#and I’m in love with him

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

[vampyrmar]

this diva

[rickswh0r3]

meow

[cowboycyns]

been kinda obsessed with Dad ™️ John sooooo have messy doodles 🥸

[woundlingus]

Give it up for Dean Winchester, he might not be gods strongest soldier, but he’s also not even his smartest

[mermaidlighthouse]

The complete lack of self awareness in Stede’s “a lot of your friends are troubled aren’t they?” while Buttons is literally chanting and burning sage to facilitate turning into a fuckin bird is a level of Himbo few will ever even glimpse but all should aspire to

Stede, muffin, sugar bear, dew drop…..your entire crew is off the walls bonkers but yeah sure Ed’s pirate friends are “troubled” 🫤

[otrtbs]

i would give willem dafoe the sloppiest toppy ever if given the chance i’m not even kidding

[anccaku]

My baby! I love his eyes. 🤍🩵

I don’t think I’m gonna ink this one. Just a cute Mahito sketch. ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

[gormlessboy]

leyendecker study with eizen

[msculper]

the thing about chris stevens is he just constantly pours love and affection on the people around him

[undrthelights]

please…. i’m suffering he-

this picture are you joking….. his side profile??? this man is gorgeous

HES SO CUTE PLEASE SKDBJFBF

he can’t keep getting away with this….

[sapphicathenas]

anyone else thinking about effie spending 24 years watching haymitch completely fall apart. effie, who met haymitch by accident, who knows exactly what kind of person he is, who sees him every year on his birthday for 24 years and each year he’s drunker, each year he’s angrier, each year he’s faster to give up. and then they get katniss and peeta. peeta, who is kind and open and understanding, who refuses to give up on haymitch. and katniss, who is so much like haymitch at 16 that it hurts. and over the few days they’re together, effie watches haymitch come back to life. watches him try. watches him have hope. and then they get to keep not one but both of those kids. they get to come home. and then, less then a year later, effie pulls haymitch’s name at the reaping.

[wondersimp]

*Someone asks Dick to pass the salt*

Damian: …Grayson, how do you tell apart someone addressing you by the name ‘Dick,’ from one who is insulting you by the genitalia word ‘dick?’

Dick: …Well, um

Jason: He can’t.

Dick: What no, of course I-!

Jason: *maintains eye contact* Trust me, You. Can’t.

Dick: *stares* How often are calling me a Dick and not my name?

Tim: *without looking up from his phone* Oh, it’s usually used synonymously.

Dick:

Damian: I see. *goes back to eating*

Dick: *mentally questions every time someone’s said his name*

[resvarie]

inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw

[kuronekoartsblog]

soOO YEAH this whole thing was totally a spur of the moment lol I saw a pic on twitter with a guy in this pose and it was like I got thunderstruck by the gods with the idea

Originally it was supposed to be only the suit ver but oomf hit me with the idea of him wearing the bottom part of starfire’s costume, SO HERE WE ARE

I can safely say it wins my personal contest of fastest art of the year

Also… should.. should I make this a lenticular card? Would you like it? 👀👉🏻👈🏻

[thebreadmantm]

Georgie my beloved ✨

(Plus the admiral)