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snootlestheangel · 5 months ago

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*giggling*

The 141, with help of Nik and a couple friends, are tracking an Anarchist group in the UK. There's been some evidence that they plan on doing something big (and possibly dumb) and that they've gotten their hands on some big weapons.

Theyre just scouting out the base of operations of these guys, just gathering intel.

Price points out one particular guy: big, beefy blonde guy with a thick Scottish accent and very punk grunge aesthetic.

"Must be the ringleader" the captain says and it seems to be true. Everyone watches this guy with curiosity when Soap gasps lightly

"No fucking way" Soap says

"What?"

"He's my fucking ex" Soap replies, shocked and a bit embarrassed in all honesty.

Now I'm just picturing all of them turning to give Soap A Look

Gaz just shakes his head and goes "you have incredibly questionable taste in men"

To which Nik asks Ghost "not offended?"

Ghost: "I've learned the truth hurts sometimes."

#“is this Soap's ex guy based on Hazard from Overwatch?”#what are you the character design police? get off my dick #im just picturing the boys all giving Soap a very weird look because of a morally/mentally questionable ex of his #as if it comes as a surprise like his current partner isnt Simon “I have several lifetimes worth of mental issues” Riley #soapghost #cod drabble

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shanklin · 2 months ago

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Stanford never became friends with Fiddleford.

Instead he got himself a different small friend group who cares a lot about him. At least about the Ford he pretended to be in college.

A kind, soft spoken formerly bullied genius who researches very dull stuff in Oregon and definitely not anything weird. Their Ford would never break any rules or ignore safety measures [unlike that other student they heard about during their college years.]

And then Ford stops answering their calls and loses his grant.

It’s time for an intervention and they start pestering Ford with letters and calls until he finally agrees to meet them at a science convention, but he’ll take his brother with him.

They’re relieved! Ford is with Shermie! They like Shermie! It's a good thing that Ford still has one brother who isn't a good for nothing selfish criminal who destroyed his entire future!

If they ever get their hands on Ford’s evil twin they’ll make sure he’ll regret ever messing with their friend. Ford is too nice for revenge. They aren’t.

Meanwhile at the not-yet Mystery Shack, the Stans freshly survived their own angsty canon divergent tale of two stans AU and locked Bill out of Ford's mind like a week ago.

Stan: I don’t know how long Ford will keep me around but this will be good for him. He needs some friends to take care of him after I inevitably get kicked out again!

Ford: I only agreed to this because Stan insisted and I still haven’t found a way to thank him and apologize. I hope all my “friends” die in a fire.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #I need Ford to be a bit off a bastard im this one. But can we blame him?#The poor guy did so much research about how to fit in with his peers before going to college and it worked too well.#He regretted it almost instantly once he realised he had to keep this up for the next couple of years.#He had to pretend to like all the popular music and movies and girls #and partying #instead of spending his weekends solving the greatest mysteries of the universe.#he constantly had to tell himself that this is what he wants. He needs to fit in and be liked if he ever wants to be recognized by his peer #Of course Fords friends have it instantly out for Stan and can you blame them? Ford looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks #hides mysterious injuries and his brother refuses to leave Fords side ven at night #[Poor Ford is just simply too scared to go to sleep without Stan protecting him]#They all come to horrifying conclusions about Stan. Poor Stan might even agree with them. Also #Ford: uses slang and bad grammar Stan: SHIT WHO DID FORD GET POSSESSED BY NOW???#Eventually an anamoly or a science experiment gone wrong happens during the convention and Ford is all over it immediately #pulls out a new journal #spouts out theories faster than anyone can keep up with and runs closer to the madness with no regard to his #or everyone elses safety Fords friends stare after him disbelieving and scared out of their minds Stan next to them sighs “Ford #amirite?#Welp better go and make sure he doesn’t get himself killed” and runs after Ford.#Eventtually in all the chaos Ford and Stan get rescued by a kind man in a giant mech dinosaur. Ford and the new guy hit it off immediately #and solve everything with just a little bit more destuction that might’ve been necessary. It was all for the sake of science.#Stan takes a long look at the robot guy. “Yep #he’ll do. Seems much more Ford’s style”#and throws him into the Stanleymobile together with Ford and escapes before the police arrive.#Ford and the new guy barely notice as they keep on talking nerd stuff. Easiest kidnapping of Stans life.#He knew coming here was a great idea. And thus the mystery trio was born.

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alienssstufff · 2 years ago

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YCAO!Ethubs err

ch6 spoilers ig?????

#stufffsart #ycao au #bdoubleo100 #bdoubleo #etho #ethoslab #ethubs #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #hermitblr #mcytblr #.... ADDED BACK THE BLACK STREAKS TO ETHO'S HAIR IM SORRY he looks missing without them u_u #i think abt this part then i think about the immediate scene change after with etho at the police station and horrors beyond comprehension #tbf [REDACTED]'s debut there rocked tho LOVE that guy #LOL trade offer: YOU get free ethubs art - I get to talk about ycao. awesome? awesome

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panbhonpan · 10 days ago

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Wait hold up - who's that?- Guys I think there's something wrong with my screenshot

#pfff hellooo #guess whos back #mdjnsndsmsmdn #lmaoooo #no but i cant believe this came out just when i was out of reach of any internet connection #i screamt #was like- NOT AGAIN #bc yes #when i first heard of the form i was outside going to a fair with family and internet out of reach #ANYWAYS NFBMSNDS PFF hellooo i present you my boy Max #my sm oc that im always deeply scared to speak of bc when i first made him i wasn't really on the fandom and when then i took a deep dive #i found out he's basically 50% all sm ocs into one and that makes me feel uuhhh #BUT ANYWAYS #i am cringe but i am free #he looks similar to another sm oc? thanks i too noticed too late-#so lets close an eye to that andd woow look at my boyy #no but i really wanted to make this bc it really is fun #im always planning to do like fake screenshots with him but aaa #gotta find the time #anyways heres tags #spooky month #spooky month fanart #wowowo #spooky month oc #SM OC: Max #if yall curious:#he's on his early 20's - street artist - hes ur typical chill guy - pretty hyper at the same time - nerd #(if the glasses wasn't a giveaway)#holds a grudge against evermore and constantly runs away from the police - makes lots of anti evermore propaganda art around town-#idk why im infodumping on tags

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noir-ish-bee · 11 months ago

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holy shit. noir sam and max art

no not that noir

#hi guys did you miss me #i forgot whta vocaloid max looked like im so honest rn #my art #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #vocaloid max au

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moeblob · 6 months ago

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Right and his work menaces (Brent and Karen).

I don't remember last I mentioned it but apart from crude nicknames to people (except Chris), he also just puts them in his phone really weird (except Chris, who is literally in his phone as Chris). And I bring this up because in Right's phone, Karen is saved as "Lawful Obligation".

#my characters #oops i fell in love #can you guys tell im stressed and hyperfixating on my own fucked up ocs cause i am #also brents nickname at work and in rights phone is fuckwad #and hes like yeah if im called anything else at this point by right its weird and uncomfortable #and when it is finally approached as if paul is only in rights phone as shitty-ex (answer) now that hes an excoworker #what was he in rights phone BEFORE the transfer #and right is like annoying dickwad ... karen is like oh i see thats why you call him a dick still #thats like a nickname from his phone name #and brent has to ask why fuckwad and dickwad and right looks at him and takes a deep breathe before saying #because i like the word wad and it is very comforting bc like a wad of paper ? you can throw it away #and so if i realize i gotta get rid of attachment i wad it up #also dont tell paul that dickwad was a form of attachment or he will never shut the fuck up about it #karen and brent both swear to never mention it to paul #paul is honestly such a weird anomaly in the plot bc he doesnt directly work at the same police station #but he is CONSTANTLY a topic of gossip or annoyance or updates #hes literally karens best friend! aside from chris he was one of the few right worked with who HAD touch privileges before right banned it #hes also just genuinely well liked but no one can actually tell him or he will become insufferable #which is a crime that rick is guilty of once when he meets paul and karen introduces him #and rick is just OH i know that name! youre her best friend #and she looks so betrayed and paul looks so delighted and stunned and radiant over this fact #and rick makes up for it before the night is over which is why karen forgives him - he made paul back in his place #anyway yeah right has lots of fears and hes my bundle of anxiety and i love him and his atrocious nicknames #i think i would die if i gave someone a rude nickname even affectionately irl #also also final note on this ig #since right is a detective and not always at the station its worth pointing out brent and karen just work taking calls and #doing misc other work at their desks which are nearby so they 100% bond and its wonderful #ok i lied final note on them is #for a very long time karen has to check with right to make sure she isnt annoying brent because he doesnt emote well #and shes scared she wont know if shes annoying him please help youre like the only one who reads his moods accurately

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xxplastic-cubexx · 5 days ago

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(Busy as of late to visit Tumblr even lol)

Seeing your art of Mags with his huge chest remind me of those anime mousepad (but more buyable if you ask me)

the funniest thing ever is that i keep thinking of making one of them boob mousepads with mags tbh 😭

#snap chats #real g's remember when i did that with yamcha and tien aJVLKJVLKAEJ SO LIKE. IVE DONE IT BEFORE #my morgana mousepad snapped in half atp i need a new one....... no i dont JLAVKAEVAEJ BUT ITD BE FUNNY #how do i even explain having that. ive had stranger things i think. itd be funny as hell either way #anyways guys dont tell your school you wanna kill yourself they almost called the damn. COPS ON ME #i ignored the calls cause i thought it was spam but then i checked my email and the woman was like #'oh its so good you called back i was literally about to call for a wellness check' LIKE GIRL NO #MY ROOM LOOKS A MESS CAUSE IM PACKING UP TO LEAVE FOR HOME THIS WEEK IM GONNA LOOK UNWELL #LKE I AM UNWELL BUT NOOOOOO IM FIIINNNEEEE PROBABLY I SWEAR #ma'am said 'ok well ngl im still concerned...' LIKE NOOO I FAILED THE CHECK I LIED AND EVERYTHING whatever.#as long as theres no damn police at my dorm..

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littlesapphicraccoonguy · 8 months ago

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What an interesting “cat”

#adam stanheight #saw #also the ‘cat’ is named shutter because thats the sound cameras make #im so smart #fanart #made this because my little brother saw an opossum outside and called it a cat obviously i didn’t correct him #opossum #been a while since i rendered animal fur(two days)#silly #he probably knows what an opossum is but its easier to say its a weird cat to not get in trouble with the police for having a wild animal #idk if i like this tbh #he looks too joyous for a guy whos doomed by the narrative

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itissadbutitsmy-artblog · 1 year ago

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big fan of the various species of Guards in adventure time. they all look exactly the same and theyll hit u with sticks man, watch out

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doomdoomofdoom · 5 months ago

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I am 100% Luigi was framed, you are sure he did it... Maybe we should breed and ask our child what they think

(dies ist zu hundert Prozent ernst zu nehmen und entstand einzig aus Neid und Eifersucht weil ich noch nie Sex, Erfolg und/oder Geld hatte)

intriguing, but for proper sample size, we should have several hundred children. humans still breed via spores, right?

#but how will we pay for them #maybe with more spores #mom look i got an ask #shitpost #would we have to remove the children because we would influence them too much therefore invalidating the experiment #also just like for the record im not diehard on this. i just think its more likely that someone would call the cops on the real guy #than a random police department immediately having everything on hand to neatly frame him #also if you were gonna frame someone. why pick some rich kid in pennsylvania via civilian tip.#and not local villanized minority found by genius police work look how good we are at our job no one could ever get away #then again they are cops so maybe they just didnt think that far. whos to say.#im gonna keep an open mind but I assume itll stay unclear forever bc cops will say one thing and his lawyer the other thing

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aria0fgold · 2 months ago

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If only Akiren's bravado extends outside the metaverse then I could write a highly self-indulgent and full of whimsy story where Akiren got the bright idea of impersonating Kaitou KID just for the fun of it but alas... only Kaito can handle that... (And Lupin the 3rd).

#ariambles #like-- imagine looking outta the window and seeing countless upon countless police cars and helicopters surrounding you #akiren sure had experienced smth similar (beginning of p5) but the squad specializing in the capture of kaito kid is far more than #the number that akiren dealt with (also akiren had it under control that time) being kaito kid means needing 50% planning and #50% improv of the highest degree in terms of recklessness. also i say and lupin the 3rd cuz he once impersonated #kaito kid during a crossover movie. its the best and funniest thing im so sorry mr. nakamori... thats not your boy... its sooo funny tho #kaito has never once used any other firearm than his cardgun so the moment that lupin disguised as kaito kid pulled out an #Actual gun. poor guy nakamori was so much in disbelief he stayed in bed the next day. poor guy but also its so funny to mme

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violntfemme · 1 year ago

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i just finished rumble fish and the hate is unwarranted you guys are WRONG

#talking about the book btw #why do you guys hate it so much😭#am i just missing things because i also wasnt confused?#sure things got a bit iffy near the ending with those 4th wall breaks and poor memory #but i understood it ????? ??? ?#i mean the confusion that rusty-james has himself is explained prwtty well idk #the ending made me really sad ohmygod witj the police lights and the #the the #the partly deaf thing #and then looking like the motorcycle boy #u guys dont understand #rusty james holds a special place in my heart #his dad saying 'you better hope not' or smth along those lines....#im sorry the ending hit so hard #does NOT deserve that much hate #dolirants #rumble fish

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submaskudari · 1 year ago

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Chat did y’all know that I’m incredibly ill?

#the fact that this isn’t even all of the doodles that i have of them should be horrifying HELP #LOOKING AT THE IMAGE LIMIT.. I COULD DO A HUGE ART DUMP AT SOME POINT BUT IM ALSO LAZY LMAO #rhythm heaven #police call guy #rockers #rhythm heaven rockers

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miss--river · 1 month ago

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watching the hell house movies for the first time. im on the second one. i really liked the first one, it wasnt like super great but i did really like it. now im a little over halfway into the second movie and its... bad. like the acting took a nose dive and sometimes the production looks horrible. pretty sure there was a guy who was supposed be like 15 or something but he was very obviously in his 40s and it just looked weird.

idk i could keep griping but im still gonna keep watching the others too. it was recommended to me so i wanna keep going. maybe it'll turn out to be 'fun bad'

#like the 'uh guys youre going to want to see this' line just had me like uuuggghhh #and the set that that have for the police station looks like a rickety cabin in the woods #im just kinda wondering what happened between the first movie and the second #im really not trying to yuck anyone's yum #i really want to like these because i love found footage #if there's anyone who's seen these movies and can explain things about the production and acting without spoiling would be cool

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pinkeoni · 10 months ago

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How and why did you get ur laptop and car stolen? Did you have tags on them to relocate it?

Never drive a Kia, anon.

#i didnt have tags on them but my car was found recently by police although its undrivable #but i have a rental car atm #some guy 'found' by laptop and used my name to look me up on instagram and then tried to extort me for it lmao #but im lucky that my parents and insurance could help me get a new one #also theres an old woman who is an actual narcissist holding some of my other stuff hostage #its been a long week anon 😭#asks #anon

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lovclvb · 2 years ago

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#the police is looking for this guy (im the police)#woooowww #he is batshit #taeyong #nct 127 #nct #mark lee #johnny #haechan #yuta #doyoung #taeil #jungwoo #jaehyun #not sure how to layout this ..

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