#these names are so fucking funny
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elden ring things.. i never shared...i had so much....i drew so much...wtf
#elden ring#fia the deathbed companion#sorcerer rogier#d hunter of the dead#d beholder of death#elden ring oc#festering fingerprint vyke#elden ring malenia#vyke elden ring#ancient dragon lansseax#these names are so fucking funny#i feel like im the opening cinematic narrator naming every epic hero rn#finlay elden ring#um its a lot to alt text i promise ill get to it when im not tired as fak#kir art
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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look
"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc
obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#armand#armand iwtv#scopophobia cw#in s1 the look on 'rashid''s face when daniel asks where hes from is so carefully and calculatedly innocent i like it a lot#then ofc in 2x05 the actor for armand enters what is medically referred to as sicko mode#whats his name actually hold on#assad zaman#goood stuff#what can i say this show is candy for my brain#v funny how armand was literally Just A Guy in the first season but season 2..... holy fuck#i want 100 more episodes of this freak#yes he did all that and i stand with my cancelled wife
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.
#SHE JUST WANTS TO DO CHORES#pony posting#THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE AREA#THAT DESIRE HER CARNALLY#my little pony#everyone wants Applejack is such a fun trope#mlp#applejack#rarity#autumn blaze#mlp fim#countess coloratura#rara#cherry jubilee#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#friendship is magic#I don't even know the name of these ships dfhbdh#I will not hear arguments that Autumn blaze does not classify as a beautiful woman. she's a mythical being#tortured by thirst lol#so fucking funny.#Rara's “childhood friends that grew UP” thing is so funny.#rarijack is peak but I think its funny that theres more beautiful women into her.
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not even a month into working there and sams already at his limit
#the idea of colin crawling on the ground ripping out wires is so fucking funny#the magnus protocol#tmagp#the magnus protocol spoilers#tmagp spoilers#samama khalid#colin becher#idk lenas full name ill come back to it later#my art
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PLEASREE PLEASE SHOW MORE EQUIGAM ART PLEASE!!!!!!
When in doubt — post yaoi art. Or however the saying goes. Perchance.
#doodle#homestuck#gamzee makara#equius zahhak#equigam#thanks for the ask!#and sorry it took so long lol#why the fuck did i decide to ship the two bitches with the akwardest to mash together names possible#and i cant come up with something cute cus people wouldn't know wtf I'm talking about#also i have basically zero imagination#i saw the twitter hs ship pole and that equigam was in it BUT FOR MY OWN GOOD#i decided not to follow it cus i would get insanely tilted lol#apparently it already caused some funny drama so I'm not missing out lmao#anyway I've been preoccupied with Halloween prepping and planing my costume#so wish me luck in making hs horns for the first time lol
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Nothing I could get my rocks off to
Anyway kind of ironic that it’s called downtime when it’s always the most stressful part of the season
#fantasy high#d20 fhsy#d20#fhjy#gorgug thistlespring#riz gukgak#fig faeth#fabian seacaster#adaine abernant#adaine o'shaughnessey#Fabian fumbling so fucking bad 😭😭😭 when youre with a bad bitch and you keep bringing up your nerdy ass friends#also one small headcanon: i think its funny to imagine gorgug never changing the names he saved the people on his phone with#so half the bad kids are just their first name (school)#fig put her own nickname
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mentopolis is an absolute blast so far
#d20#d20 mentopolis#mentopolis#dan fucks#i cant believe thats his actual name its so goddamn funny#daniel fucks#conrad schintz#< he’s my favorite btw#dimension 20
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#this is a meme btw it’s not real#phan#amazingphil#daniel howell#dnp#dan and phil#dan#Phil#my shit#took me two minutes please enjoy#you know it’s fake bc Phil king of comedy would get every joke#oh so you think you’re funny? name every joke#fuck I should have swapped it to the orange heart
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Part a movie adaptation was never gonna do justice was how unhinged/out there Katniss' inner monologue was at times.
#the hunger games#thg#hunger games#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#thg glimmer#artists on tumblr#comic art#thg fanart#hunger games fanart#fan art#digital art#clip studio paint#the hunger games fan art#suzanne collins#honestly her taking a pause in her panic to just diss Glimmer's name was so fucking funny
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⛪️🏍️✝️🪧🏳️🌈😈😇
👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👩👭❤️🧡🤍🩷
#this is so so so stupid <3#guys phannies are so delusional#like are we okay (no)#what IS THIS#i’m going to a dyke march tomorrow can you tell#i’m not tagging them in this bc i’m not ready for dan and phil to say the word dyke#i’m still finding my comfort with it as a lesbian#blasphany#that ship name is so fucking funny#dan and phil#dnp#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#phister phlesbaniel my beloved#d&p#danandphilgames#sister daniel#sapphic#dip and pip#angel striker#hbdnell#bog#pp42??#the lesbification of dan and phil
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im not a fan of modern merthur but the idea of them meeting in modern times and introducing themselves to each other and them laughing and bonding over their names being connected to the myth of king arthur and camelot is just so cute
#like i prefer canon fics#magic and royalty and knights and dangerous quests etc etc#but the idea of merlin being teased for sharing a name with the great wizard of legend#which means he has Too Much knowledge on all things camelot#and then meeting arthur pendragon and going#‘no fucking way’ and his first question when arthur introduces himself is ‘as in king arthur of camelot?’#and arthur (never been told that before) is like ‘wtf?? no?? but interesting first response pls tell me more im intrigued’#and merlin introducing himself with a laugh#them bonding over it and making jokes like#‘finally. where have you been?? i’ve been looking for you’#‘wheres my crown’#‘must be destiny’#‘ill turn you into a toad’#etc etc#so cute#so funny#i love them#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur
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yeah I know about your CURRENT f/os... but tell me about your exes 👀 was there drama? Or just drifting apart...
#PLEASEE TELL ME THE DEETS#mine are. funny (to me at least)#shout out if you f/o any of my exes#broke up with;#bill cipher (related too hard)#sans Classic tm (drifted)#deidara (got so fucking mad about how he died i got the ick.)#eyeless jack (he was my equivalent to Pick A Random Guy when Asked About Crush. one of my first f/os tho shout out)#riku kh (grew apart! he was my first f/o !!!)#shall not be named. (all you need to know was the word “dummysexual” was involved and it was middleschool)#<- if you guess you win 30 doubloons#imagine your f/o#f/o community#f/o stuff#selfship community#selfship#fictional other#f/o#fictional crushes#romantic f/o#f/o x s/i
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There should be an episode of dead boy detectives about a group of buzzfeed unsolved-style ghost hunters who are coincidentally also calling themselves the dead boy detectives because the first unsolved case they looked into was the deaths/disappearances of several boys at a catholic boarding school called st hilarions
They should also be played by Ty Tennant, Sebastian Croft, and Madalyn Horcher aka the original dbda from doom patrol
#it would be perfect and so fucking funny#the boys would be SO mad they stole their name but there’s nothing they can do about it#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead patrol
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I watched the new Spider-Man across the spiderverse
#spider man across the spider verse#miles morales#my art#spiderman#peter Parker#i do not remember thr other guys names#spider punk#Spider Gwen#Shitpost#it was late when I drew this ok#And now it’s early morning :(#Omg it’s freaking funny that this post kind blew up a lil bit#Well blew up in terms of the attention my blog usually gets#I Imagine ppl have come to my blog for more spiderverse content#And then all they see is Cddwtd shipping and au crap and they’re like#What the fuck#That’s so funny to me for some reason ALSKDNJD#WHAT#THIS IS MY FIRST POST TO REACH 1K NOTES?#great#1k
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team red egg is now real
#this guy is so stupid i think they would eat sand for fun#the file name I kept all my textures in is just “stupidfucker” because I couldn't come up with a name for this guy#also i have to make the legs like stupid long whenever I render and egg sitting its so fucking funny#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp art#qsmp eggs#qsmp purgatory#qsmp red team#qsmp team bolas#qsmp team red#bolas rojas#team bolas
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