#shhh evil wizards can be monsters if they want to

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And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

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I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

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They're not? 😭😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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💚CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

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WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

[luisaaronopez]

Warning: This chapter contains dark content. Please read with caution.

Angel and Venus explored the entire fortress.

They looked in the dining room. Nothing.

They looked in the spuires. Nothing.

They even checked the kitchen. Nothing.

“Why are we looking at places where we find food?” Venus asks.

“I’m hungry.” Angel replied.

“Oh brother.” Venus grumbled while shaking her head.

The last thing they looked was the throne room.

“Ugh….I give up. There’s no way a throne room will help us find…..what are we looking for again?” Venus asked.

“Something that can not only help get rid of the evil inside me but I need to find evidence that my family is innocent.” Angel told Venus.

“The Healing Room is our only option.” Venus suggested.

“That won’t help. That room is only to heal injured or sick people, not banishing the evil in people.” Angel said.

“You shouldn’t have banned your guardian from using his spells. He’s an adult, why are you telling him what to do?” Venus asked.

Angel shook her head.

“Aaron dosen’t just destroy the evil with peoples hearts…. he also has magic that can do…unspeakable things..” Angel said nervously.

“Like what?” Venus kept on asking.

“I have this feeling that Aaron would do anything to protect me and Blossom. I don’t know what he did to Maurice’s cronies but I saw him set a man on fire.”

“Excellent…I…I mean ouch.” Venus corrected herself.

“I just don't want Aaron to hurt anyone, including those who care about him.” Angel said as she sat on the throne.

She placed her hand on the side of the throne, accidentally pressing a small button.

The floor began to open.

As Angel and Venus peeked inside, there were stairs that leads to a secret room.

But the opening was too small so they had to go one at a time.

“You go in first.” Venus said sharply.

A lump came from Angel’s throat. She took the lead anyway.

It was dark, and the girls kept tripping on various things on the floor.

“Ow! Venus watch it! You’re yanking my hair!” Angel shouts.

“Owa! How dare you hit me there! I will put a restraining order on you, cause I CAN!” Venus yelled back.

“Sorry! Why don’t you use your pyrokenesis. We could really use some light.” Angel told Venus.

Venus summoned a small flame.

They looked all around the room, it is full of accessories.

They see a picture of Maurice in a suit.

“Ooh, he’s so handso….NO! Bad Venus! I can’t do this to my little Jeffy. Jeffy I’m sorry! I’m an idiot! I’m an Idiot! I’M AN IDIOT!!” Venus yells while slapping herself.

“SHHH! Not so loud.” Angel shushed Venus.

“Excuse me for being emotionally sensitive.” Venus whimpered.

“Nevermind that, I hope Maurice has a spell book.” Angel said while looking around.

“Spellbook?” Venus said in confusion.

“Mhm, Maurice must be a wizard. If he’s responsible for those purple burgers that can corrupt people, then he’s gotta have a book that has the ‘secret ingredient’, if you know what I mean.” Angel said as she’s giving Venus a hint.

Venus shook her head.

“How old are you again? Cause that’s something you see in cartoons.” Venus said with a mischievous grin.

“You look over there and I’ll look over here.” Angel told Venus.

Venus opened the closet. A skeleton fell on her and she screams

“AAH! AAH! GET OFF ME YOU CREEP! GET OFF! GET OFF!!”

Angel quickly gets the skeleton off Venus and placed it to the ground.

Something caught the Angel’s eyes.

There was a crown on the skeletons head.

“NO!” Angel shouts.

She inspects the skeleton and a tear goes down her eye.

“Its wearing a crown, that means…” Angel cries as she hugs the skeleton.

“Angel, why are you hugging a skeleton?” Venus asked in a questionable tone.

“Don’t you see the crown? This person…is a member of my family…” Angel cried even more.

Venus sees something too.

There’s a note on the skeletons chest.

Angel stopped crying and both girls read the letter.

“To anyone who finds this letter.

I consider myself an honest ruler of this island.

It isn’t bigger than the others but this island is made for a better future for those who have dreams to becoming a champion.

I open tournaments for people to express themselves when it comes to fighting.

Not for killing one another, but to respect one another.

But now everything went downhill for my island.

Monsters invaded the island and destroyed every house, killed every man, woman and children.

Survivors ended up facing a more horrible fate.

They don’t even look human anymore, their skin was a ghoulish shade of purple, they had eyes…those soulless eyes that will never leave my head.

I evacuaded as much as I can, I’m planning to unite with the rulers of the other islands to put a stop to thi”

The letter wasn’t fully finished.

“No no! There needs to be more information.” Angel said desperately.

“Whoever this ruler was, he was much a better ruler than Maurice.” Venus said while rolling her eyes.

“We need more evidence!” Angel shouts impatiently.

The girls notice a drawer nearby.

They curiously looked inside it.

It was full of pens, knives, keys and another thing that caught their attention.

Angel pulled out a contract.

It says “Maurice Vondere” on the paper.

But the girls noticed somthing scribbled.

“Ugh! This isn’t enough evidence!” Angel groans.

“Hold on!” Angel said as she dug deeper into the drawers.

She pulls out a notebook and flipped through the pages. She found a page that looked like someone ripped out a sheet.

“Can I see that letter?” Angel asked.

Venus gave Angel the letter and placed it were the ripped page was at.

“If this paper belongs here, that means this notebook belongs too…”

Angel flips the notebook and it says “My Life On Magical Island by Emperor Taku”

“Emperor Taku!!” Both girls shout.

Angel began to fangirl.

“Emperor Taku! THE Emperor Taku! He’s the one who announces this fighting tournaments every year! I would always watch his shows on TV! Taku is such an honorable ruler and host!” Angel was running out of breath.

Venus is still wondering “But why would he give his kingdom to Maurice though? Unless…”

Both girls look at the letter and it has a dried blood stain on it.

Both girls gasp in horror.

Suddenly the girls heard footsteps behind them.

They turned around and see Maurice.

“What are you doing here looking at my accessories?” He yells.

“Shut the hell up murderer! These aren’t your accessories, this isn’t even your island!” Venus shouts at Maurice.

“What have you done to the former Emperor of this island?” Angel asked menacingly.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Maurice said in denial.

“How do you explain these?” Venus shouts while summoning her flames to light up the room.

Maurice looks at the skeleton, notebook, the letter with a blood stain and the contract.

Maurice just stood there. He knew that the jig is already up. So he runs away.

“Venus! You take the evidence to the others, I'll catch Maurice! ” Angel told Venus.

"Good luck Angel." Venus said while giving Angel another hug.

As Venus leaves to find the others, Angel chases after Maurice.

To Be Continued