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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
#chickens#like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit#and if by some miracle you do#it's going to be VERY SMALL#Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop#plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs#egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed#the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned#a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days#12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day#usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter#a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15#and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay#and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them#like worming or treating for coccidia or anything#and doesn't take into account your time#like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this???#wank for ts
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Sayat-Nova, aka The Color of Pomegranates (1969)
#sayat-nova#the color of pomegranates#shell#listen to your heart it resonates within your chest it travels inside your body
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thinking about this song and thr female experience.........
#NEEDING a reason to make yourself appealing and presentable because you constantly need an audience#it doesnt evn have to be someone you care about#just need people watching#and knowing#that im trying#To be pretty and likeable#AND UNENDING DEVOTION TO ANYONE WHO VALIDATES YOUR APPEAL#not anyone i mean but yes#named a star after your eyes#you were born so pretty oh summer babe#then eventually they get bored#and ur left begging#ten good reasons to stay alive#because#you are not worthy of life if you're not pleasing people#TEN GOOD REASONS THAT I CANT FIND#NO ONE IS PLEASED#everything i am will turn hard and cold because constantly advertising urself this way makes you die inside and eventually uoure just noth y#youre a shell#of a person#you are NOTHING if ur not eye candy for men who couldnt care less#this would not bave happened if he just texted me back on time#I FIT RIGHT IN UOUR PERFECT SKIN I CANNOT BREATHE!!!!!#i CANNOT breathe#!!!!!!!!!!!#take it all the way down hey baby taste me anyway#IM FADED LIKE A ROSE CAUSE YOU FADEEEEEEEEEE YOU LOSE ALL SENSE OF YOURSEL F ANF ITS JUSST HIM ITS JUST HIM#everything i am will be bougjt and sold#cause youre a commodity#no matter what u do
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These Western pond turtles want you to shellebrate yourself this week, because you’re turtlely awesome! 💚🐢💚

📷 Thank you to staff member Kayla for melting our hearts with this photo!
#monterey bay aquarium#they turtley make us smile#pov seeing your friend after a long time#gonna have one shell of a good week
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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I
(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7#twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers#and so ends the saga#(this time for real i promise)#malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe'#alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess#let ortho have his dogs!#man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though#MY FAVORITE#ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK???#malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly)#also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny#but there we go#idia has two modes and two modes only#he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny#or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)'#wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him#look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay
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Jay becomes a snake. Zane is a nindroid. Nya merged with the ocean. Lloyd becomes an oni. Cole becomes a ghost.
Every single ninja has become a ‘monster’/an inhuman being physically.
Kai is only one who hasn’t.
Instead, in Ninjago Monstrosity, he will become a monster mentally. Losing all sense of self as he hopes desperately for survival. For the feeling of love to fill his heart once more.
Kai is shown to be actively clinging to his humanity and sanity in the trailer, as his voice slowly shifts to a rougher, tireder tone. He is losing himself in a way none of the others ever have, because physically he is human. There is no supernatural force making him become something he isn’t, he isn’t becoming something he already was (at least, he hopes). His blood isn’t pushing him to follow instincts.
The only way Kai could become a monster in the land he is in, is through himself.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#asrikals dumb rambles#dragons rising#poor kai ninjago#kai ninjago#kai jiang#kai smith#just thinking about it#something horrible just happened to land you have sacrificed EVERYTHING for#something happened that split all your loved one apart and you#a person whose defined by the people he loves#has no idea if they are dead#and yet instead of chasing after them to make sure you can protect them#for the first time in your life the only person you must protect is yourself.#because if you don’t#there will be only a shell left for a monster to inhabit as your family suffers at the hands of others#hes so tragic#KAI NINJAGO ILY#ninjago monstrosity#jay ninjago#lloyd ninjago#zane ninjago#cole ninjago#nya ninjago
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despite everything
#idk how i pumped out so much art today my goodness#anyway silly little thing with the undertale text#“everything’’ aka getting blown up and your whole world turning on its head as you can no longer do what you could when you were younger#very unfortunate reality for this guy ngl#there’s no way that’s the same person right? the heroic eight yr old and this hollow shell of a fifteen yr old?#i lobe him#teen tails#miles tails prower#art
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Darby's Den
Hi! I've been in a building slump, but one of my sims is heading off to university soon, and I'm working to create some builds for her, so I wanted to share! I tend to play with incredibly too much cc, but I limited myself and went pretty sparse on the decor to make this build more playable to everyone! I hope you all enjoy!
30 x 20 lot
UBrite Commons
§389,492
download (patreon, completely free)
gallery id: honeycombsims
CC List:
Felixandre
ESTATE Part 1
ESTATE Part 2
ESTATE Part 3
CHATEAU Part 7
CHATEAU Part 1
CHATEAU Part 2
CHATEAU Part 6
CHATEAU Part 5
#sims 4#s4#ts4#s4 build#my stuff#sims 4 build#ts4 build#sims 4 download#s4 download#ts4 download#s4 shell#ts4 shell#sims 4 shell#s4 house#sims 4 house#ts4 house#show us your builds#s4 britechester#sims 4 britechester
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when it comes to anaxa, i actually prefer imagining scenarios where you meet him waaaaaaay before canon time and are established by canon time.
chrysos heirs going to the academy to learn stuff and meeting you, their professor anaxa's wife! you're so kind to them compared to their harsh professor, a constant presence since you always visit anaxa's classrooms or labs or sth. with you, anaxa softens just the slightest bit, seeming less mean overall, but he's still a stick in the mud.
chrysos heirs seeing a new side of their teacher! their teacher actually softening his voice to someone!!! you sometimes bringing him lunchboxes with droma stickers and him accepting with a straight face and giving you a thankyou kiss on your cheek making you giggle!! you and him love each other a lot!
honestly, it's cringe. they feel like throwing up from all the rainbows and dog food they're forced to eat. who knew professor anaxagoras was big on public display of affection? anyways anaxa just treats them as background noise (ergo foolish students that need to focus on their studies instead of his wife) whenever he snuzzles his wife in front of them.
#anaxa x reader#it'd be an unfortunate thing if you happened to just die during the grove's invasion#like just imagine#what do you mean professor anaxa's wife is--??#oh. oh no.#like maybe you all aren't super close but your death will still weigh on them#especially when they imagine how it devastates anaxa...#but wait#why does he look TOO calm...?#ticking time bomb anaxa everyone walks on egg shells around him#GOOD THING WE ALL LOVE HAPPY STUFF IN THIS HOUSE RIGHT? :3#honkai star rail#hsr x reader
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*In the voice of someone who's only media experience is jjba*: Wow, getting a lot of jjba vibes from tf2
Amidst the chaos and disappointments that encompassed my last two months, I had a fun connection about two of my favorite brain rot comics - you got an immortal(ish) with a harsh backstory who spirals into obsessive hatred that ends in the stealing of their obsession's bodies and subsequently haunt those family lines and those adjacent to them for generations - and I liken the Zeppelis, who shares the Joestar's generational curse by Dio/immortal creatures in general, to the Conaghers who I also see as helpers to the Mann line Its a really cool angle to look at Engie in, who since I was 14 was my least favorite character lol, this really elevated him for me
And so if the Manns are like the Joestars, that means like, Olivia Man is the equivalent of Joseph lol which is very funny to me
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engie#dell conagher#tf2 administrator#tf2 olivia mann#radigan conagher#do yall use their full names in tags?? Or just the titles#Dells is like... on equal usage of both to me so i wasnt sure lol#jjba#i guess#yknow i rambled on about this in other tags but its also noteworthy that Olivia - as a Mann descendent - also gets to break free#of the cycle of violence - I mean shell probably end that Mann tradition of overpowering and killing your own family lol#I think also- whether intentionally or not- that you could say something about the fact that shes the first GIRL born to a Mann#unless that theory about the administrator also being a Mann ever gets some more hints or a confirmation - I Think that one is a#very interesting one!! and that it also could add to Olivia being kind of like... a redemption? Of Helen? If that makes sense#Like I think it could add more emotional weight for both that Olivia gets to live out being free where Helen couldnt let go of being a Mann#Analyzing that specifically through a feminist lens/reading would be fascinating but im not very articulate lol just grasping at substance#would love to hear others thoughts on that tho - if anyone read this far lol#might just makes these tags its own posts damn
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back to negotiations :)
#xaden just killed a dozen guards. violet told him to sit and put his head down and he did.#then violet reopened the negotiations#haha so by the way i have this cool egg shell in my bag haha look#i was giggling imagining how THAT scene looked like to people who don't know what actually just happened.#out of context people would look and think oh does he feel bad#he just sat down with head in his hands after killing a bunch of people looking like he's upset about their death lmaooooo#and vi's soooo HOT for getting them out of that situation#pop off queen! call off your rabid dog and bring him to heel (lipbite emoji <3)#onyx storm spoilers#onyx storm spoiler#the empyrean#onyx storm#fourth wing#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#violet x xaden
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#desperate and wanting art back 💔 that’s my baby!#let’s get our friend back to what he was is sooo heart breaking 😭😭 noo don’t be a shell of your former self you’re so sexy aha..#patrick zweig#art donaldson#tashi duncan#also will find any excuse to use the picture of patrick jumping into arts arms#look at him :(
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I love how Fishlegs catches them.
And doesn't even consider that perhaps they were about to kiss, but when you see the way the Riders touch.


It didn't set off any alarms because it's their normal.
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mauve the legendary terrorist
#fruitart#1000xresist#mauve the color of disinterest.....#mauve#capital red#observant shell#1000xresist spoilers#idk what her tag is . whatever. girl whats your problem....#i like her outfit conceptually red and white is always fun. however! drawing it.... sucks... (true of every1000xresist character)
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[ID: Two digital illustration. In the first, a grown up Nezha listens to a conch on the beach, eyes closed and softly smiling. Ao Bing's image forms out of the waves, scales dotting his face. His expression is affectionate, and he's cupped his hand as if whispering to Nezha. In the second image Ao Bing is gone. Only waves remain. The sun sets. Nezha still cups the conch to his ear. The smile is gone. His eyes are open and blank. End ID.]
the whisper in the waves
#nezha 2019#nezha 2025#ao bing#oubing#illustration#haha when your homie's historically doomed by the narrative#i think these movies will have a happy ending for these two though#just a concept because the conch shell...it can have a role in movie 3 i just know it...#alt title was going to be 'the confession'
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Red Brick Ranch
This right here is my childhood Christmas: a wood paneling, artificial tree, opening presents on shaggy carpeted floors kind of Christmas. This particular simple ranch home isn't based on either of my grandparents' homes, but it might as well be. I've made divinity in that kitchen. I've watched the snow fall out that picture window.
Ranch homes get a lot of slack for their datedness and lack of character. But I'm here to defend them, especially at Christmas. In fact I almost called this one Rudolph the Red-Nosed Ranch, but that felt a little too on the nose. They might not be anyone's Pinterest-perfect dream home, but as home ownership becomes more and more unobtainable, a simple ranch starter home might just be your dream come true. That goes double for disabled folks, or older folks aging in place, as their single-story floor plan makes them one of the most accessible types of homes available!
This home might be perfect for: a single mom who works two jobs, grandparents (mine, specifically, but also maybe your sim's?), sims that use mobility aids, in your story or in actual gameplay, should we ever get such a thing, or developers looking to paint some brick, slap down millennial gray laminate floors, and flip this bad boy...
Lot details:
Lot Type: Residential (3 bed, 2 bath)
Price: §33,470
Size: 40x30
Location: Miner Mansion, Evergreen Harbor
I’ve used from all packs freely here. As always, no CC!
Download links and floor plans below the cut 🎄

Download via the Sims 4 Gallery or tray files via Sim File Share. You’re free to do whatever you want with the place but please don’t re-upload or share without credit. Thank you!
#home for the holidays 2k24#ts4#sims 4 advent#ts4 advent#no cc#ts4 vanilla#ts4 build#ts4 builds#ts4 shell#ts4 shells#my builds#show us your builds#vanilla builds#ranch#rambler#ts4 eco lifestyle#evergreen harbor
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