#idk if i like this tbh

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

What an interesting “cat”

[rainebelowzero]

kurt kunkle x male reader

this is kinda short sorry

have you ever read a word so many times that it starts to look like it's not a real word? Cuz that's how I feel about the word nipple right now

cws: edging, begging, overstimulation, nipple play, the reader is called sir (like once or twice)

Kurt lays on your bed, hands tied above his head and only his shirt still on but it's pulled up to expose his chest. His cock is almost painfully hard, but you go out of your way to ignore it, brushing your hands along his hips, softly tracing over the faint bruises from previous nights.

You lean over him, leaving kisses along his jaw. Kurt releases a shaky sigh, feeling you start to trail down to his neck, and then his chest. You take one of his nipples into your mouth, licking and sucking as Kurt squirms from underneath you.

After a while, you finally give in, wrapping your hand around his cock and stroking at a slow agonizing pace. Kurt's on the edge of tears because of how long you've been teasing him. You ignore his pleas for you to go faster, simply taking in everything about him. The way he bucks his hips up to meet your hand, the long, desperate whine he lets out when you use your other hand to hold them down. At this point, tears actually begin to fall, running down his face as he lets out a huff of frustration.

"Please..Sir, I-I need it.."

"Need what, Kurt?" You ask, brushing your hands across his chest.

"I n-need to cum, please.." He whines.

Kurt gasps when you wrap your hand around his cock, instantly speeding up. It's not long before Kurt's moans become louder. His legs begin to tremble and you can tell that he's about to cum. Suddenly, your movements come to a complete stop, and you take your hand away. Kurt starts to protest, being cut off when you bring a hand back up to one of his nipples, pinching and twisting it harshly. Kurt's back arches, moaning loudly.

You use the hand holding down his hips to stroke his cock again, returning to the sped up pace from before. Kurt's body thrashed as he tried to fuck into your hand. This time, you didn't stop him, you just kept jerking him off while abusing his sensitive nipples.

You stop once more and Kurt groans. He lays there, breathing heavily. He looks absolutely pathetic. He looks up at you with needy, desperate eyes. His bottom lip slightly swollen from being bitten repeatedly and covered with his own saliva.

"Please let me c-cum, sir, I've been good today, please." Kurt begged in a shaky voice, crying. It almost made you feel bad. Almost. Still, you begin to pump his cock again. Kurt mutters something that you don't hear at first, but then you realize that he's repeating the word "please" over and over.

You speed up, Kurt once again thrusting his hips up to meet your hand. As he gets closer to orgasm, his muttering gets louder. This time you don't pull away, keeping a steady pace. He cums with a shout, sobbing moans wracking his body as his cum spurts onto his chest and stomach. You don't stop even after he comes down from the high, using his cum as lube. Frantic whines fall from his lips, babbling on about how he's too sensitive and begging you to at least slow down.

You smile at him innocently. After multiple orgasms, he tries to insist that he can't cum anymore, but you don't stop until you feel like it, and that's a thought that makes Kurt cum even harder.

[just1sokk]

Draw blorbo

Your beloved

She is one of many

[elysianymph]

SOMETHING SIRIUS AND MARY PLEASE PLEASE

coming out as a saintstar truther

“She’s just such a bitch!” Mary yelled out, kicking her foot against the ground, getting dirt on her oxford shoe. She was glad they were away from the main courtyard of the castle where some annoying prefect would've heard her and yelled at her to watch her language. Here, hidden between the trees behind the Hogwarts castle, Mary was free to curse and shit-talk her friends all she wanted.

Sirius stared at her, expression caught somewhere between amusement and sympathy. He moved away from the wall he was leaning on, took his cigarette out of his mouth and moved it to Mary’s lips, expecting her to take a drag. “Come on, I know you want to,” he said, the corners of his mouth twitching up in a grin.

It only served to infuriate Mary more as she pushed away his hand. “A drag of your cigarette won't help me fix my stupid friends!”

Sirius shrugged and leaned back against the wall, putting the cigarette back in his mouth and presenting the half empty pack to Mary instead. “No but maybe an entire cigarette will,” he said, sending Mary a quick wink that would've gone unnoticed were she not so focused on his face.

“I doubt it.” She looked at him sceptically.

“Nicotine helps stimulate your brain to think of solutions,” Sirius argued, shaking the cigarette pack in front of Mary’s face, like he was waiting for her to give in. “Or at least helps you relax. I’m scared you’re gonna blow up with anger, doll.”

With one final look at Sirius’ convincing eyes, Mary gave in with a sigh and took one of the Marlboro Reds from the pack and brought it up to her lips. Before she could do it herself, Sirius’ hand came up to the tip of her cigarette and he snapped his fingers, creating a spark. Mary looked up at Sirius as he did so, watching the fire reflected in his grey eyes. When he caught her gaze he grinned, all lopsided and sharp canines and so undoubtedly Sirius.

Mary inhaled as Sirius lit the cigarette then leaned back against the wall. A moment later she removed it from her lips and exhaled the smoke, watching it swirl around in the air. Sirius’ eyes remained on her the entire time. “See? Already better,” he teased, moving closer and bumping their shoulders, “Now tell me what troubles our dear Evans has been giving you.”

“She’s just so-” Mary tried to find a word to describe Lily’s behaviour but when her brain came up short, she settled for: “Ugh!”

“Sounds like her, yes,” Sirius nodded thoughtfully as he brought his cigarette back to his lips. Mary gave him a look and Sirius shrugged. She knew Lily and Sirius didn't particularly like each other — or rather they couldn't stand each other — but she didn't understand why they couldn't just compromise for her sake.

“I went to the library with her this afternoon because guess who cancelled on her study session again!” Mary watched Sirius’ nose scrunch up in disgust as he raised an eyebrow at her, asking for confirmation. Mary nodded. “So like the good friend I am, I stepped in so she wouldn't have to be alone. We go to the library and sit down and she starts talking about how it must be so weird for me to be in the library to actually study.”

Sirius made a face at that comment. “I ask her what that’s supposed to mean and she's like,” Mary took another drag of her cigarette before mimicking Lily’s voice, “‘Well, usually you’re a bit too busy snogging with your boyfriend behind the bookshelves to pick up a book. That excuse has gotten old by the way, no one believes you.’ Like I care! It’s not my fault she can't get herself a boyfriend!”

Sirius let his cigarette fall onto the ground and stepped on it with his shoe. “Well, I think our snogging behind bookshelves is keeping us from becoming moody bitches like some of our friends,” Sirius said, turning around to face Mary with a smile on his face, his eyes locked on Mary’s full lips, “So I think it’s best we keep it up.”

“Oh, does the snogging only work when it's behind bookshelves?” Mary asked with a grin as Sirius came even closer to her, their lips barely a hairsbreadth apart.

“Let's test it out,” Sirius whispered before pressing their lips together.

[luxwing]

Congrats to the TF2 community for finally getting a cosmetic into the game with the trans pride flag hidden on it. About damn time

[hinamie]

10 years later

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[mroddmod]

WENDAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[bean-spring]

Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.

Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.

You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.

"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.

"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.

I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.

Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.

Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.

[fluentisonus]

He added, after a pause: “Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.”

Les Misérables, Volume I / Book V / Chapter III, trans. Hapgood

[0fps]

JIYAN ❖ THROUGH THE DARKEST OF NIGHTS

Jiyan, leader of the Midnight Rangers, acts with swift and resolute righteousness. He possesses the formidable ability to conjure a powerful Qingloong from the winds, making him invincible on the battlefield.

[zfedraws]

Oh Tara, we’re really in it now….

[porrigens]

pegoryu valentine :3

[greedykrab]

Deaths Lullaby

[mirensiart]

wind, whenever he sees one of the older links in distress: my big brother senses are tingling

anyway, I like it when people write wind using his big bro skills with the chain :)

[crowatyourwindow]

Kenji and his cow Hanako II were the best duo from wan change my mind