#they are all gay disasters | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

everyoneonthenormandyisgay · 11 months ago

Note

Your url is so real also speaking of what your url refers to the gay Garrus mod is the best mass effect mod ever

omg thank you so much I was shocked it was available!

I LOVE THAT MOD I think garrus is a disaster for Shepard always no matter the gender. someone is loyal to him back??? he's in love immediately.

#mass effect #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #he's my pooky #they are all gay disasters

25 notes · View notes

mysterious-blood-pyramid · 8 months ago

Text

Lol if you want a slow burn read Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/Mo Dao Zu Shi. If you want a speed run with a lot of bumps along the way read Scumbag Villain Self-Saving System/Chuān shū zìjiù zhǐnán, but if you want a man pining for 800+ years and the MC having a speed run romance/sexuality crisis read Heaven's Official Blessings/Tiān Guān Cì Fú.

Hopes this clears things up 😊

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

6K notes · View notes

chaoticas-hell · 1 year ago

Text

I like how Nora tried to make us believe there was something between Renee and Jean like- no- that's a lesbian collecting traumatized gay men to be her friends like they're Pokémon

#she's also their ultimate wing woman #like when she told Neil Andrew was gay bc he wouldn't do it himself bc hes a disaster #shes just doing gods work helping her gay besties get their man #aftg #neil josten #all for the game #andrew minyard #andreil #the kings men #tkm #renee walker #aftg renee #jean moreau #jerejean #jeremy knox #aftg shitpost #all for the game my beloved #all for the gay

3K notes · View notes

obsob · 2 years ago

Text

making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!

#mine #original #ough. hello.#happy new year!!!!! first drawing of th year!!!!!!!!#also LAKSBF 15k followers. hello. welcome #i taught bf how to crochet n hes making a blanket....the irl insp for this piece...#im so proud of these colours....i used an actual real life colour palette..n i think that is th way forward #also . gradient maps my beloved #why have i always refused ur warm embrace.......#dont pay attention 2 the wool bowls okay ive seen a picture of one like once #i do want one however. tho why r they so expensive #its a bowl w a hole in it. relax #ive been listening 2 the silmarillion audiobook as ive been working...i love it sm its like incomprehensible #like. idk what ur talking abt but i love it all th same!!#i tried reading it last year n was like.......okay anyway #rereading gay nuclear disaster book rn....natasha pulley would it kill u 2 write a smut scene #i want 2 see th horrible little scientist man get railed #next book after this is . 1030 pages oaodghsdugd #my goal is to read 50 books this year but i do not think that will happen bc i refuse 2 read books less than 400 pages skjdgbskjd #someone ask me about books. i have so many opinions abt books #okay good evening. i leave u w love

8K notes · View notes

introspectivememories · 11 months ago

Text

it's always distinguished lesbian momo with disaster gay todoroki. we need to flip the script. disaster lesbian momo with distinguished gay todoroki. tddk are practically living together in shouto's japanese style dorm meanwhile momo flies in every morning, hair a mess, slamming that shoji door open, talkin bout "todoroki-kun! kyouka touched my knee this morning! do you think she likes me????"

#momo 2 seconds later: oh good morning midoriya-san. i hope i didnt disturb your sleep. anyway todoroki-kun pleaaase tell me what to do #i like this idea of prim and proper momo becoming a disaster over her gay little crush on jirou #tddk got their shit together 3 months into being friends. tdrk just confessed in that blunt way of his and now they're practically married #izuku's dorm room is his extra closet space for all might merch #they share a futon ffs #on the other hand momo's internal dialogue is just: hnnnng kyouka prettyyyy kyouka strong kyouka kissable #momo having debriefing sessions with tdrk every morning is so funny to me #izk thinks its ridiculous bc c'mon kyouka's crush on momo is visible from the moon #just tell her you like her yaoyorozu-san!!#yaoyorozu momo #jirou kyouka #todoroki shouto #midoriya izuku #tododeku #momojirou #tddk #bnha

2K notes · View notes

jadewritesficshere · 5 months ago

Text

Thinking about Eddie Munson who was complaining to the rest of the band about his shoulders and neck hurting post show. One of them convinces him to go for a massage.

Eddie shows up day of and is told to strip to level of comfort and get under the sheets laying on his back, his masseuse will knock before coming in. Eddie has not an ounce of care or shame, strips completely naked. Scars and tattoos on full display. He climbs between the sheets and waits. After knocking and hearing a "come in", his masseuse enters and-

The most handsome man he's ever seen walks in. A bit of stubble on his defined jaw, soft pale lips Eddie wants to kiss, big brown eyes Eddie wants to get lost in, slutty little waist and an ass Eddie could-

He introduces himself as Steve. Verifies where Eddie had said his tension was on the form he hastily filled out. Then it starts.

And maybe, maybe, Eddie is a bit touch starved. He could have anyone he wants, but they don't want him just his fame. Pushes them all away. Only gets close to his band, but they all are busy and have their own people outside of work.

And Steve is just touching him. Rubbing smooth circles into his temple, down his cheekbones towards his jaw. Pressing on parts of Eddie's face he didn't even realize were tense. It's relaxing.

And Eddie regrets not leaving at least his boxers on to help hide that he's becoming hard. Kind of embarrassing, which makes his dick harder- which, that's a lot to unpack right now-

"Hey, relax man," Steve says, laying a gentle hand on his shoulder. Eddie can see Steve's eyes dart towards the obvious situation," It's natural. Happens to the best of us." "Does it happen to you?" Eddie blurts out. Eddie wants to shove his face in one of these soft plush pillows and scream, but Steve just snorts a laugh and shakes his head at him. Doesn't even respond as he continues the massage.

Eddie tries to hold back his groans as Steve turns his head to the side and rubs his neck into his shoulders. He can feel the tension leave his body slowly. Feel the knots in his muscles release.

Eddie can't, however, hold back the noise he makes when Steve grabs a hold of his hair and tugs it. Eddie's eyes pop open and he stares into Steve's face, who has started blushing. Steve just clears his throat and let's Eddie's hair go before continuing the massage.

#Steve was just moving his hair and the intrusive thought won over and yanked Eddie's hair towards him #Eddie is waxing poetic in his head has already written a minimum of 3 songs about Steve and is now going to have Steve star in every fantas #Lol yall aren't gonna believe this i paused when typing 'Eddie is' and the suggested was to put 'Eddie is a gay disaster' asdhfdlsl #Anyways this was totally NOT inspired by me getting a massage (I've had many in the past) and this random masseuse grabbed all of my hair i #Their hand and then tugged it towards themselves which...has never happened before and I almost moaned so uh found something out about me #I was just like “OH???oh!” And then proceeded to melt into the table #That wasn't even the wildest massage experience I had...I've had a few which is why I know I should only stick with one person #Because I trust that masseuse but instead I was like “well let me try the stones they don't offer here” and went elsewhere #ANYWAYS I could see this happening to Eddie and went oh yeah...didn't mean to ramble but here ya go #Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson #Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington #Steddie #Steddie drabble #Jade is Talking

426 notes · View notes

gunsatthaphan · 3 months ago

Text

OKAY??¿¿

#the heart killers #firstkhao #kantbison #joongdunk #fadelstyle #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #upcoming bl #THANKS I HATE IT (no i dont)#also bison is such a loser like????#the way he looks at kant???????#boy is GONE (i understand him)#STAND TF UP #theyre all gay disasters and im ready to go down with them

396 notes · View notes

urghblergh · 1 month ago

Text

Tailoring clothes is an intimate business. ✨

149 notes · View notes

grechsblog · 1 month ago

Text

i think isafrin dynamic, especially postcanon, is so funny to me because (among other things) isabeau is the notorious Gets Scared When The Horrors Appear type of dude, but also happens to be madly into a guy who, for lack of better words, can be aptly described as The Horrors

#greching origins #in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #isat siffrin #isat isabeau #isafrin #like yes yes siffrin thinks themselves a monster and struggles with seeing that he isnt and that theyre still human. or whatever..........#but can you consider the flip side of things? from a different pov?#siffrin (accidentally did something that scared everyone and now feels guilty): i am a monster.#isabeau (rapidly deciding to pokemon-evolve into a monsterfucker this very instant): uh huh.#or well. he might as well already be Like That if that one snack time dialogue in act 4 is anything to go by but yk yk #pairs exclusively nice with my beloved hc that post loops and bigfrin fight siffrin is. a little fucked up. physically #<-like theres just something weird about him at all times now. his eye changes to impossible shades sometimes. or sparks strangely in light #yknow. the good stuff #anyway that is all about those disaster gays thank you for coming to my ted talk-

153 notes · View notes

woah-i-am-here · 10 months ago

Text

Role Swap!AU Doodles for a fanfic I want to write later. Basically World Tour but Alejandro and Noah have their roles and part of their upbringing swapped. Noah is the youngest of his siblings who are famous and recognized in areas and he's the ignored genius who's in the show for the first time trying to get recognition from his family, and Alejandro is a capable guy who got unfairly eliminated in season one and came back for another shot at the million.