kinard#911#911 abc#911edit#lou ferrigno jr#evan buckley#eddie diaz#oliver stark#ryan guzman#hen wilson#howard han#aisha hinds#kenneth choi#in case you missed it#HE'S COOL 👉👉#i need more scenes of tommy being anything but cool#this man is a loser dork and i love him more than anything#my stuff
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Dry-humping Nerd!Eren.
He was a virgin at the time, and had never had any real sexual experience but still wanted to make you feel good. You offering a solution to his not-so-little problem would be. Sitting your pretty self on his lap. Your sundress rises as your spread your legs on each side of the boy.
Slowly you moved your clothed cunt back and forth as your boyfriend whimpered and whined out incoherent pleas for relief.
“Oh fuck.” Eren would moan into your neck as your hands found their way to his hair. Pulling and tugging at the locks as your arousal seeped drown your panties and onto Eren’s pants.
You felt yourself push harder and harder onto him, begging for more friction as Eren’s hands now held onto your hips roughly, trying to slow your movements. But it was futile; Eren had been rendered weak from arousal, and with a pornographic moan, came in his pants.
Rocking your hips slower now, you watched as your boyfriend's glasses fogged up, and drool dripped down his chin.
#eren smut#nerd eren#cat writes ★#eren yeagar smut#aot#aot smut#attack on titan#aot thirst#black reader#eren thirst#dork eren#loser eren#eren yeagar
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Sirius Orion Black being the tallest, strongest, smartest, most powerful, and most attractive Marauder. Everyone in the castle wants a piece of him. He’s slept with most of the people in their year, along with the ones above and below theirs. He is, quite literally, the Casanova of Gryffindor Tower. He doesn’t study, but he still gets straight Os in every single class. He takes every single course for his NEWTs and gets Os in all of them. He’s one of those people that’s good at everything he gets his hands on. He’s friends with most people in Hogwarts, and has all sorts of connections with all sorts of people in every single social circle.
Enter Remus John Lupin, his geeky, awkward, kind of ugly, virgin, dork, studious, average height boyfriend. His idea of a wild evening is sitting in a corner, reading a book with some mildly sexual content with a cup of tea and a bar of chocolate. He clings to Sirius’ arm in social circumstances, twiddling his thumbs and silently watching everyone.
No one understands how, exactly, they got together. Everyone just knows that they’re absolutely adorable and madly in love.
#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#remus lupin x sirius black#sirius black x remus lupin#remus x sirius#sirius x remus#loser remus lupin#casanova of gryffindor tower#except SIRIUS is the Casanova#casanova of gryffindor tower sirius black#smart sirius black#perfect sirius black#dork ass remus#remus lupin headcanon#sirius black headcanon#headcannons#headcanons
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More random Nimona headcanons
Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses
Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything
His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list
Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on
Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway
And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety
One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!”
Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette
Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure
Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years
And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other
Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood
But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day
Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in
And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”
He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in
One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom”
There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet
And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)
And made Ambrosius sit through it
That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time
Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos
There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this
He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!”
She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this
He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!”
And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it
#nimona 2023#Nimona movie#nimona headcanon#nimona#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister x ambrosius#goldenheart#im dedicated to destroying Ambrosius cool guy image#that man is a dork#a feral fucking loser#and I’m in love with him#when they were tricking the director Bal records it all#you can here him rewinding the video#which means he has a video of Nimona disguised as Ambrosius getting stabbed#and you think she wouldn’t use that as a meme?#you’re joking#someone take this movie away from me#they've invaded every part of my life#I cant even listen to music#I was listening to Hozier's new album and thought wow this is like Bal and Ambrosius#I just know Ambrosius was the sick kid growing up#I could write so much angst about that#I might do that next
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thinking about steve in that first scene in nancys bedroom back in season one. thinking about how goofy and flirty and charming and playful he was being. thinking about him being like that with eddie, and how eddie would react to that version of steve. the whole talking in a silly voice, acting as that stuffed bear, the whole “bad steve :( don’t do that to miss nancy :( “ and “you are beautiful nancy wheeler”.
eddie plays dnd, even more so, he DMs dnd games, he stands up on tables in cafeterias and makes big theatrical scenes to rant about issues he has strong stances on — that man knows how to put on a show, and enjoys to watch one too. see: immediately accepting erica into hellfire as a replacement after seeing her go on one of her tangents, showing off her attitude and how she isn’t afraid to get in your face to get her way. he LOVESS that shit. lives for it. seeks it out. so when steve starts getting like that around him he would just crumble immediately i just know it.
#he’s a loser at heart that steve harrington#and it is his bestest quality#i love him#he’s a dork#nancy was right he IS an idiot // in the most affectionate way possible tho ofc#and eddie#oh my lawd eddie#eddie will fold.#he will fold so hard you may never see him again#like there goes ANOTHER tally mark to cross off steve’s list#rich parents#popular#chicks dig him#AND a complete and total raging love sick DORK#ticking all of mr munsons boxes#flattery works on him after all#stranger things#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#stranger things 4#stranger things season 4#st4#nancy wheeler#season 1 steve#steve harrington season 1
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#he's a dork he's a loser i love him endlessly#bbc merlin#arthur#m#ee#gifs#306#401#these are just silly i was making a gwen set and started thinking about him
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it always gets me when ppl try to paint timkon as nerd/jock. like i mean you could, but here's the thing. tim is the jock. kon is the nerd.
#rimi talks#tim ''enjoys going to ballgames'' drake vs kon ''will physically drop dead if he doesn't infodump about star trek'' el.#now granted like the dichotomy isnt ACTUALLY all that fitting (as many dichotomies aren't really) bc like. kon loves to surf#and tim IS a dork-ass loser who geeks out about gadgets machines and especially cars#but i mean if anyone's gonna start infodumping about biophysics it's kon. he doesnt even know he's explaining masters-level shit#hes just like yeah this is how everyone at cadmus talked all the time so i picked it up lol!#but between the two of them tim is SOOO much sportier lbr#of course. to realize this you'd have to think critically beyond hurr durr the taller broader one MUST be a jock. but yknow.#timkon
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Good luck! My talented artist.
The little happy run jump she does seeing Pleng play guitar and write music again is the cutest shit ever
#i fear we have another loser lesbian on our hands#she’s a dork and i love her#wanpleng#affair the series#affair#affair episode 4#gl series#*mine: gifs
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a lil expression practice with my favorite loser
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Okay we all agree that in the "good" universe Jayce goes on his house arrest but still meets Viktor and they go out and date and eventually end up together. and then Viktor goes on to become a professor and Jayce takes over the hammer business and also takes up making mobility aids and medical devices to help better lives (because magic is not the only way to do so.)
and they're doing pretty okay for themselves.
#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers#i think that's all the tags#viktor arcane#viktor#jayce talis#jayvik#arcane#also if you're like noooo what about mel well first of all she can do better than those two losers xox#second of all she'd not be interested in them if they didnt go on to create hextech#which is fine bc again she deserves muuuuch more than just two dorks xoxo i love her#anyway yes we all agree. correct???
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Exhausted Office worker!shion x horny needy fem user
Exhausted!Office Worker!Shion x Horny!Needy!Reader
♡ NSFW, fem reader, soft!Shion, fluff->smut, dry humping, fingering?? but no penetration, basically just clit rubbing ♡
note: thanks for the request kitty Kat 🩷
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Shion had worked a late shift tonight and came home quite late, flopping down onto the couch as soon as he got through the door. He leaned against the couch, trying to ease his tired mind in the peace and quiet of your home. He was brought back to reality though, when he felt the weight of your body on his lap, his hands instinctively landing on your hips.
"Hey pretty girl, how was your day?"
"It was fine...I missed you."
You bury your face in his chest, basking in the smell of his cologne.
"Yeah? I missed you too."
He plants a soft kiss on the top of your head, holding you as close as possible. He was in his own little world, fully content with just holding you. That was until he felt it, your hips subtly rocking back and forth. He was exhausted and honestly didn't feel like doing anything other than sleeping, but feeling you pressed against him and seeing how needy you were for him, it flipped a switch in his brain and before he even realized it, he was grinding back.
"You must've really missed me doll."
He lets out a soft chuckle at the sounds of your whining, his rough hands squeezing the soft flesh of your thighs before one of his hands slips under the fabric of your underwear to rub against your pussy. The noises you let out only served as encouragement and he was far from tired now, his thumb working overtime on your throbbing clit.
"Shi...please~"
"Shh it's okay, I got you darlin'"
He picked up his pace, his fingers slipping between your soaked folds as he thumbed at your clit harder, a sharp smirk forming on his face as he felt you cumming on his fingers.
"That's it angel, let go f'me."
You gripped his shoulders, whimpering into his chest as you grinded against his hand, riding out your orgasm. He removes his hand from your panties, licking your juices off his fingers and swiping his tongue over his lips.
"You taste so good princess...think I'll need to drink straight from the source now ♡"
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#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers fanfiction#shion x reader#shion smut#he's such a loser I just wanna bite him 😭#I love him tho#he's a dork but he's MY dork#side note what do y'all think Shion would smell like?#I feel like he'd smell like an ocean scented cologne or something#I love writing fics like this but I can hardly concentrate most of the time#this took me longer than I thought 🙃
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Remus Lupin with the bent nose that’s a little too big, with the soft tired amber eyes, with the soft jawline, with the slightly crooked teeth, with the spattered freckles all over his face, with the knobby knees, with the lanky limbs, with the skinny and completely un-muscled body, with the fluffy curly and inexplicably tangled tawny hair, with the awkward and hunched posture.
Remus Lupin who is so strange and weird that no one really understands why/how he’s friends with James and Sirius, and everyone is even more confused when he and Sirius get together and this literal god of a man is with such a dweeb (then you see them together and they’re so sweet and in love that it makes sense). He has to have a hand on Sirius at all times because, if he doesn’t, he’s scared that Sirius will leave and he won’t know where he is. He always wants to be in Sirius’ lap because he’s freezing cold constantly and Sirius runs hot, so he clearly needs to be cuddled, because why else would they be the way they are. He always has to be held and reassured that he is loved because he’s an insecure little baby.
Remus Lupin’s first kiss was Sirius, he lost his virginity to Sirius, his first relationship was with Sirius, because he’s scared of everyone else finding out he’s a werewolf. The only time he was ever called a Casanova was when his friends poked fun at him for so much as talking to someone outside of their direct friend group (Sirius, James, Peter, Lily, Mary, Marlene, etc.). He was an antisocial weirdo that shied away from conversations, and panicked and ran if any confrontation occurred.
Remus Lupin was not an active problem solver, his fight or flight response was permanently set to flight. He lived on chocolate and tea and whatever snacks his friends brought him when he was studying. He wasn’t a natural straight-O student, he had to work his ass off to get Es in most classes and Es and Os in his best ones. He couldn’t work for the life of him because he had a bad back and hips and knees and once hurt himself trying to lift a stack of books the wrong way (with his back not his legs). He’s allergic to pollen and dust and peanuts and he’s lactose intolerant and his stomach is super sensitive. He doesn’t smoke because he’s got asthma and is too scared he’ll get lung cancer or something because he’s drop-dead terrified of literally everything.
Loser kinda-ugly nerd Remus John Lupin needs to make a comeback because he is so cute.
#remus lupin#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#remus lupin headcanon#headcanon#headcannons#headcannon#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin x sirius black#sirius black x remus lupin#LET HIM BE A LOSER NERD#let him be the most loser ever#he deserves to be the most loser nerd weirdo wet-blanket dork ever#and also let him be unattractive#not everyone needs to be a model guys#he’s just a little guy#THIS IS AN OPINION DON’T INTERACT IF YOU JUST WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT IT#loser remus lupin#but we love him#wolfstar solos i’m not sorry
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He's such a fucking loser I hate him
#i lied i love him#what a dork#gay loser#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls lost legends#the book of bill#tbob#book of bill#gf#text
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matthew cant stop touching sasha?
yeah now look at him continue to keep his arm around sasha while he tries to adjust his knee like he accidentally got superglue all over his hands and his skin is gonna get ripped off if he so much as tries to remove his hand from sashas shoulder
2024 nhl global series finland practise | 10.31.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#utter clownshow#i really wish maffhew wouldve eaten shit for trying to be grossly in love#bond sickness is a serious thing and after the ir shenanigans that man is taking NO CHANCES#lundy shuffling away from the two man unit to give maffhew more space to fix his shinpad sock situation#and maffhew does the sensible thing and not you know detach himself from sasha to attend to it but actually makes it even harder on himself#what being taken to your husbands home country and romanced off the getgo does to a man#sashas always like catnip to him but now he cant get enough huh#gross! and in love! keep it to yourselves!#sasha barely paying attention to his dumb husband with attachment issues#this is what love looks like fucking dork#when i said he was a loverboy that also means all the cringefail loser sides of being a loverboy
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old redesigned bal doodle
#theyre cutie#i just think ben shouldbe been a dork loser#and mal should be a scruffy ratgirl#descendants#descendants fandom#descendants fanart#descendants bal#mal descendants#ben descendants#ben florian#bal#ben x mal#mal bertha#fanart#bal fanart#my art
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