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au where after shisui rips his eye out, stuffs it in a crow, and steps off the cliff, itachi instinctively uses the shunshin to catch him. now they're both alive and nobody has a mangekyou except danzou so they have to like actually deal with their problems and shit
#naruto#naruto shippuden#i'm going with the itachi shinden version of how the crow got it which is admittedly a book i haven't read but w/e#uchiha itachi#uchiha shisui#shimura danzou#sharingan crow#itachi: holy shit shisui!#shisui: dude wtf i was trying to kill myself??#itachi: WHY DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T STOP YOU????#shisui: I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE MANGEKYOU IDIOT#itachi: HOW WOULD THAT IMPROVE OUR SITUATION IT DIDN'T WORK FOR YOU WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT POWERS I'D HAVE#shisui: oh yeah good point. whew dodged a bullet there thanks itachi. where'd that crow go#itachi: it flew away. it's a bird#shisui: it was supposed to follow you around#itachi: well clearly it's not fucking doing that now is it#shisui: ok so uh itachi i may have some bad news#itachi; we're going to be unable to avert a civil war?#shisui: no. worse#itachi: what's worse????#shisui: you're going to have to actually talk to your father#itachi: ....#shisui: look man i know it's tough but-#itachi: that was. that was an option??#shisui: .......ok dodged two bullets. btw do you think we can convince the clan my eyes just did that#itachi: no#(obito has the crow. if anyone was wondering. you just gave him kotoamatsukami you fucking losers)
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idea and text stolen from this post:
#naruto#itachi uchiha#sasuke uchiha#realizing now that my caption makes it sound like i don’t believe hes gay. to be clear i am ambiguous on the matter
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Jaja sigue de moda cierto?
#naruto fanart#Art Naruto#naruto#naruto shippuden#itachi uchiha#kisame akatsuki#akatsuki#Meme#Naruto meme#Meme Naruto
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Uchiha family features, and spoiled Sasuke
#art#digital art#fanart#my art#naruto#sketch#sasuke#sasuke uchiha#itachi uchiha#itachi#mikoto uchiha#fugaku uchiha
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girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters
#x reader#reader insert#incorrect quotes#anime x reader#ghost x reader#call of duty x reader#jason todd x reader#simon ghost x reader#naruto x reader#batfamily#one piece x reader#the walking dead x reader#luffy x reader#daryl x reader#itachi x reader#zoro x reader#damian wayne#dick grayson#dc x y/n#dcu#bruce wayne x fem!reader#yandere anime
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Help for Venezuela. REBLOG PLEASE.
Help me spread the word about what is happening in my country.I don't want to cry anymore thinking about what is going to happen to my family, or my friends. Many in my generation have committed suicide due to the desperation of the current crisis, others have left their university careers to go to work at an early age for a starvation wage. Please, I just want to stop suffering, I don't want to cry anymore, I just want a normal adolescence for all young people. My people need FREEDOM.
#gojo satoru x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#jason todd x reader#choso x reader#itachi uchiha x reader#leon kennedy x reader#sukuna x reader#toji x reader#itadori x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen#dc universe#naruto#uchiha sasuke#naruto shippuden#gege akutami#gojo satoru#call of duty#venezuela#kpop#bts#blackpink
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I thought about Itachi needing to wear glasses. But they make his eyes look like stupid cartoon dots and no one will recognize him in this I found this idea so funny that I drew it.
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Itachi just wants to be a stay-at-home brother 🤧
#anime / manga#manga#naruto#anime#naruto shippuden#team 7#anbu itachi#uchiha itachi#itachi uchiha#itachi loves his brother#let this man rest#he would have a beautiful garden#uchiha sasuke#haruno sakura#kakashi hatake#uzumaki naruto
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ᝰ FIRST TIME FUCKING YOU WITHOUT A CONDOM .ᐟ
⋆ ft. itachi, neji, kakashi, sasuke ⋆
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༝ ᭝ ༝ itachi ༝ ᭝ ༝
⇣ ༝ ⇣ ༝ ⇣
Itachi is not someone who’d be reckless with this decision.
Sure, his cheeks would turn scarlet when you ask. His head would whip to the side so fast his neck would be in danger of snapping, drawing one leg up as his entire body shifts towards you on the couch. He would slip two fingers into the collar of his t-shirt and tug, desperate for a cool breeze to tame the suffocating heat now creeping down his throat, flushing his chest.
His gaze would flicker across your face, hand resting on your thigh, squeezing once. He’d ask, “You — are you sure? You don’t want me to wear a condom anymore?” His voice would crack on the word condom and his blush would darken. Itachi would take a second to clear his throat, glaring at you without any real heat when you couldn’t hold back a laugh.
“I’m sure, Itachi.” You’d readjust your position, mirroring his, and look up at him through your lashes. “I just, I need to feel you. All of you,” you’d admit, playing with his fingers before lacing them together. The sweet heat building in your belly would remind you of the way it feels to drink a cup of hot chocolate.
Itachi’s lips would part, and you’d be certain you caught his dick jerking in his sweats. He’d make you wait until you’re on some other form of birth control. No surprise babies in this house.
Itachi would hold his breath when he pushed his latex free cock into you for the first time. His eyes would squeeze shut, a shaky exhale of your name spilling from his lips as he bottomed out and fucking came. You’d be able to feel the harsh twitching of his dick as he made you look nothing short of a cream filled donut. He’d be so embarrassed, ready to apologize, but he’d stop short at the fucked out look on your face.
The added slick sensation would turn you on like no other, cheeks hot to the touch as you begged him to keep going. He’d stay as hard as a rock, rolling you both until you’re perched in his lap. He’d draw his knees up, tangle his fingers with yours, and encourage you to “Ride me, sweetheart. C’mon, take what you need. I’ll let you use me until your pretty little pussy is sore.”
Itachi doesn’t have to tell you twice.
༝ ᭝ ༝ neji ༝ ᭝ ༝
⇣ ༝ ⇣ ༝ ⇣
Neji loves having sex with you, but he’d be a bit paranoid.
Neji’s uptight. From the outside, you’d never be able to tell he gets drunk on your pussy, but he does. He’d be a whiny, breathy mess any time his cock’s inside you.
However, he’d also be hyper aware of the fact that he could get you pregnant if he’s not careful. He wouldn’t be opposed to the idea of having a baby with you, but he wouldn’t be ready for quite some time. He’d wear a condom, no matter how bad he wants your pussy to squeeze him with no barrier separating you. You’d have multiple conversations about it, convincing him to try just putting the tip in.
He’d be….hooked, to say the least. It’d be by sheer force of will that he doesn’t shove his entire cock in your pussy that first time. But, it’d also be the very next time Neji swears he’s only putting the tip in when things get out of hand.
The warm ache in Neji’s belly would overshadow his concerns. He’d end up knocking your thighs further apart with his knees, bending forward and planting his elbows on either side of your head, only a few centimeters left between you. He’d whine, “God baby I can’t take it any more, I want to feel your pussy so bad. Please, can I?”
“Fuck, just put it in Neji. As long as you pull out it’ll be fine, I promise.” You’d lift your hips to take in more of him before he could change his mind and Neji would oblige. Your pussy would hug his cock even better than in his dreams, and Neji’s low, broken moan would light your blood on fire.
Neji would straighten up and sit on his knees, gripping one of your ankles and hauling your leg over his shoulder, letting your other leg hang loosely at his hip. He’d bend you in half to deepen the angle, hands resting by your shoulders. Just to tease you both, he’d pull out halfway and push back in at an agonizing pace.
Neji would fuck you within an inch of your life, long hair cutting you off from everything else. Your nails would scratch angry pink lines down his chest, his cock starting to throb as he toes the line of his release. You’d smack his chest, reminding him with a desperate edge to your voice, “Don’t cum inside me! Neji, Neji — pull out!”
He’d slip his cock free at the last second, letting your body flop to the bed as he stroked his cock. It’d only take three quick pumps before he’d be cumming all over your belly.
Safe to say, this would be Neji’s new favorite way to have sex.
༝ ᭝ ༝ sasuke ༝ ᭝ ༝
⇣ ༝ ⇣ ༝ ⇣
Unlike his brother, Sasuke is impulsive.
He couldn’t deny that the thought would cross his mind every now and then, playing with the idea of fucking you raw and seeing his sticky, white cum cover his cock and spill from your pussy.
Usually when he got the urge he’d just jerk himself off. He’d let his cool fingers wrap around his over heated cock, shivers running down his spine as he stroked himself slowly, and he’d be cumming in a heartbeat.
It would dull the ache of his desire for a while. Hell, he definitely wouldn’t want to have a baby any time in the near future. But soon enough, it’d start to eat at him again. His stomach would clench tight every time you’d have sex, nasty dreams forcing him to wake up hard. That’s why, when you beg him to take the condom off, it would take zero effort to convince him.
Your face would be buried in your pillow, ass in the air, and one hand would fist your sheets. The other would twist behind you and smack against Sasuke’s lean lower belly, pushing at him to stop. He’d be too focused, hands pressing your lower back into a harsh arch, sweat trailing down his temple, over his jaw, dripping onto your back.
“Sasuke,” you’d moan, asking for his attention. “Wait, Sasuke — ah fuck!” You’d dig your nails into his belly until he sucked in a sharp breath through gritted teeth. “Take the condom off, please!”
His hips would still, pressed flush to your ass. “What?” He’d ask, but he’d already be pulling out. “You want me to fuck you raw?” He’d tease. “Such a spoiled little princess.”
You’d roll onto your back, cheeks flushed and chest heaving. “Just fucking take it off,” you’d demand, reaching to grasp the slippery latex and slide it free from his cock. Sasuke’s mouth would curl into a smirk, gaze glued to the way his dick bobs when the condom pops off.
Sasuke’s jaw would go slack when you stroke his cock, the skin softened and slick from the lube inside the condom. He’d fucking whimper, a noise he’d never made before, when he slides home. Sasuke’s thoughts wouldn’t be coherent after that. He’d put your knees to your ears and snap his hips until he’s cum at least twice and you’re squirting all over his pelvis.
He would panic the next day, only going dizzy with relief when you inform him you started getting birth control shots.
༝ ᭝ ༝ kakashi ༝ ᭝ ༝
⇣ ༝ ⇣ ༝ ⇣
Kakashi would be asking you if he could hit it raw.
For your entire relationship, Kakashi would have it known that he’s got a fantasy about giving you a “cream pie”, for lack of a better word. He’d never push you to do something you’re uncomfortable with, no, he’d be more than happy to even be able to role play the act.
There’s no denying that Kakashi would actually want to get you pregnant. He’d love to see your belly round with his baby, but he’d be patient and wait for you to give him the go ahead. However, Kakashi has a loud mouth, and he’d voice his desires at least every other time you have sex.
In the end, the idea would get in your head and become more than appealing to you. When you gave in, it’d be when Kakashi least expected it. It’d be a night when his back is propped up by a couple pillows near your headboard, calloused hands gripping your ass and guiding the slow roll of your hips. Kakashi would be drooling about how well you ride his cock.
Your hands would brace themselves on his pecs, nails digging into his skin, and Kakashi wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut. No surprise there. “Babygirl,” he’d moan, eyes rolling towards the ceiling when you clench tight around him. “You look so pretty when you ride me, m’gonna cum so hard. You’re gonna let me knock you up, yeah? Wanna see you swollen with my baby so bad.”
You’d slap your hand over his mouth to stop the stream of filthy words, cheeks blistering. “Kakashi,” you’d say through your teeth, voice pitching higher. “Take off the condom.”
Kakashi’s eyebrows would shoot to his hairline, jaw dropping open as the words he’d been waiting forever to hear sunk in. There’s no way in hell you’d have to repeat yourself. He’d shove you off his lap and onto your back, settling between your spread thighs as he all but ripped off the condom. He’d stroke his cock a couple times before readjusting his weight, taking his time to slide his bare cock back inside you.
Kakashi would whine in back of his throat, pushing your thighs apart until your muscles started to protest. “Kakashi!” You’d gasp, pushing up to your elbows and fisting the sheets as he railed the shit out of you.
“Sorry, can’t — fuck, can’t help myself,” he’d pant, not sounding sorry at all. You’d catch a glimpse of Kakashi’s sharingan whirling and then he’d be cumming before you even realized he’s close.
He wouldn’t stop with one round. He’d wring pleasure out of you until your legs turned to jelly. He’d cum again after that, making such a mess that you’d both end up in the shower.
#kakashi x reader#itachi x reader#neji hyuga x reader#sasuke x reader#kakashi smut#itachi uchiha smut#neji x reader#sasuke smut#itachi smut#kakashi hatake x reader#itachi uchiha x reader#sasuke uchiha x reader#kakashi hatake smut#sasuke uchiha smut#neji hyuga#naruto x reader#naruto smut
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A headcanon of mine.
#naruto#naruto shippuden#sarada uchiha#karin uzumaki#madara uchiha#obito uchiha#itachi uchiha#sasuke uchiha#doodles#look at these losers#'why are we going blind?' 'because you need glasses asshole'#baby's first time drawing madara#if you don't count that badly drawn madara i drew before#he's fun to draw#itachi too#but my fave is still obito look at him what a baby
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The Itachi Hiden arc that showed his bond with Shisui was one of my faves
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We are evolving ♻️🔥
#charizard#charmeleon#charmander#pokemon#pikachu#90's anime#anime#fire type#fire type pokemon#one piece#luffy#monkey d. luffy#zoro#roronoa zoro#naruto#kakashi hatake#Kakashi#sasuke uchiha#Sasuke#itachi uchiha#itachi#levi ackerman#captain levi#eren jaeger#mikasa ackerman#goku#dragon ball#funny#funny shit#funny memes
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naruto character doodles
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Naruto Illustration By Kosei Eguchi!!!
#masashi kishimoto#Kosei Eguchi#Naruto#Naruto Uzumaki#Sasuke Uchiha#Sakura Haruno#Naruto Uzumaki x reader#Kakashi Hatake#Jiraya#Garra#Kankuro#Temari#Iruka Umino#Konohamaru Sarutobi#Might Guy#Neji Hyuuga#Tenten#Shizune#Tsunade Senju#Deidara#Sasori#Hinata Hyuuga#Kiba Inuzuka#Akamaru#Shino Aburame#Itachi Uchiha#Ino Yamanaka#Shikamaru Nara#Choji Akimichi#Sai
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good night
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