20’s, asexual, non-binary. Sanguine. I’m just your friendly local plague doctor. You can call me Alex. I’m cool with any pronouns. If you like plague doctor cosplay, pictures of my pets, and the occasional shitpost, this is the blog for youI also wrote a book, you can get it here: Quest for the Sea's Revenge Vega, Alex Buy Now
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Have some midnight rain gastropods
(You must forgive the crappy photos, I was trying to hold my phone in one hand, my umbrella in the other, and the flashlight somewhere between those two)
Boys are out tonight!
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BIG STICK!!!
A few more Man... pics
honestly I've been mainly posting the meme ones but here are a few of the less shitposty pieces from the shoot lol. as always shoutout to the lovely @sharlit-and-seedot for being my photographer



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In the soup
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How many copies of your book have you sold so far?
Around 80. Which isn’t terrible for a self-published book with no marketing aside from this blog.
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Re: mile long whale
May I suggest: articulated? kinda accordian-ed in the middle. like those bendy buses? in case it encounters any tight corners?
Give that thang joints
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Is your book still available as an e-book?
The link on your profile seems to only direct me to the option to buy the physical version and my bookshelves unfortunately are bursting at the seams.
Sorry for the inconvenience
Yup, here’s a link to the ebook!
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ITS THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF PUBLISHING MY BOOK HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOK
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Consider: mile-long whale

YOU HAVE SUGGESTED THIS BEFORE. IM WORKING ON IT OK
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"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.
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Being a plague doctor letting another plague doctor grasp your beak with a firm hand to straighten it and lifting your hat to adjust the straps around your head is pretty fucking gay. Gayer than gay sex i think
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It’s Moon Snail Mtuesday reblog to pass him to your followers
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He wants to know if you like his new hat?
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Well?

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Story time!
There is a small population of spotted salamanders in Acadia National Park that actually breeds in pools on a seaside cliff, where saltwater splashes into them at high tide. So these salamanders have a remarkably high salt tolerance, and they are being studied by the local university to see how amphibians could adapt to increasing road salt levels that otherwise would kill them.
And I found the study site today and got to see the salty boy eggs!!!!!




#salamanders#I read about these guys like a year ago and have been determined to see them ever since
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What's your absolute favorite species of shark?
Nurse shark
I like their silly little mouths and I got to swim with them in the wild once and it was very cool

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