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goldensunset · 1 year ago

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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

#peach rambles #you don’t have to get rid of blorbo and squimbus!! they would look great on top of your beautiful new nightstand you’ve been excited about #hall of fame i guess #i get. the sneaking suspicion this post has inspired at least two other posts #to the effect of ‘uhmmm i was ALWAYS excited about these things??’#yes i did have to do my own chores as a kid prommy. i just didn’t have feelings about stuff yet ok

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atalana · 9 months ago

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the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

#every time #managed to actually send it today!#but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now #so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird'#and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task #in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room #my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave'#and i had to manually catch myself #PLS.#adhd

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jellyjamheadobb · 6 months ago

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symphonyofsilence · 2 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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gayrudeboys · 10 months ago

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yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

#the conversation two minutes prior to this:#‘is that the senior citizen price?’#‘we don’t have a senior citizen discount’#‘just say it is’#‘that is the senior citizen price’#‘oh! perfect!’#i would drop dead to give this guy five more years

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bruciemilf · 2 months ago

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Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

#thomas to me is a really angry guy with can puff three packs of cigs a day and aggressively yells his affection and martha saw that #and thought ‘hot’#during their two years of marriage Alfred keeps trying to prove she’s a vampire Candace Flynn style and she never works #‘would you like me to draw the courtains MADAM’#‘no :) you know I have that skin condition right :)’ ‘aha :)) yes of course :))))))’#thomas wayne #martha wayne #bruce wayne #the waynes #dc comics #dc #text #batman #baby bruce wayne #text post

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keymintt · 8 months ago

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YOU MUST TRY TO LOVE YOURSELF WHEN NOTHING ELSE DOES. THIS WILL BE THE HARDEST PART

#art #painting #drawing #coyotes #coyote #traditional #body horror #gouache #black #white #neon #sword #eye strain #my art #trying a different color scheme with this one yeehaw #would love to be able to do more than like. two of these a year but alas i am Busy #greatest hits

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jakeperalta · 9 months ago

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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

#under this premise part time work is valid too!#personally i think i'd probably study. maybe do another masters maybe part time across two years this time #if i were to do a job job i think i'd try out working in a library (ideally an academic library). which would technically be more studying #since i'd need to get a library qualification first #i'm just very curious what people would choose if it was purely a choice of what appeals to you over the practicality/necessity #talking

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lady-of-the-spirit · 6 months ago

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"Canon divergence" but it's giving characters the close friendships I think they would have had if canon had expanded a little more.

#maybe bc they couldnt include it without overstuffing the story or bc they didn't have time. but i know it happened.#sometimes two characters WOULD have been best friends!! i know they would have been! canon just didn't go into it for some reason #i think i made a post like this before #but whatever #i'm saying stuff

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baambastic · 3 months ago

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I see your “Apollo agreed so easily because he doesn’t care about Odysseus” and raise you “the god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so he’s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.”

#epic the musical #epic the wisdom saga #epic: the musical #epic: the wisdom saga #the wisdom saga #epic spoilers #epic the musical spoilers #god games #apollo #epic apollo #epic odysseus #odysseus #🐍#honestly thought this would hover at around 30 notes and never show up in my notifs again after a day or two #(not that I care about or made this post to get notes. it blowing up is just funny to me.)

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 days ago

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FNAF teen Michael tries to cheer up teen Vanny,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #michael afton #fnaf 4 #security breach #ITS BEEN A HOT SECOND since I’ve last drawn these two!!#I love drawing the teen vers of them #I think they would get along on the fact they both have shitty dads #and the best way to cope as an angsty teen #is committing some arson 🩵#they deserve it I think

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dapper-lil-arts · 6 months ago

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Last one I swear... Unless?

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mfshipbracket · 2 years ago

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#mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #round 1 #shrek #shrek x fiona #shrek fiona #kylo ren #rey #reylo #star wars #i have a no kissing img policy and the other intimate pic i could find was ? rey being dead 😭#ME SITTING THERE LIKE WHAT DO I DO….?#anyway. ngl this was the funniest one simply cuz i was doing the matchup system and realizing these two would be pit against each other.#sent a genuine shockwave thru my body ngl.#good luck everyone .

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factual-fantasy · 3 months ago

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I was thinking about Conkeldurr recently like "man I know people think this Pokémon is creepy but I actually think he's kind'a neat and it sucks that he's a trade evo..."

And then that transformed into "Actually I LOVE Conkeldurr he looks wicked tough yet also wise and I think more people should give this Pokémon a chance"

And then THAT transformed into "Conkeldurr is a tough as nails gentle giant that has a tiny sad Zorua daughter that he loves very much and he carries her around on his back and he loves his tiny daughter and if you so much as look at his sweet tiny daughter he will actually punch you into last week also did I mention that this Zorua is his tiny special daughter that he loves very much-"

#pokemon #tw blood #tw injury #conkeldurr #zorua #long post #probably two Pokémon you would have NEVER imagined being drawn together right? XD #Same here! XDDDDD #pokemon black and white

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mourn-and-watch · 3 days ago

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ekko describing jinx from his timeline to powder as someone who's just different but whose ideas change the world. jayce saying to machine herald!viktor that his imperfections are a part of everything that made him so admirable. powder getting mesmerized when she sees different timeline!ekko before he leaves. jayce building his whole life around the idea he got from different timeline!viktor when he saved him. love does transcend reality after all

#sorry for arcaneposting. really didn't expect it would hit me this bad #and like. with the parts i didn't care about as much in s1 #it really took one episode to sell me timebomb. two to make me more than casual jayvik enjoyer #and i'm usually a hater of alternative timeline/reality plotlines because they often get too convoluted and messy #but oh boy did they make it beautiful enough to make me forget to care about logic and continuity. idgaf honestly. i love that love is real #jayvik #timebomb #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane s2 spoilers

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triona-tribblescore · 10 months ago

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I just wanna draw them being all soft n stuff okay? :'( <333

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