#then eventually they get bored

[sandgjrl4]

thinking about this song and thr female experience.........

[p1nkshield]

Bruce being just as guilty of introducing Jason to people like he is but a small little guy.

Bruce at gala supporting youth literary comprehension programs: Have you met my son Jason? As stubborn as kids can be I managed to get him to attend.

Beneficiary: oh that’s wonderful! Does your son enjoy literature?

Bruce: oh absolutely! That’s what convinced him to even come! He has so many respectable hobbies for someone his age. Kids these days rarely find value in the classics but not Jason! Honestly he reads more, and more in depth, than I do! He’s a little mechanic too! When I first saw him he was trying to take the tires off my car with a lug wrench that was bigger than him! It was quite a sight and a rather unconventional way to meet your son but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Beneficiary, blinks as they try to process all the proud dad info: …well that’s lovely, we have some activities for the children of the donors so that none of them get too bored!

Bruce: that’s great! I’ll let him know. Jason, can you come here for a moment?

A very tall, wide, and muscular man turns around and raises an eyebrow.

What a coincidence, that dude must also be named Jason.

He walks towards them

Jason: what do you want old man?

What

Bruce: there are activities at that table if you’re bored.

Huh

Jason: thanks for the memo but I’m not exactly at coloring book age anymore remember?

Bruce: I suppose you’re right :(

[sheerakk]

[plaguedocboi]

Recently been seeing a lot of people (likely terfs) trying to start Hot New Asexual Discourse such as “you can’t call yourself asexual and *insert some other orientation label*” and “minors can’t identify as asexual because they’re children and they shouldn’t experience attraction yet anyway” and even “you guys just think you’re asexual because you’re autistic and socially awkward, just get off tumblr and go talk to people” and I would like to remind everyone that although this is extremely annoying I desperately need you all to just report and block them. Don’t debate them don’t give them attention and don’t give their bullshit “discourse” any kind of audience. Let them seethe about us existing in their little terf-sphere and ignore them.

[neztune]

Some more dragon doodles from work-

It’s mostly just Toothless tbh…

[sergle]

was trying to find inspiration / concept art of robits and androids and maybe body horror w wires and shit but i kept finding exclusively just Robot Girl Art with the rcdart captain america body proportions

these are the same picture. also just a bunch of AI bloat clogging up my search results lol

[speed-metal-punk]

Just here to say yes, I am in fact with all the elitists and gatekeepers when it comes to punk. Yeah your DIY sucks, no it's not punk there isn't a single fucking punk band on there, and yes I'm pointing and laughing with my cool ass friends. Get with it or fuck off, we're busy having a good time

[after-witch]

The way Mahito tenderly cups Junpei's cheek and brushes his hair aside, seemingly specifically to view the injuries Junpei keeps hidden, makes me feel ill in the best way.

[stealingpotatoes]

ok closing the askbox now!! as always it's been very fun getting all your asks and don't worry if your ask hasn't been answered yet, i'll get round to everyone's eventually!!!

[chez-cinnamon]

I’ve had this AU in my mind for weeks now where Kinger and Queenie are royalty or just a rich family and they take in an injured Caine who has forgotten everything about himself and they let him stay and fall in love and stuff,,

Idk if this will be something I expand on too much or if I should go for the avatar designs or not, but idk I love a more slice of life AU and I think it’s cute !!

[justaz]

visiting nobles/lords/royals quickly notice that merlin has arthur’s ear and that arthur values merlin’s opinion above all others. when they’re having trouble convincing arthur to go along w their plan or sign their Important Document, they go to merlin to try and convince him to convince arthur. merlin knows what they’re doing. merlin does not want to push arthur one way or another, he wants arthur to make his own choices and lead his people as he sees fit. merlin satisfies both of their needs by seeming apologetic that he can’t convince arthur of this but maybe they can and gives them “tips and tricks” on how to soften arthur up to agreeing to the plan.

its all bullshit.

so far he’s convinced a princess (looking for marriage) that arthur loves frogs and pranks so she filled his chambers with a bunch of toads (arthur is terrified of frogs), a lord (was “wronged” by another lord and wanted a portion of his land) that arthur is a fan of the arts, particularly music, and he ended up breaking into song and dance in front of everyone, and a nobleman (arguing against the repealed magic ban and hoping to bring back uther’s laws) that arthur LOVES potatoes and to just give him one throughout the day whenever he seems him so arthur will associate the nobleman with the joy of receiving his favorite food so he’ll be more inclined to the nobleman’s request (arthur despises potatoes).

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: A goose hissed at Wylan so he instinctively hissed back… Bad move

Jesper: Now he’s suck up a tree with an apex predator circling him and its not like we can both die so he’s on his own

[onthewaytosomewhere]

OKAY so first of all - did I post late night fic? - yes, yes i did - groundhog day fic!!! 'Cause you got me, and baby, I got you

so let's do a snip from that shall we?

under the cut for smutty bits and some tags - as always a BIG OPEN TAG WHO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY

but b4 we get to the smut - one more quick lil thing - if ur looking for a prompt fest to write something for in the next couple months i have just the one for ya - safe smuttin' - come join the fun!!

Still, his thoughts refuse to cooperate. They circle back to Alex, as they always do. His smile and the way he bites his lip when lost in thought. He thinks about the warmth of Alex’s hand brushing against Henry’s when he passed him the tea this morning—he can see all of it so vividly. Henry’s hand drifts under the water, his fingers trailing over his chest and stomach. He pinches one of his nipples lightly, his body responding almost immediately. His other hand wraps around his cock, already hard again at the mere thought of Alex. He stares out, slowly stroking himself; the warm water laps against his skin as his mind brings forth an image of Alex—flushed, panting, looking at Henry like he’s the only thing that matters. The fantasy builds, and he hears Alex’s voice low and rough in his ear, feels his hands gripping his hips, and Alex’s lips tracing a path down his neck. It takes even less time than Henry thought it would. His breath catches, and his hips jerk as he spills over his hand with a soft groan that echoes through the bathroom.

okay tag ur it (in a no-pressure all that jazz way) @adreama-writes @anincompletelist @basil-bird @bitbybitwrites @blueeyedgrlwrites

@cactusdragon517 @caterpills @cha-melodius @cricketnationrise @dragonflylady77

@duchessdepolignaca03 @emmalostinwonderland @england-would-fall @eusuntgratie @everwitch-magiks

@firenati0n @firstprincehornyramblings @firstsprinces @iboatedhere @inexplicablymine

@judasofsuburbia @kiwiana-writes @myheartalivewrites @ninzied @nocoastposts

@orchidscript @porcelainmortal @priincebutt @seths-rogens @softboynick

@sophie1973 @sparklepocalypse @stellarmeadow @stratocumulusperlucidus @suseagull5914

@tailsbeth-writes @taste-thewaste @thedramasummer @typicalopposite @thesleepyskipper

@thighzp @tinyarmedtrex @zwiazdziarka @catdadacd @run-for-chamo-miles

@jmagnabo92 @dreamtigress @dizzymisslizzie @faketrex @stereopticons

Pretty sure i maxed out the 50 there but that's counting lolz

[puhpandas]

I miss u fnaf fandom I miss people having new interesting stuff to talk about like we did with SB and ruin and a large alive fanart and fanfic community and not ok this game had no comprehensible plot and this games plot was already revealed 2 years ago and its still like 6 months or more until it comes out

[hurtcomforted]

"why are there suddenly so many proshippers?" we were here first. and we will be here longer.

[motsimages]

As per Tumblr recommendation, I started Kevin can fuck himself yesterday. I see people comment on how the sitcom part makes it look the way people see an abuser and how the abuse can be disguised. People think he is just a funny guy and the abuse goes unnoticed. I personally see it otherwise, although it's similar.

People know he is an asshole. He spends a whole episode being mean to the new neighbours just because. He meets a dangerous guy at a bar, in public. He is an alcoholic who throws weird parties with lots of other people at home. Patty's boyfriend tells her twice in the 3 or 4 conversations we see that he is an idiot. People know, and people avoid him.

And his bubble know, but they justify it and excuse it. And that's the sitcom. The sitcom is the theater of excuses Allison has (and then other characters too) about his behaviour.

"Can you believe it? We were in our anniversary, such a fun party, we were both super drunk and I don't know how it ended, that I was face down on the floor and the table was broken! Anniversa-rager we call it lol"

"He is such a clumsy guy that just as I was leaving the house, you won't believe that I don't know how he managed to cover me in chilli sauce! What a silly goose!"

"He is so helpless without me, he couldn't find the printer and he called me all day because he needed me to explain to him how to work it. And he worries too! He called the cops because he didn't know where I was, maybe I forgot to tell him".

The conversations with her coworker about husbands help drive this point. That's what mariage is. You find ways to justify it and to avoid certain fights and that's it. We got lucky.

But he did all these things on purpose. And the unreliable narrator of the sitcom makes the joke of it and makes the audience consider that maybe it isn't *that bad*. Allison needs to believe that's what it is, so it is. It really isn't that bad, she thinks, he is just like that.

And we can actually see the worrying things and the threatening parts from minute one. It's only a joke because we have been trained to dismiss it. To justify it and to move on. He isn't doing any heavy lifting here.

In episode 1, just the fact that he ends up standing on the table (when she doesn't want him to even put glasses on without protection) says a lot. But then the table breaks and he fixes it poorly and visibly. It would be bad enough just like this, but I personally think there is more to it. It's just that Allison doesn't want to speak about it or look at it so it is just the table, but it's the switch that turns on for her, the last drop. But she did end face down on her living room, on top of the broken table. It's a very elegant narrative tool where we don't see, but if we wanted to see, it's there.

And the more she notices, the more off-putting the sitcom is. It's still played as a joke, with the laugh track, but she is more aware now, so we can notice too.

We start the series with her turning point, but if the series started a year before that, it would only be happening in her house, as it is her life, her only frame of reference, and it would only be a sitcom because isn't he such a clumsy but caring guy?