#the-first-woman

[hells-greatestdad]

He's not complaining but she caught him by surprise

@the-first-woman

[pxrifiedmxniac]

@the-first-woman

"An honor, I truly must say~ It's nice to have some form of admiration~"

[source]

[stories-of-the-multiverse]

((Starter for @the-first-woman ))

So, his first week moved fast. Though, that was just how Vox operated. The moment the princess welcomed him as a partner to the project, he got to work.

Hiring a construction crew to fix up and upgrade the rickety old hotel as much as possible without completely remodeling it, calling up the other Vees to help redecorate and refurnish it to be more up to date (and letting Velvette make a post about it), sending out help wanted ads and helping the gals hire new staff (for now the staff body was kept rather small due to the staggering number of vacancies), and now all that was left? Filming a commercial for this hotel. Easier said than done. Not the filming part, but, the actual advertising part.

How can he sell this delusional service in a way that makes people actually want to come here, satisfy the princess, and preserve his image? They were lucky to find two crazy enough fuckers to actually board this inevitably sinking ship.

Well, the only way he'll know for sure, is by doing.

A drone floating in front of him and the hotel, Vox took a breath.

Selling points; free food, shelter, and protection... With the catch that you had to cease your vices. The chance to get into Heaven... Theoretically. Not guaranteed. The alternative to the yearly Exterminations... Only if this bullshit pipedream turned out to work.

Fuck-! Okay! You can twist this into something worth a damn! You could sell an ice bucket to a freezing man, even without your hypnotic abilities-

It was when he was psyching himself up for this commercial when he noticed a tall figure walking on the pavement path towards the hotel. A very familiar one.

Vox knew it was inevitable to encounter Charlie's family for choosing to work with her. But he didn't expect it to be so soon. And certainly didn't expect it to be the parent that went off the grid seven years ago.

Holy shi-

Just as quickly as he was caught off guard, he straightened up, giving his award winning smile.

"Your majesty, what a pleasant surprise! No one has heard from you in ages!"

He willed the drone to rise out of her way as he continued, gesturing at the building behind him.

"Welcome to the Starize Hotel, Sinners' second chance to rise! How may I help you today?"

He paused, a thought occurring to him.

"Ah... I assume your business here is more... Family related?"

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[monoukotori]

I have seen a lot of fics about the Justice League finding out Bruce has kids and being shocked about it, but what about the other way around? Like imagine Dick ghosting Bruce and ignoring everything related to Batman for six months after an argument and the day he finally decides to visit to make amends he finds fuckin Superman chilling on his kitchen, or like Jason coming back from the dead, ready to fuck shit up, just to get whiplash after finding out that his loser dad has friends and one of them is Wonder Woman

[vaguely-human-man]

Idk who needs to hear this but take that early transition girl out. Dress her up all pretty and assure her that anyone who dares to say a negative word will have to contend with you. Do her makeup and gently talk her through the steps, do one eye for her and let her try the other one on her own. Kiss her lips and watch the way she grins like a maniac at the imprint that her black lipstick leaves behind. Take her out to the movies or to the mall, walk around and buy her a pair of good boots without letting her look at the price tag, watch the way she smiles shyly and swoons even while insisting she doesn't need them. Tell her 'My love. You loved them instantly and they had your size- it's fate, they're meant to be yours,' and then help her sit down in one of the mall chairs to put them on, watch the way she prances around in them like an excited little girl.

Hold her hand and talk to the lady at Rue 21 for her because you know she's insecure about her voice. Go in the dressing room with her and gently help her into the skirt she was eyeing- one foot, a second, shimmy, shimmy, up- followed by a wonderfully soft sweater that falls just right over her frame. Hug her from behind while she looks in the mirror and feels beautiful, basking in her euphoria. Whisper into her ear how proud you are of her- how brave she is, how beautiful, how honored you are to be able to share this journey with her.

Take her to dinner and kiss her while you wait for your food, run your hands down her freshly shaven arms and gently caress over the back of her neck. Offer her some of your ramen while you take a bite of her fried rice, and clumsily attempt to feed her a bite of sushi with some chopsticks.

And then. Take her home, with all the bags that now hold the beginnings of her new wardrobe, and help her hang them up, try them on. Let her have a fashion show and gently wipe her makeup off before sleep. Kiss her and caress her and shower her with affection, with praise and love and adoration. Let her melt into your arms and if she cries let the tears soak into your shirt. Gently caress her hair and say 'its okay, baby girl. I love making you feel beautiful,'

Or something, idk.

[timefadesaway]

what was the best and/or your favourite film that you watched for the first time this year?

[foolsocracy]

im a proud supporter of the amazon atlantean best friend agenda

[a2remedy]

DPXDC Prompt# 4- Are You Sure You’re Not Amazonian?

Diana has never been happier that the Louvre Museum decided to add a space exhibition because of her new coworker

Danny Nightingale was a bright-eyed 20-year-old who stood 5 inches taller than her and completed transitioning. They were too honest for her to doubt that statement but it just didn’t line up.

She had seen them catch a life-sized model rocket single-handedly before knocking it away from his guided group.

She casually slips Themyscarian into their conversations and they can keep communicating.

She confuses their sister for Artemis when she catches the two of them at a diner and their sister is even taller.

Danny has also been a great workout partner and when they tried sparring she could see the Themyscarian techniques built into them.

Danny had even shown her a photo of their dad and mom, and now she’s even more convinced. But she couldn’t believe that it came from their father’s side?!

She invited Artemis over to meet her enigma, and they both agree Danny has to be at least part Amazonian.

Danny loves his new job and his co-workers took them in immediately. They can’t help but tease Diana’s theory. Of course, he knows she’s Wonder Woman. Even if they retired and full-on ghost royalty, he still keeps up with the hero world. Hell, they’re even sure they’ve been an informant for Diana once or twice accidentally and a couple more times on purpose. It hasn’t been lost on them that Diana is slowly introducing more amazons. Like they’ve met Hippolyta over coffee?! WHAT?! There’s even occasionally a package of jewelry and books they recognize cause they’ve seen the stuff in Pandora’s lair! 

Danny is at a loss for words with this situation. Maybe hanging out and training with Pandora had more of an effect than they realized. But how were they supposed to deny it when they knew Clockwork could be listening in at any moment? How awkward would that be? Explaining that the boogeyman Diana grew up hearing about was their grandpa too. Well, not actually but they can’t take that away from him. The ancient is just Grandpa-shaped dammit! 

Danny joked one time about being an honorary amazon and didn’t realize that’s all it took for the two to take off running.

Cause what do you mean they suddenly has an Amazonian ancestor added to his family tree?! There’s no way Clockwork would change the timeline just to make them related. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DID?!

They can’t even wipe the vindication off Diana’s face when they admit they’re (now) one-sixteenth Amazonian.

[ashoss]

really wanted to draw some women so i made my instagram suggest some

i was gonna do just the black and white like the cass here but then i had to color kori and then i had to colour talia and then the b&w didnt look right with diana,,,, and then i had to go back and colour cass lol

[hells-greatestdad]

"The better to see you with, my dear. And see I shall!"

He likes looking at his wife

[context]

@the-first-woman

[pxrifiedmxniac]

Anonymous sent: 👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound { Alastor } { @the-first-woman }

Nonverbal RP Starters

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

"Now now, my dear. This hardly seems necessary. It is but a simple scratch. Nothing that can't heal over time." Of course he was underplaying it a bit since it was a gash across his bicep. Alastor could handle sinners. But every now and there, there were some that did get a scratch on him. And in this case, it happened to be a knife thrown from across a room.

He did deal with them in his own sadistic manner, of course~

[stories-of-the-multiverse]

"So, you're finally awake." {{ for Charlie from Lilith aka the-first-woman }}

(( @the-first-woman ))

"Fuck, did I doze off...?"

Yes, Charlie. Yes you did.

[nolvini]

soul eater? I hardly know her!

[gravygranola]

heavy rubble clean up goes smoothly. batman's a little hot and bothered about that

[arxcii]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse (wherein you say something interestingly sus)