#the truth is the truth

[kevindavidday]

sethvin could be what rovinsky is to me

[venstm]

tobias quoting me going: I’m a great man, an even better lesbian.

[molter-writes]

Alicent in LIC is so picture you by chappell roan coded

😌😌😌

[bewitching-666]

...forgot a 0 there

it’s okay to be a lil delusional I guess

[someonenooneatall]

if only I was perfect, maybe he would actually like me and not just stay bc he gets no other bitches

[templeofastrallight]

"Most of the words in here, they’re man’s words. They’re not God’s. -But I can try. If that’s what He wants, I swear on my life, I can try." -Ben Daniels, The Exorcist

[heartthroblopez]

“She’s EVIL!!”

*giggles*

[stargirlie25]

Lifes to short to pretend you don't like white boys.

AND BLONDE BOYS!!!

LIKE THEY ARE EVERYTHINGGGGGGGG

[bitch-butter]

Why do you think Joe Mazzelo is untalented 😭😭

he traded his talent for human arms and legs somewhere around 2016. the sea witch apparently told him he had to get Rami Malek to pay attention to him otherwise he would become nothing but foam. they made Bohemian Rhapsody, so he evaded becoming sea foam, but unfortunately his talent still belongs to the witch. I know all this bc he dm'd me on instagram asking for money.

[andreabaideas]

I am just like that at the students revisions and gradings...🤣😅

Gets a D or a F after not studying, doing less than the minimal homework ...and not doing shit at class sauf talking then comes to ask why they fail.

My answers (in spanish or french) :

"This outcome was predicted since your first essay". (3 fucking lines she wrote)

"If your load of (home)work Its not the one that i asked for then the results won't be your desired ones". (Not a single exercise done by him)

"If the written demonstrations of your knowledge shows that you not Only not studied but you didn't even read the class notes , then don't expect a good outcome for you" (0/10 or 2/10 points at the exam, the he asks "Bro why I am failing????")

My final answer always is :

"The quality of your work procedure Its not the one thats required for a satisfying academic result..

If you wanna better results do a better job"

Boy do they get mad 🤣

And thats my "filter on" teacher self...

They wouldn't survive my unfiltered normal self comentaries like :

"If you dont do anything but shit dont expect anything but shit lord dudebro". XD

[ryanlewisandclark]

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[golden-letters]

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

[soul-from-another-era]

Unconditional love isn't a free pass to hurt me.

[smokeweedeattherich]

I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.