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whoever decided that planned parenthood is closed on wensday, the one day i have off this week, blow up
#im bout to lie to planned parenthood to get an appointment#they wont let me schedule for HRT consultation unless i say iv been with them before for it#but if i havent#which i havent#the website just tells me to call them#but their always clOSEd the days im off work#and i need to be off work#because sometimes their hold times are liTERALLY an hour or more long#and they close at 5:30#which usually is while im at woooork
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also uh im kind of not thinking about it much because its insane. but if everything goes right (and i mean a considerable amount of things that probably wont go as planned) but if they DO... i will have a major surgery in like two weeks
#vertical sleeve gastrectomy to be exact insert nerd emoji here#i might document a lot of whats going on with it and even take some videos honestly#not to share here other than some oversharing text posts about probably constipation LMAO#but like no one shares whats it like to be mentally ill and go thru vsg and like the process and not many people as young as me get it#feels weird calling myself young on the chronically 13 year old website#but anyone that does post about it posts for like a year and then falls off the face of the earth#genuinely there are so many youtubers that start talking about this stuff#then you find their channel three years deserted and its like man.#i sure hope this means you found better ways to spend your time#and like okay time to get sappy and corny as hell in the notes so go ahead and skip this part idk who even reads my notes hello#but basically everyones that gets this shit is like you gotta find your why#and most of them have kids or like a husband or plans to travel the world or do better at their job#and none of those things really apply to me#i kind of have the perfect storm for being fat#i dont do anything work wise that encourages any kind of movement#im chronically afraid of planes and i cant afford that shit anyways rn#also not very good at romance LOL and never want kids and my entire family is also fat barring my brother#thats not to absolve myself of any of the blame for this shit either like i know i put myself in this situation#i just think like wow my life is pretty much perfect for staying fat but i DONT WANT THAT#I want the highlight of my week to be more than eating takeout man#i want to live life instead of meal to meal to something better#idk what yet maybe jewelery piece to jewelery piece#i could do some serious kandi making while im down for the count#but i dunno man my therapist tells me that in order to feel like a person and not get tired of life i have to do people things and#participate in life yknow?#and its hard to do things like go to the gym talk to people explore fashion styles when i have this overloomingness of being fat#so i guess that could be my why? like i want to experience more of life#i want to be able to walk in a mall and look at all the stores. i want to walk in a mall period. cause it fucking hurts the way i am now#thats all to say the actual “why” that i have is Goddamn it i want to be able to jump from a swing#and not break my fucking ankles
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MAKE A BETTER FUCKING SERVICE FINNISH EMPLOYMENT OFFICE. HOLY FUCK
#LIKE YOU REALLY THINK you can tell me to get an internship and say it IS one of the 4 applications you HAVE TO DO every month#and when i immediately get the first one i try for i only mark that on the website bc why THE FUCK would i apply for more when i got one#and then 😀😀😀😀 i try to update the website that this is the internship i got. heres the date it starts. but..... I CANT. BECAUSE#you for some reason cant put the starting date later than last of july???????????????????????#and i had to call them.... and say your stupid fucking garbage website wont allow me to put in my starting date....#AND THEY STILL DARE to hound me for 'not meeting my requirements' ???????????#sorry!!!! for the tone of this post. but im just so filled with rage#at least..... i got an invitation to go look at the aparmtent i really want.... i have to get this bro my stability entirely relies on it rn
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hi update as of an hour ago i have a THERAPIST!!! an actual licensed therapist!!!! we have our first session on monday 😭💗
#purrs#she’s super nice and like.. Grounded in a way i wasn’t expecting from the website lol but i rly can’t wait for our first session 🥹💕 im a#little nervous bc i was trying to shop around for therapists and do consultation calls w a bunch of them and she’s the first one i reached#out to bc i just liked her vibe a lot (and her practice’s name is super cute omg.. hint -> 🍇) but the other counselors i reached out to#turned me down bc of my schedule not being during regular work hours and meanwhile she was like yeah my hours are flexible specifically to#accommodate ppl in ur situation! which was so good to hear 😭 and she kinda automatically assumed we’re working together from the call but i#not mad abt it at all and i went with it. im rly hopeful abt it and kinda nervous but she said my issues are like a perfect fit for her#and that just in hearing me talk she can tell how thoughtful / introspective / whatever i am abt it and that her approach is to balance the#introspection and the emotion.. and SHE interpreted (CORRECTLY! and i forgot to even name it!) that constantly hoppping between clinical#interns waa probably very disruptive and plays into all my stress abt transitions and i was like YES thank you 😭 and she said she’s#committed to like long stable rs with clients so they can rly heal and get all the benefits out of it. and she also gave this whole big#speech abt how she doesn’t want $ to be a barrier to access for healthcare and i was like patrick voice i love you. lolllll 🥹 im excitedddd#i want her to send the intake forms RIGHT now i can’t wait to fill them out! hehe :’~D
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where in the world do you live where you call it a hydroslurp???? that is a WATER FOUNTAIN
original poll by @t4tfaggot
#poll#ask#anonymous#dave speaks#you people are like 'omg the autism website' and 'cringe culture is dead'#but when youre faced with someone who may potentially call smth an unconventional name?? ohhh fucker#you guys just have to let them know how inordinately stupid they are huh? over terminology?#like 'ohh its a joke' even if its not a joke why the hell are you all being so condescending over this#and the funniest thing is op of the og poll did this as BAIT#as an EXAMPLE of how people overreacted on that fucking ice cream cone poll!!#and the exact same thing is happening to them now#if youve been an asshole to anyone over a terminology poll i have one question for you: what is wrong with you#and dont tell me im being too harsh on anon. i truly do not care
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its my own fault for not checking sooner (bc i forget my mychart login like all the fucking time and get discouraged from checking just from that) but i finally found out why i didnt get my t refill last time i tried asking cvs :)
#its because mychart is just such a good website that works so so well and is so not frustrating to use#also apparently last time they checked my t levels they were low which is like. expected. since my dosage in my meds is low...#and also it had been a minute since i had last gotten a refill...#and apparently. they did give me one courtesy notification which i do not remember receiving.#to tell me this.#because they wanted me to call them and ask me if i wanted a higher dosage.#cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool#so all this time ive been in t limbo for no fucking reason.#awesome awesome awesome#and pharmacists are going on strike right.#cool. sick. nice.
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My other sister got engaged yesterday (and told me about it immediately thankfully lol) and then today I got invited to some superbowl party by two other friends and my brain is so wrapped up in what the last week has been for me that I read it as "engagement party" and I was like you have got to be kidding me
#these two friends are not dating btw so it would have been extremely left field#but when your most staunchly anti-marriage friend announces theyve been secretly married for months anything feels possible#i also should mention that my sister called to tell me while i was actively with said friend working up the courage to confront them abt it#which def felt like a nudge from the universe#and now because his best friend is married my bf has been bringing up engagement more and more#and we're looking at houses together#and these are all good things but it feels like everything is suddenly changing super fast and idk how to handle it#and im looking up finance stuff and like every advice website says its a bad idea to buy a house as an unmarried couple#but like their reasons for it are basically that it would be expensive to break up which like. even more true if youre married???#anyway. i need to calm down#nothing bad is happening to me i am not being hunted for sport#i just very suddenly feel like i Am An Adult and everyone around me has changed overnight into one as well#personal
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Me: Oh boy! Can’t wait to go to work today!
Me at work today:
#first a guy comes in for a Kilt he’s been awaiting for like 5 months and it’s the wrong tartan#then there was a karen who couldn’t be assed to walk around the store once to find the thing she wanted#told me to go find it FOR her while I am obviously in the middle of something#then we get a call from someone who wants to check in on their order but they WON’T TELL ME THE NAME ON THE ORDER they just keep repeating#what the fucken order is#YES I *know* what you bought WHAT IS YOUR FUCKEN NAME#and then I get *another* person calling because they placed a special order in October and they still haven’t gotten it#Keep in mind: I don’t have access to the back end of our website. Only the owner and manager do#I try to tell them I’m a new person I have only been in the PROVINCE for like 3 months I AM A NEW GUY. A BABY. A PEON. STOP YELLING AT ME#anyway sorry I needed to get that out of my system
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google how to get someone to stop reading about crypto and using degenerate
#jesus christ. i tried to move them over to tumblr to get them off reddit but they just go back to the tumblr subreddit every time.#if i tell them to do something they do it but then they put a new and fascinating /neg spin on it#like i told them to follow more ppl on here and they followed about 50 ppl that seemingly never post and i told them to make their cute#little project a sideblog so they can rb stuff but they made it their main and cant rb anything now#i tell them to be vague about the details of homestuck so that their mom doesnt stop trusting me and they decide its a better idea to keep#calling it a cringey bad old webcomic that i really love because i have bad taste#i tell them to stop using degenarate because its a nazi dogwhistle but they decide thats just stupid i guess and keep using it#i think theyre gonna become a crypto bro they have like 5 books about it#they've been on reddit since they were like 10 i dont think i can get them out of there but they should at least go on better subreddits#instead of r/iam14andthisisdeep and r/tumblr and r/whitepeopletwitter and r/nonpoliticaltwitter and who knows what else#its especially the r/tumblr part that i dont get. because they literally have a tumblr account#if theres a specific user that you see making posts you like on the subreddit go follow them! scroll thru tags of things you like and follo#all the blogs! be annoying and put out a post asking for mutuals tagged with fandoms you like!#oh and they rlly like r/nosleep i wish i could get them to go on the creepypasta wiki instead because at least thatll give them some shared#references with the wider internet and ppl their age. their mom has literally no pop culture references whatsoever so im trying to help the#but its honestly really hard when they dont do what i tell them to do. jesus i sound awful dont i#real sasha waybright moment. “you are going to follow 100 more blogs and turn off algorithm stuff now. end of discussion.”#it's not like they have a community and friends on reddit they dont even have an account theyve been lurking for years#they dont even have the app they use the mobile website. ugh im being so bitchy rn ill just shut up#maybw if yall see that this is how i think then youll realize that im not exactly worth interacting with#sorry for spiraling on ya. im pmsing.#and i have a whole disorder about that so
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being a victim of theft is really opening my eyes to how many government services have broken phone trees
#some of them just straight up hang up on you#some of them for some ungodly reason the anti-fraud phone tree goes back and forth between two options#so if you press one at a certain point it'll put you through to an actual rep#but if you press one as a different point it'll send you a text message and hang up#and it just vacillates between these two branch options#and you can also hit 2 to get different options depending on when you press it#like#bro#just do 1 to 4 why are you making me cycle through two different 1 2 pairs#transunion actually my bad#the anti-fraud phone tree is worse because there's no hold it'll just hang up if no one is available and tell you to call back#and everyone knows how bad the govn't websites are don't even get me started#i have encountered multiple phone trees that don't register when you hit a number it'll just keep offering you the same number options#over and over#babe i hit 3 please take me to 3 i'm begging you i want 3 so bad
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And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr
🐙 WetterThanYou Follow
It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder
👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?
🐙WetterThanYou Follow
Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'
👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(
🦁BEaST-MAN Follow
DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!
👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
They're not? 😭😭😭
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🐺HereWolf Follow
Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.
🏏Batass Follow
Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.
🐺HereWolf Follow
You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.
🦁BEaST-MAN Follow
OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.
🐺HereWolf Follow
Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.
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💚CraftedLove Follow
In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.
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🧙♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow
Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.
🧙♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow
Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.
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🤼♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow
Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍
♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow
Hey.
🤼♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow
WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!
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This now has a sequel, and a third act
#shhh evil wizards can be monsters if they want to#oc#yes this is the same loose world as the demon king posting in fact the evil wizard is the one mentioned as being his friend#stole this format from a fire emblem post because it was a great post#monster fucker#but inverted#Heracles jumpscare#dashboard simulator
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asked my housemate where the router is bc the wifi's been down all day and he said oh you know that global computer outage? spectrum's down. and i was pretty sure that was bullshit.
long story short i found three different routers in this goddamn house and finally figured out the one we've been using and reset it and voila we have wifi again!!! i knew he was wrong. so there. dykes do it better etc etc
#.txt#i googled it. nothing. hadnt heard anything about a Major Network Provider completely going down#i checked spectrum's website. no outages reported in the area#i fucking called them. no outages reported for the zip code#and the real person couldnt tell me anyrhing because i dont know the name on the account#(the owners live in california for gods sake company management probably knows but whatever)#texted my dad for half an hour!#tried to find the password for the networks that showed up when i plugged the router on the desk in.#found it.#those networks would connect w/o internet.#went looking for a different router#found a near-identical one#restarted it#no luck#realized the thing that looked like a diffuser plugged into it was actually another fucking router!#restarted that shit. wifi!!!#fuck you grayson i knew you were wrong so there.#literally i think he just saw a headline about crowdstrike and connected the dots because that's literally not the problem#the problem is computers getting bricked it didnt take down AN ENTIRE NETWORK PROVIDER
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im watching hlvrai cast commentary & mr. radiotv himself called sunkist a "jpeg" and well. interally i went "Well actually 🤓 jpgs dont support transparency ☝️ so that would have to be a png" and dude it is finally setting in for me how much of a nerd i am. Who thinks that shit!!! well me i guess. but u know what i mean
#like i told my therapist about why old sites used to use single-frame gifs for transparent images because at the time +#they had wider support than pngs at the time! jpgs were much more supported as still images but they disnt support transparency#so afaik thats why if you go look at old site layouts and mess with them theyll often have transparent assets as a gif instead of a png !!!#anyway i told my therapist about that and i think i had to tell her what a gif was which was like. nuts to me. like im bad at age guessing +#but she is Not old by any means like not at all. it just totally shocks me sometimes that not everyone is a huge geek like me and my sibs 😭#the one that fucks me up the most though is how many people just dont have adblock like bro. listen. i get not having a million extwnsions#like i love customizing my shit but thats not for everyone. Bur oh my god how do people live without adblock. i think i would die#its like being on facebook marketplace on every website. theyre just lying to you every second of every day#facebook marketplace is genuinwly the most infuriatinf website on earth btw but thats a rant for another day i 4got where i was going w this#imso tired (<- stayed up until like 5:30am Again) so i thinks its bedtime for little old me now. my final mesag... change da world. goodby e#muffin mumbles#oh last note i forgot to write this: sorry i cant call wayne ''wayneradiotv'' radiotv just like by his first name i feel so rude for that???#im not on a first name basis with him. i cant do this with any youtuber or streamer i watch i always have to call them like... mr. 985. yk?#ok note over im actually goong to sleep now Byeeee
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I hate teachers… you’d think them teaching would mean brain cells are present but NOPE.
#so story time#before March break we had a budgeting assignment in my finance class#I wasn’t there but she handed out instructions online all good I did it at home feeling great#as I had done everything to a T as the instructions called for#boy was I WRONG#so my entire class didn’t get above a 60 on this assignment when we got it back today#no one#her first criticism on mine was that in 6 years I’d still be in law school#yes in 6 years. but YOU didn’t say JACKSHIT about a TIMELINE!!#YOU SAID A FUTURE CAREER AND SAID NOTHING ABT A SET TIME IN THE FUTURE#CAREER MEANS ESTABLISHED#MEANS OUT OF SCHOOLING AND IN THE FUCKING CAREER#her next? my debt repaying was too low. now I’m gonna say a little secret. SHE GAVE US THE NUMBER TO PUT IN SHE TOLD US THE NUMBER TO USE#MY REASONING WAS TOO LITTLE 5-6 SENTENCE PARAGRAPHS TOO SMALL FOR DETAIL????#she told me I wouldn’t only be eating out 2 a month…is that not reasonable??? I had to put it down and I don’t like eating out???#my phone plan too cheap…Fido phone plan… budgeting assignment#the GOVERNMENT WEBSITE telling me the average LOW salary of my CAREER too high…#I shouldn’t have so much money left over after rent groceries and bills….or maybe you just suck at BUDGETING?!???? the whole point#of this project?!???#no one spoke out abt it#and I wasn’t there today to express my outrage#when I am next in class it will be the thing I do or it will be taken to the other teacher or guidance bc that’s bull and not fair to anyone#if it’s the whole class practically failing it’s not them it’s the teacher
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#call the un and tell them I will learn how to code just to make the ucr website functional#what to you mean I can’t boolean search#they don’t put the original date of older evidence in the metadata#only the date it was uploaded#I just want to find interviews with s*rb soldiers conducted between 1992 and 1995 😭#(have to censor their name so they don’t find me)#but instead I have to manually search through 1863 entries#I cant really say ‘‘just give me normal people and not leaders”#at least they put the date of origin in the title so I don’t have to click on every single entry#historian problems ❤️#me
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My sister rang me today.
Ever since she was six, she's had pain in her legs, which turns into pain in her hips and back for stretches of time. She's tried for years to get a diagnosis, with absolutely no joy. As a kid they thought she had collapsed arches in her feet; then it became clear her feet were fine, but something was wrong with her tendons; and then in her 20s they just shrugged it off with a "We'll never know probably" and that was that. She keeps on top of it with daily yoga, generally, though flare ups happen periodically. If she has to pause the yoga for some reason, she fairly rapidly regresses. Currently she has plantar fascitis again, which has halted everything once more, so right now she's back into a pain slump.
Anyway, she called me today while going from Doctors to pharmacy to get the codeine they've prescribed her for it.
"I think one of my yoga moves to help the fascitis might have exacerbated the legs," she said. "Trouble is, there's never been a diagnosis. I just have to trial and error what might help."
... And I had one of those lightbulb moments, you know? My brain suddenly went "Wait hang on, this is very familiar isn't it?" and rang the bells of memory.
"Did they ever test you for fibromyalgia?" I said.
They had not. It's never been suggested, even. My sister said she'd look up the symptoms and see if it chimed, and rang off.
Fifteen minutes later, she calls back.
Turns out she got to the pharmacy and gave them the prescription. While waiting, she googled fibromyalgia symptoms and found the NHS website.
"It was like someone had written a profile of me," she tells me on the phone. "Like, spookily, scarily accurate to me, right down to the temperature regulation bit. It felt like a practical joke."
And of course, as she stood there in the pharmacy, suddenly staring at the age of forty at the apparent answer she's been trying to get since she was six years old, she burst into tears.
"Oh no!" Said the pharmacist, hurdling the counter in a single leap and scattering the queue (I am exaggerating for humorous affectation.) "Quickly! Come into our little exam room, we'll get you tissues and water!"
My sister was duly ensconced into a Safe Place, and encouraged to cry it out. It took several hiccuping minutes, but finally, she managed to calm down and get back to an Extremely Watery Smile.
"Do you want to talk about it?" the pharmacist asked sympathetically.
"It's just..." my sister said, overwhelmed and searching for words. "My whole life I've been in pain, and they've never found why..."
"Ah," said the pharmacist thoughtfully. "Have you explored fibromyalgia?"
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"TWICE IN ONE DAY," my sister yells on the phone to me later. "HOW THE HELL HAVE TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE ON THE SAME DAY FINALLY GIVEN ME THE ANSWER, AND NEITHER OF YOU IS A DOCTOR"
Anyway she has a doctor's appointment for tomorrow to discuss it, so we'll see
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