#the police is looking for this guy (im the police)

[zweiginator]

patrick as your situationship in college; your relationship couldn't be more complicated but you're addicted to each other. addicted to the drama, the highs and lows, the petty arguments.

you hate each other so much. piss each other off like nobody else can. yell at each other, block each others' numbers, swear you'll never speak to each other again.

and maybe, just maybe, this time you'll keep your word. him standing you up at a concert for two hours while he fucked another girl was it for you. you knew he was involved with other people. but when he looked at you like you were batshit crazy, said it doesn't even matter--you threw your drink in his face and walked away.

didn't answer a single text or call or desperate knock on your door. didn't accept flowers or chocolates or delivery from your favorite restaurant.

you fucking hated him.

and a week after the concert incident, you're over it. you tell yourself that. what did you ever see in patrick? there are plenty of good looking guys who are more than willing to spoil you, take you out, show you a good time.

you're at a bar with one.

he has lighter features, but he's just as tall, maybe just as handsome, on a good day. the conversation is okay, but you down your drinks and force a smile and pretend you're not thinking about him.

and then you hear his laugh. it's coming from the other side of the room, tucked away in a corner.

patrick sips on a rum and coke. he's with his friends; there's no girl in sight. a fucking miracle.

but his smile drops when he sees you. and the permanency of his actions, how fucking idiotic he was--is--stings his eyes, the back of his throat, the tips of his toes.

patrick watches your date's hand touch your knee as you giggle. it's a fake laugh, but it will do the trick. his eyes follow as his fingers snake up your dress and he leans forward and his lips find your neck. your mouth falls open but your eyes don't close. they stay on patrick, watching his eyebrows fall and his frown grow more and more severe.

patrick sets his drink down, excuses himself from his friends. he doesn't say a word and doesn't hesitate--just grabs your date by the back of his collar and pulls him from the stool. socks him in the face once, twice, three times.

"you think it's cute to harass my fucking girlfriend?"

it would be easy to call him a fucking idiot. to tell him he's crazy, call the police on him. throw your drink in his face again and reiterate that it's fucking over.

except it's not easy at all. not when patrick's arms are straining in his white t-shirt and his shorts ride up his strong thighs. and not when his green eyes are fiery with anger, all whilst screaming im sorry to you.

it's easier to let his hand guide you to the bathroom, his pinky grazing your ass. it's easy to let him slam you against the door and pry your mouth open with his tongue. he'll say he's sorry when he's buried in your cunt. it takes three minutes.

[alienssstufff]

YCAO!Ethubs err

ch6 spoilers ig?????

[noir-ish-bee]

holy shit. noir sam and max art

no not that noir

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

big fan of the various species of Guards in adventure time. they all look exactly the same and theyll hit u with sticks man, watch out

[starlooove]

Guys I understand the gatekeepers now like y’all didnt even know who spiderpunk was let alone his name till a few months ago STAY AWAY FROM HIM

[submaskudari]

Chat did y’all know that I’m incredibly ill?

[unicornsaures]

i just finished rumble fish and the hate is unwarranted you guys are WRONG

[appsa]

BTW its so crazy that jonathan byers didnt get implicated for barbara hollands murder in season 1...... he was literally the last person to see her + he was being shady as hell

[pinkeoni]

How and why did you get ur laptop and car stolen? Did you have tags on them to relocate it?

Never drive a Kia, anon.

[lovclvb]

[malleleothreesome]

i wish i could have a silly little day on tumblr but I have to read my 80 page HOA document to see if the boomer condominium overlords will ALLOW me to get my new dishwasher (that i bought on black friday like a true, miserable adult marching towards death) DELIVERED AND INSTALLED on the 23rd as expected or if I have to cancel the delivery because there are too many rules for me to abide by and my soul is simply too tired to jump through the necessary hoops to comply.

[ink-the-artist]

where do you find the images you use in collages?

I just collect magazines and stuff that gets mailed to my house that my parents don’t want, I get a lot of use out of advertisements for supermarkets bc there’s lots of images of raw meat lol. The images in the angel collage came from these luxury magazines advertising jewlery and watches and such, lots of nice big high quality images of pretty gemstones

[toastsnaffler]

i dont pay much attention to global listening stats on spotify cuz i just listen to shit i like but sometimes ill see smth and be like how tf do they have so many/few plays on this??? like my impression of how popular some artists are is so WILDLY disconnected from real life

[cockyroaches]

Had the deranged thought of 'you know being gay should count as gender nonconforming since gender roles expect you to be het by default' but then I remembered how vile some gender conforming gay people are to gnc queers and yeah, no. You dont get that.

[dirt-str1der]

That fanart of kiryu getting fingerblasted and he’s wearing nothing but his watch always makes me so fucking horny i was to explode