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C'MON TO THE THEATER!
I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#unique magic posters#so it was fellow after all and not gidel? whoops#i was merely overthinking it#me? overthink fictional characters? surely not#god though#i can't not love a guy who gets the cutest most adorable power#and instantly goes 'i shall use this for Crimes'#also every time he was like 逃げる! my brain auto-translated it as CHEESE IT!#accompanied by twst's running-away sound effect which is just the quintessential sound of someone cheesing it#if i could have (1) twst spinoff it would be the adventures of these two idiots trying to do an education#they would have a stodgy bureaucrat antagonist who keeps trying to catch them in their sleazy corner-cutting ways and shut them down#(OF COURSE there would be a bit where they are trying to host an unforgettable luncheon but egads! their roast is ruined!)#and all while they're trying to evade being hunted down by the playful land investors#the hijinks would be SO wacky you guys#i've made myself sad now because this will never exist#it's real in my HEART
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Narrative Foils
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#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#isat#in stars and time#4c fanart#The nice thing about being the same size is that you can steal each others clothing#Which I imagine happens fairly often with these two#At least until Siffrin finally talks to Loop about ruining their shirts whenever they get mad#Also help. I sat here for a solid 10m trying to figure out if I should give Loop Pants if the whole post is just about the T-Shirts#Because they're canonically just? Naked? And no one comments on this?#I mean they've got Stellar skin don't get me wrong (bu dum tss)#But that's a little weird no?#But then again. It feels weirder to JUST be wearing a T-Shirt#And I imagine it'd be a little annoying to have to steal and/or buy clothing every loop#But come on. The Universe couldn't do them a solid and toss a sheet or something down with their divine intervention? That's just rude.#It was clearly within it's power to drop other artifacts down. So at this point it just feels like spite is all I'm saying#Or a giant sign of 'You're not allowed to hide anymore' both in terms of emotional vulnerability and literal sense. They glow after all#Anyways. Slapped a pair of generic pants on the idiots cause I didn't feel like spending any longer than I already did on the meme#Get pantsed#Wait no
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Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso Seasons 1-3 » T-shirts
#Ted Lasso#Theodore Lasso#Jason Sudeikis#*mine: gif#tedlassoedit#ugh you idiot with that face#stop staring at me swan#I think I got all the T-shirt moments for Ted. Can you guess the two scenes I forgot and had to go back and add???#I've also kept these in order of season/episode appearance and it feels kind of telling#not quite sure how I'm feeling about these and how they turned out#these are all from 2160p video files (I've only worked with 2160 one other time) and the timing of these frames looks off#I did my best to fix and readjust them#to the 5 to 8 people that read these tags let me know if I should keep trying/working with 2160p or just stick with 1080p#can we see a major difference in the image quality? I'm using all my same edit settings here#@chainofclovers I saw your tags about the black Joe Arthur shirt I was/have been thinking the same thing#I'm glad I got my o.g. laptop to power up to finish this gifset (definitely a power button issue)#will I ever make that mirror gifset idea??? probably not but I got a couple of mirror moments here#I almost used the other mirror moment from episode 7 but I wanted a different angle/view#this gifset could've been a lot more of Ted in bed wearing T-shirts tbh#¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Reaper's Bounty.
#ffxiv#fan art#emet selch#zenos yae galvus#oc#atticus van simularus#tsukiko date#camilla lunae#I'm here to rattle my garlean reapers=vampires propaganda around because it lives rent free in my head#look two idiots willingly offering their aether to the people protecting them#one for their enshroud and the other for their primal transformation LOL#Atticus isnt always wholesome and with Regent's power he could appear at Solus' side whenever it was demanded of him#and because in universe regent is in control of the intake of aether emet doesnt have to worry about atticus taking too much -or-#discovering he was an ascian lmao#I also just felt like drawing crazy-eyed emet because its fun#also dont mind zenos plotting 100 ways to kill a man because hes in a situation where he has to transform#and therefore take his healer's own aether just to protect them#not that tsukiko minds- it means she gets to take a free nap#also the in universe pain that zenos has to feed either from her arm because he will not put his teeth anywhere near her neck (ironically)#(tsukiko heals through singing and its something he enjoys listening to in their off time)#mans stuck with literally the arm or the leg because Tsu is tiny next to him#adventurer zenos
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february has blessed me with The Sickness (i'm down with it) so apologies for not posting much these past couple days
anyway i'm still waiting for someone to write that alenoaheather fake dating au where both heather and alejandro pretend to date noah- the least intolerable person on the plane besides each other- to make the other jealous and noah Lets It Happen because it's funny and he has nothing better to do (he's read all of his books and now he's bored)
#exposing myself as an alenoaheather shipper i think they could all make each other worse /pos#solarium if you see this that post was A Banger#bonus points if neither alejandro nor heather notice that noah's “cheating” on them despite noah not even attempting to hide it#owen: gee noah! how come chris lets you have TWO partners? noah: The Ratings™ (/ref)#heather and alejandro are so caught up in each others' reactions they don't even notice noah raiding their luggage for valuables#(in his mk era) (he's using Boyfriend Privilege for everything it's worth as compensation for dealing with his Two Idiots)#eventually alejandro and heather start genuinely competing for noah's affections because they Can't Be Outdone by the other--#and also because they might've caught feelings for him too but SHHH 🤫#noah's autistic rizz bags him two of the most attractive partners on the show despite him looking like a wet paper bag /j#power throuple goals; two overcompetitive conventionally attractive antagonists and their wisecracking cringefail twink#total drama#td alejandro#td heather#td noah#alenoaheather#thoughtless posting#silly ideas#ophe's ranting in the tags again
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I want to share my interpretation of FadelStyle's sex scenes in the storage room, but before I get to the actual scene I need to establish FadelStyle's relationship arc so far. I won't go into detail about their attitude towards each other in episode 1 and 2 because @airenyah did such a great job of explaining Style's journey in this post and I wholeheartedly agree with everything she said.
To summarize, by the end of episode 2 Style is starting to sense something is off about Fadel and he is starting to want to connect to him, whereas Style manages to make past Fadel's defenses and enter his mind, albeit as a sexual fantasy. At this point neither of the two actively dislike each other as they used to before. Fadel still finds Style very annoying, but he is already starting to get used to it. Style still thinks Fadel is grumpy and rude, but he is intrigued by what lays under Fadel's mask. They don't really like each other, but they don't exactly hate each other either.
This dynamics continue in episode 3. As they meet each other more and more, Fadel softens up to Style as sees more of him. It's hard for Fadel to completely ignore the genuine care, concern and sincerity Style throws at him again and again. Style also starts to become even more intrigued by Fadel as he realizes just how deep the man is hiding himself. Not to mention the physical attraction between the two that very much exists and makes its presence known in the form of sexual fantasies.
When they actually hook up for the first time, there is only physical attraction that is driving their actions. As I mentioned before, they don't dislike each other, but they don't really like each other either. There is an emotional disconnect between the two. And I believe this is the reason this experience was not very fulfilling for either of them. Both of them seem to be the type to believe in having proper relationships instead of casual hookups, so sex without any sort of meaningful connection might be pleasant because of the physical attraction, but it's far from being able to make either of them feel content.
Comparing FadelStyle's first time to KantBison's first time makes this more evident. KantBison didn't even know each other's names when they jumped into bed together. But that didn't stop them from having a great time. They have no problems in finding sexual satisfaction without any emotional attachment. FadelStyle on the other hand seem to be unable to do that. It's a matter of preference, neither is right or wrong. The lighting choices in the two scenes also reflect the mood of the couples. For KantBison, it's a bright red-glaring, intense and passionate. The lighting is not warm, it's burning hot actually. Whereas for FadelStyle, the lighting is a cold blue, with no hint of warmth to be found.
In Fadel's fantasy, Fadel thinks about Style's interest in himself (his name and his tattoo). In Style's fantasy, Style imagines Fadel serving him with direct eye contact maintained at all times. Both of these fantasies further indicate to me that both of them crave a deeper connection with the other. And it's only when they find that connection that they can truly find sexual contentment.
I don't think Fadel meant to be that tender and worshipful with Style. I think he just couldn't help himself. Now that Style has had a taste of what it could feel like being with Fadel, he is not going to give up trying to make Fadel his. And Fadel has no way to defend against that kind of Style.
#thk#wow i actually managed to get this out before ep 4#congrats to me#also congrats to the entire team of thk for making an asexual girl think so deeply about two men having gay sex#truly a wondrous feat#i have more to say but i'm too tired to write anymore#maybe later sometime i'll dive even deeper#because i have spent an entire week thinking about this#and crying for fadel my poor baby#i think style initially spoke to the older brother in fadel#because style has that naivety about the realities of the world that only a very sheltered person would have#very similar to bison#as the one who is doing everything in his power to shelter bison from the cruelties of the world fadel probably recognizes that naivety#which is why i think he understands that style doesn't mean to be insensitive or offensive#style just has a huge personality that he refuses to hide#he is also an idiot#but a kind sincere and lovable idiot#which is why fadel can't help but soften up to style#can't wait to see what will happen in the next ep
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hot take but y’all have got to stop treating and talking about billionaires and world leaders like they’re stupid
#diya’s musings#like yes they’re weird#yes their actions are nonsensical#but they have intentions! malicious ones at that#‘where are they going to deport native americans that’s so stupid’ they KNOW that#they KNOW life doesn’t begin at conception or that there’s not two genders#stop viewing their actions as idiotic and start viewing them as genuinely malicious grabs for power and control
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I've been spinning a bunch of tsv thoughts in my head but none of them can be said more aptly than

#tia posts#tsv#the silt verses#everything in tsv comes in pairs.#but they arent complete balanced pairs#take the obvious one our dear twin mouths. one devours one returns#faulk devours carp returns BUT. two faces on to speak and one to listen yeah?#faulk speaks carp listens but isnt listening devouring? taking in? and speaking is returning giving the answer expected of you#changing history with a word#or take val and shrue#val where words have power and shrue where words fail you#except for when val's words failed her. except for when shrue's speech had a deep effect (ON VAL)#i could keep listing examples for like 20 minutes but the point is. nice dichotomy idiot what lies outside it#where does it break
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dream sentai team, I have dubbed them
Super Sentaisuke
#super sentai#liveman#kakuranger#carranger#hurricaneger#go onger#the theme is birds/cars/ninjas (my three favourite things for rangers to be)#the 6th ranger is sun vulcan ryuusuke#but he could only be there for 5 minutes (he had better things to do)#theres.... theres about two braincells in this team and who currently has them depends entirely on the situation at hand#yusuke is 'in charge' but like.... barely#i have so many ideas for how these idiots would interact/get along#get ready for my trademark crossover content no one is asking for!#also - thinking about the power rangers version of this team is actively killing me#super sentaisuke#2023 art tag#side note FUCK the carranger suits i am NEVER drawing that damn helmet ever again
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Jonathan and Nancy give each other multiple chances to back out but both of them choose to do the hard things together every time 🥺
#AND THAT'S HOW I KNOW THEY'RE ENDGAME#... this is really why robin called them a power couple#those two idiots have never seen an obstacle they couldn't overcome together#there's also something here about their determination to not let the other one do things alone#like y'all ever think about how Jonathan sounds genuinely upset she waited all night to call?#THEY'RE CODEPENDENT AS HELL BUT WE DONT HAVE TIME TO UNPACK THAT#i mean listen they're each others besties theyre in love and they have shared trauma#u get it#jancy#jonathan byers#nancy wheeler#stranger things
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The idea of Gojo becoming a Sukuna-stan and Sukuna becoming a Gojo-stan after they fought is top tier romcom. These two are all brawns no brains (for social delicacy). OP-ness go BRRRR. They fucking deserve each other so much.
#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#i guess i'm a sukugo trash now (i'm giving in)#they interacted shortly but their dynamic just tickles me funny#still not stanning these two as separate characters#but i'm down on them together as a pair of idiots with too much power and 100% stupidity#on the side i'd like shoko and uraume as their long-suffering somewhat sane besties (ofmg shoko-ume/ura-shoko 😍)#i'm still mad that it's sukuna that reached gojo first!#but i can't deny they have weird chemistry together and i'm now buying it
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This is the spiritual successor to Four Seasons Landscaping. To me.
#the political career of rishi sunak over the past two years is something that is absolutely fascinating to me#mans kicks off the mass resignation of virtually everyone of relevance in the johnson government just for a shot at power#manages to climb over everybody else in the leadership campaign; loses at the last hurdle to liz truss#(the human embodiment of a soggy ball of iceberg lettuce you left in your fridge and forgot about)#when truss’s premiership imploded he was right there to… further cock things up?#his highlights include hiring back a cabinet minister who had literally been fired the previous day#after 18 months; his party finally got sick enough of him violently hydroplaning down the highway to hell that they threatened him#with a vote of no-confidence#so he went out in the rain and went straight to charles iii of all people to ask him to dissolve parliament. as you do#and called a general election WHILE STILL IN THE RAIN and while the most unserious music imaginable played in the background#because i guess he thought ‘if i’m going down i’m bringing all of you with me’ ?????#knowing that unless something absolutely bananas happens; he is essentially handing over the country to keir starmer mind you#and then today someone placed him in front of a morrisons sign in such a way that his big head makes the sign look like it says ‘moron’#and photographed him as such. i’m obsessed. no notes#i will not miss this idiot but i can’t say i haven’t been entertained. because i have#i’m like genuinely impressed with how much the tories have managed to fuck up in so many different ways#to be honest ever since david cameron resigned and walked off humming; nothing has been normal here#i mean things were bad before that but good god#personal
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au where after shisui rips his eye out, stuffs it in a crow, and steps off the cliff, itachi instinctively uses the shunshin to catch him. now they're both alive and nobody has a mangekyou except danzou so they have to like actually deal with their problems and shit
#naruto#naruto shippuden#i'm going with the itachi shinden version of how the crow got it which is admittedly a book i haven't read but w/e#uchiha itachi#uchiha shisui#shimura danzou#sharingan crow#itachi: holy shit shisui!#shisui: dude wtf i was trying to kill myself??#itachi: WHY DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T STOP YOU????#shisui: I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE MANGEKYOU IDIOT#itachi: HOW WOULD THAT IMPROVE OUR SITUATION IT DIDN'T WORK FOR YOU WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT POWERS I'D HAVE#shisui: oh yeah good point. whew dodged a bullet there thanks itachi. where'd that crow go#itachi: it flew away. it's a bird#shisui: it was supposed to follow you around#itachi: well clearly it's not fucking doing that now is it#shisui: ok so uh itachi i may have some bad news#itachi; we're going to be unable to avert a civil war?#shisui: no. worse#itachi: what's worse????#shisui: you're going to have to actually talk to your father#itachi: ....#shisui: look man i know it's tough but-#itachi: that was. that was an option??#shisui: .......ok dodged two bullets. btw do you think we can convince the clan my eyes just did that#itachi: no#(obito has the crow. if anyone was wondering. you just gave him kotoamatsukami you fucking losers)
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imagine you have time leaping power. and you want to get rid of it because you already did what you wanted to do. and instead of. giving it to someone you know, someone you trust. you give it to a twelve years old child who asked you how to be a hero like you. then you think about that time you killed a man and decide that this kid will surely handle the power. so you give it to him, not sure if it’s even going to work.
imagine giving time leaper power to a 1) child, 2) stranger and not, idk, one of your friend (perhaps the one you’re the closest to at the moment and who you likely a bit traumatized by telling everything you went through to him and then telling him to keep it a secret until his death or something)
#au where wakasa gets the time leaping power and gets back to the start of BD#its a fixit ofc#tr#tokrev#tok rev#tokyo revengers#i love BD 1st gen so much - you have two stupid idiots and then wakasa and benkei#still underdeveloped. the little we have of benkei.. i hate it. i need more of them#tr wakasa#imaushi wakasa#tokrev wakasa#tr shinichiro#tokrev shinichiro#shinichiro sano#tr spoilers#spoilers#tokrev spoilers#shinichiro was so funny for that honestly#(and traumatized and likely dissociating but im ignoring tragedy rn)
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@beatingheart-bride
"Yes, he did," Susannah nodded-a bit of a blessing and a curse in her eyes, admittedly, considering the mixed feelings she had regarding her heritage...
"My mother was...very proud of who she was," she began, as she sipped her coffee pensively. "She took a great deal of pride in being Irish, and she wore it on her sleeve...even when other people didn't appreciate that pride. She told my Pa a lot of stories about her life in Ireland, about her family, and what it means to be a Pace. We're stubborn and passionate about...everything, really, but we also value family greatly; we'd move heaven and Earth for our loved ones. Pa was really taken by it all, by Ma's pride in being who she was, and so when it came time to get married...he chose to take her name instead of her taking his."
It was a great shock to many of August's neighbors, knowing that instead of becoming Mr. and Mrs. Burke, they had become Mr. and Mrs. Pace: He often speculated that, had it been the other way around, their neighbors would've been a little less frosty to the couple, perhaps approving of this "uncivilized" Irishwoman taking a step in becoming more Americanized, but because August had taken her name, it was seen as a slap in the face to those around them-that he was taking the side of "a Paddy" over his American kin.
"Ma was really touched by it," she finished, as she set her coffee mug down. "And Pa was proud to be a part of a family like hers. Even if other people didn't approve, he didn't give a damn-he was proud to be a Pace."
#((they are! i didn't think all that highly of the two of them when i saw the first movie))#((but even without having seen the second one; reading what i have; my opinion of them is even lower!))#((instead of teaching their magically-inclined child how to control her powers; as presumably her mother learned))#((they both feel the best option is not only to lock one daughter away; isolating her))#((but also to alter the memories of their other daughter and leave her in the dark as to what's going on with her sister!))#((this is what tv tropes would call the 'idiot ball'; in which characters proverbially get a hold of said ball))#((and IMMEDIATELY start making dumb decisions: clearly the parents got a hold of the idiot ball))#((and didn't let go even as they went down with the ship! that's just atrocious writing!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Genderbent
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Writing the second chapter of My Heart on Your Sleeve and it's like
Durin, in love with Elrond: 😍
Callie, in love with Durin: 😍
Elrond, utterly oblivious: 😀
#elrond you absolute idiot#i know i said it was gen or pre-slash but i'm gonna have to be honest this is turning out gayer than i intended#i have no control over these characters they simply love each other too much your honour#i've also been trying to wrap this chapter up for two pages straight now but these idiots just want to keep spending time with each other#my heart on your sleeve#daemons au#Callie is Elrond's daemon in case you need catching up#elrondurin daemons au#durond daemons au#elrond peredhel#durin iv#durin x elrond#durond#elrond#elrond x durin#elrondurin#rings of power#rop#durin rings of power#elrond rings of power#trop elrond#rop elrond#prince durin
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