#the woman of my dreams

[sinnbaddie]

[herfavoritecolorisgreen]

We got caught in the rain last night

Like a scene out of a rom com, I felt it

On our walk, and it down poured out of nowhere

Our instinct was to run but our feet hurt, so we took off our shoes

We found shelter under a building, so you can clean your glasses and make sure your phone wasn’t broken

You had no luck with your glasses and you couldn’t see

So, I led you through the park, carefully watching your step

We laughed endlessly

You said “I’m glad it’s late and this campus is empty because if it wasn’t they’d hate us”

We laughed more, almost slipping on the wet blacktop

We laughed and laughed, my favorite sound from you

I thought after about how perfect of a time it would’ve been to kiss you or hold your hand

But I think last night was just about getting caught in the rain, and caught up in you

[lov3rsr0ckk]

some siiiillyy little sketches !!

eduardo + femmmm eduardo

girl literally looks like him but afab </3 gotta draw her properly one day

[monkeyssalad-blog]

MARX, Germaine. La Femme de Mes Rêves, 1931. by Halloween HJB

[olailamajnoon]

Bruce enters the conference room on the Watchtower. He is wearing a baby carrier with a baby inside it.

There is a hoo-ha.

"Why is there a baby," whispers Flash to Superman.

Clark shrugs. "It's probably one of the Robins."

"What?" says Barry tightly. "No, none of them are that age!"

"Jesus Bar, it's like you've never heard of de-aging beams."

"I'm not feeling good about the fact that you're taking this so lightly." Barry scratches at his five o' clock shadow. "If it is a Robin, it's very weird. But it's more weird if it's not."

"Maybe it's a Batgirl," suggests Diana, leaning in. "Cass or...or Steph. The purple one."

"That fits the purple diaper," says Barry reflectively.

"Barry stop hyperfixating on this," Clark says. "Let it go."

The baby is crying a little, sucking on its thumb. Batman gives it a chew toy as he continues working, and then produces a bottle out from under his cape, and holding the baby's head at a careful angle, begins to feed it.

"Batman..." Flash says, miserably curious. "Why do you have a baby?" He points at it, as if to make clear what baby he is talking about.

Bruce looks up, his brow furrowed. "Newly orphaned. Mother threw her from the spire of a church tower in Scarecrow-fear-toxin-induced hallucinations. Then she threw herself. I could only save one."

Barry looks like the dictionary illustration for the word 'flabbergasted'.

"Oh," is all he says. "Oh. Okay."

"I've found her a good home. She'll leave in a few hours." Bruce looks down, and then mutters to himself, "I just wanted to hold her".

Superman pretends he doesn't have super-hearing.

[abisalli]

bring your kid to work day 

★bonus:  he’s impressed 

[esouliie]

hi hello where is my gf?

[stonedeadforever]

WOW

dyed my hair back to red! here’s todays outfit!

[maishiia]

Underrated sapphic media? Fried Green Tomatoes is first on my list

[kissedbylizzygrant]

When I say I want an older guy I don't mean I want some guy to walk around with and call daddy every 2 seconds. I want a guy who will actually spend time with me and hang out with me, I want a guy who will love me and not treat me like i'm some wh0re all the time outside the bedroom, I want a man and not some h0rny guy who's trapped in the mindset of some h0rny preteen who calls himself a man just because he's "reached the age of one"

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

[yujateaandpi]

Sneak peek at The Ballad of Emma May. This will be a Fiddleford-focused comic releasing between Chapters 1 and 2 of Thirty More Years!

[nanihirunkits]

WE ARE | EP11

[dromie-11114]

Let Marika be the heavily mentally ill and tyrannical woman that she is. Stop babifying her I beg

[gcballet]

Red Dwarf as tweets/textposts pt.7

<- | RD | ->

[enden-agolor]

i dont know when i hit 2k followers, but apparently i did. here's some petra's to celebrate