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Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

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Bon Appétit (1980) // dir. Chuck Vincent

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"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

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i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead

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if the idea of 'fat people are hot' makes you so agonizingly uncomfortable that you have to pop up with 'fetishization' or 'glorifying' or 'not everyone--' please consider that your discomfort with my fat body being hot is a You Problem and i am not interested

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A spinner shark shows off its signature feeding strategy

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

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Things are happening on reddit

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it makes me so mad that my friends and i cant share funny moments on tumblr because unfunny strangers will bully the shit out of some of us based purely on who takes the screenshots.

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reblogs on this post were turned off for 2 years because people kept making fun of my friend for using light mode. it got turned on and it only took 5 hours for someone to make a light mode joke.

if you make light mode jokes you are an ableist shithead. shut the fuck up. you are making fun of someone's disability accessibility because you are a shithead. you are being a shithead. shut up. just shut up! just shut up. i am so done being nice to people like you. you're scum! change your ways or rot and die.

don't send me messages about this post telling me i hurt your feelings. just shut up instead. i don't care. i do not care. don't go snivelling crying into my messages wasting your time trying to trick me into caring about your shithead feelings over your shithead behaviour. you either care and you change your behaviour, or you don't care and you're a shithead. those are the two options here. there is no nuance. do not talk to me. change or die.

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eclectic taste (not to be confused with good taste) is the only thing you actually need to be a good artist. i don't care if you like the right things, i literally only care abt the multitude of experiences and practices you have ingested.

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i havent posted art here in so long. im sorry. i forgot that people actually follow me for that. i get lost in the sauce. here's something from (checks notes) thursday !

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Supper Mario Broth: A Primer

If somebody ever asks you: "What is Supper Mario Broth?", just show them this video.

Thank you all, for everything. With your incredible support, Supper Mario Broth will continue bigger and better than ever before. I hope I can make you proud for believing in me. Now, I will get to work.