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Creep hitting on Regulus @ the bar:
GUY: What’s your body count, beautiful?
REG: That depends.
GUY: On what?
REG: Wether you’re asking how many guys I’ve “taken home” or how many I’ve taken out ☠️
REG (whispers): Both are higher than you’d think.
JAMES: …I want him in a way that’s concerning to my life expectancy.
#it’s jegulus your honor#james potter is a simp#grumpy x sunshine#marauders era#marauders#james potter#regulus black#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders incorrect quotes#hp marauders#jegulus#sunseeker#starchaser#dead gay wizards from the 70s#gay dead wizards#the marauders era#the marauders#regulus black is a little shit#regulus x james#james x regulus#james loves regulus#regulus loves james#james potter x regulus black#regulus black x james potter#gay regulus black#bisexual james potter#james potter is the sun#regulus being regulus#regulus and evan and barty#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs
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Everyone talks about Percy being a simp for Annabeth and they’re right but I feel like we need to acknowledge this is 100% a simp4simp relationship
#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#they are both simps your honor#my posts
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"I think it's a testament of how strong their bond is that she was able to reach through the spell."
DAMN RIO WAS DOWN BAD FOR AGATHA
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#agathario#agatha x rio#marvel tv#aubrey plaza#rio x agatha#rio#agatha harkness x rio vidal#rio vidal#mcu#marvel mcu#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#This entire interview is chefs kiss#wlw post#wlw#sapphic#lesbianism#lesbian#sapphic yearning#i can't with these two#theyre in love your honor#this is actually insane#Like Rio you a simp for real
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Hats 2
Trading hats. ... Or maybe not.
#fnaf#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#fnaf y/n#dca#fnaf dca#daycare attendant#fnaf daycare attendant#dca x y/n#moon x y/n#sun x y/n#security guard y/n#traditional drawing#sketches#my art#do not reupload#They are such simps your honor.#He hasn't thought it through.#When your plan is backfiring on you.#Panicking when your crush looks too cute for you to handle it.#Yes they have a folder where they store their favorite photos and recordings of Y/N.
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YO?
#he's insane your honor#i have become interested#the story- whatever it is they're cooking- looks pretty good#can't wait for more boothill and dj robin and ofc mr reca#mr reca#hsr#harmony simps
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I want to talk more about Oyei and Cher because what a fantastic established couple. Oyei went into debt to take care of his people during the pandemic and Cher is the one making sure he’s not taking that burden entirely on himself. They are partners and they talk about real problems and handle things as a team. They are great brothers to Yak and tickled by the idea of fuck buddies in a way only an old married couple can be. Cher has the ultimate leverage over Oyei and he uses it to get shit done. Legends!
#i love them your honor#i was already going to simp over thor in this show no matter what but then they went and made oyei excellent#wandee goodday#thai bl#shan shouts into the void
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Angel Dust, hinting that he'd make a good date for a party or something: You know, it's kinda funny, my sister always told me I’d make a better wife than her someday.
Husk, vibrating like a sinner who has already bought a ring, picked a wedding date, planned a honeymoon, and simply waiting for Angel to get his head out his non-existent ass: You don't say?
#they're in love your honor#also a little stupid#i just really like the idea of husk being a simp guys#hazbin hotel#angel dust#husk#huskerdust#hazbin angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin husk#angel dust hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel angel dust#vivziepop#angelhusk
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Abu Dhabi GP '23 // SF Full Access
#the simp eyes....out of control#carlos seeing charles with another man and having the uncontrollable urge to touch/claim him#watching his boy get comfortably seated on his car...#they're in love your honor!!#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#charlos#c2#sf full access#Abu Dhabi GP '23#2023#gifs#mine#formula one#f1#ferrari#abu dhabi gp 2023
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Yin Yu, near tears of exhaustion, in Xie Lian's communication array: Your Highness please come pick up Chengzhu-
Dear tgcf fandom, take this sopping wet Hua Cheng I drew in 30 minutes.
#tgcf#hua cheng#crimson rain sought flower#he's a sopping wet beast#i'll die on this hill#a pathetic simp screaming internally whenever close to Xie Lian#i love him your honor#I wanna pinch his cheeks#Yin yu deserves all the raises#idc how well he is paid#it is not enough#it can never be enough for having to deal with crimson rain sought flower of all people#leves art#yes i practically ever only draw memes these days
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Gimme Grumpy x Sunshine Jegulus or give me DEATH (preferably not theirs)
🐈⬛ ☀️
#it’s jegulus your honor#jegulus#marauders era#marauders#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders incorrect quotes#regulus black#james potter#hp marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#sunseeker#starchaser#grumpy x sunshine#regulus black is a little shit#james potter is the sun#james potter is a simp#james x regulus#the marauders era#the maruaders#regulus black loves james potter#james potter loves regulus black#regulus x james#the black brothers#james potter x regulus black#regulus loves james#james loves regulus
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Gwen, to Hobie: Hey, did you know that Miles stayed up all of last night reading up on colonialism just so he could talk to you about it?
Miles, ears burning: I have no idea what you’re talking about
#Imagine willingly learning history for someone#simp energy#your honor this man is whipped#across the spiderverse#punkflower
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kanej has my whole heart for many reasons, one of which is the whole “Kaz can always sense inej, he thinks she’s doing it on purpose, she thinks he just can.” Its mentioned in a couple chapters, and I love how Inej marvels over how Kaz can just sense her, because he truly sees and gets her, while Kaz thinks everyone can sense inej and is just a completely oblivious lovesick little shit
#kanej#kaz is so oblivious#i love them your honor#THEY JUST GET EACHOTHER#six of crows#my man is a simp 🙏
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I was feeling silly, so here’s something I made to be real silly. cus why not.
#traditional art#my art#lmk red son#lmk mk#lmk spicynoodles#lego monkie kid#red son x mk#is it possible to platonically simp for a character because every time i look at mk i want to give him a double high five#mk x red son#pokemon reference#they're gay your honor#he is so silly#*pat pat*#autistic rizz#me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic
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[Sketch dump]
The chokehold this man has on me is ridiculous (but ngl I'm not complaining)
#am i in love with a tired homeless man who sleeps in a sleeping bag? yes.#is it a problem? maybe.#but i love him your honor#aizawa shouta#mha#sketch#im not ashamed#eraserhead#daddyzawa#literally the reason why i live and breathe#shameless simp post
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snas undertale.
and a bit of skelehand hypothesis.
#me art#sans undertale#sans the skeleton#your honor i love him#imma simp with 0 shame idc anymore yolo#sans x self insert#sans x y/n#i think?
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