#therapy game incorrect quotes

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

“Should I… apply it with the lipstick itself, my finger, or… my mouth?”

[cod-dump]

Teen!Ghost: Dad!

Price, curled up on the couch with a book and blanket: Hm? Back from therapy?

Teen!Ghost, plopping down next to him: Yep! Guess what?

Price: What?

Teen!Ghost: During therapy I told Isaac something and he asked if we could pause for a moment so he could think about what I had said

Price: Uh-

Teen!Ghost: I’m so close to winning therapy! I can feel it!

Price: Simon-

Teen!Ghost, jumping off the couch: Crisp time! *runs out of the living room*

Price, putting his book to the side and throwing the blanket off his lap: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?!

[judas-had-a-crown]

Raphael, holding his hand out and smiling: My dear Tav, want to dance with a charming man? Tav: I'd love to. Where is he?

[xxanssie]

Andrew: Yes and Neil was there with his annoying face and pretty blue eyes. And he…. (continues to ramble on.)

Bee, (sitting in front of him, nodding while eating popcorn): What?? He did that?

[ijustloveobeymeok]

Simeon: You killed them!?

Belphegor: Actually, I believe they died of natural causes

Solomon, checking the body: knife to the neck

Simeon: I thought you said they died of natural causes

Belphegor: There's nothing more natural than dying from knife to neck

Satan, nodding: What would be unnatural is if they had survived

[thesaddhatter]

Me: Out of every newly infected version of humanity, which one brought you the most frustrati-

The Weave: earthlings.

Me: wha-

The Weave: every other realm knew the gods, knew to fear them. Knew to fear us. But Weaver was and always has been neglectful with Their creations, it only stood to reason Their Realm would be uneducated,

The Weave: but it was worse than I feared, in their absence Earthlings, as they call themselves, went feral…

The Weave: The first earthling to fall to my spell, undergo the first trial and live to tell about it just.

Wandered off the Trial grounds… they were stuck in a false past for three gods damned months before finally, and rather accidentally killing the monster they were supposed to!

The Weave: the thirty first -somehow?- managed to access the Admin only Help Desk by guessing the 87 letter long password…

The Weave: the definitive worst though was. Him… number eight thousand four hundred and ninety two… that bastard took one look at the Awakened Beast that he was supposed to kill, walked up to it, punched the Beast it it’s face, then ran to a stair-well, tripped the Beast down the stairwell then threw boxes and barrels and torches and parts of crumbling walls at that thing until it died… do understand how humiliating that death is? I felt bad, for the Beast.

The Weave: but that’s not the worst part… he did it without even trying to access My Spell… he did it with no knowledge, he didn’t even realize he could access his Status until he became a sleeper…

The Weave: truly one of the most frustrating dumbasses I’ve ever had the displeasure of working with.

[samtheplatypus]

Stop Julian, I'm not going away

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Dictionary Keeper: "Hey, Mistress, can I get some of your wisdom?"

Tournament Mistress: "Always, my child."

Dictionary Keeper: "I'm worried about [REDACTED]."

Tournament Mistress: *sighs* "Once more shall you be reminded! [REDACTED] is safer than we, Dixie! Ease your burden."

Dictionary Keeper: "That's... that's not what I mean! I'm worried about the way he's been. All the paranoid stuff, the anxiety. I thought bringing [REDACTED] out here, out into nature, it might mellow him out. Flush all the bad vibes out of his system."

Dictionary Keeper: "But it's only gotten worse! I've known [REDACTED] for so long now... but it feels like he's getting further away from me and... and I just don't know what to do!"

Tournament Mistress: "Ah... One must... in the words of the Master... no, uh... Hold on, I don't want my words to be misinterpreted when I say..."

Tournament Mistress: *tired* "...That boy needs therapy."

Dictionary Keeper: "W-well, yeah for sure, and I'm trying to do that!"

Dictionary Keeper: "I make sure he's safe, I listen to his problems, I-I try to help him feel valid, all that stuff!"

Tournament Mistress: "Dixie, you are strong and wise and wonderful, and you can do everything you can to support him..."

Tournament Mistress: "...But you cannot FIX him. Understand?"

Tournament Mistress: "[REDACTED] is lost in a maze of his own making, and it will take a professional to help him escape."

Dictionary Keeper: "That's... a lot to take in. I need to think about it. Thanks for your wisdom, Tournament Mistress."

Tournament Mistress: *mumble* "Thank me when you actually take my advice."

[dxc-95]

(After Tenshi finds out her brother, Enel, was the one who attacked her, leaving her with facial scars and amnesia) Tenshi: The pain was bad. The smell was worse. But the worst thing was that it was my brother who did it.

[ankhtumbra]

Damn, imagine getting owned by a king who fucked your daughter and they have a son. I'd be embarrassed if I were you, Sol Badguy.

Sol: I drink to forget, but I always remember.

Ky: Yeah that's because you can't get drunk.

[marigoldwriter]

NOBODY ASKED, BUT I DID IT!

Incorrect quotes from Descendants! Specifically with characters from my fanfic!! (read here)

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Letty: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.

Corwin: Ok.

Letty: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

(I saw someone doing this with Red and all I could think of was Letty, like mother like daughter)

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Murderer: Any last words?

Cherise: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

(little by little they will understand that she isn't afraid of death, not even a little bit)

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Micah, looking at the Hearts's children: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

(it's a spoiler, yes, but no one will understand)

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Manon: Just be yourself. Say something nice to her.

Letty: Which one? I can't do both.

(I should put Letty as red, she's so her mother)

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Corwin: Do you have a self-care routine?

Rosa: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

(In Riddles, French, Spanish, and a british accent, to be precise)

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Arley, about Letty: She’s speaking some kind of French.

Rosa: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

(Nobody knows who Arley is, but I'm going to put her here anyway. And this is very canon)

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Letty, to Eva: If you see Corwin, give him this message *makes a neutral face*.

Letty: He'll know what it means.

*Later*

Eva: oh, and Letty said to give you a message.

Eva: *makes a neutral face*

Corwin: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

(NOBODY KNOWS WHO EVA IS BUT— yeah, you'll understand)

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Montreal: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Letty!

*Neither of them die*

Letty: …

Montreal: …

Montreal: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

Letty: No thanks.

(Spoiler, maybe, but that would happen. AND YOU WILL KNOW SOON WHO MONTREAL IS)

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Cherise: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

(Dearest, you've been like this since you were ten, please, you'll break another bone if you stay like this)

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Mal: While I’m gone, you’re in charge, baby dragon.

Micah: Yes!!!

Mal, whispering: You’re secretly in charge, little dragon.

Manon: Obviously.

(THERE’S NO OTHER COLOR FOR THEM OTHER THAN PURPLE. I'll do this to Hearts family if I do this again)

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Red: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Letty: *looking at Chloe out of the corner of her eye* How tall is she?

(this will probably happen, at some point, out of sight of the readers)

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Eva, banging on the door: Letty! Open up!

Letty: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Micah: No, she meant-

Corwim: Let she finish. I'll be next.

(it would be funny if they didn't really need therapy)

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Cherise: *Gently taps table*

Rosa: *Taps back*

Corwin: What are they doing?

Letty: Morse code.

Rosa: *Aggressively taps table*

Cherise: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

(They were arguing about who won the card game last time)

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That's it! I was really inspired by @ronance4everbrainrot to make this post, I just wanted to have some level of interaction about my fanfic and for it to be fun.

[shinalenecaffeinatedwriter]

GunnTechAU!Villains Incorrect Quotes

Because I like to think that they also have the power of friendship on their side.

Isabella: Truth or dare?

Luna: Truth

Isabella: How many hours have sleep this week?

Luna: ...Dare

Isabella: Go to sleep!

Luna: I don't like this game

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Luna: You can never lose an argument if you say “Shut up, Nerd” at the end

Romeo: Yes, you can

Luna: Shut up, Nerd

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[After their first time working together as villains]

Isabella: Do something that I wasn't willing to do all those years ago

Nori: Uh hu, Bring GunnTech down, right?

Isabella: No. Get some therapy, *Burst of laughter* *Snickers* Mother of God!

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Nori: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Luna?

Luna: Nah,

Kevin: I do!

Nori: We know, Kevin

Kevin: I'm sad

Luna: We know, Kevin

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Luna: Damn It! English doesn't have enough curse words! *Curses in Italian*

Wolfy Kids: Please don't cuss at us in a language we don't speak, Luna

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Kevin: Sis,

Luna: I'm not your sis, Kevin

Kevin: Sister, I crave chaos

Luna: Good

*Kevin gets headpats*

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Romeo: Hey Nori, do you want to make 20 dollars fairly easy?

Nori: How?

Luna, from the other room: Oh, my God!

Nori: What did you do?

Romeo: Well…

Luna: WHAT THE HELL?!?

Nori: Make it 50

Romeo: Deal! *Hands the money*

Luna, storming in: WHO WAS IT!? WHO DID THIS!?

Nori, putting the money on his pocket: It was Romeo

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[After GunnTech managed to capture Isabella, Who manages to escape pretty easily]

Isabella: What are you guys doing?

Luna: Wh- You- We're here to save you

Isabella, dumbfounded: You were gonna... save me?

Luna: It was a really good plan too

Isabella, absolutely moved: Well, I can go back inside and you can still do it.

Nori: That's patronizing...

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Hywel: You know, I wish you guys would take a greater interest in my things, we're siblings, but sometimes feels like we're just roommates.

Rhiannon: Hywel, if you don't cut it out with YOUR MIDDLE CHILD NOSENSE!! I'm gonna SHOVE your head into THE TOILET!

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Hywel: Shit! Ripp, What does this say?

Rhiannon: I don't know, Howler. One of you knocked out the one who could read Latin! (Romeo)

Kevin: Why don't we ask Luna?

Rhiannon: No! Then Nori would laugh at us.

Luna: Guys, I-

Rhiannon: We know what It says, we can read. [We can't read...]

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Hywel: I suffer from Ligma

Isabella, who has been mostly in hiding since GunnTech and not interacting with people nor Internet: ...What's Ligma?

.

.

.

Kevin: I'm going to tell her,

Rhiannon: Don't. You. Dare.

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Rhiannon: Lu, Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

Luna: Wha-?

Rhiannon: Yeah, It runs in your genes

Luna: *Snickers* Jeez, that's so stupid...

Rhiannon: *Chuckles*

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Nori: I guess I'm just too tough to cry

Hywel: Yesterday you were crying about snakes

Nori, with tears in their eyes: They don't have any arms

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Luna: What did you do? I said distract them not knocked them out!

Nori: ...There's just no pleasing you sometimes

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What are you scared of?

Luna: Closed spaces

Rhiannon: Not being enough to the people that depends on me

Kevin: Spiders

Hywel: GunnTech’s experiments

Nori: Being alone

Romeo: The irrefutable knowledge that nature thinks we don’t need anything else on an evolutional level although they’re so many things we, as humans, still haven’t accomplish; the only solution that we have is scientific progress.

Isabella: Romeo

Kevin: Can I change my anwswer to match Isa’s?

[samtheplatypus]

I had to

Pls, take this man to therapy

[the-only-teruteru-fan]

So- Danganronpa became a big enough fandom for me that I decided to make a side blog for it! And because…I need a community my dudes

ME:

I’m @snickerzanddoodlez, you can call me whatever you’d like! I’ve finished the first and second games, but I intend to complete the series so please avoid spoilers for DGv3 past Chapter 5 when interacting with me! I did finish the Danganronpa 3 anime (you know, with the different arcs) though!

My favorite characters are Teruteru, Gundham, Ryoma, Byakuya, Kaito, Yasuhiro, and Togami! Fuyuhiko, Gonta, Kokichi, and Monokuma are very close behind :) (NOTE: I don’t support all of these characters’ actions! You know who this disclaimer is about, haha! And my affection of said individual doesn’t exactly extend to the End of Hope’s Peak Academy anime…) Also, I haven’t played Danganronpa v3 yet, but I think I’ll like that weird little guy who looks like Mineta

I’m a Warrior Cats veteran, so…the things I make might end up being a little weird!

I also sell cute lil’ Danganronpa stickers!

I do commissions, too! Fund my Doll-gonronpa Collection

ASKS:

The ask box is always open for questions, discussion, suggesting incorrect quotes / art / animatics, etc!

By the way! I like to be incredibly needlessly angsty and cringy- so we don’t judge here! I’m still getting a feel for what does and doesn’t fly in this fandom- so give me the best you’ve got! All of your angst and ideas- maybe I’ll draw them!)

Just stay generally SFW (suggestive jokes and the likes are fine!) and keep in mind that I am 16!

RPS:

Currently occupied with a few!

TAGS:

Oh! FYI, I tag posts that fit into the same niche the same way! Here’s the list!

Incorrect Quotes - dgnincorrect

Headcanon - danganheadcanon

Posts I Look Back On for Comfort - my happy posts

Animatics / Animation - danganimatic

Fankids - Koji Hinata, Hotaru Tanaka, Aika Miodasoda, Haru Nidai, Mieko Nidai, Natsuki Kuzuryu, Fumiko Kuzuryu, Kiko Naegi, Honda Hagakure

The Nextgen Killing Game - legacy killing game

“IMPORTANT” STUFF

-The Teruteru Essay

-Animatics (Even Unlisted Ones!)

MY BUDDIES:

(If you are on this list and uncomfy with it let me know!)

-@detective-dick-gumshoes-pot-room

-@susiecampbelll

- @thedaydreamerscastle

MY SHIPS

Please note! As long as it isn’t incestuous / predatory, I don’t really mind what people ship- these are just my biggies! I’m also a really big fan of weird / unconventional ships, despite the lack of them on this list. Not PRO-ships, let’s get that straight, just ships that make you think about ‘em for a minute…like, “who came up with this??” I dig those.

TRIGGER HAPPY HAVOC:

Ishimaru x Mondo

Makoto x Kiyoko

Byakuya x Toko / Genocide Jack (I like to pretend they love each other. And make them less creepy)

Sakura x Aoi

Yasuhiro x Aoi (but as adopted siblings)

Celeste x Hifumi (I’m not active in this ship, nor am I even sure it actually exists I just think they should fix each other)

GOODBYE DESPAIR:

Gundham x Sonia

Akane x Nekomaru

Fuyuhiko x Peko

Monokuma x Monomi (silly)

Hajime x Nagito (but only Nagito’s one-sided crush on Hajime)

Chiaki x Hajime

Kazuichi x Ibuki

Imposter x Mikan

KILLING HARMONY:

Shuichi x Kaede

Tsumugi x Gonta

Korekiyo x Kirumi (Kokichi is their son) (don’t even ask)

Miu x Keebo (Monotaro is their son)

Kaito x Maki (one of my OTPs for this fandom, honestly)

Shuichi x Kaede

Ryoma x therapy

Kokichi x Himiko

[0cto0tter]

maybe some incorrect quotes of barnacles just being a dad?

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Barnacles: Don't put that in your mouth.

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Barnacles: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Inkling: Did you just make that up?

Barnacles: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Inkling:

Barnacles: A really long fortune cookie...

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Tired Kwazii: CAPTAIN! This soup is flaccid!

Barnacles: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Barnacles: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Barnacles: Can I have a private talk with you?

Peso: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Barnacles: Tweak just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Barnacles: And I have no idea what to do about it. She's running around untying shoes.

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Barnacles: Now then, what do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Barnacles: *crosses arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in...

Kwazii, in the back: I do!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Barnacles: I've got no service in my phone here. I'm going to check around for another phone.

Tweak: Shoot, my battery just died.... *pulls out a whole took kit out of nowhere*

Kwazii, kicking a hammer away: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Shellington: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Barnacles: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Turnip, holding a lighter and flan: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Barnacles: I have a bad feeling about this...

Shellington: What do you mean?

Barnacles: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Kwazii: No?

Dashi: That actually explains SO much.

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Barnacles: Remember what I told you.

Tweak: Don’t be a cunt?

Barnacles: N O-

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Dashi: What’s something you guys are better than Barnacles at?

Kwazii: Mario Kart.

Tweak: Yeah, video games.

Peso: Emotional vulnerability.

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Inkling, watching Tweak and Kwazii panic : What's going on?

Barnacles: Tweak is having a midlife crisis, and Kwazii is just having a crisis.

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Barnacles: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gup for 30 minutes can’t?

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Yippee

[shangchiswife]

asiya's masterlist!

a lot of you have been asking for a masterlist so here you go!

The Last of Us:

joel miller- the babysitter - part 1- part 2 (smut)

joel miller- pretty pink skirt (smut)

joel miller- sweet nothing

Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit:

dating aragorn headcanons!

dating thorin headcanons!

incorrect lotr/hobbit quotes-

big back challenge ft. y/n, thorin, fili, and kili

scary thorin ft. y/n and thorin

Star Wars:

luke skywalker- paper rings

han solo- the one where he f's up

luke skywalker- you're scared of thunder?

luke skywalker- sunsets

Prequels-

anakin/obi-wan/padme- period

Anakin Skywalker-

anakin skywalker- pacify her (smut)

anakin skywalker- broken promises (smut)

anakin skywalker- wildest dreams

Obi-Wan Kenobi-

obi-wan- the way i loved you (smut)

obi-wan- party blues

obi-wan- sweet dreams

obi-wan- savior complex

obi-wan- drunken love

obi-wan- better man

Sequels-

poe dameron- yule ball

ben solo- i guess this is goodbye

poe dameron- traitor

hux- long drunk nights

kylo ren- safe space

poe dameron- nightmare

kylo ren- the last time

poe dameron- the other woman

hux- good little girl

poe dameron- clean

kylo ren- therapy

kylo ren- cardigan

Din Djarin-

din djarin- helping hand (smut)

din djarin- every dead-end street led you straight to me (smut)

din djarin- maroon

din djarin- caretaker

din djarin- family ties

din djarin- savior complex

din djarin- the protector

din djarin- you are in love

din djarin- nightmares

X-Men

logan howlett- electric touch (smut)

logan howlett- little black dress (smut)

logan howlett- a royal tea party

Marvel:

loki- mr. perfectly fine

pietro maximoff- saying goodbye

loki- if only you knew

steve rogers- sparks fly

bucky barnes- deja vu

loki- an escape from the palace

steve rogers- beach day

loki- speechless

Moonknight-

steven grant- late night talking

marc spector- dancing with out hands tied

steven grant- hug me

Spider-man-

miguel o'hara- stress relief (smut)

peter parker- a night under the stars

peter parker- i wish i were heather

otto octavius- merry christmas

harry osborn- hide and seek

tasm!peter/reader/otto- we'll take care of you

Norman Osborn-

norman osborn- dark paradise

norman osborn- they don't know about us

norman osborn- baby it's cold outside

norman osborn- i'm pregnant

norman osborn- look after you

norman osborn- let the games begin

norman osborn- i'm yours

norman osborn- worst behavior

norman osborn- experimental game

Norman Osborn and Otto Octavius-

otto octavius/norman osborn- skating

otto octavius/norman osborn- the moment i knew

otto octavius/norman osborn- save me

otto octavius/norman osborn- hostage